"Then what does it mean to die and live, but to see friendship? Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Xue Guo asked again.

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically, "You don't understand this either?"

Xue Guo shook his head: "I don't understand." ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's okay, I'll explain it to you." Well, for example, if you go to a small coal kiln to dig coal, and then the coal mine collapses, you are crushed to death. ”

"Ahh Xue Guo was not happy.

He Xiangdong also came up: "Nonsense, I explained it to you, if you don't die, will I die?"

Xue Guo said: "Hey, you ......"

Before he finished speaking, He Xiangdong interrupted him again: "Don't talk nonsense, do you still want to hear it?"

Xue Guo hurriedly said, "I want to hear it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "If you want to hear it, you have to die." ”

"What's this called? Xue Guo was about to collapse, and in the end he could only say helplessly: "Okay, I'll die, I'll die." ”

He Xiangdong's arrogant face finally showed a smile, and said happily: "You are dead, you are crushed to death." ”

"Yes. Xue Guo endured the unhappiness in his heart and said.

Who knew that He Xiangdong was even happier after hearing this, and continued: "You are dead, you were crushed to death by the coal mine. ”

"Hmm. ”

"Haha, you're dead, you're scared to death by the coal mine. He Xiangdong said excitedly again.

"It's over. Xue Guo yelled and pushed He Xiangdong to the side.

He Xiangdong laughed a few times, and everyone next to him also laughed.

He Xiangdong walked back silently, stood upright, smiled, and said, "Don't make trouble, let's get down to business." ”

Xue Guo said: "You should have said something about it a long time ago. ”

He Xiangdong said: "You were crushed to death by the coal mine, and then there were orphans and widows left in your family, and no one helped to compensate for it." I'm your good friend, I'm still alive, so I'm going to have to help you. ”

Xue Guo said: "This is as it should be. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "I can designate your coal mine to go up, I will find your boss and reason with him, this person has died in your coal mine, you can't care about it, you have to lose money." ”

Xue Guo responded: "Yes, this must be accompanied." ”

He Xiangdong said: "After many rounds of negotiations, your boss promised to lose money, and finally gave 174 yuan." ”

Xue Guo frowned and asked, "How can this be a whole thing?"

He Xiangdong explained: "Hey, you're not 174 pounds. ”

Xue Guo instantly understood, and exclaimed, "Oh, a dollar and a catty, dare me to pay a price for eggplant?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand, frowned, and blamed Xue Guo: "What do you call this, what do you mean to be at the same price as eggplant, you buy more than 100 catties of eggplant and people will wipe off the change for you, you haven't wiped a penny, you are much more expensive than eggplant." ”

Hearing He Xiangdong's theory, Xue Guo was dumbfounded and muttered speechless.

He Xiangdong smiled and continued: "I'll take your 174 yuan of life money and go to your house, the orphans and widows in your family still have to live on your life money." ”

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Just more than a hundred catties of eggplant, live a fart life?"

He Xiangdong said emotionally: "I was cautious along the way, for fear that robbers and thieves on the road would steal more than 100 yuan from me, which is only a hundred yuan for them, but for me this is your life." ”

Xue Guo didn't eat this set at all, waved his hand, and said, "If you don't come to this set, you will only be worth a hundred yuan." ”

He Xiangdong retorted: "This is your life's money, you exchanged your life for it, this is called sending goose feathers for thousands of miles, and the courtesy is light and affectionate." ”

Xue Guo yelled, "What a mess. ”

This little burden rang again, and the response was good.

He Xiangdong continued: "I went back to your house and handed over your 174 yuan to your wife, and when my sister-in-law saw the money in her hand, tears came down, and I couldn't persuade it." ”

Xue Guo responded: "This is deep feelings." ”

He Xiangdong made a false gesture, helping the person up with one hand, and giving people a good breath with the other hand on the person's chest: "Come, sister-in-law, you are smooth, don't hurt yourself." ”

"Huh?" Seeing this action, Xue Guo was stunned for a moment. The audience understood first, and their eyes widened very widely, and they immediately laughed and applauded.

Xue Guo reacted at this time, raised his throat, yelled, and opened He Xiangdong's hand: "Where are you going to be smooth here, are you so smooth?"

Seeing Xue Guo's reaction, the audience laughed even more.

He Xiangdong only then understood, hurriedly moved the two back, and smiled awkwardly: "Mistaken, mistaken, I'm used to it." ”

Xue Guo scolded: "What are you used to?" ”

The audience laughed again, and the audience's laughter has not stopped since it was just a good breath now. This skill in cross talk is called "late", which is generally a skill of praise, and when some baggage comes out, praise cannot be picked up immediately.

He must be "late" for a while, so that the audience can understand it first, and then he can express the audience's psychological reaction in a hurry, so that it can be effective.

This is a kind of skill, of course, it is not necessary to be "late" for a while to hold all the baggage, some are to follow immediately, there is a difference.

He Xiangdong continued: "Then my sister-in-law took the money, crying, crying, she couldn't stop, and after more than ten seconds, she finally stopped crying." ”

"Huh, more than ten seconds?

"Aang. He Xiangdong said: "This sister-in-law then put the money away, and went to the cellar at home to get a few catties of eggplant." ”

Xue Guo asked suspiciously, "What are you doing with eggplants?"

He Xiangdong made a woman's figure and made a delicate and pitiful look: "Big brother, you send these catties of eggplants to the boss of the coal mine, we are all kind people, just wipe this fraction." ”

Xue Guo was completely dumbfounded this time: "This is still selling eggplants?"

He Xiangdong was still comforting him: "Kind-hearted, kind-hearted, your family is kind-hearted." ”

After a lot of baggage, the two of them were very good, and the audience responded very well. In fact, He Xiangdong temporarily decided to say that he wanted to give his wife and children, and he also got these burdens on the spot, including the interpretation of these three ancient sayings, the old book was not like this before, this was changed by He Xiangdong.

The so-called traditional cross talk has the same framework, which refers to the development of cross talk, the direction of the living road remains the same, and the overall routine remains the same, but the content in it can be filled with other things.

Traditional cross talk is outdated, but what is outdated is only the content, not the framework, these two people filled the cross talk content into more modern things, and the on-site response was so good. (To be continued.) )