Chapter 158: Brother Xiong sings a double reed
More than 100 thugs brought by the big fat man, there was no one left in the blink of an eye, he didn't know when he ran, only a nunchuck was left, and some leather shoes, some were left-footed and some were right-footed, and he was really in a panic when he ran very urgently.
Xiong Erwei walked up to the big fat man, and the big fat man knelt down in front of Xiong Erwei with a puff, crying and begging with a sad face: "Brother, before I beg you, please tell me which one you are, what is your surname?"
Xiong Erwei pointed at himself and said to him: "Big fat man, you can listen well, Lao Tzu's surname is Xiong Erwei, Lao Tzu is the deputy minister of the material department of the project department, have you heard Brother Xiong's name, your legs are scared and weak!"
The big fat man said: "Who are you, what Xiong Erwei, your name is too individual, is it your father who saw the cartoon of "Bear Infested", your father named you Xiong Erwei behind you, I heard your name for the first time, but the legs are weak, it's really thunderous, Brother Xiong, if you have any requirements, just mention it, as long as you don't knock me." β
Xiong Erwei snorted coldly: "Hmph, you big fat man, you don't blush when you lie to your face, you just heard my name for the first time, so how can it be like thunder, run through your grandma's ball, you didn't guess that my dad named me, not based on the cartoon, there was no cartoon at that time, you Brother Xiong suspected that the name of the cartoon was based on my name, I also told you sΓΉ dead fatty, I won't knock you, Lao Tzu is going to whip you!"
Xiong Erwei said that he would smoke it, he disturbed the black umbrella he was holding, and smoked the big fat man hard, Brother Xiong was tossed by four big men just now, and he has been holding this black umbrella, but it is also majestic, and it is out of the limelight.
Xiong Erwei took the black umbrella and whipped the big fat man thirty-six times, he counted while pumping, he decided to smoke the big fat man thirty-six times at the beginning, but when he drew thirty-six times, he couldn't figure out whether it was thirty-six, or more than thirty-six, or not thirty-six, and the number of counts was also mixed.
Brother Xiong scolded: "Grandma's, I just can't count, I can't figure out the number of counts, it's always the same as Alzheimer's, anyway, I don't care about it, smoke it twice, it's better to smoke more than less!"
Brother Xiong smoked five or six more times, and the big fat man still shouted: "Brother Xiong, why don't you talk and don't count, you obviously said that you only smoked thirty-six times, how can you smoke five or six times more, what a loss I have!"
The big fat man was whipped by Xiong Erwei to the flesh and blood, the flesh and blood were blurred, he didn't look like a human being, and the vest and pants were also pulled off a piece, becoming a complete homeless man, the corners of his mouth were crooked to his ears, and the Buddhist beads on his neck were scattered, rolling everywhere.
The big fat man was crying out, and Brother Xiong said: "Dead fat man, you are too much, right, that's good, then return more and make up less, I just smoked you five or six more times, and I will return it to you now!"
The dead fat man hurriedly waved his hand: "Brother Xiong, don't say goodbye, if I go back, I will take five or six more beats, you can raise your noble hand, be merciful, you smoke it, if you have any requirements, just put it forward, I will meet your requirements, you will let us go." β
Xiong Erwei inserted the tip of the umbrella into the nostrils of the dead fat man, he shook his head and thought for a while: "Well, that's it, if you want me to make a request, then I'll sue you, you just need to replace this broken pickup truck of mine with a new pickup truck, and lend me another 5,000 yuan, I will let you go, and I will not blame you for the past!"
The big fat man nodded: "Brother Xiong, you don't have high requirements, isn't it just a new car, the new car will be changed with you before dinner, but it's just that you have to borrow 5,000 yuan, which is a bit difficult!"
Xiong Erwei made a hard effort in his hand, thrust the black umbrella into his nostrils, and scolded: "You dead fat man, Lao Tzu is not looking for you to ask for 5,000 yuan, I am looking for you to borrow 5,000 yuan, don't you even want to borrow 5,000 yuan, then you still provide a ball material." β
The big fat man's nose was almost inserted off by Xiong Erwei's umbrella tip, and the big fat man cried: "Brother Xiong, I didn't mean that, it's like this, my little wife is too tight, and she manages the money to death, don't look at me holding a leather bag all day long, in fact, there is not much money in the leather bag, I can't lend you 5,000 yuan!"
Xiong Erwei said angrily: "Grandma's, you dead fat man is still the boss, there are five people and six people every day, and you were actually accused to death by a woman, then Lao Tzu asked you, how much money do you have in your purse?"
The big fat man replied: "Brother Xiong, don't you know, people are like this, they are all one thing down one thing, your fat brother was lowered by the little wife, and I don't hide it from Brother Xiong, I only have 2,500 yuan in my purse, or is it so much money that my subordinates scraped together, do you think you can borrow it?"
"What the hell, it's just two thousand five, your grandmother is too poor and sour, you are still the boss of the ball, it's not as rich as your brother Xiong, isn't your brother Xiong in trouble, so he won't borrow money from you, two thousand five is two thousand five!"
Brother Xiong snatched the big fat man's real cowhide leather bag, emptied all the two thousand five in the leather bag, and threw the leather bag back to the big fat man, and the big fat man begged vigorously: "Brother Xiong, don't take it all, you can leave one or two hundred foot washing money for your fat brother, everyone is a man, and when you are tired and tired, you like to wash your feet, so you can leave one or two hundred for your fat brother!"
