The ox struggled to uproot the weeping willow, holding the crooked-necked willow tree in the middle of the road like a mantis arm, and when he stood in the middle of the road, he also found that the willow tree he uprooted was not uprooted, but sawed off like a bald head stealing trees. {We don't write novels, we're just web text porters-

Niu Struggle is excited, he has never found that he has this divine power, he can pull up the tree this kind of Cheng dù, even if the flower monk Lu Zhishen is reincarnated, he will not have this kind of magic skill, which can only appear from fantasy novels.

Niu Struggle has also read fantasy novels, and the magic skills in them are really amazing, only what he can't think of will appear in the novel.

Today's fantasy novels are so amazing, they are all based on what kind of heavenly records, and Niu Struggle is also very happy, and I feel that I should have divine skills like this, and have the positive energy to save the entire heavenly realm.

Niu Zhan seems to feel that he can become the hero in a fantasy novel, he can save the Three Realms, he is a protagonist with positive energy.

At the beginning of the dream of the fantasy protagonist of Niu Struggle, he was destroyed by a large truck that came in a hurry, and the big truck drove from the back of Niu Struggle, and the tires hung on the crooked neck willow tree that Niu Struggle was holding, and even the people and trees drove Niu Struggle to turn.

Niu Struggle was driven by the wheels of the big truck, and the willow tree seemed to become a rolling pin, and he became the dumpling skin under the rolling pin, turning with the willow tree.

"Hey, driver, you're going in the wrong direction, you're going in the wrong direction!"

The speed of this big truck is quite fast, and the speed of a hundred miles on the national highway drives the willow tree so fast, it is strange that the cow struggles not to faint.

People who drive small cars are afraid of big trucks, and usually do not dare to follow behind the big trucks, or are caught in the middle of two large trucks, which is particularly dangerous.

Most of the car accidents reported in the news are related to large trucks, and once danger occurs, it will be a car crash and death, such as being smashed into pieces by two large trucks, getting under the chassis of a large truck, and being crushed by a truck rollover and many other emergencies.

The speed of these large trucks is particularly fast, which is also the direct cause of the accident, so the people who drive small cars are willing to stay away from the big trucks, so that the safety factor will be higher.

Niu Struggle is still a very adaptable person, he was driven by the big truck to spin quickly, he quickly woke up from the panic, he desperately shouted at the driver of the big truck.

More than 90% of the drivers who drive large trucks like to smoke, and they are all long-distance people, and this smoking is also a way to eliminate loneliness and boredom.

The driver of the big truck just rolled down the window glass and drove the car in a fog as he drove it, and when the ox was screaming hoarsely for sixty or so times, when the driver was almost finished smoking a cigarette, he heard the cry of the ox struggling.

"I'll go, are you a locust shade tree or a willow tree, why did you speak?"

The driver's eldest brother is still from the hometown of Huangmei Opera, he has watched the classic Huangmei drama "Tianxian Pei", after the seventh daughter fell in love with Dong Yong, she asked Huaiyin Shu to be a matchmaker for herself, and Huaiyin Shu spoke.

The driver's brother was also smoking a cigarette while humming this Huangmei opera, anyway, even the driver himself didn't know what he was humming, and even the driver himself didn't hear what the words were.

When many people sing, they just hum and sing, what tune and what words they sing, and they can't even figure out what they are, anyway, it's just fun to hum, no matter how good or bad they are, then open their mouths and hum and hum.

When the driver heard the cry of the ox, he was frightened, and he saw a tree with a crooked neck running after his big truck, and he was still talking.

In fact, the driver was completely stunned, obviously this tree was hanging under the wheels by himself, but he thought that this tree was following him, and it was a sacred tree.

When you are very young, when you walk at night, you will suspect that someone is walking behind you, and people attribute this phenomenon to ghosts.

When these big truck drivers drive at night, they always feel that something is following behind the car, and they also suspect that it is a ghost following.

The driver had just finished listening to a ghost story told by a colleague, saying that he found a large car in front of him on a certain section of national highway that had been attacked by a female ghost, and in an instant the car had an accident, and the whole car overturned on its side, and it burned out in less than five minutes.

After listening to the ghost story of his companions, the driver's cold hair stood upside down, goosebumps all over his body, and his hands and feet were suddenly cold, as if he was in an ice cellar.

"I'm going, I've encountered a tree spirit!"

This was the first reaction of the truck driver, who thought he had met a tree spirit, a tree spirit who could talk and chase cars.

"Driver, you ran in the wrong direction, I said you ran in the wrong direction, don't you turn around quickly. ”

The driver of the truck became more and more frightened, and he reflexively accelerated his way, and the ox struggled and shouted urgently.

The driver asked again: "Hey, let me ask you whether it is a locust tree or a willow tree, "Tianxian Pei" only says that the locust tree can speak, but does not say that the willow tree can speak!"

