Although it was already past nine o'clock, Zhang Liangliang was unhappy after calling her mother. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Uncle, can you not send me home so early?" Zhang Meimei said that she estimated that she would not come back until midnight, so let me go to bed early. It's the weekend, and I haven't been out for a week! Would you take me to play?

Shi Lei looked at Zhang Liangliang's pitiful little appearance, and said in his heart, forget it, anyway, he definitely doesn't plan to go to bed early today, and he always has to negotiate with the scepter after twelve o'clock. And he still has more than two hundred quotas this week, and he has to spend it.

So he said, "Okay, make an exception today." Let's go to the movies, there's a movie I want to see. ”

Zhang Liangliang wow, as long as she can stay with Shi Lei, she feels very happy, as for what she does, it doesn't matter.

"Uncle, you're very bad!" When Shi Lei bought the ticket, Zhang Liangliang kept squeezing his eyebrows with him on the side.

Shi Lei frowned and asked, "What's wrong with me?"

"Generally, if a man wants to chase a woman, he will invite him to dinner first and then watch a movie. While the movie theater is dark, you can pretend to accidentally touch a girl's hand. If the girl doesn't mind, it means that there is a play, and then you can hold hands. Holding hands for a while, you can also tentatively cuddle and hug, if this is not objectionable, haha, then it is basically no problem. Kiss the little face first, then kiss the little mouth, and even touch two handfuls ......"

Zhang Liangliang didn't finish her words, but Shi Lei's face turned black.

Look at the conductor, the boy is looking up at the sky with a "I didn't hear" expression. However, your acting skills are so exaggerated, do your managers know? Drag it out and get fired, you can't act, what are you doing blindly!

Shi Lei took the movie ticket and dragged Zhang Liangliang outside.

The cold wind is blowing, and it is really a little shivering.

But Shi Lei couldn't care about these anymore, but said to Zhang Liangliang seriously: "Zhang Liangliang, if you do this again, let alone watching movies in the future, you won't even have the opportunity to eat." And, I'll tell your mother that I'm quitting my job as a tutor. When the time comes, you can eat with whomever you like, and watch movies with whomever you like!"

Zhang Liangliang was very aggrieved, grabbed Shi Lei's arm with both hands, and swayed back and forth: "Uncle, what's wrong with you, I'm just joking with you." I know you won't hold my hand or kiss me, but is that a joke on you?"

"As for, of course, quite as not. Let me tell you Zhang Liangliang, you are still a child, if I don't look at it...... For ...... sake" Shi Lei didn't want to poke the chick's sadness anymore, so he had to skipped it vaguely: "For the sake of what, I'm really too lazy to pay attention to you, right?"

"I'm not a kid anymore, I'll be sixteen in December. ”

"Sixteen years old, you are still a child, do you know how old you are an adult according to the law? Eighteen years old!" Shi Lei was simply angry.

"Uncle, is it because I'm not beautiful enough?" Zhang Liangliang asked with big eyes, the eyelashes were even longer than those women who had brushed mascara, and they were really infuriating.

Shi Lei sighed and said, "You are very beautiful, but this has nothing to do with being beautiful, and you have also seen Yiyi, she is my girlfriend, you know?" In desperation, Shi Lei could only pull Sun Yiyi out as a shield.

"......Shh You're coming, I've had a good chat with my sister these days, she told me a long time ago, she grew up with you, childhood sweethearts, and the family hopes that you can get together, but you haven't even held hands now. ”

"I just took it yesterday!" Shi Lei was also speechless, this Sun Yiyi is really innocent, a little kid can get rid of her words.

"I don't care, and I don't plan to rob my sister. The first sister is too good, who wants to grab something from her, oh no, uncle, you are not a thing......"

Shi Lei's face darkened: "You're not a thing!"

Zhang Liangliang grinned and said, "I didn't mean that, but you must understand what I mean, uncle." I'm just saying, I'm definitely not going to rob you with my sister, it's a big deal to share!"

Shi Lei chiseled a chestnut down, but this time it was really hard, this crisp chisel almost didn't knock out Zhang Liangliang's tears.

"Ouch, uncle, why are you working so hard!"

Shi Lei said with a dark face: "This is still light, what is sharing, is this thing shared? No, no, I'm not a thing." Hey, I'm mad at you!"

was originally teaching Zhang Liangliang a lesson, but Shi Lei turned it into a joke, and as a result, the educational effect was not at all, and some only had a comedic effect.

Zhang Liangliang fluttered and laughed, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, and said in her mouth: "Ouch, hey, uncle, you are really funny, you are really going to laugh at me, you are more funny than Guo Degang, you are much stronger than Wang Zijian, you go and write a joke for the little prince, I can't watch the talk show of the post-80s generation recently, Dandan and Wang Jianguo are definitely poor in donkey skills." If you go, this show will be popular all over the country, you will really amuse me!"

Shi Lei was completely speechless, he found that as long as he talked to Zhang Liangliang, he would not be angry, and this chick really couldn't afford to be angry, Shi Lei suspected that if he continued to contact her like this, he would have to be played to death by her.

"If you don't watch the movie, I'll send you home!" Shi Lei had no choice but to use the killer feature.

Zhang Liangliang was stunned for a moment, she looked at Shi Lei, and tears flashed in her eyes.

Sun Yiyi is like this, Zhang Liangliang is like this, are you girls really made of water? Why do you all love to cry so much!

"Don't cry!" Shi Lei could only strictly prohibit it.

Zhang Liangliang pouted and said, "Then you take me to watch a movie, I don't want to go home!"

Shi Lei was afraid of her, so he had to say: "Okay, take a look, what do you want to eat and drink, I'll buy it for you, my little ancestor!"

The tears in Zhang Liangliang's eyes disappeared instantly, and the smile on her face was like the New Year: "Popcorn, ice cream, and a Coke!"

Shi Lei returned to the cinema with a black face, bought things according to the recipe of the little ancestor, plus movie tickets, the quota was just spent this week, no matter what, there was still good news.

"Don't be like this, uncle, don't be angry, I promise you, I will never take advantage of you in the dark lights in the movie theater, okay?"

Shi Lei really wanted to scold, and it was a swear word, but he just glared at Zhang Liangliang, and seeing that the time was almost up, he went straight to the screening hall.

Check in and enter, the movie is not bad, it is what Shi Lei has always wanted to watch, and it is a comedy, Zhang Liangliang is also extremely happy to watch, the popcorn in her hand is sprinkled on Shi Lei from time to time with her barbell-like laughter, Shi Lei can only helplessly pick it up one by one and put it in his mouth to eat.

The movie ended, and the time was very late, although the chick strongly asked for supper, Shi Lei ignored it at all and forcibly sent her home.

Looking at the time, there were only ten minutes left until twelve o'clock, Shi Lei was crazy with his second sister this night, and he was really tired, although it was not far, he still stopped a taxi and sat in the back seat with his eyes closed.

Suddenly, the taxi driver sniffled vigorously and asked, "Do you smell anything strange, young man?"

It's okay not to say it, but Shi Lei only felt a hot pain in his crotch, and he clearly saw a faint blood mist rising from his crotch......

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