"I just called you" Qin Shou said angrily: "Can I still call my little brother?"

"I just don't feel it" The zombie's head shook into a rattle, and he muttered vigorously: I don't feel it, I don't feel it......

"Oh" Bai Yu seemed to realize: "Damn, dare to love this is because it has no name, it would be good if it had a name, the name is the unique symbol of each individual, whether it is a person or a zombie, as long as you call its name, you will know that it is called." ”

"Yes, yes" Qin Shou couldn't help nodding and praising him, and gave Bai Yu a thumbs up: "It's still my little brother who is smart, I don't have to say, that's the reason, in fact, I also felt quite awkward just now, I finished explaining the matter, but I don't know who to let do it, no wonder." ”

Qin Shou shook his head again and again, sighing, and then asked the zombie: "What's your name?" Say it, so that I can drive you in the future." ”

"I don't have a name" The zombie also shook his head again and again, his face was miserable: "Actually, I have long wanted to have a name, but no, I have approached Sibiyang and begged him to give me a name, but Sibiyang said that it does not have my name in the dictionary." ”

Qin Shou's name was given by himself, he understood this, and looked at Bai Yu on the side: "So is it so troublesome when you come up with a name? ”

After speaking, he immediately shook his head: "It's not right, if they all start according to the dictionary, how many people have to have the same name?"

As soon as Bai Yu heard this, he immediately explained his doubts: "How can there be such a saying, there are also people looking for dictionaries, but that is just to find which word has a deeper meaning in it." Words with good meaning. I've never heard of something that isn't in the dictionary and can't afford it. ”

The zombie on one side made a pitiful look: "Is that so? Then why don't I have a name?"

"Damn, it's not like that, too. Bai Yu was filled with indignation when he heard it: "Isn't it just a name, what kind of door is it Spyon, it doesn't matter, it's not a person, it's not a person, it's a person, it doesn't give you a name, I, give." ”

Bai Yu has now turned this zombie into his own side, so he also wants to give him a name. Or how to communicate with him in the future. It's okay to be close, you can tell who you're talking to, but if it's farther away, what if it's like just now? Talk to him. Ignore it. As soon as he said that he was reasonable, he said that he had no name.

This time, give him a name. Look at him still disobedient one. In Bai Yu, there are some selfishness, in ancient times, the master gave the name to the subordinate, and he named the zombie himself, so that he could arouse him, and it should be. looked at Qin Shou to the side, hoping that he would give some advice.

"Yes" Qin Shou praised the same: "Little brother, you just give it a name, in the future, let's drive it, what kind of corpse, you, well, you crawl under my little brother's crotch now, climb now." ”

Bai Yu frowned when he heard this: "Qin Shou, don't you get old like this demon moth, for a while, eat, climb the crotch for a while, how do you come up with ideas like a three-year-old child." ”

Qin Shou blinked: "Yes, when I was a person, I played like this with our little friends, and then we weren't together." ”

Bai Yu remembered that this Qin Shou was an orphan, and he must have been bullied by others to come up with so many bad tricks when he was a child, and maybe these ideas he came up with were all experienced by him before. Thinking that Bai Yu's heart softened, he originally wanted to scold him, but he stopped when he came to his mouth.

The zombie on the side didn't feel anything, but was a little eager to try: "And, if such a beautiful little beautiful handsome corpse names me, or crawl under his crotch, even if it is to burrow into his ass and turn around three times and then pull me out as shit, I am willing." ”

Bai Yu listened to what they said more and more unorthodox, at first Qin Shou said a little too much, there was a sense of insult in it, and this zombie still felt that the weight was not enough, and he actually wanted to let himself pull him out. Bai Yu couldn't imagine that if he pulled out such an ugly zombie, Brother Leng would think that he was cheating with the zombies here.

"What are you doing here?" Bai Yu stared at Qin Shou with a pair of puzzled eyes, really not understanding his intentions. If you really want to humiliate this zombie, there is no need to do this, I am saying, the zombie has been convinced, and it is not enough to kill people, so why do you still hold on to it.

"This is a solemn ceremony," the solemn Qin Shou stood up straight and said solemnly: "Let it crawl under your crotch, it means that you gave birth to it." ”

Qin Shou really thought so, they used to play like this, if anyone crawled under each other's crotch, they would call each other father in the future. But seeing that Bai Yu was obviously a little unhappy now, Qin Shou didn't dare to say anything further, he didn't know why Xiao Yu was unhappy.

"Stop" Bai Yu glared at Qin Shou very unhappily, and said in his heart: It's not so disgusting, I'm the ultimate handsome guy of a human race, I don't want to give birth to any offspring baby, even if I want to give birth, it is for my endless life, for my boundlessness, I can give birth to a baby, but what kind of scene is this? What is Qin Shou doing? Let me give birth to a zombie, damn.

