The master didn't dare to be the same as Fang Cun and Chang Short, so he generously pulled his pants to the end, and thoroughly measured out his private parts for Miao Buzheng to check.

Instead, the master made another move, turning his pants over and returning them to their original state, exposing two-thirds of his private parts, and covering them up in time.

The master also wore the kind of elastic sweatpants with rubber bands, which were easy for him to pull and retract, and a garlic head fell out of his crotch when he turned over the pants.

"Ouch, I really didn't expect it, your crotch is filled with garlic, I thought your kid's tool was really large, it turns out that this is just a fake, just like a woman's breasts, or there is silicone inside, or there is a pad inside. ”

Miao Buzheng saw the movements of the master, and he was amazed when he saw the garlic head falling out of the crotch of the master.

There was another person who was also stunned, he was the owner of the breakfast shop, his two eyes were about to jump out, people in any industry have occupational diseases, and the owner of this breakfast shop also has occupational diseases, and he is guilty of occupational diseases when he sees this big garlic head.

"Ouch, little brother, your garlic head is really big, where did you get this garlic head, I'll go there and buy some back, or else, I'll give you money, you help me get some garlic like this." ”

The owner of this breakfast shop has business in his eyes, and he thought of buying a little garlic with his shop, which is also a way to attract customers, and he has garlic in his shop every day to attract repeat customers.

"Hehe, boss, my garlic head is my own family, of course it's big. ”

When garlic fell out of his crotch, the master blushed, and he explained to the boss in embarrassment.

"Hey, Master, your crotch is still relatively bulging, just like the diapers of two children, I seriously suspect that the wallet is in your crotch, you want to lie to me Miao Buzheng It is impossible, no matter how large your tool is, it is impossible for it to be so big, even the tool of the cow is not as big as you." ”

Miao Buzheng questioned, it is true that the crotch of this master is not an ordinary bulge, as Miao Buzheng said, his crotch is really like the diapers of two children.

"Team Leader Miao, you must believe it, my master is different from others, and it is not the same as that cow, I am a king-sized tool. ”

Miao Buzheng questioned, and the master continued to retreat, and continued to explain to him, Miao Buzheng shook his head.

"Master, I don't believe it strictly, your tool is too empty and exaggerated, you can deceive others, you can't deceive your Brother Miao, your Brother Miao is hot-eyed, you take off your pants to your heels and completely expose your private parts, I will believe you." ”

"Team Leader Miao, this is a big court, my master is a normal person, and he won't be as stupid as the two big fools of Fang Cun and Chang Short, how can I be embarrassed to take off my pants on the street, you can see it clearly like this." ”

The master turned over the elastic pants of the rubber band again, revealing two-thirds of his private parts, and then let go of the elastic pants and bounced them back.

This time, the master didn't just do this action once, he did this action five or six times in a row, his purpose was to let Miao Bu just see clearly, his bulging crotch did not hide his wallet, he did the action of turning his pants, and asked Miao Buzheng at the same time.

"Team Leader Miao, you can see it clearly now, I really don't have a wallet hidden in my crotch, I don't have a wallet hidden, I don't have a wallet hidden in it, I said it three times when I said important things. ”

The master turned his pants five or six times in a row, and he didn't see his wallet hidden in his private parts, but a lot of garlic heads fell from his private parts one after another, crackling and rolling to the ground.

"Ouch, your crotch has become a garlic head, but you have so many garlic heads, how can I see these garlic heads so familiar, it seems that I have seen these garlic heads from somewhere." ”

Garlic heads fell out of the crotch of the master, Miao Buzheng was not surprised, the owner of the breakfast shop screamed first, he also saw those garlic heads and eyes opened, people saw money eyes open, but he saw garlic eyes opened.

"Hehe, boss, don't be jealous, these garlic heads are indeed my own growing. My master is good at a mouthful of garlic, and my mother-in-law is reluctant to let me eat one more garlic, so I have to make such a small action.

Every time I steal two garlic heads from home and hide them in my crotch, I accumulate so much over time that it is like a diaper for two children. ”

The master hurriedly picked up the garlic heads that fell on the ground, and as soon as he lowered his head to pick them up, the rest of the garlic heads in his crotch all fell out, like a hen laying eggs, crackling out of the master's crotch.

After all the garlic heads fell out, the big guy found that there were about five catties of garlic hidden in the crotch of the master's pants, and the big guy also admired the master's crotch very much.

"Ouch, I said little brother, your crotch is really king-size, and it is full of more than five catties of garlic.

