Chapter 663 If you want to lose weight, go buy a house
Niu struggled to fight with the big truck driver, but the big truck driver didn't figure out the situation, he just saw that this person was very familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere, and his face looked like the bull terrier.
Niu Struggle sued the driver, he is not a Bull Terrier, he is a Cow Struggle, Niu Struggle is a dog, and the Bull Terrier is a person, you treat the Bull Terrier as a dog, and Niu Struggle as a person, then he must fight to take revenge.
The driver of the big truck thought that whether it was a bull terrier or a cow struggle, it was the same result, it was a dog, and if he wanted to fight, let the horse come.
Niu Struggle found that this big truck driver was not only more than 1.8 meters tall, but he also weighed more than 200 pounds, and his arms were thicker than the thighs of ordinary women.
"Are you a bull terrier, or a cow struggle, don't you want to fight with me, the driver will let you punch three times first, after you finish three punches, then I will only punch you, what do you think?"
The big truck driver gave Niu Struggle a multiple-choice question, and the traffic police persuaded Niu Struggle to give up this fight, although you are a sturdy bull terrier dog, but you are not the driver's opponent at all, that is, the egg touches the stone.
Niu Struggle doesn't think so, he has to accept this multiple-choice question, he can't lose the face of a dog, not to mention that he is the face of a bull terrier, which is bigger than other dog faces, even bigger than human faces.
Niu Zhan also told the driver of the big truck that he would not take advantage of the driver, he would not fight three fists, since it was a fight, he should be treated fairly, one person hit one fist, he could fight first.
The big truck driver was dismissive of Niu Struggle, since you only chose to fight with a fist, it was your personal problem, which also proves that you want to die sooner.
Before Niu Struggle was beaten, he also asked the truck driver, which part of the dog are you most afraid of, and the big truck driver replied very simply Niu Struggle, he is most afraid of the dog biting his own part, he was once bitten by his own dog, and almost turned himself into a eunuch.
Before the truck driver finished speaking, Niu Zhan launched an attack on the truck driver, he opened his big mouth and bit the driver's side, Niu Zhan found it quite accurately, only to hear the big truck driver scream like killing a donkey in an instant.
"My mother, why don't you play your cards according to the rules, you didn't mean to punch, why did you bite me. β
Niu struggled and said: "Hmph, this is called knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible, don't you humans all say this, we dogs have mastered your human weaknesses, I just found out your weaknesses, I will attack your weaknesses." β
This truck driver has once again experienced the pain of ten years ago, and the feeling of breaking the thread and not wanting to live has come back spontaneously, but he has not died of pain.
Niu Struggle won a fight, he also had a request, he must let the truck driver send him back, he asked the truck driver to send him to Xiaoyue City, these traffic police also obeyed Niu Struggle's request, let the truck driver send Niu Struggle to Xiaoyue City, but the truck driver shook his head, he is now attacked by Niu Struggle, he also needs your traffic police to send him to the hospital for first aid, how can I still have the ability to send him to Xiaoyue City.
Indeed, Niu Struggle's mouth is too powerful, his teeth are more powerful than the dog's teeth, and he almost turned the big truck driver into a eunuch.
Several traffic policemen thought of a way for Niu Fen to stop a car to take Niu Fen back to Xiaoyue City, but a taxi came, which was stopped by several traffic police, and asked the taxi to take Niu Fen to Xiaoyue City, but the taxi driver scratched his head, his own taxi was already full, and there were three people sitting in the back row, so he couldn't take Niu Fen away.
Jiao warns sΓΉ this taxi driver, don't look at the huge size of this cow struggle, he is a dog, a gentleman dog with a bull terrier, can't you take a dog, the three people in the back row can hold him.
Several traffic policemen forced Niu Zhan to stuff the back seat of the taxi, pressed it on the bodies of the three passengers, and asked the three passengers to reach out and hold him, he was a pet dog.
A few traffic police officers also told the taxi driver, you can't charge the money for the cow's struggle, the taxi driver sued the traffic police, you can rest assured, I have been driving a taxi for decades, and I have never confiscated the dog's taxi fee, although the dog is a little heavier and weighs more than 200 pounds, so it can't charge a penny.
Niu Struggle is very grateful to these traffic police, and when they parted, they also relaxed their minds, that is, the unit was fired as a temporary worker, you don't have to be sad, you just think this is one of many incidents, then you don't have to worry about it.
Those few traffic policemen saw off the cow struggle with red eyes, they told the cow to struggle, we are human beings, we can't see it like you dogs, this thing doesn't happen to anyone, no one will have a loss, no one will have so many feelings.