The driver is still competing, he has only heard the Huaiyin tree in "Tianxian Pei" speak, and he has never heard the willow tree speak.

"Driver, I'm a willow tree, I'm not a locust tree, you quickly turn around, you ran in the wrong direction, this will only get farther and farther away from the destination." ”

Niu struggled to this time still thinking about his destination, the "cucumber" weight loss center, he also thought that he finally got a big truck, and he only needed to turn the head of the big truck and run towards Xiaoyue City, then he was rolled out like a dumpling skin by the willow tree, and there was no reward for not paying.

He also took out that famous saying to motivate himself, if the sky descends to the ox to struggle, it must starve its bones and suffer a lot.

"That's not good, you are a willow tree, then the driver will not turn around, this driver has only heard that the locust tree can speak, but I have not heard that the willow tree can speak. ”

Niu struggled to make the truck driver turn around, but the driver had to be more serious, in his mind, only the locust tree could speak, and the other trees had no right to speak.

Niu Struggle is also a more serious person, he replied insistently: "That's not good, you are more serious, then I have to be more serious, I can only be a willow tree, not a locust tree, can't you be flexible, you can't let people change the script, don't you have to be a locust tree to speak, this willow tree can't speak." ”

The driver of the big truck said: " That's not good, this script can't be changed, this is a classic opera, it's a script that is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, it's not like the current messy screenwriter and director, adapting historical dramas as you like, changing those famous dramas beyond recognition, I can't watch it anymore, although I am a truck driver with a low cultural background, but I am a very principled person, since the script is like this, then I have to keep it as it is, and I can't tamper with the original state of the script casually, that would be a blasphemy against this classic, I can't do it, so I can't do it, so I can only speak by the acacia tree, not by the willow tree。 ”

The truck driver also criticized some directors and screenwriters today for adapting historical dramas as they want, subverting the entire famous drama and changing it beyond recognition, and he hated this phenomenon of random change.

Niu Zhan also felt the same way: "Comrade driver, I very much agree with your point of view, our historical masterpieces and famous dramas have been blindly changed by these screenwriters and directors, and I also hate them."

Although we have a common language, I am really a willow tree, I am not a locust tree, we can't reach a unified consensus, so what should we do now?"

Niu struggled to make a difficulty, this big truck driver insisted on being very serious, and he was a very principled person, and when these two people met together, there was really no way to reach a unified consensus, which was still a problem.

Niu Struggle also put forward a compromise solution, that is, can you use the method of rock-paper-scissors to solve this problem, whoever wins will follow whom, this driver does not agree, you are too cunning in this willow tree, you are always forked with branches, you are always scissors, and the reason why my hands drive all year round can no longer shrink into fists, can only always out of the cloth, that is not always me loses.

The way of the big truck driver is that Niu struggles to admit defeat and admit that he is a locust tree, and he will turn around and run towards Xiaoyue City.

Niu Zhan did not accept the method of the driver of the big truck, the two people were deadlocked, the big truck continued to run forward, and ran out five kilometers away, Niu Zhan gritted his teeth and shouted.

"Okay, then I'll compromise, don't you just admit that I'm a locust tree, then I'm the locust tree that can speak!"

Niu Zhan admitted that he was a locust tree, not the willow tree, and the truck driver was very excited, feeling that he had finally won, so he turned the big truck around and returned to Xiaoyue City, Niu Zhan was also very grateful to the truck driver.

"Comrade driver, thank you, thank you, I Niu Struggle, thank you, as long as you take me to Xiaoyue City, then I can get a taxi. ”

"What, how did you lie to me, didn't you say that you were a locust tree, why did you become a bull terrier again, I remember that the bull terrier was a dog, how could I change my course for the sake of a dog. ”

As soon as the driver of the big truck heard Niu Struggle's words, he couldn't help but turn the head of the car, drove forward according to the route just now, and walked Niu Struggle forward like a dumpling wrapper.

The Bull Terrier is a breed of dog, and this breed has two strains, a white Bull Terrier and a colored Bull Terrier. The origins of the breed can be traced back to 1835, and it is believed that the breed was bred by the now-extinct English white terrier.

A few years later, in order to meet the standard of its appearance, the dog was crossed with a Spanish indicator dog, and the genetic characteristics of the indicator dog can still be occasionally found in the dog.

The Bull Terrier was bred for gentlemen, who strongly demanded fair play and no competition against cheaters.

The Bull Terrier is taught to defend itself bravely and protect its owner, but it is never allowed to try the challenge - the white breed is known as the "White Knight", an honor it maintains to this day.

"Hmph, isn't it a bull terrier, I don't believe it, I can't get rid of you, I have an ETC card, I can get past the high-speed toll station, and you can't pass the high-speed toll station." ”

The driver of the large truck drove forward vigorously, until he reached the highway toll station, and went straight to the ETC card toll gate.