Chapter 2 The head is blooming
"Hello everyone, I'm Lu Ying~!"
An appearance of about ten years old, a little baby fat little round face, very cute and full of vitality of the lively Lori introduced herself enthusiastically: "Hobbies are watching anime, I like to eat lollipops, I hope to get along with my brothers and sisters in the future!"
Just imagine, a Lori who likes to watch anime and has the attributes of a house, and it's the kind that likes to eat lollipops that are easy to abduct at a glance~ Think of this Lolita while eating the lollipop she gave her, and at the same time calling her brother and sister's cute appearance, so ......
"Oh oh oh!" The souls of the male compatriots awakened and they all made the surprise of the "four foreigners". Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Kawaii~" The maternal hormones of the female compatriots have also awakened, and their eyes reveal a dangerous desire to take them home and have a good time.
And I,I'm already in the same place.,For no other reason.,I think readers with God's perspective should be able to guess through the name Lu Ying.,That's right.,That thing is Mary Sue Green Sakura who was corrected and sent back to her hometown by me yesterday.,Anyway, why did she come here as a transfer student.,Nima, the classic plot in the anime, is it finally my turn?
Wait, the memory of this thing should have been deleted according to Innis, so does she remember me, I hope not, otherwise the fun will be great......
"Darling~"
Two affectionate and simple words easily shattered my fluke mentality, it's over, the memory of this thing is still there.
Realizing that I had become the center of attention, I wanted to bury my head under the table through the cracks in the ground, and I now experienced the ostrich mentality.
Teacher Zhu Liyuan first coughed twice in a voice like Hong Zhongda, and then said as if angry: "Since Lu Ying, you know A Shen, then you can share the table with A Shen." ”
"Hmm!" Lu Ying agreed with a happy expression.
"Yang Huiling, you just sit next to Zhong Erchun and give up your seat to classmate Lu Ying. ”
"Uh...... Yes, Teacher. Yang Huiling seemed to hesitate, and then changed positions.
"Darling~ What are you doing?" Lu Ying was restless as soon as he sat down.
I couldn't hide, so I just didn't hide, so I raised my head and asked with a very innocent and dazed expression: "What are you talking about, this children's shoes, you recognize the wrong person." ”
"Kouhu, don't come~" Lu Ying pushed me coquettishly and said with a smile: "We got married yesterday... Uh-huh-m-hmm......"
I hurriedly covered her mouth and whispered in horror: "I admit that I am joking, you must not say such state secrets!"
"Ahem, Ah Shen and Lu Ying, it's class time, what kind of fight between men and women has become. Teacher Zhu Liyuan reminded with a displeased expression, and we are also like children who know their mistakes in the laughter of gossip around us, and then Teacher Zhu Liyuan added: "Fighting between men and men is the king ♂, and they will not be criticized and preached by teachers and parents, you have to remember." ”
The whole class of "......" was cold.
"Darling, this teacher is so weird. Lu Ying covered her mouth and whispered as if stealing a chicken.
"It's good to get used to it, you girls may not think it, but he is definitely a dangerous existence in the hearts of our boys......"
After speaking, I looked at Lu Ying, who was in Lori's figure at a forty-five degree angle in my new house, and thought about it, the age of this thing is only about 10 years old, and if the IQ is still the level of being possessed by the brain silkworm, it should only be the level of a primary school student, but why did I come up in the second class of junior high school? It feels really strange.
But in the next second, I immediately got the answer in the mouth of Zhu Liyuan, the teacher: "Lu Ying has been paralyzed due to a car accident and has been hospitalized for a long time, and she just woke up not long ago, and the amazing thing is that Lu Ying's brain has opened up the brain development of Ren Du's second vein LV_UP which caused the central nervous system to be abnormal, and she suffered neuralgia and jumped to our class ...... on a rocket."
I rubbed my ears, it looked like I was hallucinating, listen again.
"In a word, Lu Ying now has the knowledge of the second year of junior high school, and now she is your classmate, you have to take good care of her, understand. ”
Everyone had a son-in-law's firm expression on his son-in-law's face when he heard his father-in-law entrust his daughter to him.
"Okay, then let's start the lesson, turn the book to page 69 of the Ten Analects, Zi said: See the rotten thoughts, see the rotten and introspect ......."
In this regard, we expressed our calmness and automatically filtered the rot into a virtuous.
Classes are over
A few boys and girls who had a good relationship with me came over as if they were in the market, and the gossip was full of energy.
"Sister Lu Ying, where do you live, how many people are there in the family?"
"Does Lu Ying want to ♂ play with me after school?" said a lewd boy.
"What's the point of going with you, come with ♀ me. "A lewd girl.
"Kouhu! should be playing ♂ with me!"
Belch...... What's wrong with this group of guys, it stands to reason that they shouldn't behave so discordantly, is Lu Ying's brain silkworm still exerting influence?
"Don't want to!" Lu Ying wrapped her arms around me and pouted, "I want to play with Darling." ”
"Wow, Ah Shen, you didn't even let Lori go. "Seeing that I put Lori, the lonely, empty, and cold Wang Situ is called an envy, jealousy and hatred.
"Why do you say Ah Shen is your darling?" asked Xiang Jiewen, the squad leader who appeared for the first time (want to kiss?).
"Because we got married in church last time and made a testimony that we would love each other for the rest of our lives. Lu Ying's whole body leaned happily on my arm.
=mouth=
This is not the expression of me alone, this is the expression of most people, all of them look surprised to see the divine beast, and I instantly feel that something is wrong.
"You beast, you actually attacked Lori!" Zhong Erchun, who has been arguing with me from time to time, breathed fire in his eyes.
Seeing their jealous looks, I was a little refreshed, and I said disdainfully, Cut! You want to be a beast and you don't have the conditions to be a beast!
"Didn't you say that minors in country Z are not allowed to get married, when will it be changed back to the system of the Tang and Song Dynasty Loli Control Code. Xiang Jiewen asked questions keenly, and she really deserved to be the squad leader, her mind was quite normal, but the place where she complained seemed to be a little wrong.
"Ah Shen, do you know her?" Xiang Jiewen saw that my expression seemed to turn around in place for twenty turns, and she was a little confused,
"Ah, what's this......" I scratched my cheek with my empty left hand and glanced up at my eyes, "It's the first time I've seen Lu Ying in this world." "Heaven is above, I am indeed not lying, I am willing to swear by the chastity of the readers who read this book, if there is a violation, the chastity of the readers will not be given away for the rest of their lives.
"Ouch!" something hit me on the head, it hurt.
"Darling and I were married when the previous world was broken. Lu Ying rubbed my arm, not caring about how shocking the words were.
"Do you understand online dating...... "My face is calm and nervous, don't see through it.
Fortunately, everyone had the same expressions as they were, and they didn't dig deeper.
Suddenly, Zhong Erchun's face became extremely shocked, and his trembling hand pointed at me, and the others also looked at me, and then they also had the same wonderful expressions.
"Ah Shen, you ......"
"What's wrong?"
I was puzzled by the way everyone saw the beast.
"Darling, your head is blooming!" Lu Ying was also surprised, but she was a little more curious and excited than the others, "It's so romantic~"
I scratched my head, and it seemed that I had touched a long part that looked like a flower stem, and then I touched it up, and it seemed that I had touched the part of the petal......
I was dumbfounded, is this the retribution for my swear of the reader's chastity at will......