Chapter 791: Happy Birthday to You

Gao Feng proposed to change to a large room, and the head of the guard and several police officers looked at him like monkeys for a full sixty seconds, and then pointed at Gao Feng together.

"Brother, is this what you said that you don't need to serve, you don't need to live in a private room, I really didn't expect you to be more greedy than any leader of duty crimes we have ever seen, and any social boss.

Brother, I'm sorry to tell you, we only have such a private room here, and there is no one more advanced than it, and we dare to say that other detention centers will not have it.

Brother, you just went to the detention center, you still thought this was a blind date show, more than 22 female guests turned on the lights, and finally held hands with the girls and left, you can get the opportunity to spend your honeymoon in the Aegean Sea. ”

Gao Feng smiled: "Director, and a few police brothers, you all misunderstood, what do I mean, I asked you to change to a larger room, do you want to change to a larger private room, I want you to change to a room with more prisoners, the more the better." ”

When Gao Feng said this, several police officers were puzzled again: "Brother, you don't live in such a good private room, you prefer to live in a room with a lot of people, do you like a lot of people, do you think that you can play cards and fight the landlord with more people, not only will you not be able to play cards and fight the landlord, you will only be beaten by others, there is a big room in every room, in our detention center, the normal cell is 14 people in a room, and in the case of a large number of prisoners, there are about 16 people, generally not more than 18 people, do you want to live in a cell of 16 people." ”

The director of the detention center and several police officers all suspected that Gao Feng had a head disease, and they arranged for him to live in a private room, but they wanted to live in a large cell, there were about 16 people living in this big room, and there was a big room, and the newcomers had to be bullied when they entered, and their methods were much more powerful than our detention center officers.

Gao Feng smiled and told them that he really didn't want to be alone, it was too lonely and lonely, there was no one to talk to, even if there was a big house, it didn't matter, he was afraid that the big house wouldn't make it.

Of course, the director and several police officers have also learned Gao Feng's skills, which is really not something that ordinary people can deal with, maybe he will become the new Fang University.

The director of the detention center listened to Gao Feng's advice and arranged him to be in the largest cell, where Fang Da was the most powerful among the prisoners in the detention center, and no one dared to mess with him, because there were four high-ranking thugs around him.

The director of the detention center told Gao Feng to be careful of the four high-ranking thugs, 80 percent of the prisoners have been bullied by them, and they have been bullied so miserably that even we police officers are amazed, thinking that they are too good at playing, and there are endless tricks.

Sending Gao Feng into this large cell, the director and several police officers spit at the door and crushed the saliva with their feet.

"Damn, you kid dare to bully us, as long as you enter our detention center, we will be like crushing a fly, we let you die for three more, and you won't live to be three more than a little bit. ”

The director and several police officers scolded and left, Gao Feng entered this large prison room, and there were indeed seventeen people living in it, all of them were iron frame beds on the upper and lower floors, and the bed arranged by Gao Feng was in the innermost, and he walked towards his bed.

Gao Feng glanced at this room, this was an ordinary large room, except for the iron frame bed, there was nothing else in it, this was a world of difference from the private room he had just visited.

When Gao Feng entered the dormitory, it was quiet, and there was no sound, as if there was no prisoner in the cell.

Gao Feng thought to himself, "Could it be that all the people in this cell are asleep? But it's not time to go to bed yet, so it's impossible to go to bed so soon?"

When Gao Feng was arranged into the cell, it was already evening, the lights in the cell were dim and dim, seeing the dim lights in the cell, Gao Feng also remembered the lights in his dormitory, and the energy-saving bulb bought by the project department was too small, the dormitory was not lit, and two lights should have been installed in a dormitory room, which was all regulated, but only one light bulb was installed, or a light bulb with very little power, and the dormitory was dim, and even the book could not be seen clearly, which made people very uncomfortable.

The lights in this prison cell were even dimmer than the lights in his dormitory, and Gao Feng felt very uncomfortable, and couldn't figure out why he wanted to set it up like this, how much money this bulb could have, and why not install a brighter bulb.

"Happy Birthday to you!

There was no sound in the prison cell, and Gao Feng was not clear, so he walked to his last bed, and when he just walked to the middle of the prison cell, suddenly more than a dozen bright flashlights lit up in the prison cell, and more than a dozen people were shining into his eyes while singing happy birthday songs, and at the same time they were also twisted together.

"Hey, don't do this, don't shine a flashlight on me, I'm most afraid of a strong flashlight, it's like an aurora, it's not my birthday today, don't let me have a happy birthday." ”

The sudden situation made Gao Feng at a loss, he was also afraid of this strong flashlight, usually a colleague used this flashlight to shake his eyes, he would be anxious with others.

In fact, no one is afraid of the light of this flashlight, it is a strong light, some people use this flashlight to catch rabbits, as long as a shot of the hare's eyes, then ensure that the hare can not run.

In fact, people who drive are afraid that people will not change the light, and they will always drive with their headlights on, so that their eyes have the feeling of instant blindness, not to mention that this is a strong flashlight, once it is irradiated in the eyes of people, then it will be blind at that time, and the damage is self-evident.

