Xiong Erwei quarreled with the salesman of the mobile communication mobile phone store in his thirties on the spot, and the woman in her thirties immediately looked like a shrew, pointing at Xiong Erwei's nose and scolding: "No wonder your surname is Dog Bear, your girl is born of a bear, you don't pee Dog Bear urine to take a picture of yourself, just your bear's virtue, you just spend 18,000, and the old lady's two things don't want to buy it." ”

Xiong Erwei is not to be outdone, other people's women shrews and his brother Xiong is no worse than shrews, he jumps up and down in this mobile communication store, his jumping posture is very special, just like Zhao Si jumping in "Country Love", while jumping while pointing at the breasts of other women.

"Hmph, hum, who do you think you are, you think you are a star who eats on your chest, your two things are still 18,000 eight, ah, it's eight dollars a pair, my old bear won't buy it, I think my old bear hasn't seen anything, tell you girl, my old bear has seen this thing, but there are many more things than you, and it looks much better than yours, your two things are black and yellow, it's like there is too much alkali, who is fucking rare!"

The woman was so angry that she shook her chest: "You bear guy, the old lady wants you to be rare, the old lady has rare people, there are many men who look at the old lady's thing, which one is not a hundred times stronger than your dog bear, your bear can see a few things, your mother only put too much alkali, your mother still put too much vinegar, and your grandmother still put too much salt!"

Xiong Erwei and the woman's dog bit the dog, and pinched each other for forty-five minutes, but Brother Xiong pinched more and more, but the woman in her thirties was guilty of qi surge disease, so angry that she foamed at the mouth, her eyes rolled forty-eight, and her chest rose and fell like an electric shock, and she kept shaking, and finally the woman couldn't stand it anymore and ran out of the door.

Before leaving, she also told the young saleswoman to ask her colleague to help the boss ask for leave, saying that I lost a fight with a dog man, and this anger could not be settled for two days, at least two days off, even if I took a leave in advance, she also poked Comrade Xiong Erwei before leaving.

"Count you ruthless, count you ruthless, the old lady has been quarreling since she was five years old, she has never lost, she is almost an invincible opponent in the whole town, she should be the king of quarrels in the whole town, I didn't expect it to be planted in the hands of your dog man, you made the old lady lose face, and also made the old lady early menopause, you remember it for the old lady, wait for the old lady to rest for a few days, and then find you a dog man to challenge!"

Xiong Erwei was so happy that he jumped up and down, like a golden monkey that had just been fed, and his mood was so happy: "Hehe, you used to be the king of quarrels, that's because you didn't meet my brother Xiong, now that you have Brother Xiong, don't think about being the king, my brother Xiong is a well-deserved king of quarrels, don't say that you have a few days off, you just rest for a hundred days, you are not my opponent of the dog man, how can you quarrel with me, the dog man is always with you." ”

The woman in her thirties ran away, and the young salesman was affectionate to Xiong Erwei, she stood on the swivel chair in front of the counter, gave Brother Xiong a thumbs up, and praised Brother Xiong: " Comrade Dog Bear, you are too powerful, you are really too powerful grandma, this woman is not lying, she is really the king of the town's quarrels, it should be said that she is a mad dog, there is no one in the neighborhood or even the whole street who has not been quarreled with by her, and there is no woman who is her opponent at all.

This girl was also quarreled with her, I was so angry that I was gritting my teeth at her, I couldn't wait to bite her, you Brother Bear helped me, it was a bad breath for this girl, I really have to thank you, thank you Brother Bear, thank you for the seven generations of your ancestors, why can you quarrel like this!"

Brother Xiong was praised, he was very modest: "Hehe, beauty, you have won the award, it's just average, it's just average, it's just average, my level of Comrade Bear has only played one-third, not all of it, just her level of quarrel, how can I use Comrade Bear to play all of it." However, beauty, can I correct a problem, my comrade bear is not surnamed Bear, I am surnamed Bear, it is the broken woman who keeps scolding me Comrade Bear, so that I myself have made a mistake!"

The young salesman bowed to Brother Xiong, she danced and praised on the little red swivel chair, but accidentally fell down with a poof, and smashed on Xiong Erwei to press him underneath, the young saleswoman also had a close contact with Brother Xiong, and electrocuted Brother Xiong to Venus on the spot, this happiness came too suddenly, and this worship was too in place.

The young female saleswoman told Brother Xiong that her name is Liu Qing, you will call me Qing Qing in the future, don't you want to buy a mobile phone, I can just help you choose, and I will give you a preferential price, Brother Xiong is still reminiscing about the intimate kiss just now, although it is across the palm of the female saleswoman's hand, it is also a kiss across the palm, and it is similar to the cow across the mountain.

What did Liu Qing say, what is Brother Xiong, Liu Qing helped him choose a mobile phone of 2,898, saying that the original price of this mobile phone is 2,090, you also know that you can't bargain in the mobile phone store, I took a big risk to give you this preferential price.

