Gao Feng got the woman off the hood of the sweaty BMW and asked her to help him call her brother-in-law, but the woman ran away wrapped in a sheet, shouting as she ran.

"Brother-in-law, run quickly, don't hide in the car and steal garbage, run quickly, your stealing of garbage has been revealed, they are next to your garbage truck, they must be officials of the sanitation department." ”

The woman was running fast, and she mistook Gao Feng for someone from the environmental protection department, and they were coming to arrest her brother-in-law.

But since this woman suspects that Gao Feng is from the environmental protection department, then why are you still yelling, you can just run your own way, and don't reveal your brother-in-law's whereabouts.

After listening to the woman's shouting, Gao Feng knew that her brother-in-law was hiding in the trunk of the garbage truck, no wonder the lid of the garbage truck was open, emitting a disgusting smell.

Before Gao Feng climbed onto the garbage truck, he found that a person had climbed out of the back cover of the garbage truck, covered in garbage, like a monster, and holding a dozen flattened drink bottles in his hands, standing on it and asking blankly.

"Hey, didn't my sister-in-law call me just now, where is there someone from the environmental protection department, then there is my boss, have you seen my sister-in-law?"

This person saw Gao Feng and several people standing next to the car, so he asked them if they had seen his sister-in-law, and Gao Feng shook his head at this person.

"Big brother, we didn't see your sister-in-law, what are you doing here?"

It seems that the person of this monster is the husband of the cleaning aunt, and he is also the brother-in-law of the woman just now.

Gao Feng didn't tell the truth, he deceived the man and said that he didn't see his sister-in-law, and Gao Feng also asked this person what he was doing, making himself look like a monster.

The man shook the dozen or so drink bottles in his hand and told Gao Fengdao.

"Brother, it's not clear, I'm picking up drink bottles, that's picking up garbage. ”

"Oh, so you drive your car here every day and pick up the scrap yourself. ”

Gao Feng knew that the secret that the cleaning aunt and her sister said was that her husband had to drive the car to a place every day to clean out the garbage that could be sold for scrap.

Gao Feng also remembered the situation he had seen before, that is, there would be a group of elderly people around the garbage can, and they would pull the things in the garbage, including the vegetable leaves in the garbage, and they didn't know what these people were doing.

Now it seems that those people are like the man who drove the garbage truck, looking for items in the garbage that can be sold for money, and even leftovers that can be fed to pigs and chickens.

"Yes, I just found waste in the garbage, which is why I drove this garbage truck, I found that there are business opportunities available here, I used to drive a car in the Environmental Protection Bureau, and it turned out that the Environmental Protection Bureau when the driver drove the car without oil and water, but it was not as fast as the car driver of the city government department.

Once, when I got out of the car, I found a business opportunity, I saw a driver driving a garbage removal truck, digging into the garbage truck to pick up waste, so I applied to the leader to drive a garbage removal truck.

Brother, every industry has business opportunities to discover, it depends on whether you need to worry about it, I also have unlimited business opportunities when driving a garbage truck, if you are lucky, you can also pick up 100 yuan of waste, that month is three or four thousand yuan, which is a little higher than the salary.

Brother, I'm just telling you this, you must keep it a secret from me, once our leaders find out, then our leaders will come to drive a garbage removal truck and let me be the leader. ”

This person also hopes that Gao Feng will keep it secret for him, and he must not let his leaders know, once the leaders know the secret, then his leaders will not be leaders and drive garbage trucks, and let him be the leader, he is the most reluctant to be a leader.

Gao Feng reassured this person that he would keep it secret for him, and would not let him have a chance to be a leader, I just wanted to find what we were useful for, which was a pair of pants.

"Oh, brother-in-law, what are you still doing standing in the car, I told you to run quickly, your people from the Environmental Protection Bureau found you, they were standing next to the garbage truck, why didn't you run." ”

Gao Feng said to the man about his pants, but the man didn't hear clearly, just now the woman ran back and shouted at the man, and the woman ran while shouting.

"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about, what kind of people from the Environmental Protection Bureau, what are you standing next to my car, why didn't I find anyone from our unit, I only found a few fools listening to me about business opportunities." ”

Gao Feng also found that the woman was running in circles, she didn't stop at all, and ran away after shouting, like a gust of wind, in fact, it was like a sheep going crazy.

"Big brother, don't listen to this crazy woman, how can we be from the Environmental Protection Agency, we are just a few fools, I just want to ask Big Brother if you found a pair of pants, a pair of pants with feces?"

"Ah, what are you talking about, you're asking me why I'm doing this, I'm not too dirty, I'm not tired, I'm making myself like a ghost.

Brother, you don't know, your eldest brother is reluctant, your eldest brother is also forced, the pressure at home is too great, and the daughter is still in school, you have to use money everywhere, you don't want to make money, so what can I do?

Brother, I won't hide it from you, just your sister-in-law asks for this and that every day, and she asks for the red envelope, I owe a lot of debts, starting from the first day of the new year to the red envelope, the first day of the new year to 1,000 yuan, and then to Valentine's Day to 214 yuan, and then to 38 Women's Day to 380 yuan, to May 20 to 520 yuan, etc., I owe tens of thousands of yuan in red envelopes.

