Chapter 887: Graduated from the Shanzhai Martial Arts School
The endgame in front of Xiaoyue City Park is really a scam, they are just trying to make money, as long as someone is fooled, they can't leave without giving money, including these onlookers, none of them can leave. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
This is not just a scam, this is a blatant robbery, no different from bandits, this kind of thing can happen in a society governed by the rule of law, it is indeed jaw-dropping.
Of course, some of the bandits are just some legally illiterate, and their courage is surprisingly fat, and they often see some videos, and some social personnel are unscrupulously slashing and beating people, which is very rampant.
The middle-aged man could not bear the brazenness of these people, and he loudly rebuked these arrogant guys.
"Hey, do you still have a royal law in your eyes, you are openly robbing in broad daylight, aren't you afraid of being punished by the law?"
"Ouch, you old guy, you still want to be Wu Song, don't you think you are a hero, you have a sense of justice, don't you tell us about the law, we are all legally blind, and we are not afraid of sanctions, what's the big deal, isn't it just to be locked up for a few days, and then released again, not to mention who dares to correct us for breaking the law, he is not afraid that we will retaliate against their whole family, do you dare to correct us, are you not afraid that the whole family will be disabled?"
The middle-aged man shouted righteously, but did not frighten the group of big men, but the black-faced big man became proud, he pointed to a few old people and asked, the old people were frightened at that time, trembling their legs and told him.
"Brother, we didn't dare, we didn't see anything, so you let us go. ”
"Old things, it's not that you don't see anything, but you see everything, you see us playing chess normally, nothing else happens. ”
The black-faced man was very dissatisfied with the answers of several elderly people, and raised his slap and slapped a few big mouths, fanning the old people so that the corners of their mouths were bleeding, and a few loose teeth sprayed out.
"Brother, we have seen everything, you are playing chess normally, nothing else. ”
was fanned so that blood flew straight away, and several old people didn't dare to cry out, and respectfully obeyed the words of the black-faced man.
"Stop me, are you still a big man, don't you have any old people in your family, don't you have parents, you dare to do it to the elderly, I have to teach you a lesson, a madman. ”
Seeing the black-faced man slap the old man, the middle-aged man was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he raised his hand and ran to the black-faced man and slapped it down.
"Ouch, you old thing really don't cry when you don't see the coffin, after Lao Tzu beat them, Lao Tzu is ready to slap you, you still rub your nose and face." ”
Before the middle-aged man's hand came down, he was caught by the black-faced man, he was fierce, and his other hand was clenched into a fist, and it smashed in front of the middle-aged man.
"Hmph, bastard, I can tell you, this is a society governed by the rule of law, and fanatics like you must be punished by law. ”
The black-faced man punched, the middle-aged man was not in a hurry, dodged his punch, he flipped the wrist that was grabbed by the black-faced man, and a sweeping leg under his feet ran to the next plate of the black-faced man, and the leg speed was quite fast, it seems that this middle-aged man is not an ordinary person, and he will do some kung fu.
"Ouch, I'm still a practitioner, and I can also have some legs and feet, so even if you meet your grandfather, Lao Tzu has been in martial arts school for more than ten years. ”
Unexpectedly, this black-faced man is not simple, he is also from a practicing family, the middle-aged man's sweeping leg swept over, he immediately jumped up, flashed his sweeping leg, and kicked out when his feet were in the air, this kick went straight to the middle-aged man's chest.
The black-faced man and the middle-aged man exchanged hands, and they fought more than 20 rendezvous in one go, but the black-faced man gradually lost his strength, and his fists and feet became a little flustered, so anxious that this guy shouted.
"Hey, you stupid people, I didn't see that Lao Tzu couldn't parry, and you didn't come up to help. ”
More than two dozen strong men were stunned, staring at the bull's eye as the two people fought, their eyes scanning back and forth with the two fighting, and their heads swaying back and forth.
"Hehe, boss, haven't you been in a martial arts school for more than ten years, why are you so weak, your martial arts school is a copycat, you haven't learned any real kung fu. ”
"Don't bother with it, in this society, who can distinguish between halal and cottage, often the cottage is stronger than the real one, maybe your boss is from the real martial arts school, but you didn't learn the real thing, you don't talk in vain, hurry up and help, Lao Tzu can't stand it." ”
The black-faced man really couldn't withstand the middle-aged man's attack, he was physically exhausted, tired and panting, sweating profusely, his footwork was messed up, and his pants were slanted to the side, which was very embarrassing.
The black-faced man asked for help, and the two dozen strong men asked further.
"Boss, you really can't hold on?"
"I'll check your aunt's mother, you're all blind, I'm so tired that my pants are about to fall off, and you still have to ask for a ball." ”
Before the black-faced man could finish scolding, his pants fell off, revealing his red panties, and his subordinates screamed in shock.
"Boss, you have a bud in your underwear, or an old bud. ”
"you, what kind of old bud, you want to die, hurry up and help, otherwise the old bud won't be able to keep it." ”
When the black-faced man met this group of subordinates, he was also drunk, so anxious that he really scratched his ears and cheeks, so this group of subordinates made a move and surrounded the middle-aged man in the middle.
