When Comrade Niu Zhan reported his name, the driver of the big truck mistakenly thought that he was a dog, a dog named Niu Terrier, and he also vaguely saw a dog on top of the willow tree through the Guò reflector.

In fact, Niu Zhan's face is really a bit like the face of the cow's head poop, and in the dark night, the truck driver mistakenly thought he was a bull terrier dog.

In fact, each of us can match the shape of the animal, as long as we deliberately correspond, then we will be seated.

Therefore, our people can't be more serious, including treating everything seriously, as long as they are very serious, then everyone can sit down with a certain phenomenon, or a certain situation.

The Bull Terrier is a very valuable dog, and it is also a gentleman's dog, and those who like it will love it, and if they hate dogs, it will be a different situation.

For example, this truck driver hates dogs, and his hate is because he has a dog at home, and the dog has pulled dog poop and dog urine on his bed, or when he is sleeping soundly and dreaming of spring, the dog has soaked urine and dog feces in time.

The reason why the driver of this big truck hates the dog the most, it is mainly because he was bitten by his own dog, and he almost didn't let him become a eunuch.

The driver of the big truck hates dogs the most, and he drives the big truck into the air, and the speed of the wheels has reached the maximum limit, and Comrade Niu Zhan has also reached the maximum speed with this wheel.

"Grandma's, Lao Tzu has an ETC card, Lao Tzu can pass the high-speed toll gate, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that you have an ETC card as a bull terrier, and you can also pass the high-speed toll gate. ”

The truck driver is full of confidence, he knows that as long as he reaches the high-speed toll gate, this bull terrier will be stopped by the high-speed traffic police, and he can successfully get rid of this hateful dog.

The driver of the large truck drove to the high-speed toll gate in one breath, and rushed directly from the ETC toll gate.

When the driver of the large truck rushed through the ETC toll gate, the willow tree was blocked, and Niu Struggle also rolled to the ground with the willow tree.

"Hehe, bull terrier, you're not a human yet, you can't get this ETC card, you can't pass the high-speed toll gate, you dogs don't know that you have to charge on the highway." ”

After the driver of the big truck passed the toll gate, he poked his head out of the window and waved to the cow holding the willow tree, with a proud look, he also felt that it was much more convenient to do this card.

"Hey, are you a human or a dog, you still want to punch the card, you are still disguised, this dog dress is very beautiful. ”

Niu Struggle was caught by several high-speed traffic police, and Niu Struggle's appearance also frightened several traffic policemen, and they couldn't tell whether this was a person or a dog, and they also got a tree coat, that is, clothes strung with leaves.

"Excuse me, comrade traffic police, if it's a dog, can you get on the highway for free?"

Niu Struggle was a little angry, and was regarded as a bull terrier by the big truck driver, but he only knew that this bull terrier was a dog two days ago, and the truck driver scolded himself as a bull terrier, so he was not scolding himself for being a dog.

No one will accept the person who scolds himself as a dog, as long as someone scolds himself for being a dog, the cow will take off his pants and fight with him, the big truck driver scolds himself for being a dog, and the cow gritted his teeth to fight with the goods, he doesn't have to take off his pants today, and the pants have already been scraped off by the branches of the willow tree.

Niu Zhan hated the big truck driver, first hated him for scolding himself for being a bull terrier, and secondly hated him for taking himself to the highway intersection, which was getting farther and farther away from Xiaoyue City, twice the distance from Tulou Town to Xiaoyue City, if you count the taxi fare, it would be three times the cost, it would have cost only thirty yuan taxi fare, but it would have cost one hundred yuan at once, nearly sixty yuan more.

Niu Zhan hated the driver of the big truck, and he wanted to get on the highway to catch the driver and fight, so he asked the highway traffic police if it would be free as long as the dog was on the highway.

The high-speed traffic police frowned: "Ouch, this is still a new question, this regulation seems to be that idle people can't get on the highway, and those with a speed lower than sixty can't get on the highway, and there is no regulation on whether dogs can get on the highway?"

Several high-speed traffic police scratched their heads, they didn't find that there was such a regulation, there was no clear regulation, and there were many private cars with dogs, and there was no extra money.

"Comrade traffic police, since the regulations do not stipulate that dogs cannot get on the highway, then I don't want to evade fees, and I don't have the problem of rushing cards, the person who punched the card should be the driver just now, and he rushed the card in order to evade the fee. ”

Niu Zhan pointed out that the driver of the big truck rushed to the card, and these high-speed traffic police also wondered.

"No, Comrade Dog, he got an ETC card, he charges by card, how can he count the card?"

Niu struggled and said: "Comrade traffic police, may I ask if this willow tree was brought by him, whether this tree is super wide, he is afraid that you will check the car, so he will rush the card, and as a result, the willow tree will be washed away." ”

"You're right, this willow tree is wider, then he is carrying such a willow tree, it is a violation, then we must fine him, he also belongs to Chongka, we will intercept him. ”

Several high-speed traffic policemen heard Niu Struggle say this, so they hurriedly got into the law enforcement car and roared to chase the big truck, several traffic policemen drove away, Niu Struggle jumped up and shouted.

