Xiong Erwei wanted to invite Manager Gao to drink, and Comrade Gao Feng smiled bitterly: "Brother Xiong, it's almost dawn this day, where are you going to drink!"

Xiong Erwei said: "Brother Gao, since the sky is about to dawn, then there is a place to drink, there is a breakfast shop at the intersection of the town, we can have a good drink!"

Manager Gao couldn't resist Deputy Minister Xiong, the two of them went to the town crossroads, the breakfast shop was still open, the owner of the shop was making a coal stove, using waste paper to form a trumpet-shaped mouth to blow hard, Xiong Erwei felt that it was very fun, so he strongly asked to help people blow this briquette stove.

Vice Minister Xiong worked hard, using his strength to blow on the briquette stove, the fire was really blown by him, take away the waste paper and take a look, Vice Minister Xiong has become a flower-faced cat, and only two eyes are left on the face of soot.

Vice Minister Xiong wants to drink, the store is worried, this stove is not alive, except for a few garlic heads, and a few plates of pickles, there are no balls, how can this drink, Vice Minister Xiong's standards are not high, since there are garlic heads and pickles, it is a snack dish, we can still drink happily.

A few garlic heads and a few pickles, Vice Minister Xiong drank half a catty and two pots of head, Manager Gao really admired Vice Minister Xiong's adaptability is strong, and he is also a complete drunkard.

Vice Minister Xiong complained that he got up early today, ate too much charcoal pot and lobster at night, and as a result, he had a stomach upset, causing his mobile phone to fall into the toilet, and later encountered a cow struggling to blow up the corpse, and then smashed people's doors and was bitten by a dog.

Gao Feng smiled: "Brother Xiong, why did you get up early, you didn't sleep at all, your series of unlucky incidents, it was all because of yourself, you tell me about yourself, obviously you have had dinner, and in less than ten minutes, you go to eat the carbon pot and lobster, you are not full to hold on, you are not weird if you don't have a stomach."

And if you have a stomach, you will have a stomach, obviously you have squatted on the squatting position, do you have to do it again, but the phone fell into the water, why did you turn on the phone immediately after falling into the water, and finally you stomped the mobile phone, and then you went to buy a mobile phone in the middle of the night, you don't know that the mobile phone store opened at nine o'clock the next day.

And you want to buy a mobile phone, why do you smash the door of someone's hardware store and a small supermarket, it's polite enough for people to let dogs bite you, and then there is, you see Minister Niu, why do you say that people are blowing up corpses, and Minister Niu is alive and well, you say that people blow up corpses, and people can be happy!"

Xiong Erwei nodded and said: "Brother Gao, what you said is also true, I hate myself, my mind is fucking simple, and my limbs are not fucking developed, but I am like a neurotic, and I can't control myself at that time, and as a result, so many things will happen." ”

Xiong Erwei's remorseful attitude at this time, he was still very serious, he also felt that he was wrong, the two brothers pushed the cup and changed the cup while drinking, while chatting with their hearts, and then the store owner's porridge was also good, and the buns were also steamed, and the shopkeeper gave the two brothers a bowl of porridge each, and a few steamed buns, and the two brothers drank wine on the porridge buns.

Later, Gao Feng was really sleepy, he was going back to sleep, he also asked Comrade Xiong Erwei to go back to sleep together, the mobile phone store would not open until nine o'clock, go back to sleep before coming.

Brother Xiong asked Gao Feng to go back first, he wanted to continue to wait here for the mobile phone store to open, Manager Gao had no choice but to throw down Vice Minister Xiong and go back to sleep by himself, this Deputy Minister Xiong was sick again, he was also powerless, now it was only a little more than four o'clock, and it would take more than five hours to wait for the mobile phone store to open.

After Gao Feng left, Vice Minister Xiong was not very relieved, he was always afraid of missing the opening time of the mobile phone store, so he ran to a store with a mobile phone number, and sat in front of the store like a beggar leaning against the shutter door, Vice Minister Xiong also learned to meditate as a monk, sitting there cross-legged, at first he kept his eyes open and stared at the situation around the door of the store, for fear that if he missed something.

Later, Vice Minister Xiong couldn't stand it anymore, and he fell asleep when he sat there, and he fell asleep, but Vice Minister Xiong had a habit of sleeping, he slept with his eyes open, and he sat at the door of someone's mobile phone store with his two big eyes open and fell asleep, as if a monk had passed away.

At six or seven o'clock in the morning, there were shops opening one after another, and people saw a beggar-like person sitting in front of the mobile store with their eyes open, but they were frightened, and later found that this person was motionless, and as if he was asleep, the big guy was relieved, thinking that it was just a beggar sleeping here at night.

