Chapter 792 - Humanized Management Tools
More than a dozen criminals didn't give Gao Feng a chance to speak, they stripped Gao Feng of his police uniform, pushed him to the ground, and took out their small tools together, all aiming at Gao Feng's naked body.
These people got carried away, grinning wildly one by one, as if they were a bunch of strong criminals, which was insulting a beautiful girl.
"Haha, we're just giving you a birthday, all new criminals, then you have to accept such a birthday dinner, and you're different, the director and all the discipline are specially explained, to treat you well, usually new criminals, we only need one person to entertain him, and you need us to entertain together, I hope you drink enough." ”
There was a lot of uproar, and suddenly the smell was overflowing, and the amount of these dozen people was still very large, just like the water faucet releasing water, and it seemed that their urinary tract was very smooth, and they took out their tools and immediately released the water.
These dozen or so prisoners screamed while a**.
"I'm going, I feel like it's on fire these days, and this urine is as yellow as muddy water. ”
"Go on, what's on fire today, we've been on fire since we entered this cell, and I don't have a chance to eat a few preserved eggs to lower the fire. ”
"Yes, I think this preserved egg has the best effect on reducing fire, especially the preserved egg wrapped in rice husk and lime, the effect is too good to be good, but unfortunately the current preserved egg method has been improved, but the effect of reducing fire has been reduced, and there is no old way to do it at all. ”
"It's not, I remember when I was a child, I was on fire, or I had a terrible toothache, so I ate two kinds of things to reduce the fire, one is to eat this rice husk preserved egg, and the other is to eat canned pear water. ”
Speaking of the matter of reducing fire, these dozen or so people remembered the previous era, the preserved eggs made by the old method, and the effect of preserved eggs on fire was really good.
More than a dozen people peed for a minute, it can be seen that the amount of urine is not small, and the water faucet is also put in a basin, I don't know if this group of people deliberately stored so much urine, just for the urine peak.
After they pee, all kinds of gains are not quite the same, some do not use their hands to shake their crotch twice, some use their hands to hold the tool and shake it a few times, some use their hands to wipe it, and then wipe their hands on their pants, and some do nothing, and the natural drip drying is like a wine bottle that is about to finish pouring wine, until the last drop.
After peeing, these people still shouted that it was so cool, it was very cool, as if they had done a cool thing, and they were ready to take back their tools.
There are also two ways for men to pee, one is to untie the pants and take off the underwear, and then take out the tools, which is the most troublesome one.
In fact, men don't need to be so troublesome, everyone is standing to pee, and the pants are designed with the place of the door, just open the door of the pants and take it out directly.
There are two ways to pee, there are two ways to collect tools, most people take them out, this kind of collection tools are simple, just put them back directly, and the way to take off your pants is to lift your pants.
When the dozen or so prisoners were about to collect their tools, they discovered a big thing, and they found that they could not get their tools back.
"I'm going, what's going on, don't you want to go back, do you want to breathe, don't you usually have less breathability, if you want to breathe, then let you breathe again." ”
These people are quite humane, they are also a humane tool to manage themselves, and they feel that this tool also needs to be breathable, for example, sleeping naked is to let it breathe, which is also a process of release.
The gang of criminals let their tools stay outside for a while, and they stayed for five minutes, they thought that the ventilation time was almost up, and they would have to get it, and there was no need to keep penetrating, so they collected the tools again.
These dozen or so people are in unison, urinating together, putting them outside for ventilation, and then putting them away together, as if they are well-trained, which is probably also the accumulated experience.
It's not that the Chinese people don't have anything, it's just that as long as one person wants to pee, then everyone else wants to pee.
This time they found that it was not that the tool wanted to breathe, but that the tool was tied by a thread, and it was the tools of more than a dozen criminals strung together.
"I'll go, who did this good thing, how can I come up with such a perverted method, this is a fishing line, or is it a fishing line now, this is not as sharp as a steel wire, as long as a little force, our tools will be cut. ”
Unlike the previous fishing lines, where you can sew clothes with any line, the current fishing line has been improved, and the strength has increased a lot.
Seeing that their tools were strung together with fishing lines, these dozen or so people were shocked, their tools were caught with fishing lines, they didn't even realize it, and thought that their tools were going to be breathable, which is breathable, this is to cut off the relationship with themselves.
"Haha, this perverted method, but not someone else came up with it, but you came up with it yourself, you once used this fishing line to deal with the new comrades, tying people to the bed and unable to move, are you perverted or someone else perverted?"
A dozen people were suspicious, one laughed, and when they looked at the man, they jumped up.
"My mother, are you a human or a ghost, how are you safe and sound, weren't you pressed to the ground by us to pee?"
The person these criminals saw was none other than the newcomer Comrade Gao Feng, who was not only safe and sound, but he was still wearing Lu Zhengshan's police uniform.
