Chapter 664 - Catch up and let you hehe
Niu Struggle asked the taxi driver to send him to the "Cucumber" Slimming Weight Loss Center, but the taxi driver pulled him to a cucumber planting base in the suburbs, a large greenhouse.
"I'll go, aren't you pressed well, I asked you to send me to the cucumber slimming weight loss center, but you sent me to the cucumber planting base, can this slimming weight loss and planting be the same thing?"
The taxi driver sued the cow to struggle, why is this not the same thing, it is also a cucumber place, maybe this weight loss center is in this cucumber field.
Niu Zhan was so angry that he wanted to pounce on the taxi driver, and the driver was so frightened that he was pressed into a book thick by this goods just now, and now he pressed it again, it could only be so thick as a junior high school student's writing book.
Although he has been running taxis in Xiaoyue City for decades, he has never heard of a "cucumber" weight loss center, and it is not clear where this place is.
Niu Struggle asked the driver to use the navigation guide, but the taxi driver did not find out that there was this "cucumber" weight loss center, so he told Niu Struggle that it would be in this greenhouse, Niu Struggle was going to pounce on him again, and the taxi driver called again, since you don't have a card, there must be a phone number and address on it, you take out the card to see if it is clear.
As a result, when the cow struggled to touch his body, he couldn't find anything except dozens of leaves, and the card was long gone.
"I'm going, how can I find this, such a big Xiaoyue City, if you want to find such a broken weight loss center, it's not like looking for a needle in a haystack." β
The taxi driver scratched his head, such a big place as Xiaoyue City, not including these suburban places, if you want to find an unknown "cucumber" weight loss center, that is to find a needle in a haystack, I really don't know where to find it.
The taxi driver also said, isn't it just a weight loss center, that Xiaoyue City is everywhere, you just find a random one, Niu Zhan doesn't think so, he thinks this "cucumber" weight loss center, he is Mo This "cucumber" weight loss center is the only one, you have been driving a taxi in Xiaoyue City for decades, and you don't even know a weight loss center, so your taxi is not in vain.
Niu Zhan sued the taxi driver, you will turn Xiaoyue City upside down for me, and you must also find out this "cucumber" slimming weight loss center, otherwise, you will only lose weight and become a piece of waste paper.
The taxi driver also asked Niu Struggle, why should it become a piece of waste paper, and not a useful piece of paper?
Niu Struggle told the taxi driver, I will press you into a piece of paper, and then pull on this piece of paper.
As soon as the taxi driver heard this, he didn't dare to go against the will of Niu Struggle anymore, he drove the taxi all over the street, he really looked like he was turning Xiaoyue City upside down, looking for this "cucumber" weight loss center little by little.
The taxi driver was crying while driving the car, today he lost a lot, he didn't earn a penny, and he took a thousand dollars of fuel, in order to find this broken "cucumber" weight loss center, his car tires were also blown three times, repaired and continued to run.
The taxi driver ran until one o'clock in the morning to find the "Cucumber" slimming weight loss center on the outskirts of Xiaoyue City, this sign is hanging on a willow tree with a crooked neck, this brand is not very conspicuous, if you don't pay special attention, you really can't find this weight loss center.
When the taxi driver put Niu Struggle down, he found that this "cucumber" weight loss center was the cucumber planting base he found at the beginning.
"I'll go, you bull terrier, you caused me to run for a night, I still ran to the same place, pity my more than 1,000 yuan of oil, and my three new tires. β
When the taxi driver found out about this situation, he almost hit his head and died in his taxi, or Niu Struggle persuaded him to want to drive, anything can happen in life, you have to think forward, don't look for a short-sighted view for such a small thing.
"I'll go, the matter didn't happen to you, of course you won't be heartbroken, but I have lost thousands, if you want to earn this money back, you have to run hard for a long time, you really don't have back pain when you stand and talk!"
Niu Zhan patted the taxi driver's shoulder: "Brother, is it easy to mourn, if you come, you will be safe, you should be ruined and eliminate disasters, and you should meet a ghost today." β
The taxi driver looked up to the sky and shouted: "Didn't I meet a ghost, I met you debt collector, and I lost my underwear." β
The taxi driver was whining, and then another taxi came, and stopped next to his taxi, and out of that taxi came a big fat man, also dressed in a leaf suit, and looked like this ox struggle.
The driver of the stopped taxi also got out of the car, and he walked up to the crying comrade driver, patted him on the shoulder and said.
"Brother, what's the matter with you, why are you so sad, it looks like you've lost thousands of dollars!"
"Oh, brother, it's not a loss of thousands of dollars, your brother and I ran for a day and a night, but we didn't earn a penny, and we lost thousands of dollars. β
The taxi driver from before looked at the taxi driver from behind, and he was even more heartbroken, and he told him what had happened, but the taxi driver behind him also cried when he heard it.
