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He Xiangdong also told him: "Amazing, you have seen so much." ”

Xue Guo said modestly: "This is all learning. ”

The way to enter the work in front of me has been discussed, and now a few small burdens have been thrown away, and there is a little deviation, He Xiangdong handed over the conversation: "Then you should be very proficient in English?"

Xue Guo hurriedly shook his head: "That's not it, look at that thing to learn posture, who learns language?"

"Woo ......" the audience booed in disgust.

The two of them were still quite happy on stage, and He Xiangdong saw that Xue Guo had already changed the topic again, so he said: "The most basic yes, no, you always know, right?"

Xue Guo nodded: "This is the most basic, I must know a little bit about it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then let's perform once." ”

Xue Guo hurriedly said, "But I won't have much." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's okay, let's just do a comparison, you can say a no, let's mainly see the gentlemanly demeanor of the British." ”

"Oh, that's ok. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, then let's bring the conversation into the specific situation, and we can't say it dryly." In this way, it is like you are the prince of England, is that okay?"

Xue Guo was happy, and laughed like a fool: "Okay, this is too good." ”

He Xiangdong patted his chest: "What about me, I'll suffer a little, I'm more old-fashioned, I'll play a married person, I'll play the queen's husband." ”

"Oh. Xue Guo used a late technique, pretending that he hadn't reacted at first, until the audience laughed, he suddenly woke up and pushed He Xiangdong away: "You are still the queen's husband, oh, dare to love me as your son?"

He Xiangdong had a bitter face and said sadly: "So I suffered." ”

Xue Guo scolded: "You still suffer, you are all my father." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then I'll change it, let's change it, and I'll be the head of the royal family." ”

"Okay. ”

He Xiangdong: "I am Lao Wang, the chief manager in charge of your food, clothing and daily life." ”

Xue Guo's whole person was not good, and he was tired and crooked: "Is there anyone in the British who is called Lao Wang?"

He Xiangdong made do: "That's what it means." ”

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Okay, okay, that's it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then our story happened in the morning, His Royal Highness the Prince can't get up at seven o'clock in the morning and pedal to work like us ordinary people, this is not true." So we're going to be at nine o'clock. ”

Xue Guo nodded: "Nine o'clock in the morning." ”

He Xiangdong straightened his body, stood very upright, and his voice also used the broadcast cavity, very elegant and gentlemanly: "At nine o'clock in the morning, I walked out of my office, walked to your dormitory, gently stretched out my hand and pushed open the door, stepped on the fist-thick velvet carpet, and slowly walked to your side. ”

Xue Guo also interjected happily: "Hey, I really have an identity." ”

He Xiangdong continued to say in a very gentlemanly language: "Seeing that you are still asleep, I went to the window and opened the velvet curtains, and then brought the stove out. ”

"Hmm, the royal family also uses stoves?" Xue Guo was stunned.

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong explained: "It's cold in England, and there is no stove for fear that you will freeze, which is the standard configuration of the royal family." ”

Xue Guo pursed his lips and said in disgust: "Ho, what a waste of that velvet." ”

He Xiangdong smiled, continued to make movements, and said in a very elegant tone: "After bringing the stove out, I will step on a fist-thick velvet carpet and walk in and take your urinal out." ”

"Hahaha......" Hearing this, the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Xue Guo's face was crooked: "Do you really know or don't know how to pretend to understand?

He Xiangdong began to fool again: "The royal family saves water, and people should play an exemplary role." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand, unable to complain: "Okay, okay, you can continue to talk." ”

He Xiangdong adjusted his voice and continued to say in a very elegant and gentlemanly voice: "After the urinal was brought out, I stepped on the fist-thick velvet carpet again......"

Xue Guo interjected: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about velvet, what a bad thing." ”

He Xiangdong ignored him and continued: "I walked to your bed again, watching a ray of early morning sunlight shine through the window, shining on your round and elastic buttocks, and your handsome side face also looks particularly angular in the golden sunlight. ”

The audience was dumbfounded, and two seconds later, the audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo was anxious: "What kind of broken story is this? Is my ass elastic, what happened to you touching it?"

Hearing this, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

He Xiangdong hurriedly nodded: "It is the responsibility of my chief manager to regularly check the health of members of the royal family. ”

"Oops. Xue Guo covered his face and couldn't speak, so he could only say: "Then the British sun is not so lacking in virtue, how can it shine on his face and ass at the same time?"

He Xiangdong explained: "It's because you sleep in a different position, you pout your noble and elastic buttocks, and then sleep with your face sideways. ”

Xue Guo shouted, "Ho." ”

"Calling ......" The audience coaxed again.

The atmosphere is quite warm, in fact, here it is, He Xiangdong dares to say that he has done a good job in this performance, even if Zhao Fenghua comes here, he may not be better than himself, he himself has seen Zhao Fenghua's performance, and he is more direct and he is only stronger than him.

There is a difference between He Xiangdong and Zhao Fenghua, He Xiangdong has been in the folk all the year round, and he eats all by the ticket money sold by the performance, he can better cope with such a performance, Zhao Fenghua is different, he is aiming at the TV and the party, this kind of audience who has spent money He may not be satisfied.

Zhao Fenghua looked at the audience with a warm atmosphere in front of him, and then looked at He Xiangdong and Xue Guo who were free and easy on the stage, his face was very ugly, seeing this, he still didn't understand that these two people had completely supported the field, and whether they were the same at all.

It's a joke to take people in front of you, and two young people can hold up the field at random. I also planned to watch other people's jokes and look at a fart, and I lost 5,000 yuan that I could have easily gotten in vain.

"It's all you two bastards. Zhao Fenghua glared at the two people on the stage angrily, and his angry eyes were even more focused on He Xiangdong, Xue Guo's master was much stronger than him, he didn't dare to do too much, so he could only sprinkle the fire on He Xiangdong's head.

"Let's go. Zhao Fenghua finally glanced at He Xiangdong fiercely, turned around and went out, he couldn't stay for a moment.

After Zhao Yuan and the others were stunned, they also followed. (To be continued.) )