In the early morning classroom, I was memorizing and reciting these inconsequential miscellaneous knowledge, because these so-called common sense of life will never appear in the exam, so I am classified as miscellaneous knowledge that can be known or not, but these have a high probability of appearing in those variety shows such as Lucky 213 that I want to participate in. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Now the topics I remember in my hand are the topics that Lin Xi specially collected for me after learning about my competition, and now when I think of Lin Xi's happier appearance than me, I really have palpitations, and the glowing eyes are as if I want to eat people~

But it doesn't matter, having her behind the scenes also saves me the effort of checking the information.

"Darling, long time no see, I miss you so much~" The first thing that little Lori Lu Ying did when she arrived at school was to pounce, her hands around my neck, the whole person was attached to my back, and her little face kept rubbing against my face, that innocent and lively atmosphere added a bit of vitality to the somewhat dull morning self-study, and the magicians in the class stared at me with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred~

"It's just a day......" I laughed dryly, it's okay to take this Lori, but I don't reject it anyway.

"What are you looking at, Darling?" Xiao Lu Ying asked when she saw that I didn't look like a textbook for the second year of junior high school.

"By the way, I haven't told you yet, actually, ......" I told her that I was going to be on TV to participate in the Lucky 213 program.

"Oh oh oh!!" Xiao Lu Ying was surprised as if she had seen a divine beast, her mouth was big enough to swallow a small egg, "Darling, you wait for me." ”

Xiao Lu Ying ran out of the classroom in a hurry.

Anyway, what do you want to do with this thing, after waiting for a bowl of soy milk, Xiao Lu Ying ran back panting.

"Reach... Darling, this gives... For you to eat. Xiao Lu Ying gasped for squeamishness, and her whole body collapsed on the table, and one hand trembled as if she would fall down at any time and took out a bag of snacks.

What is this, did you run out to buy me food?

I took a snack bag like potato chips and looked at it, well, it turned out that my idea was still too sweet, lucky 213 title product - 213 potato chips.

Let's not mention that this show has not officially started and is authorized to make money everywhere there, Nima directly called Lucky Potato Chips will die, which idiot gave 213 such a 2B name.

Well, I'm calm, it's just a small detail, the name or something is a floating cloud, taste is king, since I've bought it, then I'll taste it.

Tear it up, huh? There seems to be a card in it.

[In the movie "Transformers", what is the name of the villain leader who opposes Optimus Prime? Answer: Megatron]

What kind of rice is this? I had a question mark in my head, and I turned the card to look at the other side, and then I was Spartan again.

[Lucky 213 grabs the answer question to preview first, if you want to know more answers to the question, just eat 213 potato chips]

Nima spoilers don't bring such a good thing! It's okay to circle money with a little conscience!

My head was covered with bruises, and I squeezed the potato chips in the bag into potato pulp.

Belch...... It's a pity to lose it, just eat it.

"Ahhhh......h

Chewing...... Sure enough, I bought it with a chicken flavor.

Schrödinger, who made his cat dead and alive, once mentioned the phenomenon of observers, so through the relationship between the nine poles, he reminiscent of countless incidents in which countless people died in accidents while eating.

Now, just as I was squinting to eat, I heard an explosion in my ears.

"Resurrection!" Xiao Lu Ying, who had exhausted her physical strength and fell into a state of standing up, let out a loud cry and stood up suddenly.

It's miserable, choked!

"Eh, what's wrong with you, Darling, your face is so ugly, well... Gorilla?" Xiao Lu Ying put her fingers against her lower lip and tilted her head to guess the movement of my constant chest beating.

"Uh-huh-grunt...... "Orangutan, your sister, why don't you hurry up and find a way to save your life."

I pointed to my throat and then to the potato scrap that had fallen to the ground.

Xiao Lu Ying asked worriedly and eagerly, "Could it be that Darling choked?" Fortunately, this child's IQ is still saved.

I nodded violently at a magnitude 10 earthquake.

Xiao Lu Ying immediately took out her mobile phone and dialed 120 in a panic: "Hey, 120? I Darling is about to choke to death, hurry up and save my life in ten seconds! What? Where are you asking, are you an idiot? Of course next to me!"

It's my fault to count on your IQ, and I repent.

Water!

I grabbed my throat with one hand and struggled like a drowning man to run to the toilet.

Bang!

The sound of crashing and the sound of snacks dropping.

"It hurts!"

The soles of my feet were windy, the soles of my feet were oiled, and the soles of my feet were slippery, and I accidentally spit out the scum stuck in my throat with a collision.

"Ahem, ahem...... Yes, they were saved. "But it seems that I bumped into someone, I looked at it, and it was Lin Xi!

"It hurts... Hmm? It turned out to be Ah Shen, what's so urgent, reincarnated?" Lin Xi, who originally wanted to question the other party's behavior of running quickly in the corridor without looking at the road, saw that it was me, and the angry face he just showed was replaced by helpless complaints.

"Ah, it's almost, but thanks to Xiaoxi, I didn't reincarnate. "I picked up the snack that had fallen to the ground, and it turned out that Nima was the 213 potato chips again.

I said with a heavy face that I got a score of 0 in the exam: "This is a god horse?"

"Lucky 213's peripheral products!" As soon as this was mentioned, Lin Xi was happier than the soft girl who fell from the sky for some reason, and said while picking up the snacks on the ground: "I have collected first-hand information, and I know that there are questions that Ah Shen may have to answer, so I specially bought a lot of them, and the questions in them should be enough for Ah Shen to deal with in the formal Q&A." ”

Lin Xi wrapped at least dozens of packets of potato chips in one place, and smiled with a healing smile: "Give." “

"......" I reluctantly accepted.

"In two days, let's memorize all the titles of these cards. Of course, it's shameful to be wasted, so these snacks must all be eaten today. ”

"Oh, yes. I pouted, and it was a big deal to share it with the others.

Lin Xi didn't know when he awakened the skill of mind reading, and warned: "You must eat it alone, but it is said above, eat one pack, and immediately have an IQ of +1, and it is said that after eating 213 packs, you can summon a divine dragon!"

I think it's more likely that I'll be 213 after eating the 213 pack.

……

After two days of hell

Day 3

On this holy day, it was finally the turn of the decisive battle, and now in the bedroom, I was making the final preparations.

On the belt, a Type 541 offensive grenade hung all over the circle.

The Desert Eagle and the Type 54 pistol were placed in a holster at the waist.

The RPG bazooka is strapped to the back and ready to be fired.

I threw two Swiss Army knives in the air and spun them at high speed, and when they fell, I caught them with precision.

Putting away my saber, I tied a white turban.

"I'm leaving. "Opening the door to the battlefield, my eyes are like home, full of fortitude, handsome~

"Ah Shen~" Lin Xi, who was waiting outside the house, saw that I was ready, and greeted me with a smile, but she seemed a little surprised after seeing my outfit: "Ah Shen, are you going to war?"

"For me, that's the battlefield. "I looked into the distance with a grim expression.

"Is this kind of equipment okay?" Before I could answer, Lin Xi's next sentence made my speech stillborn: "If you dare to answer the big husband's cute, I will also invite you to eat potatoes." ”

"...... "Don't mention potatoes to my father, now I want to vomit when I see potatoes!"

So what to say... Oh, yes.

I shook my fists: "Victory!"

"Pizza Hut pizza, okay! Ah Shen, you will eat potato pizza if you win!"

Lin Xi, do you dare to be a little darker?