In the endless snow-capped mountains, the violent wind and snow flew like the dandruff of an uncle who hadn't washed his hair for a week, blowing on my face. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoIn this icy and snowy place, I looked up at the sky as if I were facing a great enemy, and a group of beautiful men floated in mid-air, and this group of beautiful men intimately surrounded the girl with seven-colored hair and seven-colored pupils at the head with loving and adoring eyes, like a barrier to prevent anyone from harming the girl.

"I'll ask you again, you really won't agree to my request. He said he was asking, but his eyes and tone were irrefutable and haughty.

I knew that her identity was a traverser, and that she was a traverser who would be unfavorable to me, and I couldn't remember my previous memories clearly, but I only knew that I was resistant to the sincerity, so I shook my head like a rattle and refused.

"Since you refuse to join my Mary Sue's harem, then you have no value in existing!" The seven-colored girl who called herself Mary Sue started a temper, and even the dozens of beautiful men around her also looked at me angrily and hatefully, as if I had done something unsympathetic, saying that if I joined in, you would have one more competitor, wouldn't you, then you should be happy from the bottom of your heart, why hate me.

I saw that Mary Sue's little hand waved, like a diamond's crystal blue powder floating out, all over the heavens and the earth, and then, the heavens and the earth shook violently, as if the sky was about to fall.

As I watched in amazement, the towering snow collapsed, and the avalanche struck like a beast, drowning me in an instant......

It's so uncomfortable, I'm about to suffocate me, breathe... If it doesn't go smoothly, if you don't want to find a way......

Just before Marx beckoned to me, I opened my eyes with a painful look on my face, and then ......

"You dead boy, you want to suffocate me!!" I jumped out of bed with my hands wide open like a monster, and the heavy quilt that covered my entire face was lifted away.

I glared angrily at the little P kid who was running at the speed of light, and he ran away so fast, and there was no shadow of him.

Depressed to pack up the messy quilt and fold it up, won't this bear child use some normal way to wake people up, this time I almost took a free ticket to the west of the sky, and I must take revenge in the future.

"Ah Shen, come and have breakfast!" said the mother's repeater-like voice outside the house.

"I'll be here right away~!"

After breakfast, I routinely received 5 yuan of pocket money, and I routinely YY outside the luxurious gate of the private Phoenix College, and then yawned all the way to the gate of my own school, where I was naturally a childhood sweetheart Lin Xi's sister, if it weren't for the opposite location of the address where they lived, then I would be able to enjoy the bridge section of being gently called up by a girl in Galgame.

"Ah Shen, didn't you wake up, you look very unenergetic. Lin Xi asked with some concern.

"Last night, the rain was sparse and the wind was sudden, and the heavy sleep did not kill the wine. As he spoke, I yawned again.

"However, it didn't seem to rain last night. Lin Xi smiled reluctantly, and a drop of sweat broke out on his head: "Moreover, I didn't know that Ah Shen would drink!"

"The reason for this is not for outsiders. "I'm trying to make myself more literary," please call me a literary boy Ah Shen in the future. ”

"Is there something on my mind so I didn't fall asleep, my eyes are black and black like tires. ”

It seems that Lin Xi selectively ignored my above paragraph.

"No matter how I say it, the dark circles under my eyes are naturally formed, let's just say that the artificially applied dark circles over there, can they compare to the natural me?" I looked proud and sneered at the girl who was wearing heavy makeup in my sight.

"Ahaha, it's different......"

It was another cheerful morning, and Lin Xi and I entered our classrooms separately.

As soon as the buttocks touched their seats, the head tilted, close to the table, I fell asleep, this is the nap twelve stunts in the "neck to be chopped", this sleeping position is common on the ancient guillotine, the posture seems to be unlucky, but the comfort is acceptable, but also to avoid the arm being numb, the only drawback is that the neck will be sore after getting up, but it is enough to take a nap.

After a while, the class bell rang, and the teacher with a horse's face came in, and he glanced at the classroom, and found that there was a student by the window who ignored the bell and slept openly.

"Stand up!"

"Hello students. ”

"Hello teacher!"

"Sit down. ”

As soon as he sat down, Mr. Ma Yan noticed that the boy who was sleeping openly had changed his sleeping style.

"It's actually a prostration. Teacher Ma Yan said secretly, because he often deals with some students who desert, so he also knows the twelve stunts of napping very well, and in the heart of Teacher Ma Face, a narration such as introducing martial arts stunts has sounded.

Prostration and worship ceremony: Although this sleeping posture is asleep, it still makes a salute to the teacher, which is comfortable and etiquette, reflecting the traditional virtues of the state of etiquette. The fly in the ointment is that the wrist will be numb, and there will be a red mark on the forehead, which will be unsightly.

I remember that this classmate's name is Ah Shen, right, he would rather sacrifice the foreign minister than respect the teacher, which is really admirable, but I won't open the back door for you because of this.

"The formula for this question is like this......" Teacher Ma Yan wrote a bunch of heavenly books on the blackboard, and then said in an unhappy tone: "Sleeping in my class is very serious, and I don't want to see anyone wander, so I will ask a classmate who is openly sleeping to come up and answer it." ”

After speaking, the horse-faced teacher moved his gaze to the target he had been looking at in the morning, only to find that the sleeping position of the student named Ah Shen had changed again. Holding his forehead with one hand and holding a pen and pestle in the other, he frowned as if he was thinking seriously.