Brother, there are too many women's festivals now, what is the 15th day of the first month of the Chinese Valentine's Day, what is the International Valentine's Day on February 14, what is the Girls' Day of college students on March 7, there is also Women's Day on March 8, there is Mother's Day on May 13, and then Valentine's Day on July 7, and there are all kinds of festivals, but it hurts us men. ”

"Ah, big brother, you are mostly old, and you still have a college girl's day. ”

Gao Feng was also shocked, this big brother reported so many Women's Day, which is the College Student Girls' Day, at his age, he is far away from a college student, he should be the father of a college student.

The man sighed: "Alas, what kind of college girls' day does your eldest brother have, your eldest brother wishes for a festival, but your eldest brother has not had a birthday for more than 40 years, this is a bad idea that your sister-in-law came up with, and her daughter told her that there is a college student girls' day, and she asked your eldest brother to send him a red envelope of several hundred yuan on this festival, so your eldest brother has become a strange person who picks up garbage, and has also become a slave of red envelopes." ”

It turns out that the eldest brother was forced to pick up garbage, and the reason for being forced is also breathtaking, but there is indeed such a situation, now WeChat is convenient, and female compatriots have found a good way, a good way for men to express, if they really love themselves and value themselves, then through WeChat red envelopes to express, this red envelope is not a few dollars, that is at least hundreds of thousands, the more the amount of red envelopes means the deeper the love.

"Big brother, I sympathize with your plight, we are all male compatriots, and we are also victims.

But, big brother, I have to ask if you see a pair of pants with feces on them, and a key on them. ”

"Oh, brother-in-law, why are you still grinding here, why don't you hurry up and run, you still talked to them, they are from the Environmental Protection Bureau." ”

As soon as Gao Feng said his pants, the woman ran back again, and she shouted again, making Gao Feng so angry that he stretched out his legs and knocked her to the ground.

"Grandma, you're crazy, you're not dizzy, if you want to run, run farther, as soon as I talk about pants, you run over. ”

The woman was knocked down by Gao Feng, and she was still playing like a radio.

"Brother-in-law, why don't you run away, you still talked to them, they are from the Environmental Protection Bureau." ”

"The size of the Environmental Protection Bureau, you are more dead than raised, see if you still play it. ”

Angry, Gao Feng raised his leg and stomped several times, the man standing on the garbage truck.

"Brother, she's my sister-in-law, it's not good for you to treat her like this, can you stomp on her a little harder, I'm also most annoyed that she talks so much, her sister asked me for so many red envelopes, and it has nothing to do with her, two women in one play, it's not good for women to be together." ”

"Oh, you hate my sister-in-law too, then I'll help you. ”

Gao Feng stomped a few more times, and the woman was like a tape recorder with a tape recorder jammed.

"Brother-in-law, you ...... Not yet...... Come on...... Ah, they ...... It's the EPA...... of people...... Yes. ”

"Big brother, I'm here to find a pair of pants with feces, and there is a key on them, have you seen it?"

Gao Feng asked this person, and the man nodded and replied, "Brother, you are talking about pants with a big key, I have already found out."

However, I threw my pants on the scrap truck, which had just been away for ten minutes, and if you could catch up with the car, you would still be able to find the pants. ”

"I'll go, you threw it on the scrap truck, this car has just been driving away for ten minutes, and when I came just now, I saw a scrap truck. ”

Gao Feng was dizzy, what is this, from the beginning of the past with this pants, this was thrown by the big brother to the scrap acquisition car, just now he came on the way to see a scrap car, when the big brother said this, he also remembered to see a trouser on the roof of the scrap car, it seems that the pants are Guo Fugui's pants.

Gao Feng didn't dare to think about it, because he saw that the pants were hanging on the roof of the scrap truck, and they were about to be blown off at any time, and if he didn't catch up quickly, maybe the pants would fall off, this was really a fateful pants.

Gao Feng got in the car and was about to chase after him, but was stopped by Li Jun and Zhang Yongsong.

"Gao Feng, why do you have to chase a pair of torn pants, you have already passed by this torn pants several times, why do you still have to chase it, just smash this big wooden box open. ”

"Yes, the two fellows have a point, why don't we smash this big iron lock. ”

Gao Feng felt that it made sense, he was also dizzy, and he ran a long lap but wasted time in vain, why not smash this iron lock.

Gao Feng went to look for tools, but found that there was no tool in the toolbox of the BMW, and it seemed that the tool had been taken away, so he asked the person who drove the garbage truck to borrow a tool to use, and the man gave him a mobile wrench.

Gao Feng smashed the iron lock with a large wrench, but found that this old-fashioned big iron lock was very strong, Gao Feng smashed the old man for a long time and did not smash the lock open, but smashed the keyhole, Gao Feng was sweating and smashing the big iron lock, and the driver who drove the garbage removal truck held a key in his hand to tell Gao Feng.

"Brother, I forgot to tell you, I threw those pants on the scrap cart and took this key off, I'm afraid it's useful. ”