He Xiangdong and Xue Guo are the two corners in the garden, and now the audience is mainly buying tickets to see the two of them, and they are here for them. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

So they have to appear to make the audience satisfied and make them feel that the ticket is worth it. They are talking about cross talk that costs money, and the audience has spent real money to come here.

It's hard to say that the cross talk that costs money is hard to say here, you must make the audience feel that his money is worth it, otherwise people won't come next time.

The tickets for the small theater 25 are easy to say, after all, they are cheap. But there are hundreds of commercial performances, and if the actors don't come out with some real skills, can the audience be satisfied?

Chen Jun and the third child came down after saying a paragraph, these two children were also very excited, and the audience's feedback was too good, so their performance became better, and they were all extraordinarily effective than before.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo played the second game again, as soon as the two appeared, the audience instantly broke out into unparalleled cheers, this scene was simply scary.

Peers are stupid.

The reporters and media friends who were standing at the front were also frightened, and looked back in a daze, this scene was a little too scary. They are not willing to leave, they are waiting for He Xiangdong to explain their doubts, there are too many strange things happening today, and they always feel that there is big news here.

The two walked to the middle of the stage, and just after they stood up, another audience came to deliver something. He Xiangdong smiled helplessly: "Otherwise, just throw things up, it's too full, I can't move, I can't walk." ”

Xue Guo also smiled: "Yes, the audience is too enthusiastic." ”

He Xiangdong said sincerely: "How can He De, it's hard for you to be so supportive, many people still rushed from Beijing, they all set off early in the morning, and they were stuck in traffic on the highway for most of the day, and they came here so late, I am really grateful and moved." ”

Shao Ma Ye and Chang Si Ye finally understood, it turned out that the actors of Xiang Wenshe were blocked on the road, no wonder they didn't see anyone for a long time, today this damn fog.

Tong Wensheng and Guo Wenqiang, the two old men, were also speechless, they knew in front that the actors of Xiangwen Society were blocked on the highway, who would have thought that they would be blocked until now, it is really enough.

Friends in the media circle were also stunned, they had a bold idea in their hearts, but they didn't know if it was true.

On the stage, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo stood up, and He Xiangdong also said to the audience: "Okay, go back quickly, be careful of losing your seat." ”

The audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong also smiled, his eyes looked into the distance again, and he saw another person, he said, "Oh, there is another one, child, we can't put things here...... Yo, empty-handed. ”

"Haha......"

Xue Guo was also laughing, and stopped He Xiangdong: "You didn't talk like this." ”

He Xiangdong smiled: "That's what I said, it's a matter of saying and having fun, anyway, it's a thank you, thank you for praising us so much, it's a shame, we are a bunch of cross talkers, it's really embarrassing for you." ”

He Xiangdong clenched his fists and bowed.

The audience applauded and cheered again.

He Xiangdong straightened up and said: "Since you all like to listen to cross talk, we must say it well, we will talk about it for as long as you can listen, as long as you like to listen, we will talk about death." If you don't leave tonight, we won't go first. ”

In the last sentence, He Xiangdong bit particularly powerfully.

"Good ......" rang out loud applause from the audience.

He Xiangdong stretched out his hands and pressed it: "Hey, don't don't, stop, stop, don't stop, don't stop......"

The applause that had just stopped was encouraged by He Xiangdong's shamelessness again, and it caused a burst of laughter.

"Woo ......"

"Appeal ......"

Voices of disgust came after another.

Xue Guo said: "There is no such thing as you, you are openly asking for applause?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said: "No, no, this is all praised by the audience, we came on stage to say cross talk to the audience, just say cross talk well." ”

Xue Guo nodded: "That's right. ”

He Xiangdong turned around and asked, "Teacher Xue, let me ask you a question." ”

Xue Guo said: "Ouch, you are polite, please ask." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It is said that we have four homework in cross talk, eating and drinking...... Well, do you know what the four are?"

"Wow......" The audience roared.

Xue Guole said: "No, you wait, what do you say, eat and drink?"

He Xiangdong said vaguely: "Don't you all say that?"

Xue Guo said angrily: "That's called learning to sing, what do you want to eat and drink, besides eating and drinking?"

He Xiangdong licked his lips and looked obscene.

Xue Guo's whole person was not good, and he showed a very disgusted expression.

The audience of "......" was also quite disgusted.

He Xiangdong was very embarrassed and said: "There are also prostitution." ”

"Oh ......" this time, the disgusting voice is really earth-shattering.

Xue Guo also smiled and quipped: "It's good, you don't gamble." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said embarrassedly: "Hey, isn't it that I'm afraid of losing the gambling and having no money to prostitute." ”

"Wow......" Xue Guo was startled.

"Woo ......" the audience coaxed.

He Xiangdong was still waving proudly: "Okay, thank you, thank you." ”

Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him: "Thank you for what?"

"I'm not proud. ”

Xue Guo said: "What are you proud of? Are you proud? I said do you want face, ah? Oh, good guy, as soon as you come on stage to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, don't you know the four lessons of our cross talk?"

He Xiangdong flattered: "I know, I know, I am proficient in these four subjects." ”

Xue Guo took a moment to ask, "Oh, what will you do?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's all right, I'm personally better at singing." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What do you sing?"

He Xiangdong said: "Metropolis, Beijing Pingbangqu, I can come to small songs and minor tunes from all over the world." ”

Xue Guo was slightly surprised: "Hey, there are quite a few of them, you can sing something to us casually." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, then I'll sing a little tune, some of the songs are very nice to sing, one of them is called "Monk Sigh", have you heard it?"

Xue Guo shook his head and said, "This one really doesn't exist." ”

Young Ma Ye watched from the audience, and said softly: "The newly changed traditional joke." ”

Chang Siye also said: "Kao Liu is a worker." ”

The name of this cross talk is "Learning Little Song", which is a traditional cross talk, but it is very flexible, just like learning to sing.

You can put any story on it, you can put any tune on it, it's okay, it's very flexible, you can play it to your heart's content.

But it is precisely because you can play to your heart's content, so it is not easy to say this cross talk well, one actor and one statement, the test is real kung fu.

He Xiangdong wants to show his peers a hand.