Bai Yu pointed at the disgusting zombie covered in pimples and said, "You mean, let me give birth to it." ”

Qin Shou looked at the zombie, and then at Bai Yu, feeling that something was really wrong, and he was a little disappointed in this zombie in his heart, this is really too ugly. It's really hard to see this time, and he will have to pay for death if he does business. Thinking of this, Qin Shou felt a little proud in his heart, he was okay, you see, opening a shop in such a back place on the mountain, Xiao Yu and they all looked for it, and fully proved their charm.

But looking at the ugly zombie in front of him, he still wanted to appease Xiao Yu, or he was really afraid that Xiao Yu would not agree, mainly because this guy's appearance was too low. In the zombies, it is estimated that they have to be counted backwards. The gap between him and Bai Yu is not to mention the difference between heaven and earth, anyway, it is not much worse.

"It's just, well, meaningful. Qin Shou said with a red face, he also felt that this was really a bit of a mistreatment or abuse of Xiao Yu.

"It's good, it's good, it's good, it's so good. The zombie became excited, it sincerely felt that it was an extremely happy thing to be a son of this little beautiful and handsome corpse, whether it was realistic or meaningful, it could bring it supreme satisfaction, just like, well, just like the prodigal boy who has been wandering for many years, in order to become famous, in order to be able to walk on the road of slippery light, he let go of any respect or dignity, and recognized a tiger B godfather, such a metaphor does not know whether it is appropriate or inappropriate, anyway, it is what it means, you know.

The zombie shed zombie tears excitedly, and said emotionally: "I also want to have a corpse, this corpse, Bisbiyang kissed me, Sibiyang just bit me, but this pro-little handsome corpse, he is going to give birth to me personally, the one who gave birth to me, the one who gave birth to me, the one who raised me, the one who raised me, the corpse of Spian, but it is always better to raise it than to give birth to it, I, I can't stop following you." ”。

"Look at it" Qin Shou told Bai Yu with a positive eye, how obvious the effect was, and what was wrong with this zombie joining his group.

"Alas" Bai Yu sighed heavily, it seems that he can only accept the fact that he gave birth to a zombie, although it is nominal, but this also makes Bai Yu like a fish in his throat, and he is very unhappy, but this is in the zombie mound, there is one who can help himself, it is better than nothing, Bai Yu is also helpless, looking at the radiant zombie in front of him, he scolded in his heart: Silly B.

"If you give it another name" Qin Shou said: "If you give it another name, it means that you were born and created it, and in the future, it must be obedient and absolutely obedient, from the physiology to the heart, and then to the depths of the soul, it must be dedicated to you, and ......"

"Okay, okay, anything, what else do I have to say for my grandfather, don't care what, I'll climb now." "The zombie can't wait, it seems, it's been holding back the fire for a long time, and it's full of anticipation to have a name.

The zombie didn't wait for Bai Yu to stand up, so he knelt on the ground, crawled to Bai Yu's crotch on all fours, and muttered in his mouth while crawling: "Okay now, I'm not an orphan, I also have parents, Sibiyang is going to have a parent-teacher conference, I can also sign up, kiss the little handsome corpse, you are my father Abba, no, younger children, or you are my yes, grandfather, grandfather." ”

"Rely on" Bai Yu listened to its chatter, felt that his seniority was getting bigger and bigger, thinking that he was still a teenager, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed in his heart: "You have to get it, Lao Tzu is not old, don't lean on the terracotta warriors, since you are sincere, I will be your father in the future." ”

"How can that work" The zombie shook his head and said: "Simple father, I can't satisfy my humble mood, I think your old man's generation should be older, the terracotta warriors and horses level is really nothing, if it is the mountain cave ape level, it will be better." ”

"I have it" Bai Yu said to the zombie kneeling on the ground dissatisfied: "The more I'm afraid of getting old, the more you will curse me, don't be so complicated, I'll be your father, that's it." ”

"Yes, yes, yes" Qin Shou coaxed: "This is your eldest father, and I, succumbing to it, is your second father, so be it." ”

"That?" the zombie muttered: "I'm a little embarrassed to call my father, I always feel that the younger ones are not respectful enough, it's really not good, I'll call you two, well, grandpa, I'll call you two grandpa." ”

"Okay, okay, that's it. Bai Yu really didn't want to grind over the matter of calling it anymore, so he agreed.

"Uh-huh" The zombie got the reply, and its heart was naturally very happy, it sped up its crawling speed, crawling between Bai Yu's legs, Bai Yu looked at the ugly zombie kneeling under his crotch, and felt a little danger in his heart, and couldn't help but tighten his legs a little...... (To be continued......)