Comrade Fang Cun was secretly happy, he also understood that sentence, opportunities always favor those who are prepared, and he is a person who comes prepared today.

Fang Cun once again guessed the repetition of Miao Buzheng's old tricks, and the leader of Miao University once again said that he forgot to bring his wallet, and he was the first to ask Fang Cun to pay for him.

Miao Buzheng's behavior is repeated every day, and the big guys are not surprised, and they are very disgusting in private.

Fang Cun turned the two pockets of his pants upside down, but Miao Buzheng still didn't believe it, he shot a sharp toothpick at Fang Cun, thinking that Fang Cun would hide his wallet in the crotch of his pants.

When Miao Buzheng's thin toothpick shot into the crotch of Fang Cun's pants, Fang Cun understood why this Miao team leader played with toothpicks every day, he Miao Buzheng really deserved to be the descendant of Miao Renfeng, Miao Renfeng is the first sword in the world, he Miao Buzheng is the world's first toothpick hero, the accuracy and strength of his toothpick shooting, that is really unbeatable, completely into the egg into the flesh three points.

Miao Buzheng shot this toothpick into the middle of Fang Cun's crotch, and Fang Cun was holding the two bird eggs under his tools and fainted, lying in the van with his feet facing the sky.

"Hehe, Fang Cun, no matter how small your egg is, your Brother Miao can shoot it accurately, no matter how small it is in your Brother Miao's eyes, it will present a bull's-eye, your Brother Miao will only shoot the ten-ring bull's-eye, and will never shoot outside the ten-ring bull's-eye. ”

Fang Cun was shot down by Miao Buzheng on the spot, and Miao Bu was beaming, but he also found that Comrade Fang Cun did not bring a wallet, so Miao Buzheng scolded.

"Fang Cun, you are still playing with your brother Miao, I don't bring a wallet, and you kid doesn't bring a wallet, aren't you Dong Shi Xiaofeng?"

Two minutes later, Fang Cun got up, and he ran to the back row of seats in the van despite the pain, took off his pants and grabbed under his tools, carefully looking for the toothpick that Miao Bu was shooting at him.

"Hehe, little brother, your brother didn't bring a wallet either, it seems that you are the only one who paid for this breakfast. ”

The breakfast shop owner was accustomed to Miao Buzheng's habits, and he was not in a hurry and held the attitude of watching the excitement to see Miao Buzheng and their jokes.

"Boss, don't be impatient, don't worry, he doesn't have a wallet with this product, so naturally someone else will bring a wallet. ”

Miao Bu was telling the breakfast shop owner not to worry, and the breakfast shop owner pointed to the front of the van and then to the back of the van, and he replied with a smile.

"Haha, little brother, this boss is not in a hurry at all, you continue to act, anyway, you can't escape, the front and rear wheels of your van are blocked by big rocks, can you still play and drift on the spot?"

But no, the owner of the breakfast shop moved two boulders, one blocking the front wheel of the van and the other blocking the rear wheel of the van.

The owner of the breakfast shop looked at his masterpiece, these two boulders weighing one hundred and thirty or forty pounds, his heart was as calm as water, and he squinted at Miao Buzheng's jokes, and he also watched Miao Buzheng and them as a play.

The people in the Crescent Group Survey Group are like a bunch of crazy people, to put it bluntly, a bunch of fools, acting seriously every day for a few breakfasts.

"Chang Short, are you going to let me shoot your eggs, or do you obediently take out your wallet?"

Miao Buzheng's next target is Chang Short, this time Miao Bu took three toothpicks, squinted and aimed the toothpick at Chang Short's crotch.

"Don't, Team Leader Miao, you've figured out the situation, it's not too late for you to shoot.

Fang Cun, he didn't bring a wallet, and I forgot to bring a wallet, we had already discussed it today.

Brother Miao, people say that a gentleman doesn't do anything, it's better to do it yourself, I'll turn my pockets and take off my pants by myself, and let you see if I have a wallet with me. ”

Comrade Chang Short came quite simply, and as soon as Miao Buzheng turned his face to him, he took the initiative to stand up, and took the initiative to take measures, turning his two trouser pockets over and dusting it seven or eight times with his hands.

"Team Leader Miao, you see, except for some sunflower seeds that fell down, there is no wallet hidden in this pocket. ”

But no, Comrade Chang Short is usually used to knocking melon seeds, he has two teeth that are missing a big mouth, which is a gap formed by long-term knocking melon seeds, and there is no shortage of melon seeds in his pants pocket almost every day.

In fact, each of us has the habit of knocking melon seeds, and many female comrades are even more powerful, and they can't wait to knock melon seeds almost every day.

However, the big guys have not found that there will be one or two teeth with a big gap when knocking melon seeds for a long time, which is also the effect of knocking the gap as long as the teeth are deep.

Comrade Fang Cun's movements did not stop, after he finished turning through his pockets, he immediately pulled off his pants again, he did not shy away in front of everyone, and pulled his pants to the end, revealing his overgrown and fluffy place.

After Fang Cun took off his pants, he also jumped five or six times, swaying his hairy grass, and what was even more odious was that when Comrade Fang Cun took off his pants, he couldn't help but let out three loud farts, and three puffs of green smoke came out with the fart, making the whole van filled with green smoke.

"Hehe, Team Leader Miao, you see, I jumped five or six times, proving that I don't have a wallet except for my petite tools.