However, the beggar's sleeping posture with his eyes open can frighten people, and those who are frightened think of some ways to rectify him, deliberately drenching Xiong Erwei's head with the dirty water from the glass cleaning counter, and covering the garbage on his head, as if Comrade Xiong Erwei is a swill bucket or garbage can.

However, this Deputy Minister Xiong didn't react at all, he still fell asleep with his eyes open, this Brother Xiong was indeed too sleepy, and he drank a lot of Erguotou wine, even if he was sleepy and drunk, he couldn't wake him up even if it thundered now, and his sleeping demeanor was praised.

The mobile phone store where he sat and slept didn't open until nine o'clock, and two female salesmen, one in her thirties and the other in her twenties-five, came first, and these two people came to open the store while drinking soy milk and shaking their butts.

The two female comrades saw that there was a pile of garbage at the door, the two frowned, and the two scolded and scolded: "Who is so immoral and smoking, get a pile of garbage in front of our store, do you want to die grandson or grandfather, this is too lacking in virtue!"

The two female comrades looked at this pile of garbage, the more they looked at it, the more angry they became, the more angry they were, the more they scolded, and at the same time they raised their legs and kicked up, they were wearing high heels, and they kicked the garbage heap with the tips of their high heels, and the tips of the women's high heels were pointy, and they couldn't stand this kick on people, and they didn't expect that this was not a garbage heap but a person, this person was covered by garbage, and it looked like a garbage heap.

However, they kicked several times in a row, and the deputy minister Xiong, who was covered in garbage, did not react at all, this thing was really dead asleep, and the toes of the two women were sore, so they stopped, and the two people opened the door of the store, and the threshold of this store door was fifteen centimeters higher than the ground.

When the roller shutter door was pushed up, the two of them noticed that the garbage heap had flipped over, then stood upside down, and then stood up again, and suddenly the garbage heap began to speak.

"Wait, are you robbing or robbing, are you going to rob money or sex, what do you want to do?"

The garbage heap suddenly spoke, but the two female saleswomen were frightened, and the two of them reacted very quickly, one with a broom and the other with a bucket, both looking nervous against the garbage heap.

"Ahh ”

Xiong Erwei shook off all the garbage on his body, bared his teeth at the two female salesmen and said: " Hehe, two beauties, you are the salesman in this store, I am a person, a complete person, you know that the Crescent Group Company is not, just rent in the building of the town government, that is our project department, I am not an ordinary employee, I am Comrade Xiong Erwei, the deputy minister of the material department of Tulou Town, I am waiting for you in front of your store for five or six hours, just waiting for you to open the door, finally waiting for you to open the door!"

Xiong Erwei shook the garbage on the ground, and the two women forced him outside with brooms and buckets: "Whether it's an ordinary employee or a management cadre, you bear goods hurry outside and shake off the garbage before coming in, don't make our store dirty!"

Xiong Erwei was forced by two salesmen to a place more than ten meters away from the store, Vice Minister Xiong jumped up and down, and shook for five minutes before shaking off the garbage on his body, and after shaking off the garbage, Vice Minister Xiong walked to the store again, and was forced to the door by two female salesmen, the woman in her thirties picked up a water hose at the door of the store and rushed up to Vice Minister Xiong, like washing a car and washing Comrade Xiong Erwei from head to toe.

The young salesman also poured a head of laundry detergent on Xiong Erwei's head, and the woman in her thirties rushed Vice Minister Xiong for a few minutes, and then completely washed it clean, and then let him enter the store, and when he entered the store, he was not allowed to get close to the counter, and he had to be five meters away.

As soon as the woman in her thirties leaned down on the counter, she immediately showed two big buns from the north, and she pointed to the counter and asked Comrade Xiong Erwei, "What's your surname?"

The breasts of the woman in her thirties were too big, and with her lying posture, the two northern buns were about to come out of the same way, but Xiong Erwei's eyes were blinded, and Xiong Erwei's two bear eyes immediately fell into the woman's chest.

Xiong Erwei replied with a smile: "Hehe, sister, my surname is Dog Bear." ”

The woman said again: "The surname is Bear, how about you look at this?"

Xiong Erwei swallowed and replied: "Hehe, sister, this is great, this is great!"

The woman said again: "The surname is Bear, then I will decide this!"

Xiong Erwei replied: "Okay, sister, then set this, this is too good, this is too big!"

The woman took out a mobile phone from the counter, shook it twice in front of Xiong Erwei and said, "Comrade surnamed Dog Bear, then you will decide this, please pay 4,888 yuan!"

"What, what, sister, you are joking internationally, just two things cost 4,888 yuan, you are really a robbery!"

As soon as he heard that it was 4,888 yuan, Comrade Xiong Erwei hurriedly withdrew his gaze, jumped up and screamed.