Once we are fired as temporary workers, how will we live the rest of our lives, what about the mortgage on the house and the car, and what about the children's tuition fees, a lot of troubles will follow.
The three people behind the taxi were so thin, in the eyes of Niu Struggle, it was really a cucumber before the Dragon Boat Festival, Niu Struggle was lying on their bodies, and he heard the bones and joints of these three people, as if they were crushed by him.
"Hehe, three humans, I'm sorry, our dogs have better living conditions, and their bodies are developing faster than yours, so you can take it easy." β
"But no, why are you bull terriers so fat, are you eating too much at McDonald's, or are you eating too much barbecue at roadside stalls, why did it develop so quickly. β
The three of them, who were as thin as cucumbers, were pressed and weak, and it took a long time to say a word, and the cow struggled and laughed.
"You are all wrong, we dogs can eat this kind of food, like me such a gentleman's dog, the owners are very pampered, our masters are also big tyrants, I eat and live in five-star hotels every day, eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, what abalone, shark fin and crabs to eat casually, eat and sleep and then eat, the result is like this, I am now very envious of human beings like you, how good this physique is, just like three cucumbers, how much money to save weight loss." β
The three passengers said: "We didn't have such a physique before, we used to be very fat, we were nearly 200 pounds, and then we slowly lost weight." β
Niu struggle feels particularly amazing, how did you lose weight, these three passengers told sΓΉ Niu struggle, since they bought a house, they have been tightening their belts all day long to pay off the mortgage, and they don't even dare to eat meat, even vegetables, just drink some water to live, in fact, the price of meat and vegetables has risen frighteningly, and you can't afford to eat balls, so it didn't take a year to lose weight, if you want to lose weight quickly, then go buy a house and be a house slave, but unfortunately you are just a dog, you don't need to buy a house at allγ
In fact, Niu Struggle is a family with a house, he still has two suites, the unit is divided into one, and he also bought one in the urban area, he completed the plan to buy a house in advance, and no longer worries about buying a house.
When passing through the high-speed toll gate, Niu Zhan asked the taxi driver to take away the crooked neck willow tree, and the taxi driver also agreed to his request, opened the two doors behind him, pressed the tree on Niu Zhan's body, and drove the taxi to Xiaoyue City, and the crooked neck willow tree swept all the way like sweeping the ground.
The taxi ran all the way, and soon ran to the city of Xiaoyue, the passenger in the front row arrived at the destination, he was with the three passengers in the back row, he got out of the car and unloaded the crooked neck willow tree, and worked with the taxi driver to pull the cow out of the taxi, but he found that his three companions were pressed into a piece of paper.
The passenger took the three of them out of the car like three pieces of paper, and he asked the taxi driver that since they were all three pieces of paper, then the taxi fare should be waived, and the taxi driver told him that this is not good, but you are in a group, they are pressed into a piece of paper, and you are still intact, unless you are also pressed into a piece of paper, then he will exempt the taxi fee.
After the taxi driver finished speaking, he regretted it, and the passenger sat in the back seat of his taxi, and asked Niu Struggle to press him, and when Niu Struggle pressed on the passenger's body, the passenger became a piece of paper at that time.
"I'll go, I ran more than 200 fucking kilometers, but I didn't earn a penny, and I lost 300 yuan in gas money. β
The taxi driver lost a lot, not only did he not earn a penny, but also lost three hundred dollars in gas money, but he cried and mourned, and shifted the responsibility to Niu Struggle, the dog with a bull terrier, not because he was such a fat dog, his passengers would not have been flattened into four sheets of paper.
The taxi driver looked at Niu Struggle's face of the bull terrier, he was angry, and he also took out a big activity wrench from the trunk to beat Niu Struggle, and Niu Struggle had already been discovered, and before the taxi driver could make a move, he pounced on it like a moth to a fire, and pressed the taxi driver under his body, and the taxi driver begged for mercy.
"Grandpa Dog, you can spare your life, you can't press me into a piece of paper, if you press me into a piece of paper, I won't be able to send you home. β
Niu Zhan sued him: "Hehe, you think I'm a fool, I don't press you into a piece of paper, I just need to press you into a book, you have to send me to the 'Cucumber' Slimming Weight Loss Center." β
Niu Struggle pressed the taxi driver into a book thick, and asked the taxi driver to continue to drive to find the "cucumber" weight loss center, and the taxi driver drove Niu Struggle to the suburbs, a large area of greenhouses, and told the cow to reach the destination.
"I'll go, I'll let you go to the Cucumber Slimming Center, why did you take me to the suburbs!"
The taxi driver pointed to this large area of greenhouses and said: "Bull Terrier, take a good look, this is the cucumber breeding base you said!"