He Xiangdong didn't know that these people had come, only Martin had been paying attention to these people, and only after they all went out did he quench himself on the ground hatefully, and then crush his feet again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He Xiangdong saw that the atmosphere was getting better and better, and his state was getting better, he especially liked this environment, it felt better than the performance in Xiangwen Society, the audience below was eating and drinking, watching himself talk and sing on stage, everyone felt very comfortable.

Cross talk is folk culture, and its best survival soil is in the folk environment. Like old Beijing in the past, what is in the Forbidden City is the culture of the imperial city, and outside the Forbidden City is the so-called folk culture, vulgar and elegant.

Like all kinds of juggling on the flyover, it is the purest popular culture, and cross talk was also born in the flyover, so it seems that the most lively, most popular and most cheesy place, that is, the most suitable place for cross talk to survive, just like the Tianyi teahouse here.

He Xiangdong continued to say in a very elegant voice on the stage: "I woke up the prince, gently lifted his velvet quilt, and picked up pure white briefs made of snow silk for His Royal Highness the prince to put on. “

Xue Guo grabbed He Xiangdong and shouted, "Isn't it true that I'm naked?"

He Xiangdong said: "You are sleeping naked, this is a symbol of status." ”

Xue Guo's whole person was not good, and he said crookedly: "What identity, what is the identity of sleeping naked? Besides, can't I put it on myself? I have to let you help me?"

He Xiangdong explained and blamed: "Hey, what are you talking about, you are His Royal Highness the Prince, how noble your identity is, how can you do it yourself, I am your general manager in charge of your food and clothing, of course everything has to be me." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Including wearing underwear?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "That's not it, I have to be responsible for wiping your ass." ”

"Ahh Xue Guo covered his head and collapsed.

He Xiangdong continued to say in a broadcast voice: "After putting on your underwear, I will help you put on your tall black stockings." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience couldn't stop laughing, there are not many people wearing high stockings these days, especially black, black stockings generally appear in that kind of place. Of course, black silk was very common in later generations.

Xue Guo was anxious: "Why are you still black high stockings, is my prince from the shampoo room or what?"

He Xiangdong himself also held back a smile and said, "Keep warm." ”

Xue Guo wanted to cry without tears.

He Xiangdong smiled and continued: "I'll put on the pants for His Royal Highness the Prince again, woolen pants, autumn pants ......"

Xue Guo didn't want to talk about him anymore: "You wear black stockings and pants over it?

He Xiangdong couldn't help but smile and said, "Put on the pants, I'll dress you again, and put lace on your chest first......"

"Huh?" Xue Guo interrupted He Xiangdong's words.

The audience immediately laughed and coaxed.

He Xiangdong touched his mouth and quickly corrected: "Uh, chest, thermal underwear from Hungary." ”

"Well, that's pretty much it. Xue Guo smiled with satisfaction.

He Xiangdong continued: "Then put on your sweater, put on your coat, and then pick you up from the bed and put you on the chair, the prince seems to have not woken up a little. ”

He Xiangdong fell to the side with his upper body up, looking quite funny.

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Where is this where I didn't wake up, it looks like a stroke." ”

He Xiangdong turned around and said respectfully to Xue Guo, "Your Royal Highness, please wash up." ”

After speaking, He Xiangdong bent his upper body to the side again, making a stroke look: "The prince has a very bright smile on his face. ”

Xue Guo said in disgust: "How do you see it?

He Xiangdong ignored him: "Then as soon as I made a gesture, the maid outside immediately brought the toiletries, a tooth cup made of gold." ”

Xue Guo said happily: "There are many identities, and they are made of gold." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "A basin made of gold. ”

Xue Guole said: "Look at how many identities there are. ”

He Xiangdong made a gesture to take something, and said, "There is also a toothbrush made of gold." ”

"You wait. Xue Guo grabbed He Xiangdong and said in astonishment: "Can you brush my teeth with a golden toothbrush?"

This is the most typical three flips and four shakes in cross talk, that is, spread twice, turn the burden in the third, or lay three times, and turn in the fourth time, this technique is very common in cross talk, and it often appears in other comedy programs, such as sketches.

He Xiangdong could only explain to him: "It's a handle made of gold, and the toothbrush is not gold, it's the most precious plastic brush from Spain." ”

"Isn't that still plastic? ”

He Xiangdong took the fan as a toothbrush and squeezed the toothpaste: "I'll squeeze out the toothpaste first, and then brush the prince's teeth." ”

Xue Guo said: "Oh, you have to come to brush your teeth." ”

After He Xiangdong got it done, he held the fan in his right hand, and pinched it in the void with his left hand, as if he opened the prince's mouth, He Xiangdong took the fan and brushed his teeth: "Brush the left first, then the right, and then the front teeth." ”

Xue Guo also praised on the side: "Ho, it's so meticulous." ”

He Xiangdong put the fan up and stabbed it directly into his other hand.

Xue Guo was anxious, stopped He Xiangdong, and asked, "No, what posture are you?"

He Xiangdong didn't answer for a while.

"Yikes. The audience burst into obscene laughter.

He Xiangdong touched his nose and forcibly explained: "What about brushing the back molars." ”

"Oh, hehehe. Xue Guo sneered.

He Xiangdong went down and said: "After brushing your teeth, then wash your face, wash your face for the prince, and I will go and order my subordinates to bring breakfast." ”

Xue Guo responded: "It's finally time to have breakfast." ”

He Xiangdong: "The servants in the palace pushed in a dining cart made of pure gold, and there was a dinner plate made of pure gold on top of the dining cart, and there were six golden leek boxes on the plate. ”

"Hey, what a waste of gold. ”

He Xiangdong picked up the fan again and used it as chopsticks: "Gently pick up a leek box." Your Royal Highness, this is a ...... from the mysterious East"

He Xiangdong's hand shook, the leek box fell to the ground, He Xiangdong immediately squatted down, used the fan as chopsticks and picked it up again.

Xue Guo said in disgust: "Why did you pay it back." ”

He Xiangdong didn't care at all, but he still had a warm smile on his face: "Your Royal Highness Prince, this is a delicacy from the mysterious East, please enjoy." ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his fan.

Xue Guo was anxious, waved his hand and shouted, "You don't plan to change it for me?"

"Hahaha......" The audience couldn't stop laughing.

Martin was also laughing, and seeing that the guest in front of him reacted so strongly, his mind gradually came alive, and he waved his hand to a fellow and spoke in his ear. (To be continued.) )