Chapter 771: A Papier-mâché Box
Gao Feng smashed Guo Fugui's big iron lock of the big wooden box for a long time, and he sighed that the old thing is of good quality, like this big iron lock has a long history, it should be the thing of Gao Feng's grandmother, and the quality is good.
Gao Feng was stunned for a long time, and did not smash the big iron lock, but at this time, the driver who drove the garbage removal truck took out the key, which annoyed Gao Feng, what kind of person are you, the key is in your hand, why didn't you take it out earlier, and your arm was smashed.
Too much complaining is also to no avail, Gao Feng took the key of the garbage removal truck driver, and inserted it into the keyhole of the big iron lock, only to find that it could not be inserted, and the keyhole of the iron lock had been smashed and deformed by himself.
"I'll go, it's completely finished now, it's the same with a key than without a key, and the only way now is to smash it open." ”
The key is useless, Gao Feng had to pick up the big wrench and smash the lock, the lock is too strong, this time a few people take turns to smash, the driver who drove the garbage removal truck also came to help, as a result, this group of people smashed for half an hour, this big iron lock in addition to being smashed and deformed, there is still no sign of being smashed open, and several people are tired like grandsons.
"I'll go, Brother Fugui, what kind of lock is this big iron lock in your house, how is it so strong, I suspect that your thieves never want to enter, they can't get your lock open." ”
"Brother Gao, there have been no thieves in my house at all, my house is broken like that, it rains lightly outside, it rains moderately inside, it rains heavily outside, and when it rains, I take shelter from the rain outside, which thief doesn't run to my house for a long time, and my house never locks the door. ”
is also, like Guo Fugui's family, the four walls are so poor, which thief will not have long eyes.
Everyone smashed the iron lock for another half an hour, but the iron lock still didn't move, and a few points of rust fell off, and Li Jun thought that he couldn't smash the iron lock anymore, and he should smash the iron chain that tied the dog, maybe the iron chain was much better than the lock.
Everyone also thinks that this is the truth, but you can't be killed on this iron chain, you should do it another way, it may be much easier to smash this iron chain.
Gao Feng tapped on the chain with a large wrench, he wanted to test the hardness of the chain, and as soon as his wrench touched the chain, the chain broke.
"I'll go, Li Jun, why didn't you remind us to smash this big iron chain earlier, if you said to smash this iron chain earlier, then why did we spend an hour smashing this iron lock." ”
Everyone also found that the iron chain had long been crisped off, it was a chain that rotted when touched, and everyone was also a black line at the end, and they were half tired to death, and this iron chain had long been broken.
"Hey, wait, comrades, it's like playing magic, and we should tell you now that this is a time to witness miracles. ”
Li Jun also came to have fun, he thought that at the moment when the big wooden box was about to be opened, he should say this sentence like a magician, and then open the big wooden box.
As soon as Li Jun took a pose, he was squeezed aside by Brother Baozi.
"Let's go to the ball, what a moment to witness a miracle, this is the moment when Brother Gao is about to collapse. ”
Gao Feng was nervous, his heart was beating to his throat, he tried to remember all the way, and he couldn't think of any mistakes he made, and he couldn't think of how he could have something to do with the shortage of six hundred tons of steel bar.
People's hearts are not the strongest, no wonder ordinary people are afraid of the police, drivers are afraid of the traffic police, people who work in enterprises and institutions are afraid of the discipline inspection committee, even if you don't make any mistakes, you don't steal or rob, you don't violate traffic rules, you don't have greed, etc., but once you see these law enforcement officers, he will be furious in his heart.
In fact, it is very easy to find a fault with a person, especially an official with a certain position, who can find a fault for you casually, even if you don't make any mistakes, you can find a reason to take you down, such as your poor leadership This is a big hat, which will make you lose your official hat.
In reality, people's promotions are often like this, obviously this person does not do practical things, he will flicker but rise quickly, obviously this person will only do practical things and will not flicker, but it is difficult for him to get promoted.
Gao Feng's psychology is a normal reaction, he is also very nervous, after all, this is six hundred tons of steel bar, that is a huge amount of two or three million, his salary of three or four thousand can earn this money in the year of the monkey, not to mention that he didn't take a penny of these millions of money, how could such a big thing happen.
Gao Feng opened the big wooden box, his mood was also extremely nervous, he didn't know what situation the headless document in it would bring him, it was a bad loss or what, what kind of situation would be waiting for him, he didn't know, and he was waiting for the big wooden box to open and unveil.
"I'll go, Guo Fugui, you can use the lock so tightly, it's like hiding a treasure, it's like locking a treasure map, and it's like locking a box on the left and a box on the right. ”
When the wooden box was opened, Li Song and Zhang Yongsong both shouted, it turned out that there was an iron box in this big wooden box, and the iron box was set in this wooden box, and the iron box was also locked with iron locks.
"Brother Fugui, you won't lock a few boxes, there won't be boxes in this iron box. ”
When Gao Feng saw the iron box inside the wooden box, he remembered the scene of those movies hiding treasure maps, which were all one box with one box, at least three boxes, according to this regulation, then Guo Fugui may still have a small box in this iron box.