"Hey, comrade traffic police, you take me, I'm going to fight with this big truck driver. ”

These traffic police are very good, and they came back to bring Niu Struggle, they also asked Niu Struggle what breed it is, Niu Struggle said that he is a bull terrier, these traffic police have not heard of the breed of bull terrier dogs, Niu Struggle introduced to them, saying that he is the most gentlemanly dog, and generally has an identity before raising him.

Several traffic policemen lamented that Niu Struggle was huge, and Niu Struggle told them that this rich man is willful, and he takes himself to eat delicacies and delicacies every day, and eats and lives in five-star hotels.

Several traffic police officers nodded frequently, this is indeed the case, now the pets of the local tyrants are raised for nothing, and we say that we will eat and live in five-star, that is, if you eat fried food every day, you will quickly gain weight.

Several traffic police asked Niu Struggle how he ended up here, and followed the big truck driver, Niu Struggle also squeezed out two tears, saying that he was tired of staying in the local tyrant's house, and he wanted to run away from home, like you humans, as long as he stayed at home for a long time, he felt bored and wanted to go out to breathe the air, that is, the world is so big, and the dog wants to go out to see it.

When I ran away from home, I felt that the world was so exciting, full of lights, beautiful women all over the street, all of them were scantily dressed, and it was infinitely better in spring.

When it comes to beauties, Niu Struggle Ha Lazi has flowed out, and the traffic police glared at him, saying that you also like to see beautiful women as a dog, which is a human characteristic, but I have never seen dogs and are interested in beauties.

Niu struggled to tell them, he was referring to not human beauties but dog beauties, what about all kinds of pet dogs, what Tibetan mastiffs, huskies, Chow Chows, Golden Retrievers, German Shepherds, Schnauzers, Barley Dogs, Pomeranians, Chihuahuas, Scottish Shepherds, Samoyeds, Cocaers, Labradors, Pekingese, Bichons, Poodles, Maltese, Belgian Hounds, Teddy Bear Dogs, Border Collies, Alaska, Fox Terriers, etc.

Niu Struggle said that several traffic police officers nodded again and again, there are really many pet dog breeds now, and they are also super cute, which is really beautiful for Niu Struggle.

Niu Zhan also told several traffic police comrades that he took a fancy to a Beijing bus, and he had an urge to elope with it, and before he could be impulsive, he was beaten up by the owner of the Beijing bus, and finally ended up on the street, unable to find his way home, and then peed next to the tires of a large truck, and was taken to this high-speed toll gate by the driver of the big truck.

Several traffic police officers expressed sympathy for the experience of Niu Struggle, and they also asked Niu Struggle if he was very envious of human beings, whether you want to be reincarnated as a human being, and Niu Struggle shook his head.

Niu Struggle sneered at them, what kind of benefit do you humans have, since you were born, you have to be managed by your parents, you have to be managed by your teachers when you go to school, you have to be managed by your leaders when you work, and you have to be managed by your mother after you get married, and if you want to go out for fun, there is no way.

Niu Zhan also asked a few traffic police comrades, do you have the idea of cheating all the time, but you just have more than enough heart and not enough strength, and you can't get out of the door by the yellow-faced woman at home.

Several traffic policemen held the hand of the cow struggle, very moved, what you said about the dog is not false at all, we humans live without freedom, how can you have the freedom of dogs.

Niu Struggle said to a few traffic police officers that it is not, we dogs pick up girls casually, never use any marriage certificate or divorce certificate, how you want to soak how you want, how you want to split your legs, as long as you have this ability, you can do anything, at most you will be beaten by the owner.

Niu Struggle also said that human beings are not good at all, they need to be charged everywhere, planes, trains, ships and cars, which ones are less money, including this high-speed also needs money, which is like our dogs to where the money is not needed.

Niu Struggle sued several traffic policemen that human beings are the lives of slaves, and those traffic policemen are still not convinced, how can we be slaves?

Niu Zhan asked how many of them were not house slaves, several traffic police officers were dumbfounded, how many of them were house slaves, and at the same time they were car slaves, and even the cars they bought were paid in installments, and they worked for the bank for the rest of their lives, and they really became slaves.

Niu Struggle also told several traffic police comrades, are you human beings too restrained, for example, you human beings are in a hurry on the highway, do you have to go into the service area to solve it, how can you be as free as our dogs, you can urinate anywhere.

After Niu Zhan finished speaking, he stood in the law enforcement car and urinated, and the urine he peed out floated in the wind, shooting the traffic policemen in the face, and Niu Zhan also yelled at them.

"Comrade traffic police, do you dare to defecate in the open like our dogs?

"Damn, if you say that, we don't want to be humans anymore, we all want to be dogs, aren't we just standing in the car and peeing, we can still do it, we are traffic police, who can control us!"

On a whim, several traffic policemen stood in a row in the car body, took out their small relief tools, and lifted one leg to pee like a cow struggling.