"Ouch, old guy, you are quite capable, you can beat our boss to lose his pants, which cottage martial arts school are you to learn kung fu, report the name of the martial arts school, so that our son can go there to study." ”
"Hmph, let me tell you, I am not a kung fu learned by a cottage martial arts school, I am a kung fu learned by the people's army, you bastards, not only will you destroy yourself, but also your next generation, our people's army will not accept villains like you. ”
"Yo drink, it turned out to be an old soldier, no wonder the kung fu is not bad, and no wonder it is better than our boss, because the army will not have a cottage, then we have to teach you a good lesson. ”
It turned out that this middle-aged man was a soldier, and he was still a person with unique skills, and he was full of kung fu, and this group of big men didn't dare to slack off, so they the guy up one after another, and attacked violently around this soldier.
It turned out that these strong men had prepared weapons in advance, and they all hid the watermelon knife next to them, and now they all showed up one after another, and the watermelon knife flashed with cold light, and the cold light rushed to the middle-aged man to chop down.
These strong men slashed at the middle-aged man violently, and kept shouting in their mouths.
"Split watermelon, split apple, split orange, split bayberry, split small tomato!"
It seems that this group of strong men usually play the game of peeling fruits, and at this time they have not forgotten to peel all kinds of fruits, and they treat this middle-aged man as a variety of fruit splits.
Heroes can't stand up to a lot of people, two fists are hard to beat four hands, not to mention these 20 strong men, not to mention that these 20 strong men, are not idle people, they will all have a little kung fu, may have learned from the cottage martial arts school for a year or two, the watermelon knife is cut in a good way, and the middle-aged man is dodged again and again, only the ability to parry, there is no power to fight back, and there is a coarse sweat on his forehead, panting.
After three minutes of wrestling with the twenty strong men, the middle-aged man stepped on a banana peel, his feet slipped, and he was about to fall to the ground, and two strong men's watermelon knives slashed at him left and right, and they were about to split on the head, the situation was very critical, and the danger was about to appear, and the middle-aged man screamed in a hurry.
"I really didn't expect that I have been in the army for twenty or thirty years, I have fought a lot of hooligans, participated in countless military exercises, and once dominated my life, but I lost at the hands of a few hooligans, which really makes me ashamed. ”
"Hehe, veteran, life is regretful, life can't always be brilliant, you met our group of hooligans, you are brilliant to the end, and like our boss, he is also arrogant and unreasonable for many years, bullying a lot of innocent people, today I didn't meet your opponent, but the pants fell off, and the buds in the crotch were almost knocked off, this is called thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of Hexi, there is nothing to regret, you have to die." ”
This group of hooligans is quite capable of understanding, and they sighed at this middle-aged man, and also summed up a few life experiences, making them like philosophers, which is even more terrifying, not afraid that hooligans are uneducated, but afraid that hooligans will be philosophers.
"Comrade veteran, don't be ashamed, this handsome guy is here, I'll help you solve them. ”
Just when the middle-aged man was in danger, a young man shouted, and then rushed into the crowd, this guy was also quite fierce, and when he rushed into the crowd, he stepped on a banana peel and slipped and fell to the ground.
However, when he slipped and fell, he did not slip in vain, and shoveled the two hooligans with watermelon knives who were about to cut the middle-aged man to the ground, and at the same time held the middle-aged man and did not let the middle-aged man fall to the ground.
"Ouch, I'll go, this not only fell my ass, but also lost face, who the fuck threw the banana peel, can you have some quality, after eating the banana peel into the classified garbage can." ”
The boy really fell on his ass, and he grinned in pain, causing the black-faced man and his men to laugh.
"Haha, boy, you didn't graduate from the cottage sweeping martial arts school, you are coming to sweep the floor.
Boy, let me tell you, I threw this banana peel, I just wanted this old thing to fall, who made him make a fool of me, knocked my pants off, and revealed an ugly old bud, do you have a temper with Lao Tzu throwing banana peels? ”
The banana peel was thrown on the ground by the black-faced man, he was just trying to knock the middle-aged man down, but he didn't expect a young man to rush in and fall on his ass, which is also a guy who doesn't have long eyes.
"Hehe, big brother, it turned out that you threw it, you threw it so well, I thank you for throwing the banana peel.
Big brother, we don't know each other if we don't throw it, it's not the banana peel you throw, and I won't know such a handsome big brother who doesn't need to wear pants.
Big brother, I want to be your subordinate, can you accept this handsome guy, I will honor the boss banana peel every day, I will satisfy the big brother as many banana peels as you want. ”
The young man who fell to the ground, with a flattering look on his face, praised the black-faced man to the limitless, and was so happy that the black-faced man couldn't close his mouth, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth and laughing wildly.
"Haha, Lao Tzu likes to pat the young man, you are so good at slapping, your performance is great, I am ready to accept your little brother, then you start to behave now, you feed Lao Tzu three banana peels, that is the second child." ”
"Okay, since the eldest brother is so appreciative, then the younger brother is not welcome, I will borrow flowers to offer the Buddha now, and feed you the banana peel you threw yourself. ”
As soon as the black-faced man's words landed, the young man lying on the ground rolled over, picked up three banana peels in his hand, and stuffed them into the black-faced man's mouth at lightning speed.
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