Chapter 853: The Residual Poison Has Not Been Eliminated
"I'm a good one. He Xiangdong was startled, and his Henan accent popped out.
Chen Jun reacted quickly, and he raised his leg with a kick: "I'll you." ”
The audience laughed and booed.
Gao Ganglong smiled and dodged to the side.
Repetition is power, Gao Ganglong really made the audience laugh this time, his burden that is not a burden is really powerful.
In cross talk, it is often said that people are alive and alive, Gao Ganglong is a typical person to keep alive this time, this burden is really not something that ordinary people can come to.
"Oh ......" The audience cheered.
He Xiangdong was really impressed by Gao Ganglong this time, this kid is good, he really has ideas.
He Xiangdong also secretly made a decision in his heart, when he returned to Beijing after the performance here, it was time for this kid to go to the small theater to talk about cross talk and exercise.
He Xiangdong has already begun to look for Gao Ganglong's partner.
Now the stage is a bit lively, after Gao Ganglong was kicked, he ran around the field, and Chen Jun chased him a few times, full of joy.
The audience also booed, and the atmosphere was very good.
Chen Jun returned to the table, his face was angry, and he turned his head and shouted in Henan dialect: "I'll kill you turtle grandson." ”
"Hahaha......" The audience burst into laughter again.
Chen Jun turned his head angrily, and he said to the audience: "I'm so angry, this stinky boy, okay, let's ignore him, come to the stage, we should introduce ourselves, hello everyone, my name is Gao Youcheng." ”
Chen Jun himself came to say this.
He Xiangdong was amused by him.
The audience burst out laughing.
Xue Guo looked stupid.
The group of actors standing in the back row all laughed uncontrollably.
Gao Ganglong was also laughing, he hurriedly rushed to the side of the stage again, grabbed the microphone and shouted with his eyebrows: "My name is Gao Youcheng." ”
"Hahaha......" The audience was almost out of breath laughing.
"Wow......" The audience booed.
Chen Jun began to chase and kill Gao Ganglong again.
There was a lot of commotion on the stage.
There was a lot of joy in the audience.
He Xiangdong also laughed, he was indeed amused, but more of a relief, the surprise that Gao Ganglong brought him today was too great.
He has never had great expectations for Gao Ganglong, and it is precisely because his expectations are not big that the surprise will be greater.
The actor introduction ended in a joyful voice, and the reason why He Xiangdong made an actor introduction before the opening was to let the audience remember these actors on stage, which was also a way for him to praise the actors.
In his cross talk jokes, He Xiangdong often uses the actors of the literary club to find baggage, this is not to bury them, but to praise them, this is a unique praise in cross talk, through jokes, let the audience deepen their impression and make them more famous, other actors can't ask for it, He Xiangdong's golden mouth is precious.
He Xiangdong often said, if the cross talk jokes you say can't make the audience remember you, then I can only come, I use my jokes to make the audience remember you and make you popular.
This is a great kindness.
It's the same today, He Xiangdong shook a lot of baggage to introduce these actors on stage, but the result was a little unexpected to him, and what the audience remembers most is the cheap smile, the guy who shouted that I am Gao Youcheng.
The limelight at today's opening was robbed by this kid, but He Xiangdong was very pleased.
In fact, it is rare to introduce all the actors at the beginning of the cross talk conference performance, because the audience is waiting to watch the performance, waiting to listen to the cross talk, who is interested in listening to you introduce the actors, the audience will feel annoyed.
A cross talk conference, the most important thing at the beginning is to warm up the scene, you have to heat up the scene, you get a boring actor introduction, and the scene is cold, and it will be difficult to perform later.
Therefore, the introduction of the actors is generally put at the end, and when the whole performance is over, everyone has to say goodbye, and then call out the actors and introduce them again.
This time, He Xiangdong really wanted to praise them, so he set aside time for the opening show to let the audience listen to their names again, and they were a little impressed, and when they said cross talk, the audience could have a deeper impression of them.
Another reason is that He Xiangdong is confident, he is confident that even if he makes a boring introduction to the actors, he can make the audience listen to it with relish, not only will it not be cold, but it will also make the atmosphere of the audience warm.
He is confident that he has this ability, and other actors dare not come, he dares.
In fact, he did.
After the introduction of the actors, everyone also stepped off the stage, and the next time will be reserved for serious cross talk performances.
The opening scene is still Chen Jun and Lao San, these two people are ten thousand years old, and the audience is very familiar with them.
The two of them came on the stage, and the audience gave gifts, and Chen Jun also hurried to pick them up.
After putting the gift away, Chen Jun returned to his position, smiled, and said to the audience: "You guys are really praised, and you still give us so many things, it's really unrecompensable, so what, ...... Anything else?"
The audience laughs.
The third child hurriedly said: "Hey, I didn't take the initiative to ask for this." ”
Chen Jun smiled: "Hey, I'm just casually polite." ”
The third child glared: "Are you polite?"
Chen Jun said: "I mean the audience is polite, the audience is very praising us, you see, it is still snowing heavily outside, and so many audiences are braving the snow to watch the performance." ”
The third child said: "This is really good." ”
Chen Jun also said: "So the audience is our food and clothing parents." ”
The third child nodded and responded, "Yes." ”
Chen Jun looked at the third child, stretched out his hand to the audience, and said, "Come, I've met your father and mother." ”
The third child was stunned.
"Woo ......" the audience booed.
The third child was dumbfounded, he was stunned and said, "Mothers, my dad can't stand it?"
"Woo ......" was another boo.
Chen Jun patted his chest and said very arrogantly: "I'm in good health, I can stand it." ”
"you. The third man pushed Chen Jun away.
The audience burst into laughter again.
Chen Jun reprimanded: "My son beats Lao Tzu, and the sky thunders." ”
Lao Sanyi waved his hand and scolded: "Go and play." ”
Chen Jun looked aggrieved and said to the audience: "He doesn't recognize me anymore." ”
The third child was speechless, and he said to Chen Jun: "It's not like you to take advantage of it." ”
The audience laughed again.
The kung fu of the two of them is really good, and you can see it from the on-site effect.
Chen Jun finally got serious, and he said to the third child: "I'm just making a little joke with you." ”
The third child also said: "Don't make jokes." ”
Chen Jun said: "We are good brothers. ”
The third child responded: "That's right. ”
Chen Jun said again: "So even if you call me Dad, I can't agree." ”
The third child hurriedly said: "I'm not that cheap." ”
The audience laughed again.
Chen Jun was also laughing, and when the audience finished laughing, he restrained his smile, and he said: "Okay, jokes are jokes, come on stage, you should introduce yourself first." I am a cross talk actor of our Xiangwen Society, my name is ......"
Thousands of spectators in the audience interrupted Chen Jun's words in Henan dialect in unison, shouting: "Gao Youcheng." ”
The third child was stunned.
After the audience shouted, the audience burst into laughter, and everyone was applauding themselves, and they were considered to have succeeded in their own hiatus.
Chen Jun was stupid on stage, he didn't expect the audience to come to such a show, Gao Ganglong's residual poison has not disappeared.
At this moment, Chen Jun has been floating a few words back and forth in front of his eyes: "MMP"