Someone once said that all encounters in the world are reunions after a long absence, and this is the first encounter between He Xiangdong and Gao Bingsheng.

Although Gao Bingsheng's position in the cross talk industry is very important, and although He Xiangdong is now the most popular cross talk actor, these two are really seeing each other for the first time.

He Xiangdong turned his head to look at Gao Bingsheng, Gao Bingsheng also happened to meet He Xiangdong's eyes, looking at each other, but unfortunately there was no spark of love.

Gao Bingsheng bowed slightly at He Xiangdong, and the smile on his face was even worse.

He Xiangdong also smiled.

I don't know if I thought these two were old friends reunited.

He Xiangdong's gaze didn't stay on Gao Bingsheng for too long, and he set his eyes on the audience again.

glanced at the audience that was still full, and he said: "It's almost ten o'clock, and it's still full underneath, this is really love to listen to cross talk." ”

Xue Guo also responded: "This is all to praise us." ”

He Xiangdong answered: "The last one was a cross talk that our teacher Hou and teacher Shi said together, these two are old artists, they said it very well, let the two gentlemen go down to rest and rest, this one is replaced by us, let us tell you one." ”

Xue Guo nodded: "It's our turn." ”

He Xiangdong said: "When you get on stage, you still have to introduce yourself first." ”

Xue Guo said, "Then will you introduce me this time?"

"Haha......" The audience laughed at the time.

He Xiangdong was also laughing, and he said to the audience: "So when it comes to listening to our cross talk, you have to listen to it from the beginning, otherwise you won't know what others are laughing at." ”

There are really a lot of people in the audience who are inexplicable, they don't know what others are laughing at, these people are all late and haven't caught up with the first few burdens.

He Xiangdong didn't explain much, so he said to Xue Guo: "Don't worry, I will introduce you well this time." ”

"Hehe......" Xue Guo sneered twice.

He Xiangdong patted his chest lightly and said, "My name is He Xiangdong, and I am a primary school student in the cross talk world. ”

Xue Guo responded: "You're polite. ”

He Xiangdong smiled kindly and pointed at Xue Guo with his left hand.

Xue Guo had a smile on his face at that time, this was about to introduce himself, he just opened his mouth, ready to respond twice.

Who knew that He Xiangdong immediately took his hand back and said, "Then talk about this cross talk, pay attention to the four homework......

Xue Guo was stunned on the spot.

The audience laughed when they saw this.

He Xiangdong was still there and said with his eyebrows fluttering: "Oh, these four homework courses pay attention to singing when you take off your shoes." ”

Xue Guo grabbed He Xiangdong: "Don't take off your shoes, I smell a stench here." ”

Xue Guo is really excited today, and he has been rummaging over his baggage, and the audience is very happy.

He Xiangdong was still very puzzled: "Why are you pulling me?"

Xue Guo glared at the beads of his eyes and said, "What are you talking about me, what do you say, you just pointed at me, and you don't plan to introduce me at all, right?"

He Xiangdong also asked rhetorically: "No?"

Xue Guo snorted: "Nonsense." ”

He Xiangdong scratched his head and said, "I don't care, do I?"

Xue Guo was unhappy: "I have a so-called, if you come up with two people, you have to introduce them." ”

"Okay. He Xiangdong made do with it: "This is Xue Guo...... Teacher Xue Guo. ”

Xue Guo was satisfied this time: "Eh, that's right." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Actually, I don't need to introduce you, everyone knows that you are a star." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand and said politely: "Don't dare to be a star." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You're welcome, you're really a big star." ”

opened with a few words, and you will soon get into the right job, you are really a big star.

This is a new cross talk.

Xue Guo was a little flattered: "Hey, I'm still a big star here?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's right." ”

Xue Guo said: "Now the cross talk industry is sluggish, and it is not easy for me to become a big star as a cross talk actor." ”

He Xiangdong said: "No, no, no, you are not just involved in cross talk. ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "I still cross the border?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, you are like our actor Chu Qing, people are acting in movies, we Director Feng, this is a film director, and Andy Lau, this is a film and television song superstar, which is even more powerful." ”

Xue Guo was still beautiful: "What about me." ”

He Xiangdong pointed at him: "You are Quanqi." ”

Xue Guo wondered: "Quanqi?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, you can come to anything, you can fly a plane in the sky, you can drive a tank in the ground, and you can drive a yacht in the sea." Film and television songs, morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, poetry and poetry, playing the piano and singing songs, helping grandmothers cross the road, grabbing children to eat candy, there is no you will not. ”

Xue Guo was frightened: "I'm so capable." ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, take literature as an example, you are a big cultural person." You love to compete with those world-famous writers and poets, and whoever loses will learn from the puppy. ”

The audience laughed.

Xue Guo frowned: "Ah, what kind of writer is it, so slippery." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is your knowledge, this is a competition for literati. ”

Xue Guo clapped his hands: "This is good, then what are we comparing?"

He Xiangdong said loudly: "Idiom solitaire." ”

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "This room of world-famous writers is playing this broken game?"

He Xiangdong said: "Although the game is simple, it is not easy to play well. ”

Xue Guo responded: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Take a word and start playing idiom solitaire, a group of big writers thought of the evening from the morning, and finally came up with a word, heart, heart heart." ”

Xue Guo complained: "What kind of bullshit writer, just this broken word, you still need to discuss it for a day?"

He Xiangdong said: "This is culture, you look at this heart word, how good it is, you have to work hard to make literature, right?"

Xue Guo made do with it: "Okay, come quickly." ”

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves, like a butcher killing a pig: "There is a great writer standing up here, opening his mouth is just a word, and his heart is the same." ”

Xue Guo pondered: "Yin, this word is really difficult to accept. ”

He Xiangdong said to him: "You see that the knowledge has come out, right?"

Xue Guo nodded: "It's true." ”

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "If this is put on us ordinary people, it may not be able to come up right, but people are different, they are great writers." As soon as the words fell, he immediately stood up alone, heart to heart, ho, simple, seal, seal, seal thief father. ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo was stupid.

After He Xiangdong flattened the cushion and stabilized, he shook out such a burden, and the audience laughed.

He Xiangdong made persistent efforts and continued: "Father, father, father is harmful; ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo hurriedly pulled He Xiangdong, and the whole person was not good: "Wait a while, wait a while, what kind of writer is this, the whole room has a northeast flavor." ”