Chapter 158: Why Isn't Tang Sanzang Worshipping Me as a Teacher (Three More Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Saying.
Guanyin's visit this time has already been arranged by Datang.
Not only that, Guanyin also made Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Little White Dragon all right.
In other words, everything is already going on now, just wait for Tang Seng to become an adult, participate in the water and land conference, and Guanyin can go west after appearing and ignoring.
Ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties have already completed three.
Of course, after doing this, Guanyin is still in a good mood.
When I saw Sun Xiaokong this time, I didn't put on any face.
And Sun Xiaokong, who also eats soft and not hard, saw that Guanyin was not so impulsive when he spoke, and politely took out the imperial wine fairy food and said: "You see, in the past year, many people have come to see me, and I have invited everyone to dinner." ”
"We've known each other for a long time, and I haven't invited you to eat yet..."
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong slapped his forehead.
Xin said: "Okay, I was thinking that I had nothing to do to make a good relationship, but I ignored that Guanyin is a monk..."
This time, Guanyin was angry again.
"It's all stolen goods stolen from the Heavenly Court, hum!" Guanyin said with disdain as if he couldn't eat the grapes and said that the grapes were sour.
Guanyin is annoying, giving this stinky monkey a good face, and deliberately taking some meat and fairy wine to anger himself.
"Okay, I don't bother to explain, let's say, what's the matter with you coming back here?" Sun Xiaokong put away his things, took out a peach to eat, and asked.
This guy, Guanyin is even more annoyed, why don't you say it was intentional.
Do you have a peach and don't invite me?
Please have some meat and wine, brute!
Guanyin frowned, and said directly with some displeasure:
"Let me tell you, twenty-three years later, there was a monk named Tang Sanzang, who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and was going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures. ”
"When the time comes, you worship him as a teacher and help him go all the way west to Lingshan, and you can achieve positive results and become a Buddha. ”
Listening to Guanyin's words, Sun Xiaokong pretended to be confused and said, "Are you sure I want to worship him as a teacher?"
"Why didn't he worship me as a teacher?"
"No, this thing is absolutely not going to work, you have to let Tang Sanzang worship me as a teacher. ”
Guan yin:???
Guanyin is indeed speechless, how should I answer this question?
"It's... It's the Buddha's arrangement, you..."
I saw Sun Xiaokong waving his hand and said, "No, what's the Buddha's arrangement?"
"Well, go back and tell the Buddha that either he will worship me as a teacher, or you will find someone else, so that I will not worship a mortal as a teacher. ”
Guanyin took a deep breath and said in his heart: "Sure enough, this dead monkey is not so easy to settle. ”
"Sun Xiaokong, don't mess around, Sanzang is a high monk, profound Buddhism, it is your blessing to be your master to guide you to do good deeds and accumulate virtues. ”
Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong and said speechlessly.
At this time, Sun Xiaokong was happy.
That's right, doesn't this pimple always like to be unreasonable?
What can you do this time?
Lao Tzu wants to be Tang Seng's master!
"What am I messing around?"
"My grandson Xiaokong, the Monkey King, is on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor is my brother, the Queen Mother is my sister, and Lao Jun is also my eldest brother. ”
"And I have 100,000 demon soldiers under my command, no matter the immortals, Buddhas, gods and demons in the Three Realms, who doesn't know my Sun Xiaokong?"
"Who doesn't give me Sun Xiaokong a face??"
"You let me be a mortal apprentice, can you kill but not humiliate, understand?"
"I'm Monkey King don't want to lose face?"
I saw Sun Xiaokong bragging seriously.
Drip!
"The anti-routine was successful, and he obtained: Jindan × 20. ”
Guanyin was also drunk for a while.
This monkey's head is not afraid of leakage?
If it weren't for the Three Realms Immortal Buddha playing you, you would have been killed eight hundred times ago.
Of course, this is a fact, if everyone doesn't play Sun Xiaokong, the Heavenly Palace will not exist at all.
However, Guanyin has nothing to do about it.
I just felt like my head was big for a while.
Tushi Palace.
Lao Jun and the Jade Emperor drank tea, and the Jade Emperor smiled: "Look, I'll just say that this Sun Xiaokong won't let us down." ”
"Originally, I thought that it would take twenty or thirty years to see a play, and this is here, haha. ”
Lao Jun also said happily while drinking tea: "This monkey head really has ideas, but what he said is right." ”
"With Sun Xiaokong's current skills, except for our group of people, I'm afraid there are few who can suppress him, and now if he comes to worship a mortal as a teacher, he will definitely not accept it. ”
The Jade Emperor also nodded, "I watched a play, hey, my hands can't help it again." ”
"What?"
Lao Jun looked at the Jade Emperor with a lonely and unbearable look, and was a little stunned for a while.
Lao Jun also wondered, it stands to reason that the Jade Emperor would intervene and do something?
I saw the Jade Emperor say with a mysterious face: "I'll whisper to you, don't tell anyone." ”
"Oh?"
Lao Jun was also curious all of a sudden.
I saw the Jade Emperor muttering in a low voice: "I often support Sun Xiaokong in secret, send him a golden pill, and speed up his cultivation." ”
"What???"
Lao Jun listened to the words of the Jade Emperor and was stunned for a moment.
And this operation?
"Ahem, I just told you alone, don't spread it. The Jade Emperor looked at Lao Jun and said with a serious face.
Lao Jun nodded, puzzled: "Aren't you afraid of ...... for this behavior?"
"Hey, what are you afraid of, do you think, it's okay for Bodhi to send the little Qibao Miaoshu, right?"
"And the person in the secret, who quietly gave Sun Xiaokong the seventy-two changes of the earth shatter and somersault cloud, have you forgotten?"
"That's all right, it has nothing to do with the Westward Catastrophe. ”
"Besides, whether the westward journey can be done or not, it's our, the benefits are still like this, and if you can't do it, it's naturally bad luck..."
The words of the Jade Emperor, listening to Lao Jun, also admired it.
Lao Jun never dreamed that the Jade Emperor, who had been working against Sun Xiaokong during this time, turned out to be Sun Xiaokong's supporter...
What a show!
After hesitating, Lao Jun asked, "Then how did you send this?"
"Does Sun Xiaokong know about this?"
The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said, "I want him to know what to do, and I don't need him to thank me." ”
"Every time, I just go to Huaguo Mountain quietly, and then throw things down and leave, or send a doppelganger mana to him. ”
As he spoke, the Jade Emperor was ready, and after Guanyin left, he immediately gave a reward of 200 gold pills.
"It's kind of interesting!"
Lao Jun looked at the Jade Emperor and nodded with a smile, then took out two gourd gold pills, and was about to throw them down.
"Hey, don't, Guanyin is still there. ”
"When no one is sending it, if someone finds out, there will always be suspicions about us. ”
The Jade Emperor also hurriedly stopped Lao Jun.
Lao Jun listened to the words of the Jade Emperor, and also nodded and said, "Well, it makes sense." ”
However, the two continued to drink tea and watched Sun Xiaokong and Guanyin in Wuzhi Mountain arguing.
To tell the truth, Guanyin and Sun Xiaokong are bickering, and they can't have the upper hand at all.
In the end, Guanyin was also angry, so he had no choice but to go back to Lingshan to find Ru first.