However, I always feel that these garlic heads are so familiar, like where have I seen these garlic heads, this picture is so familiar to me, I have to think about it. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop squinted his eyes and leaned against the chef's van and thought deeply, looking like a primary school student doing a math problem, and suddenly couldn't remember how much one plus two equaled, as if he was thinking and meditating.

"Hehe, boss, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, this is not your garlic head, don't feel familiar, everyone's garlic head is not the same, the garlic head in the world is the same." ”

The garlic head fell to the ground, and Comrade Sifu was in a hurry, he took off his shirt and wrapped the garlic head on the ground.

"Oh, you stupid boss, you still want a bird, that's your garlic head, you can't recognize it, my Miao Buzheng knows it, your garlic head has been marked, and there is a king character engraved on it. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop was leaning on the van to hold his cheek in deep thought, and Miao Bu was piercing his head with six toothpicks, and the owner of the breakfast shop was about forty-three years old, but he had already begun to lose his head.

Miao Buzheng's toothpick was stuck on the melon seeds in his head, and it went directly into his brain for three points, and he couldn't pull it out, which was three points more powerful than the needle.

", no wonder I feel so familiar, how do I look at it and feel so familiar, it's always like I've seen it somewhere, it's always so familiar, the picture engraved with the word king is too familiar.

I can tell you, little brother, I carved the word king on the garlic head, or the inspiration I got from the picture of the tiger, the king of beasts, the tiger's head has a king character on it, and it just so happens that my surname is Wang.

In the past, the garlic head in my house was often lost, five catties were lost when I bought five catties, and ten catties were lost when I bought ten catties, and the speed of loss was particularly fast, and after a long time, we suspected that it was stolen by the boss of the mutton soup next door, but we could not find evidence.

In order to prevent the garlic head from being lost again, I thought of such a way, and the result was to prevent the loss from happening again, these two days I found out that the garlic head was stolen, and we suspected the mutton soup shop next door, and the day before yesterday there was a big fight with them, and both of them almost used the knife.

I really didn't expect it, the real thief, it turned out that you stole the goods, so I have always suspected the wrong person, today I have to find a chance to apologize to others, and then buy ten catties of garlic to express the guilt. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop ran over, snatched the shirt from the master's hand, opened the shirt and looked at the garlic heads, and the owner of the breakfast shop hugged the garlic heads and cried bitterly.

"My baby, my garlic, you're finally back!"

These garlic heads are engraved with words, and there is a big king character engraved on them, and there is also an eye-catching king character on the melon seeds on the head of the tiger, the king of beasts.

The master was arrested, he had to pay for today's breakfast, and he also lost fifty catties of garlic, and the boss of the family sued him, and if he stole five catties for one ten, he would repay ten times more.

There are only two ways in front of the master, one is to lose money, and the other is to send it to the police station, and the master can only choose to lose money.

"Hehe, boss, my Miao Buzheng didn't say much, I Miao Buzheng has never paid for the consumption by himself, and today will not be an exception, Comrade Sifu still obediently paid the bill." ”

The master was crying and mournful, but Miao Buzheng was proud, a small face was smiling like a sunflower, and the owner of the breakfast shop gave Miao Buzheng a thumbs up.

"Little brother, you are really a master among the old men, you are the first in the world for your debt. ”

Leaving the breakfast shop, the master poured bitter water: "Team Leader Miao, I was all killed by you, I was all killed by you." ”

Miao Buzheng replied to the master with a smile: "Haha, master, this is called not skillful, when a thief needs more accurate skills, your brother Miao only steals three garlic heads every day, you must also remember that things are not more than three, more than three then you have to show up, you stupid than stealing garlic for the first time you steal five catties, then you are not looking for trouble." ”

Miao Buzheng also took out three garlic heads from the crotch of his pants, took them in his hand and shook them to the master, the garlic head was also engraved with three eye-catching king characters, the master looked at the garlic head in Miao Buzheng's hand, he was like a frosted eggplant.

"Grandma's, your Miao team leader steals garlic every day, but he didn't find it once, my master stole it once, but he was caught, this is too unfair, God is not fair. ”

After dinner, the master found Fang Cun and Chang Short together, and discussed how to deal with Miao Buzheng, and he had to give the morning qi, otherwise the qi in his heart would not be even.

Fang Cun and Chang Short told Comrade Sù Sifu that he would treat others in his own way, didn't he Miao Buzheng also steal garlic, and we will do it tomorrow.