Chapter 852: My name is Gao Youcheng
There are generally six commercial performances, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo play three, and the remaining three are played by others, so the actors who perform on the stage are generally eight, if there is group work, it may be a little more.
There are eight people tonight, plus one host, plus Gao Ganglong, a fellow villager in Henan, so there are ten people in total.
There aren't many people, so there's no need to pair up one-on-one, just come out together to say hello to everyone.
According to traditional rules, large-scale performances are generally opened before the opening of small singing, commercial performances can be said to be large-scale performances, but He Xiangdong rarely makes opening small singing.
The reason is also very simple, that is, a large part of the audience wants to watch the show directly, and another reason is that there are relatively few actors who come, just seven or eight people, and the opening small singing is not lively, so I gave up.
Tonight's cross talk was directly said without opening, but He Xiangdong directly called the actors up and greeted the audience, so that the audience could know each other.
He Xiangdong, this is really praising these people.
He Xiangdong introduced himself first: "I am still the same He Xiangdong who talks about cross talk, I am not good at learning and has limited ability, so you are very popular." ”
The audience applauded.
Xue Guo said, "You're polite." ”
He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "No, I can't compare with you." ”
Xue Guo also said politely: "You are too popular." ”
He Xiangdong praised: "You are different from me, you are a real artist." ”
Hearing this, Xue Guo's face changed, and he hurriedly said: "You can't scold the street, good guy, how did I become an artist." ”
"Wow......" The audience jumped up laughing.
He Xiangdong had been satirizing artists in the mainstream cross talk industry before, but later their relationship eased, and He Xiangdong also restrained a lot in his mouth.
Now He Xiangdong's ten-year gamble with the mainstream cross talk has also been known by the people of the whole country, and everyone is waiting to watch the show.
As a result, at the Henan commercial performance, they started again.
He Xiangdong was also happy, and he also accused Xue Guo: "Don't make trouble for me." ”
Xue Guo pointed at himself and said with a smile, "Me?"
He Xiangdong was a little serious, and he said, "This is our Xue Guo, Teacher Xue." “
Xue Guo bowed to the audience.
The audience also gave a round of applause.
He Xiangdong said: "This is the Henan station of our commercial performance, and basically all of us are friends from Henan, and there is also a Henan person among my apprentices. ”
He Xiangdong beckoned to the back: "Come, Xiao Gao, come and meet your fellow villagers in Henan." ”
Xue Guo took a step aside and gave up his place on the table.
Gao Ganglong heard the master calling himself, he walked quickly from behind, walked to the table, and looked at the thousands of spectators sitting in the audience, his heart was pounding, and his breathing was a little unsteady.
Gao Ganglong bowed deeply to the audience.
"Good ......" The audience gave face to the fellows, and the applause immediately rose.
He Xiangdong also smiled, and he took the initiative to introduce: "This is my apprentice, Gao Youcheng." ”
"Good ......" The audience applauded again, and the applause also rang out.
He Xiangdong smiled at Gao Ganglong and said, "You paid for it, right? ”
Gao Ganglong smiled a little shyly and did not speak.
He Xiangdong said to Gao Ganglong: "Come, Xiao Gao, you say hello to your fellow countrymen yourself." ”
Gao Ganglong stretched out his hand and pressed the microphone slightly, opened his mouth and said in Henan dialect: "Hello everyone, my name is Gao Youcheng." ”
He Xiangdong smiled and waited for Gao Ganglong's next words, and waited for a while, but this kid didn't follow, He Xiangdong was surprised: "This is the end?"
Gao Ganglong nodded.
He Xiangdong exclaimed: "Oh, you are an artist who is short and concise enough." ”
Xue Guo immediately said: "Why is there always an artist." ”
He Xiangdong snorted: "That's not what they all say. ”
Xue Guo waved his hand: "It's not like that." ”
He Xiangdong glanced at Gao Ganglong again, to be honest, he was a little disappointed in his heart, he told Gao Ganglong yesterday that he would let him go on stage to say hello to his fellow countrymen today, but he really came to the stage to say hello, and refused to give one more word.
This kid, alas.
He Xiangdong shook his head slightly, there was no need to call him up at the end of the performance, anyway, he couldn't say anything.
