"In other words, you turned out that the world was broken and destroyed for some reason, and after Enise sent you back, she found that the world had disappeared and there was no place for you, so she took you in with the mentality that there is no problem with a harmless traveler in this world. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

After listening to Lu Ying's statement, I finally understood the reason why this product, who was supposed to "go back to his hometown", was transferred to my class, and how could she go back when her hometown was gone.

"Well, Sister Enise seems to have been played by another strange time-traveler, and even the world seed was snatched by that time-traveler and could not be recovered, so I could only stay in her backyard. "Lu Ying eats the lollipop I carry with me to kidnap Lori, and she doesn't have any negative emotions about the destruction of her hometown.

World Seed, I've heard a new term, but Ennice lives in the Phantom Flower Garden, so what is her backyard?

I asked this question, and the answer was, "This is the world, and Sister Innis's backyard is the whole world." ”

Well, it's so TM powerful, it's worthy of being the master of the world!

"Darling~ Tell me about everyone after work. ”

"Call me Ah Shen. I very calmly rejected Lu Ying's ambiguous title that provoked reverie, "But judging by age, you can call me Ah Shen Gege." "It seems that this title is also very reverie.

"Oh. Lu Ying pouted and replied very reluctantly.

I also introduced it to Lu Ying, after all, people will be mixed in the class in the future, and they must first figure out the names of the children's shoes that they will get along with day and night in the future.

"The name of our class shoes is a bit special, but it's easy to remember because it's special. I glanced at the two boys who were gagging to the side: "For example, those two people, named Fan Tong and Fan Jian, are two brothers. ”

"Rice bucket and cheap?" Lu Ying stopped eating lollipops, and only woke up after five seconds, and then giggled without scruples: "Rice bucket and cheap, what an interesting name!"

"Okay, okay, stop laughing, move on to something else. "I stopped Lu Ying's behavior of making fun of others with a serious expression, even if people's names are a little off the line, they can't laugh so blatantly, and snickering behind their backs will be~

"There are more siblings in our class, so let's not talk about the two Fan Tong and Fan Jian, there are still two brothers there. I pointed to the two lewd boys who were looking at the girls in the playground from the window: "Their surname is Xia, one is called Xia Niu, and the other is called Xia Jian, it's easy to remember." ”

"Dirty and cheap, I remember. "Lu Ying wanted to laugh under my gaze, but she didn't dare to laugh, she was holding back so hard~

"There are also rare triplet brothers and sisters over there, the eldest is called Lu Yidian, the second is called Lu Liangdian, and the third is called Lu Shandian. ”

"It's easy to remember a little dew, two dew and three dew. Lu Ying stared at the three goods with interest and nodded vigorously, "But why are they still wearing clothes and not revealing anything?"

"Go and go, be serious, people will show when they are happy, what does it matter to us?" Sensing that the three goods seemed to have a bad look, I quickly shifted the target: "Ahem, let's look over there, those three people are also triplet brothers." ”

"What's their name?" Lu Ying's eyes were full of anticipation, it seemed that she had been poisoned by the names in this class.

"Their father is the director Wei Yan, and their mother is Wei Bing, a famous singer in our city, and the names of their three brothers are Wei Teng, Wei Suan, and Wei Zhan. ”

"The stomach of the family is not normal, huh?" Lu Ying couldn't help laughing again, but fortunately, she covered her mouth under the gaze of my reminder and stopped in time, "What a funny name~ Don't you think Darling?"

I ignored her Darling's name and continued: "Over there are brothers Zhang Dekai and Zhang Bukai, and their family sells utensils, such as scissors, pliers, and so on. ”

When I was in the first year of junior high school, I was already messy, and now I am numb, but I still keep a serious face: "What's strange about the name Wei Bing, could it be that the actress Fan Bing is also called sick?"

At this time, a guy with a fierce face, five big and three rough, who was not easy to mess with at first glance, came over.

"Oh no, Qin Shou is here. I lowered my voice and didn't look directly at him.

"Beast?" Little Lori Lu Ying was also a little frightened.

The place where Qin Shou passed was silent and silent, but fortunately he was just passing by and immediately disappeared from our field of vision.

"Whew~ scare me. I patted my chest and breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't pay attention to that kind of guy, you just need to remember that his name is Qin Shou." ”

Lu Ying nodded in understanding.

"After I take a daughter-in-law in the future, I will also give birth to a few multiple births and raise several big fat sons!" This is the boastful declaration of a certain hanging silk over there.

Hearing this voice, I suddenly remembered such a guy, and pointed in an indifferent tone: "That thing is called Liu Chan." ”

"Miscarriage, ......" Lu Ying's sympathetic eyes.

"And Jiao Hougen, Du Qiyan over there, Yan Pi ......"

"Heels, navel, eyelids, ......," Lu Ying repeated my words to strengthen her memory.

"That girl's name is Ma Pijing, a little annoying, she behaves like a five-way bar in front of the teacher, and many of us don't like her very much. Old"

"Sycophant~"

"That boy's name is Xia Huren, and he likes to play pranks. ”

"Scare people......" Lu Yingtou nodded non-stop, looking very serious about it.

"That girl's name is Zhen Taoyan, but people don't hate it at all~ You can't take people by name. I shook my finger at the posture of the elders teaching the juniors, "There are a few girls you can contact and communicate with more, such as Hu Lijing, Feng Womei, Lai Yuejing and the class leader Xiang Jiewen." ”

Next, I will explain the names of the remaining children's shoes one by one:

Wei Junzhi - hypocrite

Wang Guojun - the king of the dead country

Ji Congliang

Mai Ying - Prostitution

Cao Linliang - You know

Bi Yuntao - Condoms

Han Xiangsheng - I still want to live

Gou Xueji - Dogs learn chickens

Luo Tiren - Naked people

Hua Yandan - test sheet

Pang Guang - bladder

Shen Jingbing - Neuropathy

Yang Wei - Impotence

Shi Zhenxiang and Shi Yigang have names before they appear. Of course, people like Wang Situ, Zhong Erchun, and Li Pengzhi are also introduced.

The conclusion is ......

"This lineup, our class can be regarded as an unprecedented powerful force...... "I looked up to the sky and sighed, there is a lot of momentum in our second and third classes of junior high school, who will compete with each other."

When the school first entered the school census, a teacher with a bad heart saw the names of the new students in our class, and he foamed at the mouth and sent him to the ambulance on the spot.

"Well, do you remember everything?"

Lu Ying's eyes rolled, and then said with a smile: "Eight or nine are not far from ten, these names are easy to remember." ”

"That's fine. ”

Should I say that it really deserves to be the former Mary Sue, and it doesn't matter if I hear the name of the SAN value.

"By the way......" Lu Ying seemed to think of something, and asked curiously, "What is your full name, Darling?"

“Need_not_to_know.”

Xiao Lu Ying, who didn't have enough IQ and couldn't understand bird language, was defeated......