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"Courier!" Early in the morning, the postman rode a motorcycle to deliver an EMS from an unknown source. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

As for why the origin is unknown, because this is the first time my family has received a courier in my memory, and when I tore open the blue plastic box and opened it, I found an invitation letter inside.

"This vegetarian shrimp!?" When I read the contents of this invitation, I was completely Spartan.

It's not because there's any unscientific off-line stuff, on the contrary, it's realistic, so realistic that it's a surprise to me.

"I've been invited to be a contestant—!" I couldn't help but shout.

That's right,This is an invitation to a well-known entertainment program in our city,Invite me to participate in their newly created Lucky 213 quiz column,I will compete with two other contestants for the final championship,Although this lucky 213 looks like a copycat CCTV 2 set of lucky 53,But whatever,Anyway, all the skill points of our Z country are consumed in the "cloning" technology, and it is not bad for a local station.

According to the information on the invitation, this is to be broadcast on TV.

Tut~!I'm a little nervous when I think about it.,Show your face on TV or something.,But then again, this prize is really rich enough.,Among them, the apple love crazy caught my attention.,Ya's last time I went to buy it, but I ran into the brain silkworm virus and the price skyrocketed and didn't buy it.,Finally, the world was restored to its original state.,The 10,000 yuan was discovered by my mother.,It's not good to spend money indiscriminately for children.,I'll give you a bad reason to save this money and marry a wife in the future.。

Tyranny! Mom, do you teach your children like this, at least leave me a fraction, why do you leave me a fraction, even if you mercifully cook four dishes and one soup in the next few days to appease me, I am not such an easy person to buy, no matter how you say it, you have to add a snack!

Belch...... I don't want to, put the depressed things aside, or first shift my mind to this exciting lucky 213 show, the rules of the competition are similar to the popular variety show quiz shows, divided into multiple choice questions, rush to answer questions, judgment questions, etc., and three help schemes such as phone help, removing a wrong answer is also a convention.

After I had a rough grasp of the specific rules, I put away the invitation, and my eyes lit up with anticipation and excitement, and I started in three days, I want to win! Definitely win! Win the prize, and have fun!

……

“…… That's it, I'm going to be on TV the day after tomorrow, so you can look forward to my heroism on TV. "I was unusually trying to look at the textbooks that I didn't usually pay much attention to, but the excitement didn't calm down every time I thought about the day after tomorrow, so much so that I almost counted the equation of chemical gunpowder as the gray process of rotten eggs.

"Lucky 213......" Lin Xi sat on my desk, his fingers wrapped around his beautiful hair, and thought slightly: "It is said that most of this kind of programs test extracurricular knowledge, so Ah Shen, your function is in the wrong place, you should go to the library to borrow some books." ”

...... "My whole body is at peace."

"When, of course, the knowledge in class will also be tested, so Ah Shen, you don't have to care about it at all. Lin Xi hurriedly remedied, but unfortunately I was already in the late stage and couldn't be saved.

……

Since I was going to participate in the kind of TV show that I had only seen on TV before, it was necessary to know myself and the other in order to win all battles, so I sat calmly in front of the computer, turned on the computer and typed on the Baidu bar...... What to enter?

I'm not calm, what should I check?

What were the numbers of today's welfare lottery last year, the trend and decline of stocks, or how many earthquakes have occurred in the world this year?

Du Niang is a good helper, as long as you ask any question, she can answer it for you, but now the problem is that I don't have a question to ask!

Forget it, let's go to the library.

It just so happened that the Pure Land was too idle to go to the library with me, and then I pulled out the books I thought I needed from the library shelves and read them, while the Pure Land read fairy tales in the children's area.

For example, our Celestial Empire's quiz program does not test jumping thinking and quick thinking, but the simple amount of knowledge, so now as long as the amount of knowledge is improved, it is equivalent to an extra chance of winning, and I just keep learning.

Ten minutes later

"I can't stand it, I can't read it at all. "I rubbed the four white points, which is the bridge of the nose in the third section of eye exercises, and then put the Tao Te Ching back on the shelf, I originally wanted to see what I Ching could do to increase the amount of extracurricular reading, but with my IQ, it was still free.

I stood behind the Pure Land and found him looking at Snow White.

"Brother, what kind of story is this?"

By the way, the Pure Land is only 3 years old, and I can't even recognize a few words, and I've been looking at pictures just now.

I dutifully picked up the fairy tale book and told him the story of Snow White:

The queen asked, "Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world, and Magic Mirror replied: Snow White." ”

Reading this, I am messy, because with my current IQ, I have found some details that I haven't noticed before, the most beautiful woman you think is a Mary Sue! Everyone's aesthetic is different, some like gentle healing, some like lively and cheerful, some like poor breasts and some like big breasts, most people like young girls, but there is also a certain male who likes people's wives, how did the most beautiful in the world come about!

I continued to read, and then I found more Sue, the hunter was ordered by the queen to hunt down Snow White, and then the hunter was shocked when he saw Snow White, and let her go, and killed a pig himself and took the pig's heart back to the errand.

I'm going to Nima.,What is this.,The protagonist's aura is too big.,The starting point or something is just weak.,And then the plot of Sparta appeared.。

Why did the seven dwarfs take in a strange woman? Is it snow white who once said that "if you ask for support, you will warm the bed", so it is ......

I can't bear to think about it anymore, or my childhood might fall apart......

"Queen Joe disguised herself as an old woman and gave Snow White a poisonous comb...... The second time the queen was Joe dressed as an old woman and brought the poisonous silk to Snow White...... The third time the queen was dressed like that and gave the poisonous apple to Snow White......"

Seeing this, I've been poisoned so much, how stupid is this Snow White to be the same three times, and people haven't changed their clothes three times, and the Mary Sues of Nima Jinjiang are countless times stronger than you!

No, no, Ah Shen, you must not be excited, you must be calm, you must be calm, take a deep breath, take a deep breath.

After calming down my self-suggestion, I continued: "At this time, the prince of the neighboring country happened to pass by the forest, and saw the beautiful and lovely princess in the glass coffin, and the dwarfs and small animals who were mourning beside him, and when the prince knew what had happened, he looked at Snow White with tears in his eyes and said, 'Poor princess, how good it would be if you could be resurrected!' Her skin was snow-white, her cheeks were rosy, as if she were asleep, and she didn't look like a dead person at all. At last the prince could not help but lean down and kiss her. ”

I think my SAN value is dropping sharply, how much mouth does Nima's prince have, knowing that the other party is burping and actually falling in love with her, this thing shouldn't have a soft spot for corpses or anything, and he also kisses the 'corpse', is this beastly prince really okay, fairy tales turned out to be the origin of Mary Sue!!

At this moment, I burst into tears.

"Brother, why are you crying?"

"I'm lamenting my lost childhood......"