Just when the middle-aged man was about to suffer, a young man rushed in and fell on a banana peel in embarrassment, which made everyone laugh, and this embarrassment was too big. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I didn't expect it to be a stunned young man, embarrassed if he couldn't save people, it was very funny, and the hooligans were really happy, laughing so much that their stomachs hurt.

"Haha, you kid, you're a cleaner sweeping the floor, you're here to pick up banana peels. ”

This young man is quite able to bend and stretch, and after he falls, he wants to worship the handle, and he wants to be the little brother of the black-faced man, and the fart is loud, and the black-faced man does not dislike it, so he accepts him on the spot, as long as he feeds himself banana peels every day.

It was very obvious that the black-faced man was stunned by the sycophancy, and he didn't delve into it, he heard this banana peel as a banana, how could the little brother feed himself a banana peel The boss is very happy.

When several of the black-faced man's subordinates heard this, they reminded the black-faced man.

"Boss, you're stupid, you can't even hear what you say, this kid is going to feed you banana peels, and you're willing to take him as the second child." ”

The black-faced man waved his hand and said with a big grin: "It's okay, banana peels are banana peels, as long as he is kind-hearted and can serve this boss willingly, I will eat this banana peel, who is like you guys, I haven't even fed banana peels." ”

The black-faced man didn't mind, the young man had already rolled over and got up, the banana peel in his hand stuffed into his big mouth.

"Big brother, I'll feed you banana peels now, you can enjoy it. ”

The black-faced man stuffed a mouthful of banana peels, and he laughed happily.

"Haha, you are really a good second brother, what a filial second brother, this boss is very happy and very satisfied. ”

"Boss, it turns out that you have this hobby, you like to eat banana peels, we haven't found out, we'll feed you banana peels now. ”

When the black-faced man's men saw that their boss loved banana peels, they found a way to pay their respects, and they went to look for banana peels, and some of them jumped into the trash can to rummage through them, and a few of them fought for a banana peel, all of them wanted to honor the boss themselves.

"Boss, I honor you for eating banana peels, this is fresh banana peels, we will all eat bananas in the future, let the boss eat banana peels." ”

"Boss, your hobby is really good, it can save money, you just need to follow other people's butts to pick up skins, you don't have to spend a penny. ”

"I can use my ass, just sit next to this trash can, there is still a lack of banana peels, as many as you want. ”

The black-faced man's subordinates stuffed banana peels into their boss's mouth, so that the black-faced man rolled his eyes, his throat was blocked, and a few of his subordinates came over to hug the black-faced man and help him swallow the banana peel.

"Boss, you eat his banana peel, don't eat our banana peel, that's not giving us face, it's the same banana peel, why do you still divide people. ”

This group of subordinates can work hard, stuffing the black-faced man into it like feeding a pig, and a few guys turned the watermelon knife upside down and smashed it in with the handle of the knife, as if plugging a leak.

While plugging the leak, they also urged the black-faced man.

"Boss, you can eat with your belly open, that's what the hell, there are two buckets of banana peels next to here, you have to speed up." ”

These subordinates are full of filial piety, they found a lot of banana peels, stuffed into the black-faced man has a garbage can, and there are two full of banana peels next to it, piled up as high as a hill, they are like loading firewood, that is stepping on and stepping on.

"Haha, hooligans, if you treat your boss like this, you are not afraid to kill him, you see that he has turned white and died. ”

Seeing this scene, the young man couldn't stand up with a straight smile, which boss met such a subordinate, it was really drunk, there was such filial piety.

"I'll go, boss, why did you roll your eyes, almost all white, didn't you eat too much. ”

When these subordinates looked at the black-faced man, both of his eyes protruded three centimeters from their sockets, and all of them were white-eyed, like frightened dead people, and their appearance was very terrifying.

"What is too much, he is dying. ”

The young man told these men with black faces, and these men were still unimpressed, and they told the young man.

"How is it possible, our boss can't do anything else, this is the first, he can eat 50 kilograms of boiled peanuts, he can eat five pots of boiled edamame, and he has been farting for six months after eating, which is what is it, only a banana peel in a garbage can, that is less than one-third of his belly, and we have to feed him hard. ”

These subordinates were quite sincere, and they ruthlessly stuffed banana peels into the mouth of the black-faced man, and smashed them with the handle of a watermelon knife.

"Boss, you're welcome, don't pretend to be Sven, don't keep the amount, you just eat with your belly open. ”

"Brother, no, the boss seems to be propped up, he seems to be choking to death, otherwise he wouldn't be able to stop. ”

A few people smashed it hard, but they didn't smash it even a bit, and these subordinates felt that something was wrong.

"Brother, what's going on, the boss is finished, let's get the banana peel out quickly, or he will have to see the Buddha." ”

Feeling that something was wrong, these subordinates hurriedly got upside down, turned the black-faced man upside down, his head was facing down, and felt that the height was not enough, two guys also climbed the tree, hung the black-faced man on the tree technique, and slapped the black-faced man's chest and back with a watermelon knife, and the banana peel sprayed out of the black-faced man's mouth, and it was sprayed all over the ground, piled up like a hill.

