Seeing the sprinkler truck, you know who is coming, that is the famous sprinkler brother Comrade Shen Jiwei, a few days ago he also drove the sprinkler truck to destroy the cultural wall of Wubi Village, this goods came again today with a sprinkler truck. n∈，

Sure enough, it was Shen Jiwei, he not only came by himself, but also found two helpers, one is Comrade Xiong Erwei and the other is Comrade Ji Wei, both of them came with sprinkler trucks, and I don't know where Comrade Shen Jiwei borrowed the sprinkler truck, it won't be rented.

Three people rushed madly in three sprinkler trucks, high-pressure water cannons on the roof of the car like anti-aircraft guns, and they were almost standing in the cab with their heads sticking out of the window, grinning at the big guys.

"Brother Gao, don't be afraid, the underworld is unreliable, and our brothers, we are all your good brothers, we are all famous anti-Japanese heroes!"

"I'll go, one stupid ratio is not enough, there are three stupid comparisons here, before you come, you don't save some water in advance, you shoot all the way over, you won't run out of water in a while!"

Gao Feng saw these three viagra drivers rushing over frantically in a sprinkler truck, and the high-pressure water gun kept spraying water columns, which caught Jiang Wenhua's subordinates off guard, including Gao Feng, who was also caught off guard, and instantly became soup chickens, and the ghosts cried wolf and dodged.

"I'll go, Gao Feng, is this your rescuer, or is it a rescuer in someone's village, I haven't shot anyone yet, so I'll shoot us wet first." ”

The three two-ball goods were happy: "Hehe, Brother Gao, I'm sorry, we really didn't think about it so much, we just wanted to save our brother, if you remind us like this, we feel that there is not much water in the jar, otherwise we will turn it off first." ”

These three stupid ratios just rushed all the way, and the road surface was washed like a heavy rain, and the road surface was completely washed clean, which can be regarded as a good thing, and the high temperature in the past few days has made the big guy uncomfortable.

After Jiang Wenhua's subordinates were washed out of the soup chicken, they felt cool and comfortable, and they even had a water fight.

"Forget it, you just rush directly, rush into Wubi Village, since Bi Yue said that we want to fight, let's fight, I'm afraid that you haven't rushed much, and you will have no water." ”

Gao Feng's worry is reasonable, these three guys shoot all the way, how many ways can this can of water be spilled, it is estimated that these three goods will start to spray all the way after pumping water.

"Hehe, Brother Gao, then it's up to fate, shoot as many as you want, if we just don't have water, we have another defense." ”

The three viagras grinned with their big mouths as they drove their sprinkler trucks frantically towards the fortifications of Wubi Village, and of course the three high-pressure water cannons sprayed water inside.

"Haha, one stupid comparison is not enough, two more stupid comparisons, you think we are all stupid comparisons, waiting to be sprayed by you, we are on guard, just waiting for a few of you stupid comparisons to attack. ”

When the three viagra drove the sprinkler truck, the villagers of Wubi Village put on raincoats for the first time, and then shot bows and arrows at the three sprinkler trucks, crackling on the sprinkler trucks, the most important thing was to shoot at the tires of the sprinkler truck, last time in order to stop Shen Jiwei's sprinkler truck, they just broke his tires, making Shen Jiwei's sprinkler completely lying down, this time is no exception, they also want to shoot the tires of the sprinkler truck, so that the three sprinkler trucks are completely lying down.

However, this time the situation was different, the bows and arrows of the villagers of Wubi Village were shot on the tires of the sprinkler truck, but they did not do anything, but the bows and arrows were all shot on the tires.

"Hehe, old five, you think I've been stupid, I have the experience of the last time, I now wrap the tires of the sprinkler with straw, not only can you not shoot them, but we also borrowed arrows, this is called grass tires borrowing arrows, we are smart, we are all Zhuge Liang, we can use the art of war!"

The three viagras were very proud, they got inspiration from Zhuge Liang's straw boat borrowed arrows, they wrapped the tires of the sprinkler truck with thick straw, and as a result, the bows and arrows shot by the villagers of Wubi Village were all shot on the straw.

"Ouch, this world is so crazy, even Silly has studied the art of war, and has learned to borrow arrows from a straw boat.

However, you are not Zhuge Liang, you are three stupid comparisons, you only learn other people's fur, people borrow arrows from grass boats, that arrows can't penetrate the boat, but your car tires are only wrapped with straw, not iron, as long as we continue to shoot arrows, we will shoot through your tires. ”

The three sprinkler brothers are also geniuses, and they even thought of borrowing arrows from the grass boat and wrapping the sprinkler tires with thick straw, they wanted the grass tires to borrow arrows, but they ignored one point, the car tires were not wrapped with a layer of iron before wrapping the straw, and it would still be shot through by the bow and arrows.

"Hey, old five, you are reminding us that we are indeed wearing a layer of iron, can you give us a chance to fight with you after wrapping the iron. ”

"Haha, I'm sorry, this opportunity can only be left for you next time, this time I won't give you any chance, I'm going to let you completely lie down. ”

Bi Yue's grandfather ordered to shoot the tires of the three sprinkler trucks, and the bows and arrows they prepared were really inexhaustible, it seems that the villagers have not been idle these days, and have been preparing bows and arrows at home, and many poplars have been cut down.

