Chapter 157: Don't Come to See Lao Tzu (Second Watch for a Monthly Pass)

A few months later.

Sun Xiaokong was cultivating.

This Marble Mountain has a guest.

It's no one else, the chicken is Sun Xiaokong's good brother who has always wanted to sleep - Nezha.

"Wow, dead monkey, you can, I thought you were going to be crushed under the mountain and you couldn't turn over. ”

Nezha also walked through the hole dug by Guanyin before and found Sun Xiaokong.

"What are you doing here?"

Sun Xiaokong opened his eyes from the cultivation and looked at Nezha with some curiosity.

"Oh, look at what you said, I'll take a look at you..."

As he spoke, Nezha also said seriously: "Well, I went out a little early today, and I haven't eaten yet..."

"I'm a little hungry..."

Sun Xiaokong: ......

However, Sun Xiao glanced blankly at Nezha, and directly took out the fairy food and the imperial wine peach from the system space.

Nezha's eyes lit up, and he was not polite, so he took it and ate it directly.

"I said that your face is big enough, come here to see me, don't bring me anything, and come to rub my food..."

Sun Xiaokong was also convinced.

"I heard that if you work hard this time, I guess you will be able to become a Buddha in the future. Nezha said enviously while eating.

After this Sun Xiaokong's matter is over, the westward journey is not a secret.

So Nezha also dared to speak out.

"What's the matter?"

"Are you interested?"

"On the contrary, I didn't say that I can't bring my family to this job, you can do it with me. ”

Sun Xiaokong said with a smile.

Nezha listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, thought for a while and waved his hand and said, "Hey, forget it, how can I stand the rules and precepts of Buddhism." ”

As he spoke, Nezha looked at Sun Xiaokong with a confused expression and said, "What family, you... Dead monkey, what are you talking nonsense, besides, if you become a monk or become a Buddha, how can you still marry a daughter-in-law. ”

As he was talking, Nezha seemed to remember something, and leaned over to Sun Xiaokong and said, "I heard that the monk who learned the scriptures is also quite promising, and you are not the only one who escorts him." ”

"You can hear about this?"

Sun Xiaokong looked at Nezha with a surprised expression.

"Of course, I'm here to help you inquire, otherwise do you think I'm here to rub your food?" Nezha looked like I had merit.

At this moment, Sun Xiaokong frowned and said, "Who?"

"Come out!"

"It's me, my lord. ”

I saw a small snake on the ground at the entrance of the cave, which suddenly turned into a monkey and opened its mouth to reply.

This person is Shentong, one of the four great spirit monkeys of Huaguo Mountain.

"Didn't I tell you to let you cultivate well in Huaguo Mountain?" Sun Xiaokong said with some displeasure.

"I..."

"We heard that the king was suppressed by Rulai in the Five Elements Mountain, and then everyone was not at ease, so let me come and investigate. ”

Shentong lowered his head and replied weakly.

Sun Xiaokong nodded, thought about it for a while, and said, "Well, it's okay, you can go back." ”

"Let everyone practice hard in Huaguo Mountain, if someone oppresses you, come and tell me, if I want to go out, I can go out at any time. ”

"Oh yes, you wait a minute. ”

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong handed Shen Tong a gourd and said, "There are 200 gold pills in this gourd, after you go back, discuss it with Ali and them, some clansmen have encountered bottlenecks in their cultivation, and they can take one." ”

Shentong looked at the gourd handed over by Sun Xiaokong, hesitated, and returned the gourd handed over by Sun Xiaokong to Sun Xiaokong and said, "King, let's just cultivate slowly in Huaguo Mountain." ”

"There are so many golden pills, you have a good cultivation, only if you are more powerful, our Huaguo Mountain will be better. ”

"Hehe, you guys are really interesting, so many golden pills are pushed around. Nezha laughed on the side.

