Chapter 653: Learning Little Songs
He Xiangdong said: "Let me explain a little, there are four lessons in cross talk, talking about learning to sing, the singing list here refers to the Taiping lyrics, and there are also duets that count the treasure, but this belongs to the category of singing Allegro." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Xue Guo nodded: "Yes." ”
There are four courses in cross talk, and there are 12 in detail, this theory He Xiangdong has been popularizing to the audience, and now with He Xiangdong's popularity, this theory has affected more and more people.
Now many viewers already know that the singing finger in the cross talk is to sing Taiping lyrics, and now some actors also include singing and singing songs on the TV, and they will also spew angrily in front of the TV.
This is all due to He Xiangdong's propaganda, anyway, as long as someone says that there are other things now, the audience of Xiang Wenshe can immediately react that this product will not sing Taiping lyrics at all, otherwise he would not say so.
It's infinite contempt in an instant, anyway, the audience of Xiang Wenshe really looks down on the audience who listens to other cross talk actors. Without him, because He Xiangdong will know too much, he is a treasure trove of cross talk, he knows everything, he has inherited too many things, and you can see the century-old development history of cross talk by looking at him alone.
So how can the audience of Xiang Wenshe still look down on others, not to mention how arrogant they are.
Just like Qiu Wuyu planned for He Xiangdong at the beginning, to make the audience of Xiangwen Club feel superior, to let them understand some cross talk, and to make them feel that listening to Xiang Wenshe's cross talk is a very face-saving thing, and it is necessary to make such a brand effect.
After years of hard work, we are finally seeing some results.
He Xiangdong then continued: "Then the others include small tunes, opera drums, this is singing, but it belongs to learning, this is called learning to sing." ”
Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes." ”
He Xiangdong said: "And what I'm better at is singing, including learning to sing and Taiping lyrics." ”
Xue Guo said: "Then you show the show, just show the monk you just said." ”
He Xiangdong turned around and said suspiciously: "Others don't know this song, you should know it." ”
Xue Guo asked rhetorically, "Why do I have to know?"
He Xiangdong said: "Because your father is a monk." ”
"Haha......" the audience laughed.
Xue Guo was not happy, and narrowed his eyes: "Hey, don't talk nonsense, if my father is a monk, where did I come from?"
He Xiangdong was still unhappy, and said hurriedly: "Look at what I'm doing, our age is not suitable." ”
"Poof......" the audience burst out laughing.
He Xiangdong got cheap and sold well: "Of course, if you lack father's love, I don't mind suffering." ”
Xue Guo pushed He Xiangdong away and shouted: "Go, I haven't heard of it." ”
"Woo ......" The audience coaxed again and again, and He Xiangdong was also snickering.
Xue Guo's anger did not subside: "You are not like words." ”
He Xiangdong explained: "What I mean is that although your father is a monk, he is not a serious monk. ”
Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "Ah, Monk Hua?"
He Xiangdong immediately took himself out: "This is what you said." ”
Xue Guo hurriedly argued: "What, what did I say, what kind of flower monk?"
He Xiangdong explained: "It's that monk, when I was a child, in the temple, when I grew up, I won't be a monk, that's it." ”
Xue Guo said angrily: "That's called a monk jumping over the wall, what kind of flower monk." ”
The monk jumping over the wall is a folk custom in China, which is popular in the northern region. Usually after the child is born, his health is not good, and the family is afraid that he will not be able to support him, so he will be sent to the temple and let the Buddha bless him.
When he was twelve or thirteen years old, the child grew up, and the family still pointed to him as the heir, but it was not good to be in the temple all the time.
But how can the Buddha gate enter and exit at will, so there is a trick to deceive the Buddha. The child deliberately made a small mistake in the temple and was chased and beaten by the master in the temple with a stick.
The child fled to the edge of the wall, stepped on a stool that had been placed there a long time ago, and waited for the master to come over, chase after him, and then he jumped again, jumped out of the wall, and escaped into the red dust, which is called a monk who jumped over the wall.
There has always been a pair of old acquaintances sitting under the stage, Huo Mingde and Guo Junqiang, these two still bought tickets and sneaked in to see, they and He Xiangdong are old acquaintances.
But now they don't dare to come forward to recognize each other, they still intersected as friends back then, but now He Xiangdong has left them far behind, and now He Xiangdong is currently the hottest cross talk actor, and what about them......
Huo Mingde and Guo Junqiang lowered their heads, they didn't even dare to reveal their identities as cross talk actors, they all bought tickets to enter the venue by themselves, and secretly hid from the farthest distance to watch.
When the Peony Award was selected, they had seen He Xiangdong from afar, and it is the same now, but this stage only belongs to He Xiangdong now, and they only have the qualifications to wait and see now.
Alas...... Time is easy, life is unpredictable.
He Xiangdong said to Xue Guo: "Your father was not in good health when he was a child, so he was sent to the temple. The little monk can't do any work, just chanting scriptures every day, sweeping the floor, and there are no friends around, so he is very bored, so he hummed and sang such a little song. ”
Xue Guo suddenly said, "Oh, that's how it came." ”
"I'll sing it to you. He Xiangdong clasped his hands together, turned his head and asked Xue Guo: "Hey, do you think I don't look like your father." ”
"Go. Xue Guo waved his hand angrily.
The audience laughed again.
He Xiangdong was serious for a moment, opened his mouth and sang: "Little monk, the head is bare, the robe is draped on the body, the little wooden fish knocks on a ping-pong, chanting Buddha and burning incense, suddenly a gust of wind blows, and a burst of fragrance wafts over." Amitabha, what is it, the incense of the thief Lala. ”
It's very light-hearted and playful, but also very lively and nice to listen to.
Xue Guo was surprised: "Yo, it's really good." ”
The audience is also dazzled, this little song is very small and fresh.
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "A fragrance wafted over, why is it so fragrant." ”
Xue Guo hurriedly continued: "Yes, where does this fragrance come from?"
He Xiangdong said: "Because of this monk's temple, next to it is a nunnery, separated by a wall. ”
"Huh?" Xue Guo's whole person was not good.
The audience was also dumbfounded.
Xue Guo asked, "No, how can there be a nunnery built next to the monk's temple?"
He Xiangdong explained: "Don't you have that sentence, men and women are matched, and they are not tired of working." ”
Xue Guo was speechless, and held back for a long time before saying, "Ho, you are still really reasonable." ”
He Xiangdong nodded: "That's right, it's so reasonable." There was not only the smell wafting from this wall, but also the sound of singing. ”
Xue Guo was puzzled: "Singing?"
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, the name of this little song is Nun Sigh." ”
Xue Guo was stunned and said, "The nun also sighed?"
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, your mother is a nun. ”
Xue Guo said: "Yes, my mother is a nun, and my father is a monk, how did the two get together?"
He Xiangdong said: "Because your mother is not a serious nun?"
Xue Guo was startled and hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, if this nun is not serious, it will be too scary." ”
"Woo ......" The audience roared.
He Xiangdong was amused.