Chapter 159
"I'll forget it" Bai Yu said: "I'll give you your name, you corpse son, alas, I will reluctantly admit it, crawl under my crotch, I will be spared." ”
"Don't be exempt, don't be exempt. The zombie straightened up and said, "Excuse me, I don't know the bottom of my heart." ”
"Yes, little brother," Qin Shou came over and said, "Okay, this is a ceremony, what's the point of being exempted." ”
"But?" Bai Yu pointed at the zombie and said without any scruples: "Let such an ugly thing drill under my crotch, I can't tell what it feels like in my heart." ”
"Just soak" Qin Shou also said unceremoniously: "Although you are pulling a corpse, but, just." ”
Bai Yu said in his heart, what you said is easy, can it be the same as? If you are really born, you will have to recognize your son, and shook her head at the moment: "No." ”
Qin Shou persuaded on the side: "It's okay, I can see it too, you are afraid of recognizing him as a son, how can you think so? We all played like this when we were children, it's okay." ”
"But?" Bai Yu was still a little relieved: "We still don't know how sincere it is, once it climbs under my crotch, if it attacks, well, attacks my 'little machine', what should I do?"
It took Bai Yu a long time to say this, men are the biggest weakness here, and now they are presented in front of others, and in the absence of protection, who is not afraid, he is still not a human, just a zombie, and there is no problem communicating with him at present, but who knows what he thinks in his heart.
Between people, there is a saying that people know their faces but do not know their hearts. Now that the relationship between himself and the zombies can be called interracial, he is even more unsure.
"Haha~~~" Qin Shou laughed: "I know that your 'little machine' is very important to you,......" After speaking, he couldn't help but look at Bai Yu's place. Suddenly, Qin Shou's face turned red, and Bai Yu wondered: "What's wrong with you, what are you blushing all of a sudden?
Qin Shou nodded busily: "Yes, I have been fighting with this zombie for a long time, isn't it." I didn't feel anything about being nervous just now, but now when I stop, it's too hot to go. ”
After saying that, I saw that Bai Yu was still there entangled. Uncle Yan said, "I know it's important. It's important for every man. ”
Bai Yu continued: "It's more important to my Brother Wuya." Bai Yu thought about it now, if he was injured there, what would Brother Leng do?
Qin Shou nodded as if he didn't understand, but in fact, he didn't understand at all. Because until now. Bai Yu didn't explain to him this 'front out and back in'. As well as the operating procedures and technical essentials, as well as the implementation methods. Qin Shou also wanted to ask, but Bai Yu blocked him back several times. I don't dare to ask.
Qin Shou continued: "But for it to be a zombie, it is useless, why should it take risks, you can rest assured, it can't think of this at all, once it dares to touch a single hair of your hair, I will never spare it." ”
Qin Shou said, but his eyes were also staring at the zombie all the time, he was really afraid that he would hurt Bai Yu. Qin Shou knew that if he injured Bai Yu, let alone Leng Wuya, even he wouldn't forgive himself. Now in order to make the zombies surrender, he must do this, and he is afraid that he will have a bad heart and hurt Bai Yu.
'Mmmm~~~' The zombie didn't want to delay any longer, humming and agreeing, while lowering his head and drilling forward, until he got to Bai Yu's crotch, seeing that Bai Yu clamped his legs, he used his head to play between Bai Yu's legs left and right, so as to make Bai Yu cross the distance larger, and it was easier to climb more smoothly, Bai Yu was amused 'Haha' laughed, unconsciously opened his legs, and said what he said in his heart: "Silly B"
"Thank you" The zombie quickly drilled under Bai Yu's crotch, and happily rushed up and shouted: "I have a name, my uncle gave it to me, my name is - Shabi." ”……
Leng Wuya and his entourage walked up to Taibai Mountain.
Zunyan introduced the terrain in the mountain while walking: "I am familiar with this Taibai Mountain, I have stayed at the foot of Taibai Mountain for a long time, every mountain peak here, every stone, every grass and every tree, by the way, there is no grass and trees now, but as long as it dares to have, I dare to be familiar with it, you for example." ”
Now this salt has a lot of words, this was his home, he has a deep affection for this place, plus he has always lived here and is very familiar with this place, and they have let down their guard against Leng Wuya, and in the past hundred years, only Leng Wuya They have spoken to him.
Now the salt is in full talk, and I can't wait to talk from morning to night all day. And Leng Wuya and they really want to know the situation in this mountain now, and the two aspects are a perfect match, each taking what they need. Zunyan said happily, and everyone listened happily. Zunyan pointed to a mountain peak in front of him and said, "Do you think the mountain peak in front of you looks like a pear?"