There was another burst of wild shooting, and the three viagra grass tires borrowed arrows completely failed, and the tires of the three sprinkler trucks were completely broken, and the three sprinkler trucks all lay down before they could rush to the first line of fortifications, and Shen Jiwei shouted loudly.

"I'll check, it's over now, I rented it for 800 yuan for a cart of water, and how much is it if I break a dozen tires now."

Brother Gao, you have to bear the rent of this sprinkler truck and the money for repairing tires, and this is also rented to help you. ”

After listening to Shen Jiwei's words, Gao Feng almost stopped crying, and let him really guess, this is really a rented sprinkler truck, or is it rented for 800 yuan to sprinkle water, this rent is frighteningly expensive.

When the three sprinkler trucks rushed towards Wubi Village, Jiang Wenhua's group of subordinates were still excited, thinking that these three viagra could be ashamed of them, but they didn't expect that this would end before it started, and the sprinkler truck was completely lying on its stomach.

"Haha, three fools, you're finished, don't think you have a high-pressure water gun, we're afraid of you, we're a railway guerrilla, that's not afraid of anything, look at your high-pressure water gun, it's about to become a dumb gun." ”

The villagers of Wubi Village cheered and jumped again, they sang and danced again, and beat gongs and drums again to celebrate the victory, and the three viagra sprinkler trucks were not only lying on their stomachs, but they also had not much water in their tanks, and seeing that the high-pressure water gun was like a child peeing, they knew that they had run out of ammunition.

Three sprinkler trucks were deflated, and so were three viagras.

"I'll go, it's not good to be a teacher, Brother Gao, we can't stop you, we can't help you!"

"Hehe, you don't have to be sorry for the peak, you don't have to blame yourself, we won't let you escape so easily this time, we are going to arrest you and strip your clothes and hang them on the top of the village gatehouse, and hang you for a week, so that you can reflect and reflect, what kind of consequences you want to get from the results of treating us." ”

Bi Yue's grandfather, Old Man Wubi, gave an order, and dozens of villagers jumped out of the fortifications, and they surrounded the sprinkler truck.

"Hey, the fifth child, we are good friends of your nephew and son-in-law, we can still be his best man, you can't treat the best man like this, you hang us like this for a week, that's not to dry us, our meat is not delicious when dried into bacon, it must be sour and smelly." ”

The three viagras are also self-aware, knowing that their meat is sour and smelly, they are also anxious to beg for mercy, Bi Yue's grandfather Wubi Old Man doesn t care about this, stroked his goate and smiled proudly.

"Hehe, you want to be Feng'er's best man, but Grandpa Ben doesn't want to, you look ugly as the best man, you have to let your relatives and friends can't eat.

Hehe, I also know that your meat is sour and smelly, and I don't plan to dry you into bacon for people to eat, I only plan to feed the big wolf dogs. ”

Dozens of villagers moved quickly, and after a while, they came to the front of the three sprinkler trucks, brandished the red scarf gun and the big knife in their hands, and let the three viagras get out of the cab.

"Hehe, uncles, we have something to say, we will become relatives soon, our senior brother will become your son-in-law, then we are also your son-in-law, you will let us go!"

"Let's go to the ball, your brother Gao has become our son-in-law, that is the family is handsome, just like Song Joong Ki in South Korea, we all want to marry our daughter to him, but unfortunately the village party secretary took the lead."

But you are different, you look like little Japanese devils, you want to be our son-in-law, we don't agree to anything, we just marry our daughter to an ugly monster, and we won't marry you three. ”

The villagers waved the red scarf guns in their hands and shouted loudly, telling them to get out of the car quickly, or they would smash the car, and the three viagras smiled hippie smiles again.

"Uncles, if you can't be a son-in-law, there's no need to be so ruthless, after all, we still have some relatives and bones.

Uncles, we ask you, are you afraid of pepper?"

"Talk about it, who is not afraid of pepper, usually go to a restaurant to eat, as long as you smell pepper, you will sneeze, if you get it in your eyes, it will be even more unbearable, are you stupid than not afraid of pepper!"

The three viagra asked these villagers a strange question, and these villagers scolded them again, who is not afraid of pepper, everyone is afraid of it, usually stir-fry and smell its smell will sneeze, let alone get it in the eyes, it must be too spicy to stand it.

"Uncles, since you are also afraid of pepper, then we can rest assured!"

The three viagras got an affirmative answer, and they bared their teeth again, which made these villagers and monks confused.

"Hey, you three stupid comparisons, what does this mean, we are afraid of pepper, what do you care, do you want to spray us with pepper!"

"That's right, we just want to spray your pepper, I, Shen Jiwei, also got five hundred yuan of pepper on credit from the shopkeeper, which is used to spray you, of course, the five hundred yuan is also recorded on Brother Gao's head!"