Brother Xiong pulled out the black umbrella from the nostrils of the big fat man, slapped the big fat man's face and scolded: "Get out, your grandmother's money is so much, and you still want to leave you one or two hundred, you are embarrassed to speak, get out of your grandma's, you want to wash your feet, let your little wife wash it for you!"
The big fat man rolled and said: "Brother Xiong, don't you say it's a loan, you can't make an IOU, you have to make an IOU, can you return it to your fat brother at the end of this month, your fat brother's little wife, at the end of the month, you have to check the accounts!"
"Grandma's ballball, you dead fat man, you still want to make an IOU to borrow some money from you, you give Lao Tzu a far death, the farther away you die, the better, don't let Lao Tzu Brother Xiong see you, see you once, Lao Tzu whip you once!"
The big fat man crawled away, and after about three minutes of running, he came back and stood at the door and asked Comrade Xiong Erwei: "Brother Xiong, you give your fat brother a letter, can you repay the money at the end of the month!"
Xiong Erwei was so angry that he projected the black umbrella at him, jumped up and scolded: "Quasi-grandma is a ball, quasi-you are big, at the end of the month, you grandma, you go to die, you dead fat!"
Seeing that Xiong Erwei was furious, he projected a black umbrella to himself, the big fat man twisted his ass and ran, he just twisted his buttocks, and the black umbrella projected by Xiong Erwei was pierced on his fat buttocks, and the tip of the three-centimeter umbrella suddenly sank into his buttocks, and the big fat man fled with the black umbrella on his buttocks.
He shouted as he fled: "Brother Xiong, you are really accurate, your grandmother is really the reincarnation of the marksman Li Guang, and you will wear Yang in a hundred steps, you are completely a hundred steps through your ass!"
The big fat man led more than 100 thugs, but they were all run away by the second brother Xiong, almost lost his armor, and ran away like falling flowers, including the bodyguards of the four big men, and then they couldn't even find the figures, when did they flee, Brother Xiong didn't see it.
After the gang ran away, the leaders and all the employees in Liangchang came out, congratulating Brother Xiong, applause suddenly rang out, and the female comrades took off two plastic trumpet flowers and presented them to Comrade Xiong Erwei, and the director of Liangchang also delivered a congratulatory speech.
"Comrade Erwei, thank you, you are the protector of Liangchang, these people who deliver materials are rampant to the extreme, usually our receiving staff can endure their toss, the light is insulting and the heavy is beating, you have also seen, how arrogant they are, even your Erwei's car dares to smash it, you Erwei finally helped us out of the bad breath!"
The others followed the field manager and said: "Yes, Comrade Erwei, we are fed up with anger, we can't beat them, we can't win them by scolding and scolding, we swallow our anger all day long, when they want to send materials, they will come to send materials, and they don't care about the production arrangements of our beam yard at all." β
"That's right, Comrade Erwei, you can speak out for us, you are the hero of our Liangchang, we want to ask you for credit with the project leader, you are a great hero!"
The people of Liangchang were full of praise for Xiong Erwei and worshiped him like a god, but Comrade Xiong Erwei was not happy, he grinned, pointed at the director of Liangchang and scolded this group of Liangchang employees.
"Hmph, let's go to the ball, why am I Erwei the hero of your Liangchang, why do you want to ask me for credit, you guys are not good birds, why are these bastards so arrogant, that's all the fault you are used to, when they are arrogant, who of you came out to stop it, who stood up and said two sentences about them.
You are still leaders one by one, eating the project department and drinking the project department, but you just don't do things for the project department, and the work is extremely unserious, just now when my Comrade Xiong Erwei was besieged and bullied by this group of people, where did you all hide, you all became turtles with shrunken heads, and you were all cowards.
Now that I, Xiong Erwei, have beaten away all these bastards, you will come out one by one, and you will shout at you, do you know what this is called, you are just standing by and watching the excitement, you know if you know.
I, Brother Xiong, tell you, you people are even more hateful than their bastards, you are the most hateful people, you are a group of real bastards!"
Xiong Erwei scolded, scolding the leaders in the Liangchang and the group of employees silently, all drooping their heads, and no longer had the courage to raise their heads.
After leaving Liangchang, Gao Feng patted Xiong Erwei's ass: "Hehe, Brother Xiong, you are really good, not only did you beat away those guys who sent materials, but you also insulted the people in Liangchang, you are really a bull, I have to be impressed with you!"
Xiong Erwei threw the black umbrella into the ditch with a shake of his hand, he looked at Gao Feng and said: "Go, fuck your balls, Brother Gao, do you think your Brother Xiong is a big fool, beat away that group of bastards and scolded this group of bastards in Liangchang, it's not me Comrade Xiong Erwei but you Comrade Gaofeng, you are called a double reed, I am performing hard in front, you are blowing hard in the back, but you are scared and tired!"
Gao Feng smiled: "Haha, that's still Brother Xiong's performance, I didn't let them see through it." β
Xiong Erwei bared his teeth: "But, this is still very enjoyable, let's continue to play double reeds in the future, and let them know that I know how powerful Brother Xiong is!"