Guo Fugui smiled: "Brother, I want to set another box, in other people's movies, there are three boxes, then I can't be an exception, but I don't have three boxes at home, and I don't have three iron locks, so this is the last box." ”
Guo Fugui is a principled person, he even locks the box according to the plot of the movie, but unfortunately there are only two boxes in his house.
"Brother Fugui, where is the key to this iron box, you can take it out and open the box. ”
Gao Feng looked at the iron lock on the iron box, it was also a very old iron lock, as old as the first iron lock, and the quality was comparable, they had already tried it just now, if they wanted to open this ancient iron lock, they really couldn't think of a good way except the key.
"Brother, the key to this iron lock is with the key chain of the iron lock, didn't you pick the lock just now, where did you get it?"
"I'll go, Brother Fugui, why didn't you say it earlier, didn't you say earlier that there was an iron box inside, and you had to use the key to open it, I just saw that the key was useless, so I threw it into this garbage truck." ”
The big iron lock of the first box was not broken, and the driver of the garbage removal truck gave the key to Gao Feng, who couldn't get into it when he poked the iron lock with the key, so he thought the key was useless and threw it into the trunk of the garbage removal truck.
"Brother, what are you waiting for, why don't you hurry up to the garbage truck to find the key, this box doesn't have an iron chain yet, the iron lock is directly locked in the buttonhole of the box, and it won't work without a key." ”
When Guo Fugui heard this, he asked Gao Feng to quickly jump into the garbage truck to find the key, Gao Feng didn't think much about climbing directly into the trunk of the garbage truck to rummage through the key, Li Jun and Zhang Yongsong, as well as Guo Fugui and Brother Baozi, as well as the driver who drove the garbage removal truck, all helped to find the key, and several people rummaged in the trunk of the garbage truck, and rummaged for half an hour, but they didn't find the key.
Everyone thinks that they will not be able to find the key if they rummage through it like this, the key is too small, and there is so much garbage, and it will be covered again after a while, and the garbage must be dumped on the road and pulled little by little to find it.
Gao Feng discussed with the driver of the garbage removal truck whether he could dump the garbage along the cement road leading to the village, and they rummaged through it little by little.
Unexpectedly, the driver of the garbage removal truck was very happy, he told Gao Feng that my wife and you are colleagues, then he is also their colleague now, and colleagues should support one side in trouble.
Gao Feng also thanked the driver of the garbage removal truck for being so reasonable, and promised that after this matter was done, he would invite him to drink.
The driver told Gao Feng that inviting people to drink is often a polite remark, and he doesn't need to take it seriously, and he won't take it seriously, even if it's a polite remark from your brother.
Gao Feng told the driver that what he said was not polite, he really wanted to invite him to drink, and if he didn't believe it, he could set up a note.
The driver really took out a blank piece of paper and asked Gao Feng to write a note, I owe my old horse a meal of wine today, about 50 yuan, two side dishes, four catties of liquor from the old village chief, and then Gao Feng signed the payment.
After setting up the note, the old horse who drove the garbage truck drove the garbage truck to the road, according to the peak of their thoughts, slowly drove forward, while driving forward while dumping the garbage, the first time he dumped, he also found that there was a person lying on the ground, this person is his sister-in-law, this sister-in-law was stomped by the peak a few feet, she actually fell asleep, probably the peak of the strength is very moderate, so that the old horse's sister-in-law has a feeling of being massaged, she fell asleep very comfortably, and also made a whistle-like snoring sound.
Lao Ma didn't care about his sister-in-law, he started to dump the garbage directly from her, and also covered her sister-in-law under the garbage, just like covering the bed and bedding, and his sister-in-law was also unconscious, lying on the ground and falling asleep, still talking in her sleep.
"Brother-in-law, hurry up and send red envelopes, you are the king of luck, you just grabbed three cents, you hurry up and send a red envelope of two yuan, you can send twenty copies." ”
It seems that this WeChat red envelope has gone deep into the grassroots, whether it is in the city or in the countryside, this WeChat red envelope is popular, and everyone is also happy to do it.
The old horse drove forward and dumped the garbage downward, and several people rummaged for the key little by little, until all the garbage was dumped on the village access road, about 500 meters away.
Gao Feng and the others were also rummaging carefully, until they found the end of the garbage, and Gao Feng finally found the key.
"Grandma, in order to find your key, let us find it so hard, we will have to load this garbage into the car later, this is harmful to us. ”
Finding something is like this, when you don't usually use it, that thing is always dangling in front of your eyes, once you want to use it, you find that you can't find it, and it often takes you half a day to find it at the last moment.
This key is the same, Gao Feng and the others turned over to the last piece of garbage to find this key, which can be said to have taken a lot of effort.
Gao Feng held this key, and he was still very excited, after all, this key is also an important key for himself, maybe it carries something.
"Oh, brother, I forgot one thing, I forgot that this iron box was a fake iron box, it was a box made of paper paste, and there was no need for a key. ”
When Gao Feng took the key to stab the iron lock, Guo Fugui called out embarrassedly, saying that the iron box was a fake iron box with paper paste, and he didn't need the key at all.