And don't be weird with the big guys, people say take off your pants and fart, I'm often short Comrade This is taking off your pants and farting, have you smelled a smell of original melon seeds. ”

"I'll check, your grandmother's size is original, you smell of stinking shit, you have a toothpick." ”

Comrade Chang Short's three farts blew Miao Buzheng's nose crooked, because this Comrade Chang Short not only jumped five or six times, but he also turned his butt to his mouth every time he let out a fart, so that Chang Short's three stinky farts exploded in Miao Buzheng's mouth, and three puffs of green smoke came out of Miao Buzheng's mouth.

Chang Short's three farts also allowed him to enjoy Miao Buzheng's three thin toothpicks, all three of which hit the center of Chang Short's bird's egg, and they also scored three points into the egg.

That's how it got into the egg, but Comrade Chang Short didn't feel the pain, that was because he didn't feel the pain yet, and that was because Chang Short jumped a little forgetful and was numb at first.

After he felt the pain, Comrade Chang Short also jumped to the back row of the van with his crotch in his arms, just like Comrade Fang Cun, and almost inserted his head into his crotch, and began to look for toothpicks carefully and meticulously.

"Hehe, you guys are so fun, and you guys are really fun.

Little brother, do you continue to play, or do you take the initiative to pay for this breakfast? ”

The owner of the breakfast shop, who looked like he was not thinking about it, squinted at what happened in the van, and he really felt that it was fun.

Miao Bu took a breath and spat at the boss with his mouth open.

"Hehe, boss, of course we continued, who is my Miao Bu, and I have never paid the money myself, and today will not be an exception. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop was opening his mouth wide with joy, but he didn't expect Miao Bu to breathe at him, and he understood why Miao Bu was taking a sharp breath before exhaling, because the mouth of this thing was the fart of Comrade Chang Short.

Miao Buzheng exhaled coldly, and the owner of the breakfast shop felt that green smoke was coming out of his nose and eyes, as well as his mouth, like a master smoker who could hold back his cigarette, after holding a puff of smoke, the smoke could not only come out of his mouth, but also from his nostrils.

"Hehe, this fart tastes so good, this fart is so fragrant, there is really a smell of original sunflower seeds, it's really good!"

The owner of this breakfast shop can smell the original melon seeds from the fart, which is really drunk.

"Master, it's your turn, the two of them don't bring any money, so it's up to you to pay for this breakfast. ”

Fang Cun and Chang Short really didn't bring their wallets, and they didn't have any free time at this time, they were all working hard to find those toothpicks that Miao Bu was shooting at them, and the two of them were tired and sweating profusely, and they hadn't been able to find the toothpick that was three points into the egg.

The last target was the master, and when Miao Bu was turning his face towards the cab, he found that the master had already jumped out of the car, and Comrade the master was standing outside the van, making movements while going backwards.

"Team Leader Miao, you are clear now, the three of us have discussed it, we had an emergency meeting last night, that is, to unify our thinking, and to deal with your daily tricks and never pay for it.

Leader Miao, Fang Cun and Chang Short didn't bring a wallet, and my master definitely won't bring a wallet, I don't believe you can take a look. ”

The master also pulled out the bottom of his trouser pocket, and there was nothing except two safety condoms that fell out of his trouser pocket.

"Hehe, Brother Miao, do you know, nine out of ten drivers, this is what I'm going to use to the bathing center, if you want to use it, I'll give you one, this thing is not too expensive, and the wholesale is only five cents a piece."

Brother Miao, you can see it clearly, I don't have anything else in my pocket except this set, let alone my wallet. ”

The master picked up the two security condoms that fell on the ground, put one in his pocket, and threw the other at Miao Buzheng, who also reached out to take it, and bit the security condom in his mouth, like biting a toothpick.

Miao Buzheng pointed to the crotch of the master: "The master, your crotch is more bulging than everyone else, could it be a wallet?"

The master shook his head as he stepped back and replied: "Team Leader Miao, this is my own tool, my tool is large, not comparable to their small one, and there is absolutely no wallet in it." ”

Miao Buzheng really didn't believe it, pointed to the crotch of the master and continued to ask: "Master of the master, since you have nothing else in the crotch except for your own tools, why don't you take off your pants as generously as square inches and Chang short, why do you walk backwards at the same time!"

Facing Miao Buzheng's questioning, the master smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, Brother Miao, there are two reasons why I don't take off my pants, one is that I am more shy and don't like to show my selfishness in front of others, and secondly, I am afraid that you will shoot my private parts with a toothpick, you have shot a toothpick in square inches, and you have three toothpicks in Chang Short, and you still have six toothpicks left, that's not all left for me, can I be so stupid and let you shoot." ”

The master is really not stupid, his analysis is well-founded, there are still six toothpicks left in his mouth, and the target is only his master, which doesn't mean that these six toothpicks are left for his master alone.

"Master, then how can you show that you don't have a wallet hidden in your crotch?"

Miao Buzheng only cared about the wallet, and he didn't care about the shyness of the master and the problem of his private parts.

"Team Leader Miao, of course I can prove it, you can look at it like this, it's clear, I don't need to take off all my pants. ”

The master made a gesture as he stepped back and turned his pants outward, revealing two-thirds of his private parts, and then restored them to their original shape.

As he flipped through his pants to reveal his private parts, a head of garlic fell out of his crotch.