When the dozen or so criminals jumped up in surprise, they regretted it too much, because their little tools were strung together by the fishing line, and they felt a kind of pain when they jumped hard.
"Oh, oh, it's over, it's over, it's completely over, now we have all become the big eunuch Li Lianying, we are all little plums. ”
These dozen or so prisoners screamed and screamed, and the appearance of pain was even more painful than when the eunuch was castrated.
"Haha, you have tasted this kind of pain, then you still use this perverted method to punish the new prisoner, I heard that you have used this perverted method to treat many people, and today I will let you taste it. ”
When Gao Feng saw the pain of these people, he also trembled in his heart, feeling that he was also tied to a fishing line, and there was also a feeling that the tool was about to be separated from his body, which was really painful.
"Hey, we have to work together, we must not jump, if we really want to jump, we must dance in unison, don't jump in a disorderly manner, once anyone jumps, then we are completely finished, a man does not have this thing, then there is a bird." ”
When these dozen or so people landed, they discussed together, they had to discuss, no matter who was shocked, the consequences were very serious, they also felt that Gao Feng was a master of the rope buckle, the rope buckle he tied was getting tighter and tighter, and now he was tightly clamping his own small solution tools, as long as he moved a little, it was painful.
"Hey, guys, don't you ask, how did I escape your control, and you don't want to see who is the person you urinated on?"
Gao Feng said to this group of people who were discussing, and these prisoners said to Gao Feng, they were about to ask this question, how did you run away, how did you tie our little solution tool with a fishing line, and who was the person we urinated on?
Gao Feng told these people that these problems are too simple, he can do them casually, if you want to know who is the person who is urinated on by you now, then you can look down and see it clearly.
So the prisoners looked down, and they found a fat man kneeling on the ground, naked, and his body was wet with urine, and the smell of urine was overflowing, and the ground was full of rivers.
"Hey, who are you dead fat man, where did you come from, how do we seem to have seen your back somewhere?"
These people saw a fat man kneeling on the ground, they looked at the back of this fat man, as if they had some familiar feelings, but they just couldn't remember where they had seen this figure, there were too many fat people now, maybe they had seen it everywhere.
A dozen or so criminals unanimously raised one of their right feet to kick the fat man over, and when their right foot hit the fat man's back, they found themselves stupid and did the stupidest thing in the world.
Because, these dozen or so people never thought that this fat man was urinated on his own for a minute, and his back was covered with urine stains, and when their right foot kicked up, it would naturally slip and slip them.
Moreover, it was not a matter of slipping, but when they kicked out their right foot, they found that the fat man's two ears were tied with fishing lines, and needless to say, the fishing lines on these ears were strung with their little solution tools.
"My mother, this is the end of the calf, boy, your trick is too ruthless, but it will cost us our lives. ”
More than a dozen prisoners immediately screamed, they were also slipped to the ground, and at the same time kicked the kneeling fat man over, the moment they were slipped, they felt like life was worse than death.
Gao Feng was very kind, and helped them up one by one, of course, he was wearing gloves on his hands, because these people urinated on the ground into a river, and the moment they fell, there was a splash.
Help these people one by one, Gao Feng said to them.
"Brothers, how do you feel, is it very cool?"
"I'll go, is this a cool feeling, this is the feeling when the eunuch is cast. ”
These dozen people grinned, how could they feel cool, they only felt pain, they also looked down to check their tools, their faces were as green as a green-haired turtle, miserable green.
"Brother, you spare us, even if we have eyes and don't know Taishan, even if we have the ground on the head of Tai Sui, okay, you let us go, without this thing, we are a walking corpse." ”
More than a dozen criminals begged Gao Feng to let them go, and Gao Feng replied with a smile: "Yes, of course I want to release you, but now your fishing line is not strung on this person, so it must be untied from this person." ”
Gao Feng pointed to the man who had been kicked over by a dozen prisoners, who found the dead fat man lying on his back on the ground, but his face could not be seen, because his face was covered with a newspaper advertised for a male hospital.
"If you have a problem with reproductive gas, go to the 38th Male Hospital, contact number 400-438438. ”
"Oh, what is he doing with his face covered, is he hanging, usually when he is hung up in a car accident, he can't find something to cover his face, so he just finds something to cover his face. ”
More than a dozen criminals thought this person was dead, drowned in their urine, which is entirely possible, there have been people who have washed their faces in the basin before, and their urine is more than the water in the basin.
Gao Feng smiled: "Brothers, he is not dead, I am afraid that you will be frightened when you see him." ”
More than a dozen criminals shook their heads and told Gao Feng what is so frightening, isn't it just a big fat man, we have seen a lot of fat people, we see fat people every day, what is there to be frightened.
Gao Feng told them, since you are not afraid of fright, then I will open his newspaper and let you see the true face of his Lushan.