"Twelve stunts, worry about the country and worry about the people!" said to the horse-faced teacher.

Worrying about the country and the people: It can not only be drowsy, but also give people a sense of contemplation and reverie, diligence and studiousness, it is a strengthened version of the "thoughtful" sleeping method, and the pen in his hand is the icing on the cake, out of the mind, even if he wants to deliberately make things difficult, it is not so easy.

If he named him and told him to get up and not sleep, then he would definitely say "Teacher, I didn't sleep" with a sober and innocent face.

This kind of student is bad, wait, I don't believe how long you can last in this position, and then I will be caught with pigtails!

"For the next interpretation question, let's talk about the book and turn to page 65......"

The classroom is a burst of muttering vocabulary, and many students can understand it when they are separated, but once they are connected, they can't understand it.

While lecturing, Mr. Ma Yan also paid attention to the bad student who maintained a "good posture", and when he wrote the formula on the blackboard again and turned back, he found that the bad student's posture named Ah Shen had changed again.

"The old monk is in the fixed form!" the horse-faced teacher could not hide the look of shock on his face.

The old monk enters the fixed formula: sitting in a precarious position, flat and stable, his eyes are slightly closed, and the fugue is too empty, and those who do not have a certain concentration cannot do it. It is not easy to be noticed because of the upright sitting posture, which is the best in the classroom sleeping position, and has been perfected. It is also a difficult skill among the twelve stunts, and there are only a handful of people in the entire school who can learn this skill.

The horse-faced teacher looked cautious, ordinary people can only master one or two sleeping positions, and they are irreplaceable in sleep, but the student in front of him actually used four stunts in a short period of time, according to his own judgment and experience, this bad student named Ah Shen is indeed in a state of sleep, but even so, he can adapt so naturally, it is really very human.

Unconsciously, Mr. Ma Yan regarded Ah Shen as his biggest opponent in his heart.

Jingle Bell Bell Bell ......

"It's noisy~" The corners of my mouth let out a dream, and I opened my somewhat confused eyes in the noisy alarm, wiped the saliva from the corners of my mouth, and looked left and right blankly.

One second, two seconds, three seconds, four seconds, ding!

Consciousness is back! By the way, I closed my eyes and took a nap for a while, did I fall asleep unconsciously, I should be going to class when I heard the alarm bell, prepare textbooks and prepare textbooks, today's first class is the famous teacher Ma, I heard that all the people who slept in class were caught by him, and in the end there was no good fruit to eat, so Zhong Erchun of his own class was invited by Zhu Liyuan, a teacher of the base, to talk about Sixiang ♂, and then everyone asked what happened in Sixiang ♂ education, Zhong Erchun looked like he was afraid of a 12-magnitude earthquake, and finally didn't ask anything。

Since then, Mr. Zhu Liyuan of the human chariot has become a good prescription for children's night crying.

"It's all over class, and you still use your textbooks to knit wool!" Wang Situ, who was a sworn friend, jumped over excitedly.

"Huh?" I tilted my head at a 30-degree angle.

"Ha your sister, you were so good in the last class!"

Wang Situ was so excited that he patted me on the shoulder like a hammer gopher, and it hurt so much that I had to take out the Desert Eagle and hold it against his jaw to calm him down.

"Don't, don't be impulsive! ”

"Say, what the hell is sesame, excited like this. "I calmly retract the Desert Eagle.

"When did you learn the twelve stunts of the class, even that horse face was planted in your hands, you are really my idol!" Wang Situ had starry eyes, looking like a fan.

Belch...... Probably the situation is clear, it seems that I accidentally slept in a class, and I also hid from the teacher Ma who is known as the nemesis of the god of sleep, should I feel honored?

"Of course you learn it in your dreams, and you still expect to learn it when you're awake. "I looked like I was teaching.

"That's right, I'll try to study in my sleep in the next class!" Wang Situ clenched his fists, and there was a flame in the background, and the whole person was burning.

Going astray~~ With this child's IQ, it is difficult for me to explain to him, so I simply don't explain it, the path is his own choice, and I am not responsible.

In the blink of an eye, I applied for a disclaimer for myself, even though only I could hear it.

At this moment, a familiar shaking of the earth came.

Teacher Zhu Liyuan, who was round like a ball, came, he didn't enter the classroom immediately, but glanced at it with mung bean-big eyes, and saw that all the classmates who were looking at him were shocked by his domineering, and they didn't dare to look at it directly.

Finally set his eyes on me.

"Squeak!" I let out a grieving cry as I hurriedly landed on the table with a tiger on the ground, my head writhing uneasily.

Wouldn't you be so unlucky, was you denounced by that woolen horse face?

The moment Wang Situ's gaze swept over, he slipped away at the speed of light very unrighteously, showing a woolen appearance that was out of control.

"Ah Shen, you come to my office and look for you if you have something. "I struggled to look up, Zhu Liyuan was waving to me, but how did I think it was Billy waving to me!?

"It's over. "My face is like ashes.

"Good all the way, martyr. "A bunch of schadenfreude slings.

"You remember ...... me"

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