He Xiangdong also explained to him: "This is a great writer from the Northeast." ”

Xue Guo's whole person was not good: "What kind of writer is this, do you know how to read? I will compete with these people, and if you lose, you will learn to bark a puppy?"

He Xiangdong also said vigorously: "This is literature. ”

Xue Guo was speechless: "You're not very good, what kind of broken literature." ”

He Xiangdong said vaguely: "Okay, but no matter what, you are a big star, and you must be a first-line star at your level." ”

Xue Guo was very modest: "Don't dare to be a first-line star." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Metro Line 1." ”

The audience was amused.

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "The artists of Line 1?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, isn't it common on the subway, just singing a song, holding a broken bowl and asking for money." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand: "This is not a first-line artist, this is not good at all." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's all a joke, you are a real big star, artists fight to the end with culture, fame alone is not ability, culture is the ability." ”

Xue Guo responded: "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong turned to Xue Guo and said, "Like you, you are a truly literate person. ”

Xue Guo said: "Then I don't just know idiom solitaire?"

One sentence made the audience laugh.

He Xiangdong said: "That's definitely not it, you can write poems, you are a great poet, and the poems you make are all sensations in the literary world." ”

Xue Guo became interested: "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong took out the fan, poked it forward, and used it as a pen to write, and his mouth was still proudly reciting the poem: "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone." ”

Xue Guo was still beautiful, and said to the audience: "Hey, take a look at our knowledge." ”

He Xiangdong tapped twice more with his fan and said, "After the people fall into the West Mountain, let you kiss them enough." ”

Xue Guo was taken aback: "Huh?"

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong also said: "This is learning. ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "This is still knowledgeable, this kind of fried fritters at the door of the broken poem can be done in a day." ”

He Xiangdong also explained to him: "Knowledge, you don't understand this, don't you, but if you say the most powerful, you have to say that you make paintings." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "I can still paint?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's ah, this is ability, other people's paintings are all painting mountains and rivers and painting people, you are different, each of your paintings has a profound meaning." ”

Xue Guo was pleasantly surprised: "Hey, this is really capable." ”

He Xiangdong took the fan as a paintbrush again, and painted dots: "You pick up a brush, dip it in ink, and draw it on the best rice paper produced in Huizhou, with two white pigeons on the top and a dead sheep below." “

He Xiangdong threw the fan and raised his head, extremely arrogant.

Xue Guo asked, "There are two pigeons on the top and a dead sheep on the bottom, what does this mean?"

The audience was also very puzzled, looking at He Xiangdong one after another, and there were still a lot of brains to think about.

He Xiangdong nodded with his finger: "Listen, the two pigeons above, the sheep that have been dead below, the two pigeons, the pigeon, the pigeon, the sheep below, are dead." ”

After finishing speaking, He Xiangdong still raised his eyebrows and danced.

Xue Guo pondered on the stage.

After the audience was stunned, the audience laughed.

"Woo ......" boos broke the sky.

On stage, He Xiangdong was still using his figure.

Xue Guo finally understood, and pulled He Xiangdong back: "You can't broadcast this, this TV station is all recorded." ”

When this sentence came out, the audience laughed again.

The film crew of the TV station also smiled bitterly, they were ready to cut it for a long time.

Gao Bingsheng was also laughing and applauding, but he didn't mind He Xiangdong's burden at all.

On the stage, He Xiangdong snorted and said: "Why can't it be broadcast, the pigeon represents peace, the dove of peace." The sheep below represent people, and if there is no peace, people will die, what can't be sown here, what do you think?"

Xue Guo couldn't even say anything when he was choked.

"Wow......" There was another boo in the audience.

Xue Guo touched his nose and said embarrassedly: "I thought I was eating mutton." ”

"Wow......" was another round of boos.

He Xiangdong laughed: "The thinking of big stars is really different from our normal people." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand: "Go." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "What I just talked about is your achievements in the literary world. ”

Xue Guo complained: "What a broken achievement." ”

He Xiangdong said: "But if you want to say that you are really powerful, you have to talk about your achievements in our entertainment industry." ”

Xue Guo said: "Do I still have the ability in the entertainment industry?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said: "Of course, there is nothing you are not good at in the entertainment industry, singing, dancing, doing variety shows, making TV series, making movies, you don't know, not only that, you are also an anti-Korean pioneer." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "Cold-resistant, I'm going to support the snow disaster?"

He Xiangdong said: "No, anti-Korean, it's anti-Korean." ”

Xue Guo didn't understand: "Anti-Koreans?"

He Xiangdong said: "Koreans are amazing. Isn't there a saying that the world is yours, the world is ours, and sooner or later the world will be Korean. ”

Xue Guo was startled: "Huh, so powerful?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, Koreans have the universe in their hearts." ”

Xue Guo said: "The stick is really powerful." ”

The audience laughs.

He Xiangdong said: "So you have to fight against South Korea." ”

Xue Guo said: "Then I am also contributing to the country, so how did I resist South Korea?"

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves: "Beat the girl directly." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Hit people directly?"

He Xiangdong said viciously: "Big stars know martial arts, and no one can stop them." The girl's fist, the widow scratches, and the girl can't die. ”

Xue Guo frowned and said in disgust: "What kind of martial arts are these?" ”

He Xiangdong said: "This means that you are amazing, you are as famous as you, you know martial arts, and you are such a cultured star, but you can attract women to like it." ”

Xue Guo looked like a pig brother: "Yes, it's weird." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience burst out laughing.

He Xiangdong was amused by Xue Guo, he suppressed a smile and said, "Although there are many women who love you, you have to choose, you are a big star, and you really don't look down on ordinary people." ”

This sentence reached Xue Guo's heart, and Xue Guo immediately said: "That is, I'm not a casual person." ”

"Woo ......" was booed.

He Xiangdong also said: "Yes, if you want to like it, you have to like the best." ”

Xue Guo covered his face: "It's weird." ”

"Oh......" The audience is almost disgusted to death, they have never seen Xue Guo like this.

He Xiangdong said: "You like older mature women." ”

Xue Guo nodded and said, "The older ones will take care of people." ”

"Oh......" The boos in the audience almost drowned out Xue Guo.

He Xiangdong also smiled and said to the audience: "Radish greens have their own loves, some like the young, and some like the old." ”

Xue Guo nodded and responded, "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Like a first-line star like our teacher Xue Guo, he likes mature women. ”

Xue Guo said: "Mature women are mature women, don't keep mentioning big stars." ”

He Xiangdong sighed: "Teacher Xue really loves mature women, I can't love it anymore, I will go to the square to find a mature woman whenever I have time." ”

Xue Guoyi frowned: "Huh?"

He Xiangdong said loudly: "The mature women in the square, each one is sixty years old." ”

The audience laughed wildly.

Xue Guo was stupid: "Where is this mature woman, this is enough to be my aunt." ”

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "You are just like this, people give nicknames, push aunts and crazy demons." ”