Chen Jun, who was standing in the back row, also shook his head, Xiao Gao, this kid is really ignorant, what a good opportunity, he didn't know how to seize it, he let him speak on stage, and he was still standing stupidly, what a stupid boy.
Xue Guo also took the time to glance at Gao Ganglong, although Gao Ganglong didn't speak now, but his expression didn't show too much crampedness, indicating that this kid was still in a state.
Xue Guo didn't understand it.
He Xiangdong didn't plan to talk about Gao Ganglong anymore, he had to save some time to introduce the actors below, he said to Gao Ganglong: "Okay, you have also seen it, fellow countryman, you ......"
Before He Xiangdong could finish speaking, Gao Ganglong suddenly interrupted, and he said in Henan dialect: "My name is Gao Youcheng, and I am from Henan." ”
He Xiangdong was slightly surprised, and then stopped him: "Okay, okay, I know." ”
Gao Ganglong's neck was stalked, his mouth was about to be cocked to the sky, and he said in Henan dialect: "My name is Gao Youcheng, I am from Henan, and I am proud." ”
He Xiangdong raised his eyebrows, and hurriedly helped him hold it, and he also poured his mouth in Henan: "If you don't shut up, I will kill you turtle grandson." ”
"Haha......" The audience was immediately amused.
Gao Ganglong turned his head to look at He Xiangdong, with a sad expression, and said in Henan dialect very aggrievedly: "My name is Gao Youcheng." ”
He Xiangdong also looked at him, and said in Henan dialect with a trembling voice: "I know, I still gave you your name." ”
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed again.
Gao Ganglong turned around, and said to Xue Guo aggrievedly: "My name is Gao Youcheng." ”
Xue Guo pressed his hand and said in Beijing dialect: "Okay, grandson, I know, your name was given to you by your father." ”
He Xiangdong shouted: "What is this called?" ”
"Woo ......" the audience booed.
Xue Guo also laughed.
He Xiangdong appeased Gao Ganglong, and his evaluation of Gao Ganglong in his heart was also a few points higher, at least this kid was prepared and thoughtful, not like a wooden man on the stage.
He Xiangdong said to Gao Ganglong: "Okay, everyone knows that your name is Gao Youcheng, and when the scene ends for a while, I will ask them to write these words silently, and if they can't write it, they won't let them go." ”
Xue Guo smiled and said, "I haven't heard of it. ”
The audience laughed too.
He Xiangdong said: "Okay, go down, I still have to introduce others." ”
Gao Ganglong was also obedient, bowed to the audience, and turned around to leave, he also turned his head and shouted with his eyebrows: "My name is Gao Youcheng." ”
"Oops, hey. He Xiangdong was helpless by his sudden attack and was startled.
The audience was amused by Gao Ganglong's performance, repetition is power, Gao Ganglong didn't say anything else, just said his name, and kept repeating to amuse the audience.
Of course, this also has something to do with the beauty of He Xiangdong and Xue Guo.
After Gao Ganglong went down, he stood in the back row of the crowd again. Chen Jun also turned his head to look at the kid and smiled slightly.
He Xiangdong wiped his sweat on the stage and sighed: "Oh, it's really hard to get it, and I've taken in a crazy person." ”
Xue Guo smiled.
He Xiangdong said: "Then let's introduce the next one, my eldest apprentice, come, boss, come here." ”
Chen Jun stepped out unhurriedly, bowed deeply in the table, Chen Jun is now a little corner of the Xiangwen Society, and his gestures are already very stylish.
The audience also applauded face-savingly, and many viewers knew Chen Jun and shouted Chen Jun's name loudly under the stage.
He Xiangdong showed a satisfied smile, Chen Jun is really good, he stretched out his hand and said, "This is my great apprentice, come, introduce yourself to everyone." ”
The audience also looked at Chen Jun expectantly.
Xue Guo on the side was also looking at the child with a smile.
Chen Jun smiled, adjusted the microphone, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he found that a black whirlwind rushed out of his side.
A black fat man showed a cheap smile, his big ass face squeezed directly to his microphone, and shouted loudly and sharply in Henan dialect: "My name is Gao Youcheng." ”