Brother Xiong was very satisfied, bought the mobile phone with a discount of two yuan, and bought a card, Comrade Liu Qing gave him a discount of two yuan, and only charged him 98 yuan for 100 yuan, she also told Brother Xiong that the discount of four yuan, you must keep it secret for her, and you can't let anyone know about it, if it is known, she will be fired by the boss.

Brother Xiong patted his chest and swore to Liu Qing, my Brother Xiong is absolutely tight-lipped and compares his heart to his heart, you Liu Qing is so good to my Brother Xiong, I won't be abrupt outside, that's not human, that's not my Brother Xiong's personality, you can just put one hundred and twenty hearts.

Brother Xiong finished buying the mobile phone and was about to leave the mobile phone store, but Miss Liu Qing grabbed the corner of his clothes again, and sent more than a dozen autumn waves to Brother Xiong, and said to Brother Xiong: "Brother Xiong, I just remember now, you are the hero who fought pigs at the crossroads of the town before, this girl worships heroes the most, especially pig-fighting heroes like Brother Xiong, in this girl's mind, that pig fighting is much more difficult to fight than fighting tigers, that is not a difficulty, you are the most powerful hero, a veritable hero."

Brother Xiong, in order to show this girl's respect for you, can I invite you to dinner at noon, Brother Xiong, can you appreciate your face?"

It is unprecedented for a beautiful woman to invite herself to dinner, Brother Xiong smiled happily, and nodded vigorously: "Of course you appreciate your face, of course you appreciate your face, such a beautiful woman invites me to dinner, my brother Xiong doesn't appreciate his face, is it still a person, is it still a man, he must appreciate his face, love, I won't go anywhere now, I'll wait for you in your store to get off work, and then we'll go to dinner together!"

Xiong Erwei hugged his arms and leaned towards the door of the store, he was ready to wait for the young salesman to get off work and invite him to lunch, the young salesman smiled and said: "Brother Xiong, I am such a big beauty to invite you to dinner, how can you be so casual, you are a big man, you must be solemn on occasions like this, you first go back to take a shower and wash your hair and then change into human clothes, and then it's almost time to have lunch, you come to my store again!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei felt that the young saleswoman was reasonable, how could this kind of occasion be casual, she had to go back and dress up, change into a decent set of clothes, and make it dazzling, so as to show that he Brother Xiong is high-end and high-grade.

Brother Xiong said goodbye to the young saleswoman, he had to go back to take a shower and wash his hair to look new before coming over, the saleswoman also chased out of the store several times, and told Deputy Minister Xiong to be clean, wash more, don't be like an errand, or like a map to do things hastily, it's best to take a brush for brushing shoes, the saleswoman is still not at ease in the end, and got a brush for washing shoes from the hardware store next to Xiong Erwei, and set him a time to brush for half an hour, not a minute less.

Xiong Erwei happily accepted the young female salesman's instructions, went back and began to take a bath, and really took the shoes and brushes given to him by the female salesman, and brushed up on his mobile phone time, no less than a point, and brushed for half an hour, including his own hair, which was also brushed with shoes, and even his hair was red like a monkey's buttocks, blood red, and blood was oozing in some places.

Brother Xiong doesn't care, when facing beautiful women, you have to dare to bleed and sweat, what is it if there is such a little blood, it is not worth mentioning, after taking a shower and washing his hair, Brother Xiong changed into his previous Giordano suit, he didn't care that this was a hot summer, he thought that a man had to wear a suit and leather shoes, and he could manage it in winter and summer, even if it was up and down the mountain and the sea of fire, it was still so dazzling.

After changing into a suit, Xiong Erwei went to the mobile phone store, and when he walked to the door of the mobile phone store, he took his mobile phone to look at the time, it was still early for lunch, and he returned to the dormitory, Brother Xiong sat in the dormitory for two minutes, and felt that he should go to the mobile phone store.

Brother Xiong walked to the mobile phone store, he took the mobile phone again to look at the time, it was still early before the noon meal, he walked back again, and so on and so on eighteen times, the suit that Brother Xiong was wearing was all soaked, and the white shirt inside could be wrung out of the water when he took off, and the previous bath was in vain.

When Brother Xiong walked to the nineteenth time, the saleswoman called him to stop: "Brother Xiong, I really didn't expect you to be an infatuated man, in order to wait for me to have lunch, you have been back and forth nineteen times, just for Brother Xiong to be so sincere, I Liu Qing must invite you to a big meal!"

The young saleswoman affectionately held Brother Xiong's arm and hugged Brother Xiong tightly, Xiong Erwei was already so happy that she followed the saleswoman to a breakfast shop, and asked for two bowls of porridge left over from the morning, as well as four unsold buns, two vegetarian buns and two meat buns, she pushed the two vegetarian buns in front of Xiong Erwei, and said to Brother Xiong affectionately.

"Brother Xiong, men can't eat too greasy things, can't eat too much meat, like your current figure is the most standard body, let me eat these two meat buns for you, these two vegetarian buns for you to eat, the most important thing is to maintain your figure!"