Gao Feng shouted while covering his eyes tightly with both hands, and the hands he covered were pulled away again, and a strong flashlight came directly, and the dozen or so people were jumping and screaming wildly.

"Hey, we're giving you a birthday, this is the candlelight, you kid doesn't accept our respect, then you kid just looks down on us, then you're looking for a beating!"

After the dozen or so people finished calling, Gao Feng felt that these people were holding sharp weapons, as if they were steel needles sewing snakeskin bags, this kind of needles were more than ten centimeters long, about the same length as the needles for acupuncture, and they were extremely sharp, if they were pierced on people's bodies, it would be painful to the bone marrow.

Gao Feng wailed desperately at that time: "Bosses, you spare your life, I'm just a new prisoner, how is my birthday good, thank you for celebrating my birthday, how do you want me to honor you, how can I honor you?"

Gao Feng's desperate wailing worked, and the dozen or so people stopped, and the bright flashlight moved away, allowing Gao Feng to ease down, and when Gao Feng's eyes recovered, he found that he was surrounded by more than a dozen prisoners, and these dozen prisoners were hideous, like evil ghosts.

"Bosses, I'm sorry, I'm new, I don't know the rules, you just take care of it, you can do whatever you want me to do, as long as you don't prick me with a needle, I can honor all the big guys. ”

"Yes, can we trust you? How can you honor us? Don't you know that there are rules in the detention center, if you are filial to discipline for 1,000 yuan, then you will ensure that the discipline will not beat you, and if you are filial to 2,000 yuan, the discipline will order the prisoner not to beat you, don't you understand? Since the discipline has ordered us to beat you, it proves that you have not been filial to anything, and if you are not even filial to discipline, what are you going to do to honor us?"

These dozen or so people made Gao Feng's ear drums buzz like a bunch of unkempt madmen.

Gao Feng said: "Bosses, there is still this rule, I don't understand it at all, I haven't heard of this rule outside, no wonder when I came in, the police officers also crackled and beat me, my clothes were all beaten, or an old police officer couldn't stand it, and changed his police uniform to me, you see this is his police uniform." ”

Gao Feng pretended to be a new egg who didn't understand anything, and pulled up the police uniform he was wearing, telling these criminals that he had been beaten up once outside.

"Ouch, there is such a conscientious discipline, he is still willing to change the police uniform for you to wear, don't brag about it, don't we know, we guard all the links of the whole prisoner, that is, the discipline deliberately makes the prisoner wear the police uniform, how long to wear it, then let him kneel outside naked for how long, pour hot water in summer and ice water in winter, and give this project a name, called the challenge of the four seasons of the year. ”

"Ah, I've been wearing it all afternoon, and that doesn't mean I'm going to kneel outside for hours and splash me with hot water!"

After listening to the words of these prisoners, Gao Feng also screamed, and those prisoners leaned back and fell back with laughter.

"Haha, of course, that's only part of it, and we didn't tell you about it, you have to start kneeling in this prison now, and after we are satisfied, the discipline will let you kneel outside. ”

"Ah, bosses, there are still these rules, so can I take off my police uniform now?"

Gao Feng shouted, and the prisoners laughed again: "Of course, you have to take it off, kneel down after you take it off, we won't splash you with hot water, we will be polite to you." ”

Gao Feng asked: "Bosses, you don't need to splash me with hot water, so what do you use to splash me?"

After listening to Gao Feng's words, these prisoners leaned back and fell back with laughter, and the laughter shook the dim light bulb, and several pieces of wall skin fell from the roof and smashed on Gao Feng's head.

"Haha, who made you a newcomer, of course we have to entertain new friends with the highest standards, we don't use hot water to pour you, we will use warm urine to water you. ”

"Bosses, can you discuss, I will give you filial things, good Chinese cigarettes, good wine of Moutai, don't let me kneel, and don't pour me pee, okay?"

Gao Feng hurriedly begged these prisoners for mercy, and Gao Feng promised them

China's good cigarettes, as well as Moutai's good wine, these people stopped laughing and stretched out their hands to Gao Feng to ask for good cigarettes and good wine.

"Brother, what about your good Chinese cigarettes and your good Moutai wine, if you can take them out now, we can consider it. ”

Gao Feng smiled embarrassedly: "Bosses, didn't I just come in, and I forgot to bring good cigarettes and good wine, you wait for two days, when my girlfriend comes to visit the prison, I will honor you with good cigarettes and good wine, if you don't believe it, I can also give you an IOU." ”

"Get out, look at you kid is a fraudster, people like you are promising benefits everywhere, and as a result, you deceive all the people, you lie to those fools outside, you use this means to deceive us, then you are looking at the eyes, we are all people who are very good, not people who are good at breaking the law, you can't get good cigarettes and good wine today, then you have to kneel in the middle of this room, we have to pour your urine. ”

These criminals couldn't help but say, pushed Gao Feng down in the prison cell, stripped off his police uniform, and then all gathered around, and took out Xiao Jie's tools and aimed them at Gao Feng.