After working for a long time, the black-faced man was really rescued, and was put down from the tree by his subordinates, and several subordinates patted him on the chest with watermelon knives and asked.

"Boss, are you feeling better, have you ever been able to get along, have you come back from the line of death? ”

"Grandma, you want to kill Lao Tzu, with you honoring the boss like this, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”

The black-faced man recovered so quickly that when he regained his breath, he jumped up, grabbed his watermelon knife, and frantically chased and slashed his own men.

"Boss, you can't cut us, the boy fed you banana peels, how happy are you to accept it, we feed you banana peels, but you don't want to accept it." ”

"Grandma's, I've fallen for this kid, I have heard banana peels as bananas, I can't spare this little bastard. ”

The black-faced man only now realized that this kid was feeding himself banana peels, not bananas, and he was so angry that his nose was crooked at forty-five degrees, and he ran towards the young man with a watermelon knife.

"Little bastard, you dare to bully Lao Tzu, do you think Lao Tzu can't even tell the difference between banana peel and banana, Lao Tzu is very sober, banana peel is equivalent to banana clothes, banana is equivalent to being undressed and exposed body, you kid don't run, I'm going to peel you into a bare banana." ”

The black-faced man swung his knife at the young man, who screamed in panic.

"Boss, I don't want to be naked, but you want to be naked. ”

The black-faced man slashed frantically, this young man hid in Tibet, just like a drunk drunk, he also staggered, and people were worried about it, the watermelon knife was almost close to the young man's body, of course, he was thrilling to dodge every time.

The black-faced man slashed fifty-six times in one go, and the watermelon knife was as fast as a finger in a fruit peeling game, but none of the knives could cut the young man, but it made his subordinates exclaim again and again.

"Boss, this kid has plucked your chest hair, boss, this kid has plucked your armpit hair again, boss, this kid has plucked your leg hair, boss, you are about to become a plucked pig. ”

But no, this black-faced man was plucked by this young man, and this black-faced man was covered with thick hair, and now he was plucked naked by this young man, like a pig with a faded hair.

"I'll check your aunt's mother's, I've been plucked out by this guy, and you've been watching the fun, so hurry up and help." ”

"Oh, boss, this kid can pluck his feathers, we are terrible to be plucked, we will leave, we have learned the art of war, and we have learned that trick is the best policy.

Boss, we don't care about you, you are responsible for your own troubles, you wipe your ass yourself. ”

The black-faced man's men were about to run, but before they could run, they were stopped by the middle-aged man.

"Hooligans, if you want to run, you'll have to ask me if I agree. ”

The hooligans also asked, "Brother, do you promise?"

The middle-aged man laughed and said, "Scoundrels, guess what. ”

The rascals replied, "Brother, we guess you'll say yes." ”

The middle-aged man smiled and said, "Hooligans, you guessed wrong, I won't agree, none of you can leave." ”

"Hmph, can you stop us?"

These hooligans couldn't stop sneering, and then they made a move, waved the watermelon knife, and slashed at the middle-aged man violently, and suddenly there was a sword and a shout.

"Uncle, I'll help you. ”

The middle-aged man was surrounded by a crowd of hooligans, outnumbered, and at this time the young man had already subdued the black-faced man, hung it on a tree, and rushed over to help.

The young man was still drunk, his body was crooked, and he fought with these hooligans, but the hooligans could not cut him at all, but he stripped them of their own clothes, and the hairy places were also plucked, and the hooligans were so anxious that they screamed.

"Boy, is your father a butcher, is your grandfather also a butcher, you are a butcher family, how do you like this plucking, you pluck me like a smooth chicken, can you leave us some, you pluck us all out, we can still have a little manly characteristics. ”

This group of hooligans was pulled out by this young man and fled in all directions, and they were also crying for their fathers and mothers, and they were embarrassed.

"Commander, are you alright, we're here. ”

At this time, there were eight more sturdy young men, they were the eight guards who fought with Gao Feng, they called the middle-aged man as the commander, they rushed into the battle group, and immediately like a tiger with wings, the battle was soon over, and those hooligans were subdued to the ground.

"Thank you, young man, for saving my life. ”

The middle-aged man clenched his fist to the young man, and the young man replied, "Uncle, it is not enough to raise your hands. ”

"Young man, it's a gesture, but it has to be rewarded, you have to make a request, and I have to meet you. ”

The middle-aged man told the young man that he did not want to owe favors to others, and that he would repay the favor of others.

The young man replied, "Uncle, since you say so, then I will leave your phone number, and if I encounter difficulties, I will ask you for help." ”

The middle-aged man left the phone to the young man very happily, and was about to lead the eight guards to leave, at this time Princess Wencheng, a female officer of the armed police, came over with a hamburger, she was overjoyed when she saw the middle-aged man, she pulled the young man in front of the middle-aged man, and told him happily.

"Dad, why are you here, let me introduce you, this is my new boyfriend, his name is Gao Feng, don't force me to go on a blind date with my mother in the future." ”

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