He Xiangdong said: "Just when I couldn't prepare to pick up cow dung and go home to eat, a cold wind blew by, and a luxury car stopped in front of me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Xue Guo asked curiously, "What kind of luxury car?"

He Xiangdong gestured a finger: "An extended version of the 28 bicycle, panoramic sunroof, manual gear shift, free acceleration." ”

"Bicycles?"

He Xiangdong explained: "Eh, it's an extended version. ”

Xue Guo said angrily: "That's called aggravation, now the post office doesn't need this broken car to deliver letters, and it's a luxury car, it's not embarrassing." ”

He Xiangdong smiled: "This is a symbol of your status, rich people drive this car, and on the leather seat made of crocodile leather at the back sits your Xiaomi, a particularly good-looking woman." ”

Xue Guo shouted: "What, what kind of bullshit leather seat, then break the back seat of the bicycle, iron, at most two pieces of cloth on it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You have money. ”

Xue Guo waved his hand and said, "What's the matter, the poor are all riding bicycles." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You are wearing a good dress, this famous brand, a famous brand." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What are you wearing here?"

He Xiangdong gestured on his body: "You are wearing a Mao suit that has not been washed for 20 years, and you are wearing a pair of jeans that your grandfather passed on to you." ”

Xue Guo called out to He Xiangdong: "You wait, the jeans that my grandfather passed on to me?

He Xiangdong explained: "This grandfather is not a relative, you recognize it." ”

Xue Guo said: "Oh, what did you do?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Yes, when you were a child, you called me grandpa in order to bury me." ”

"Ah, you, I'm calling you a dead man?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "That's not it, you said that we are both about the same age, you still have to bury me, and you have to call me grandpa, this is not what I am." ”

Xue Guo frowned and said, "Hey, am I that cheap?"

He Xiangdong nodded, and said in a sincere tone: "Your cheapness is beyond your imagination." ”

Xue Guo snorted: "Go." ”

He Xiangdong glanced at the few people sitting and smiled, just a few viewers are actually very effortless, you can know the reaction of each of them at a glance, and it is easier to adjust your cross talk.

He Xiangdong continued to say with a bitter face: "This situation makes me feel ashamed, I am so poor that I don't even have pants to wear, so I can only tie a broken shoelace." But my hair is now developed, I have become a big boss, my family assets are tens of billions, and I still drive a luxury car. ”

Xue Guo waved his hand and said, "Don't mention that luxury car." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I don't have the face to see my little friend back then, I'm ashamed, holding a fertilizer bag to block my shameful face, and I don't dare to raise my head." At this time, you suddenly saw me, and you screamed in surprise. ”

"What's it called. Xue Guo immediately responded.

He Xiangdong made a surprised expression: "Grandpa, is it you, grandpa is you, grandpa ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was pushed by Xue Guo, and Xue Guo shouted: "Is that what you call it?"

He Xiangdong hurriedly explained: "You are here to abuse me, to abuse me." ”

Xue Guo was also a little angry: "Am I abusing you?"

He Xiangdong nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, I am old-fashioned, you have been so bad for me since I was a child." ”

"Ho. Xue Guo covered his face, and he was about to collapse.

The audience also watched it with relish, and the ethics are indecent, but this kind of ridicule is the funniest.

He Xiangdong continued to make a look of surprise: "Grandpa, I see you again, why are you here? I covered my face, I was embarrassed to say it, it's too embarrassing." The gap between us is too big, and after you asked again and again, I told you about the tragic situation in my family. ”

"You are very sympathetic to me after hearing this, and you don't dislike me at all for being a poor friend, and now that you have money, you are willing to help me, so let your Xiaomi take out the checkbook from the leather seat of your luxury car. ”

Hearing this, Xue Guo silently complained: "What kind of leather seat, that is, there is a broken book on the clip of the back seat of the bicycle." ”

He Xiangdong ignored him and continued: "You take the checkbook, take out a pen and write down a string of numbers on it, I took it and looked at it, there were one in front and more than a dozen zeros in the back, I was stunned at the time." ”

Xue Guo said: "Don't be confused first, let's go to the bank first and see if you can exchange it." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "I really thank you, but you didn't care at all, waved your hand, pedaled your luxury car, and left with your beautiful Xiaomi behind." ”

Xue Guo said again: "Pedaling? That's still a bicycle." ”

He Xiangdong said: "With your money, I will have food to eat and clothes to wear when I return home, and this family will also live a good life." This is called one expensive and one cheap, and friendship is present. ”

Xue Guo understood: "Oh, that's what it means." ”

On the side, Ding Jinyang also kept watching the performance of the two, watching it very seriously, and his eyes didn't blink.

Guo Yunchong was standing beside him, and when he saw Ding Jinyang's appearance, he couldn't help asking, "Hey, what are you looking at, you are looking so seriously." ”

Ding Jinyang didn't look back, and said directly: "Look at the two of them talking about cross talk, I study and study, I don't know how to do this job." ”

Guo Yunchong frowned and said, "Why are you learning this, and you won't let you act." ”

Ding Jinyang said: "It's better than not, what if one day suddenly lets me perform again, hey, didn't Tianjin record traditional cross talk last time, and then went to the awards, maybe one day traditional cross talk will rise again." ”

Guo Yunchong said: "Tianjin has recorded traditional cross talk, but no one dares to perform shows like asking for a wife and children, how many years have they been banned, I guess there will be no drama in the future, and you will watch it in vain." ”

Ding Jinyang rolled his eyes and said, "What do you know, it's always right to learn more, I used to hear the old gentleman get drunk and talk a little bit about his wife and children, which is different from what He Xiangdong said, and the baggage in them has been changed." ”

Guo Yunchong also nodded and stopped talking.

The rule of the cross talk world is that it is better to give up an ingot of gold, and not to pass on a word of spring. You are not someone else's apprentice, and others are unwilling to teach you cross talk. Some Haiqing, that is, the kind of people who have no door and no household, how do these people learn cross talk, they just rely on listening and watching, and analyze a little bit, which is called "Ronghuo", stealing other people's work.

This is very difficult, because there are some techniques in it that you will understand as soon as the master tells you, it is like a layer of window paper, which will open when you poke it, but if you only rely on your own groping, you may not be able to touch the window paper in your life.

This is why there is a saying in cross talk that "no teacher does not pass on, no ancestor does not stand". (To be continued.) )