"Don't talk nonsense, take the golden pill and go back quickly, remember, if someone dares to oppress you, come and report me quickly, especially that Yang Jian." ”

Sun Xiaokong stuffed the gourd to Shentong again, and directly "kicked" him out.

"Hey, don't worry, the second brother is not that kind of person. ”

"Although he may hate you more, he will never do anything to hurt Huaguoshan. Nezha listened to Sun Xiaokong's words and comforted him.

Sun Xiaokong nodded and did not reply.

This is true, Yang Jian's personality is still very upright.

It's just that in the original book, Yang Jian killed the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain.

This is not to say that Yang Jian did it on purpose, but the order from above.

In other words, this Nezha is also a little clever ghost.

After eating and drinking, he lay down on the stone next to him and didn't leave.

"Why don't you go back and lie here?"

Sun Xiaokong was a little speechless.

"Hey, didn't I see that you were bored, and then accompany you here, didn't I want you to face the wall for thirty years?"

"How boring you've been by yourself for so long. ”

"Don't worry, I'll be with you. ”

Looking at Nezha's serious appearance, Sun Xiaokong almost believed it.

After hesitating for a moment, Sun Xiaokong pondered in his heart, since you are ready to eat me, then I can't be polite to you.

I saw Sun Xiaokong walking towards Nezha very casually, and then suddenly!

A fake fall fell on Nezha's small body.

With a small mouth, he kissed Nezha.

No, Sun Xiaokong's heart is beautiful, eat me so much, you should make up for it, right?

And Nezha was stunned all of a sudden.

The whole mind went blank.

Boom!

I saw Nezha's face flush in an instant, and he pushed Sun Xiaokong away and ran out.

"Dead monkey, you're so annoying. ”

Drip!

"The routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan ×2. ”

Sun Xiaokong looked at Nezha who trotted out, and was directly happy.

"That's it, you still want to live here with me to eat and drink?"

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong licked his lips and laughed evilly.

In life, you must learn to create surprises for yourself.

It's just that a few days later, this Marble Mountain has another guest.

Of course, the people who came were Yang Jian and Yang Chan, brothers and sisters.

Originally, Yang Jian was unwilling to come to see Sun Xiaokong even if he died.

However, he was pulled by his sister.

No, as soon as Yang Jian came, Sun Xiaokong was quite surprised.

"Brother Yang, you finally forgave me, right?"

I'll fuck you uncle!

As soon as Yang Jian heard Sun Xiaokong's words, he immediately turned around and was about to leave.

This dead monkey is still so annoying.

"Hey, don't, don't, just kidding, please..."

Sun Xiaokong saw that Yang Jian was about to leave, so he hurriedly went over and grabbed him.

Yang Chan looked at the two of them, and also laughed out loud.

How to say it, after all, someone came to visit him, and Sun Xiaokong was still very happy.

Not to mention, at least it is dragon liver and phoenix gall, and the peach royal wine greets.

And Yang Jian...

Confused.

How can this hellish monkey live so well?

Yang Jian is a bit like Nezha now, and he doesn't want to leave...

After all, here in Sun Xiaokong, every day when he eats is a peach party, who doesn't want to eat and drink here?

No, the three of them ate and drank together, and after chatting, Yang Chan was relieved, and left with Yang Jian.

Yang Jian: When you come, you have to pull it, and when you leave, you have to pull it...

No, the Queen Mother also came a few days later.

And then...

Too platinum star...

Four Heavenly Kings...

After a period of time, people came to visit Sun Xiaokong one after another, which made Sun Xiaokong very depressed!

They all came empty-handed, and then ate and drank and left.

In the end, Sun Xiaokong directly plugged the hole.

Don't come to see Lao Tzu.

It wasn't until later that Sun Xiaokong didn't know who leaked the news, saying that the peach banquet in his hand was fully stocked.

Then you think about it, when you get this news, those shameless people in Heavenly Court, as long as they have chatted with Sun Xiaokong for a few words, and those who know each other, are cheeky to eat in the name of visiting.

Finally, this day Guanyin came.