Chapter Ninety-Six: Stupid Groundhog
If he was in the dormitory at this moment, Shi Lei's first reaction would definitely be to take off his pants and take a look. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
What the hell is this, isn't the quota used up?Why is it punished?And, the scepter, Lao Tzu is not finished with you, why is it such an important part?!
Fortunately, the blood mist didn't last long, Shi Lei didn't say a word, and the driver twitched his nose a few more times, as if he felt that the strange taste was gone, and he didn't have much to do.
"It seems to be gone again, maybe it's wafting from the window, why is it so like the smell of blood! It's still a little commotion! It can't be someone slaughtering sheep in the middle of the night, slaughtering sheep in the center of the city? These people are simply lawless!"
The driver complained two sentences and went to the place.
Shi Lei threw down the money, covered his crotch and trotted away.
The driver thought that Shi Lei's stomach hurt, shook his head and said, "This guy, dysentery?"
Shi Lei rushed directly to a gloomy alley, didn't care about much, turned on his mobile phone, borrowed the slight light of the mobile phone, and took off his pants.
The cold wind was biting, especially in this narrow alley, and Shi Lei was shivering from sleeping, and his buttocks and eggs were full of goosebumps from the freeze.
Shi Lei can't care about this, he just wants to know that his lifeline is still there!
The soreness just now was just a sudden moment, and it was gone soon, and along the way, Shi Lei only felt that his crotch was slightly numb, as if something had disappeared, and he pressed his hand twice and didn't press anything, which made him not panic.
"It must be there, it must be there, even if it's a little shorter, but don't disappear. Nima, Lao Tzu is still a virgin man, although he has a little inexplicable relationship with Yi Yi across clothes, but Lao Tzu is still a fake first brother! If this is gone, what will Lao Tzu do in the second half of his life? This is not Lao Tzu's happiness alone, but the happiness of a family, and the sexual happiness of two people!"
Shi Lei's mind was full of these strange words, and when his eyes fell on the trunk of the baby elephant in the bush of hair, Shi Lei finally fell to the ground with a stone in his heart.
It's okay, it's still there.
But why, just haven't seen you for more than half an hour, you look a little different?
Half an hour ago, Shi Lei just walked out of the screening room of the movie theater, went to the toilet, and saw his little brother with his own eyes.
And now, the little brother is no problem, but because of the sudden pain just now and the cold wind in the alley, he shrunk a lot and looked very embarrassed, but it is basically complete, and it should not be missing the upper half. Shi Lei estimated that the reason why he didn't touch it in the taxi just now was because of the automatic contraction after the pain, and because he was flustered and made some mistakes.
It is true that his appearance has changed, but Shi Lei can't tell what is the difference.
After staring at it for a long time, Shi Lei suddenly realized!
I'll take a break, so the length has changed a lot from before.
It's like a person who used to have long hair fluttering, but suddenly someone grabbed his hair and beat him, and all the hair on the top of his head was pulled off, and there was still scattered long hair around him, but the middle was as bald as the Mediterranean, revealing a blue and oozing scalp. With this kind of appearance, it is estimated that even if his own father and mother see him, they will think that their son is still the same son, but it has obviously changed. There is even a possibility that you will not be able to recognize it in a short period of time.
must have been punished, and the amount is quite small, estimated to be at the level of twenty, thirty, thirty or forty. Compared with the amount of 100,000 yuan, thirty or forty is only three or four thousandths of a thousandth, and this section has accompanied Shi Lei's bag for more than 20 years, and compared to Shi Lei's body, it is almost three or four thousandths of a thousandth.
But why? Why should Shi Lei be punished?
This week's quota has definitely been used up, Shi Lei is very convinced, so Zhang Liangliang said that he didn't want to go home, and Shi Lei agreed without thinking too much. At nine o'clock, even if he came back, he could only wait until twelve o'clock, it was better to watch a movie, and there was no need to find the scepter to check the quota anyway.
But now, the Scepter has given him a punishment. Even if this punishment is actually insignificant, and it can even be said that it is still some good for Shi Lei, even if he is not a patient with too long a foreskin, it will only be good for his future life as a man and woman, and it will not work! If the scepter can erase a part of his body at will, today it is a circumferential cutting of the skin, tomorrow it will be a circumferential cutting of the nose, the day after tomorrow gouges out an eye, and the day after tomorrow cuts an ear, what has become of Shi Lei?
Shi Lei was very angry, he was simply angry!
He's going to the Scepter for an explanation.
Putting on his pants, Shi Lei sighed that it was fortunate that there was no big deal, and at the same time angrily went straight to a self-service bank not far away.
Inserting the black card and entering the password, Shi Lei waited until the scepter had just shown the full picture, and then scolded: "Meow a mi! Are you sick? Why do you punish Lao Tzu? Why do you want to give Lao Tzu an excision operation!" Shi Lei was furious.
The scepter also seemed to be angry, and the scepter on the screen actually trembled a little, as if a person was angry.
"How dare you scold me, you stupid groundhog!"
Hey, last time it was a mole, and now you're a groundhog again! Are you related to rats?
"If you don't spend your own quota, of course you will be punished!"
Shi Lei knows very well that with the current relationship between Zhang Liangliang and himself, he can definitely be called a friend, and he has absolutely no problem inviting Zhang Liangliang to dinner. Moreover, if there is also a problem, it is not something that can be solved by cutting a bag, although more than two thousand is not much, the proportion that can be occupied is about two percent of the amount of one hundred thousand, two percent, and it is estimated that it is not enough to fill in the entire little brother.
In that case, Shi Lei doesn't think that there is anything else he hasn't spent his quota!
"I've spent all my quotas, and I've kept a record of every single one. Shi Lei opened his mobile phone angrily and pulled out an account book from it, on which except for today's consumption, every other transaction was clearly recorded.
"Your stinking stuff accounts for about 3.8/10,000 of your body, and when converted into a weekly amount, it should be thirty-eight yuan. Think about it for yourself, what kind of thirty-eight yuan has not been included in the quota? When you think clearly, you remember to apologize to me! Otherwise, insult your honorable master......" You may also realize that Shi Lei has already exposed the so-called master and slave matter, and the scepter said: "Otherwise, insulting the noble as me, you will be punished!"
"Punish your sister!" Shi Lei didn't pay attention to it at all, he knew very well that according to the rules of the black card, unless he didn't spend his quota, he would never be punished in any way.
However, Shi Lei really looked at it according to the records on his mobile phone.
Thirty-eight yuan, basically it can only be a taxi fare, such a small amount, Shi Lei really has no other expenses.
There was only one thirty-eight yuan on the bill for the whole week, which was recorded on Wednesday afternoon, and the time was marked at the back, close to two o'clock in the afternoon.
Shi Lei recalled carefully, close to two o'clock in the afternoon, where did he spend thirty-eight yuan, but there was no record of the use of this money.