As the young generals spoke, they all looked up at the mountain peak in front of them, and sure enough, they were small at the top and big at the bottom, and they were indeed like a pear on the ground. They don't seem to be preparing to kill zombies and find warriors in the big zombie mound, but like a group of tourists, traveling here.
"Well, it's a lot like a big pear, Wang. The black dog Leng Mastiff nodded and said, "I love to eat pears, Wangwang." ”
Leng Huang, the scalper, also echoed: "It's really like pears, I love to eat pears." ”
"It's really quite similar" Leng Wuya looked at the vivid mountain peak in front of him, and said to the young generals: "Don't you look like it?"
"Like, like, really like, like it. All the young generals nodded yes, because the mountain peak in front of them really looked like a pear.
"This mountain is called Apple Peak. Zombie Zunyan said.
"How do you call it Apple Mountain?" Leng Feng first expressed his question: "No matter how you look at it, this is a pear." ”
"This is called Apple Mountain. Zombie Zunyan insisted: "This name was given by an expert among you humans, and it has nothing to do with our zombies." ”
"It shouldn't be" Leng Feng shook his head suspiciously: There is such a stupid person in human experts, and apples and pears can't be distinguished?
"There's nothing that shouldn't be done" Bai Ling came over to comfort Leng Feng: "Don't you know the problems of our human beings? For example, cucumbers, obviously green, but they are called cucumbers, how can you drop them?"
"yes, who gave the green melon the strange name cucumber that can make people have visual errors?" Leng Feng said with a frown.
"Hehe," Bai Ling explained, "It is said that this name was also given by an expert among our human beings." ”
"Damn, I think that expert is colorblind. After Leng Feng finished speaking, he felt bored, so he kicked a small pebble under his feet out of the distance, turned his head and saw the zombie Zunyan next to him, and felt that it was still quite honest, why can't the mountain peak be called Apple Mountain Peak like a pear, and, according to professionals, there is a person who has a pet cat, but named the cat a dog, what's the law?
Leng Feng approached Zunyan and began to ask again, "What is that? How long have you been on the side of this mountain? What else do you know about this mountain?"
"Oh, I've been on this side of the mountain for a long time. The zombie Zunyan said sincerely: "How much time have I spent on this mountain? Well, I remember it every year, have I stayed in total?"
The zombie Zun Yan counted with his fingers for a long time, and finally made up his mind and said, "Countless years, I have stayed for countless years. ”
"Lean" Leng Feng kicked Zun Yan and said angrily: "Didn't you say that you remember every year, then why do you have countless years?
"It's all in my heart" Zombie Zunyan did not feel dissatisfied with Leng Feng's kick, and his attitude was still very generous.
"Oh?" Bai Shi became interested in the zombie venerable salt remembering the year in his heart, so he asked, "Tell me, how do you remember?"
"First of all," said Zun Yan solemnly, "there are twenty-four hours in a year."
"You fart" Leng Feng's temper was angered by Zun Yan's ignorance again: "Twenty-four hours, that's one day." ”
"I'm talking about, yes, one day. The zombie Zunyan defended: "Twenty-four hours a day, who doesn't know wow, a year is thirty days, who doesn't know wow." ”|
"No, no," Bai Shi said generously to Zunyan: "You are talking about a month, and there are thirty days in a month." ”
"Thirty days is a month" Leng Feng glared at Zunya, but seeing that Bai Shi had a good attitude towards it, he did not have a seizure.
"It's a month, it's a month, everybody knows that, and I know it. He continued, "Thirty days in a month, twelve months in a week." ”
"Nonsense" Leng Feng angrily raised his fist and was about to beat the zombie Zun Yan, but was stopped by Bai Shi in time.
Bai Shi patiently said to Leng Feng: "Why are you so poor, you are as knowledgeable as zombies, in the eyes of zombies, where does the day and night come from, the years change, the years, the months and the days." ”
"Why don't I know?" Zombie Zunyan looked extremely unconvinced, and said angrily: "Although I am talking about the "Zombie Calendar", it is said to be the same as you humans, well, there are twenty-four hours in a year, one hour is seven days, four weeks in a day, twelve months in a week, three hundred and sixty-five days in a month, and one ......."
Leng Wuya was stunned for a moment when he heard the zombies say this, he didn't expect that the zombies would quickly start to have their own calendar, if this was the case, then it was unlikely that they would kill the zombies, that is to say, the Heavenly Dao also recognized the existence of zombies.
What will this world be like in the future, and in what pattern? Will humans coexist with zombies? Or will humans live in the ocean, and zombies live on land, or like the big zombie grave they are going to now, zombies live underneath, but no matter which one they are, Leng Wuya doesn't want to see it, zombies are too much of a threat to mankind. (To be continued......)