"Brother, we are both fallen people at the end of the world, we are sympathetic to each other, the situation you encountered, your brother I also encountered it, I also ran for a day and a night, I didn't earn a point in the ball, and I lost thousands of dollars in vain, not to mention that I ran hard, I really met a ghost!"
The two taxi drivers were sick and cried, and the howl was heard for miles, as if their relatives had been in an accident.
Niu struggles no matter how sad the taxi driver is, his purpose is to find this "cucumber" slimming weight loss center, when he came to this cucumber planting base for the second time, he still has some hard time to believe, how can this cucumber planting base be connected with this weight loss center, although there are two words cucumber, this is also a wind horse and cow are not related.
However, Niu Zhan clearly saw that there was a sign hanging on this crooked neck willow tree, which was named "Cucumber" Slimming Weight Loss Center, and there was an arrow on the sign, which pointed to the place in the cucumber planting base, that is, the place in the greenhouse.
Could it be that this "cucumber" slimming weight loss center is to let people who are losing weight grow cucumbers or pick cucumbers.
Niu Zhan looked at the palm-sized sign and looked stupid, and he found that there was a person exactly like himself, who walked past him, ran directly to the greenhouse, and entered the greenhouse.
"Could it be that this is really the "cucumber" slimming weight loss center, this is their guest, look at his fat body like my cow struggle, he is also here to lose weight. β
Niu struggled and pondered for a while, thinking that this may be the "cucumber" weight loss center, he also thought that he would be at ease, that is, let himself plant cucumbers, fertilize and water manure to cucumbers, maybe this is really a good way to lose weight, then rural people are like this non-stop work, as a result, their bodies are very good, not only not tortured by illness, but also to maintain a good figure, to seventy or eighty years old is really like a cucumber-like figure.
Niu Struggle thought of this, followed the back of the man's buttocks, and walked towards the greenhouse, there are very many greenhouses here, there are forty-five greenhouses, connected into a large area, the person went into the first greenhouse, and Niu Struggle also followed into the first greenhouse.
After entering the greenhouse, Niu Struggle found that there was a hole in the greenhouse, which not only had cucumbers all over the ground, but also lit up the lamp, shining as bright as day.
Niu Struggle also found that the cucumber field in the greenhouse was not a cucumber field like in the countryside, and there was still a drainage ditch in the middle of the piece, but the cucumber field here was a ring like a track and field track, and inside the ring were cucumbers, each circle was bigger than the other.
Niu Struggle also found that there was a beautiful woman standing at the entrance of the greenhouse, this beauty was only wearing a three-point style, and the rest of the places were exposed, showing a sweet smile, like the toll collector of the high-speed toll station, and it was more alive than the smile of those toll collectors, the smile of those toll collectors was too stiff, as if they were all carved out of a mold, which made people feel very unnatural, but this beauty was very natural.
"Sir, I'm a waiter at the 'Cucumber' Slimming Weight Loss Center, I'm the No. 2 waiter, so sir just call me No. 2 rice. β
"What, call you No. 2 rice, what kind of strange nickname is this, why does it make people think a little crookedly. β
Niu Struggle is very strange, what is the nickname of this waiter, I always feel that it makes people think very crookedly.
"Sir, you men want to be crooked, it's not related to nicknames, but to your brains, we just don't have nicknames, as long as we stop here, you men will think crookedly. β
This beauty is talking, and at the same time the murder is straight, the cow struggle wants to be crooked even more, he also thinks that this beauty's words are reasonable, men are this virtue, as long as they see the beauties, they will want to be crooked, not to mention that the beauty in front of him is quite beautiful, and he is wearing a three-point style, so if he doesn't want to be crooked, it is a man with a problem.
"Beauty, you are really a 'cucumber' weight loss center, do you want us to come over and plant cucumbers, or let us pick cucumbers?"
The beautiful woman nodded: "Sir, we are here is the 'Cucumber' Slimming and Weight Loss Center, we don't let you grow cucumbers, we don't let you pick cucumbers, we let you chase me." β
"Ah, let me chase you, can I catch up?"
Niu Zhan looked at the beauty in front of him, this figure is quite well-proportioned, just like the coach who practices bodybuilding, and like the coach who practices yoga, the figure is extremely good, how can he catch up with this beauty.
The beautiful woman smiled calmly at Niu Struggle: "Sir, don't call me a beauty, you have to call me No. 2 rice, remember to call me No. 2 rice."
Sir, things are man-made, especially you men, as long as there are benefits ahead, then you will go to the soup.
Sir, No. 2 Misuo sΓΉ you, as long as you can catch up with me, I will still have a reward. β
"Yes, No. 2 rice, if I catch up with you, what reward will you have?"
Niu Struggle's eyes glowed green, he felt that this reward should be not small, and he also hoped to get a reward in his life.
The No. 2 rice beauty smiled sweetly again: "Sir, as long as you catch up with No. 2 rice, my No. 2 rice will let you hehe!"