Xiong Erwei got up very early the next day, put on the Giordano suit again, his hair was shiny, his leather shoes were polished like a car's reflector, and after finishing his makeup, Brother Xiong went to the mobile communication store in Tulou Town, and when he came to the front of the communication store, the time was still five o'clock in the morning.

Brother Xiong doesn't think it's too early, but he thinks that men should come early, only men wait for women, this is a natural thing, you have to be patient to do something, you must have perseverance, Brother Xiong is patient and persevering enough.

From morning to evening, Brother Xiong guarded the door of the mobile communication store like a guard dog, tired that he was thirsty and hungry, when he was thirsty, he bought a bottle of mineral water to drink, and when he was hungry, he bought a piece of bread to nibble, anyway, he didn't want to leave the communication store for half a step.

has been waiting from morning to evening, Brother Xiong didn't wait for the door of the store to open, Brother Xiong was very puzzled, usually the door opens at nine o'clock, why hasn't it opened all day today, can't they rest today?

Brother Xiong turned around with this question to see if there was a notice posted on the door of the store, and sure enough, Brother Xiong saw a notice posted on the door of the store, with a line of words written on it with a marker, our store is closed for one day today.

Seeing this notice of a day off, Brother Xiong jumped up at that time, patted his head and thighs and shouted: "Grandma's, what am I talking about, I said that they should take a day off today, no wonder they haven't opened the store for a day, sure enough, my Brother Xiong guessed it, my Brother Xiong is a genius of his grandmother, and it is similar to the roundworms in their stomachs, as soon as they pout their butts, my Brother Xiong will know what kind of shit they are going to have!"

Brother Xiong guessed that the mobile communication store had a day off, Xiong Erwei went back happily, and fell asleep so much, not to mention that he slept so deeply, he waited at the door of the mobile communication store like a watchdog for a day, but he was tired enough, it was strange that he didn't sleep like a dead pig.

Brother Xiong slept very deeply, but he woke up early the next day, and after waking up, he dressed up for half an hour, and came to the door of the mobile communication store in a suit.

Brother Xiong jumped up seventy centimeters high, patted his head and thighs hard, and shouted: "Grandma's, my Brother Xiong is a genius, I know that I should read the notice on the door of the store first, they really have a day off, otherwise, I will have to wait for a day in vain, why is my Brother Xiong so talented, my Brother Xiong is so fucking talented!"

Brother Xiong said to himself all the way that he had only to go back, he did not go to work in the material department, but went back to the dormitory to sleep, he thought that since people want to rest for a day, then I have to recuperate, raise my spirit, and go to the mobile communication store tomorrow to wait.

Brother Xiong doesn't take off his clothes when he sleeps, he doesn't turn on the air conditioner when he sleeps with his clothes, and he also covers the quilt on his head and melon seeds, that's how he sleeps, I really admire Brother Xiong's ability to sleep, Brother Xiong slept until twelve o'clock in the evening, and he woke up.

Brother Xiong, who woke up, always felt that something was wrong, he suspected that the notice posted on the door of the mobile communication store seemed to be the notice posted yesterday, if it was yesterday's notice, it would prove that they were not resting today.

After Brother Xiong got up, he found that the quilt was soaked, as if it had been blistered, and his clothes were also soaked, so Brother Xiong sighed: "Oh, my Brother Xiong is almost three people, this bedwetting habit can't be changed, I wet the bed again today, I guess I don't have less fishing!"

In fact, it's not that Brother Xiong Bensan hasn't changed the habit of wetting the bed, but that he sleeps with his head covered on a hot day, so he can't sleep wet with the quilt.

Brother Xiong got up and went straight to the mobile communication store, using the flashlight of his mobile phone to illuminate the door of the store, Brother Xiong carefully studied the notice posted on the door of the store, and sure enough, the date was written yesterday's date, Brother Xiong finished studying this notice, he jumped up seventy centimeters high, and at the same time patted his head and thighs with both hands and screamed.

"Grandma's balls, I really guessed it by my brother Xiong, I really thought of it by my brother Xiong, they rested yesterday, not today, why is my brother Xiong so talented, my brother Xiong is the tailor's son, it's so talented!"

Brother Xiong relieved his doubts, he went back to sleep peacefully, this sleep was really heavy, until more than eleven o'clock in the morning of the next day, Brother Xiong woke up and looked at his watch, and rolled out of bed at that time.

"My grandmother's, Xiong Erwei, you just have a bad habit of sleeping lazy, you always sleep like a dead pig, now I oversleep, I have to go to the mobile communication store quickly, his grandmother's is also dressed up and fart, and when the makeup is finished, the daylily is cold, why is it so difficult to open a room with a woman!"

Brother Xiong didn't even wash his face, he ran all the way to the mobile communication store, when he came to the store, there was only the young saleswoman in the store, Brother Xiong saw that the saleswoman was very nervous, and the bear's heart jumped quite fast.

Brother Xiong also fell at the door, and suddenly fell into a medium-sized trash can at the entrance of the store, and it took him a long time to climb out of the trash can, making him covered in confetti and other garbage, and there were a few banana peels on his head.

Brother Xiong bared his teeth and said to the young saleswoman: "Hehe, love, I'm here, I'll wait for the love to open, open the door!"

Brother Xiong originally wanted to say that he would wait for the saleswoman to open the room, but then he thought about it, this was too direct, and it would disgust the saleswoman, so he changed his mind and said that he opened the door, and the saleswoman squinted and looked at Xiong Erwei for a long time.

"Who are you? Why are you opening the door? The old lady has already opened the door!"

Brother Xiong said: "Love, I, you don't remember, your little bear, I bought you a necklace a few days ago, and the top string on your neck was bought for you, do you remember?"

"I miss your size, your little bear, your weasel's bear, look at your bear-like, the old lady can take a fancy to you, the necklace around the neck of the old lady can be bought by you, the old lady can be so visionless, you can take a fancy to your bear, you give the old lady a ball!"

The young saleswoman couldn't help but say, lifting the bucket of dirty water washing the mop at the door of the store, and splashed it on Xiong Erwei's body at once, which made Brother Xiong feel the gift of the Songkran Festival, and it went down from head to toe, and he became a soup chicken at that time.

Xiong Erwei was splashed with a bucket of water by the young saleswoman, he didn't care at all, he still bared his teeth and smiled with the saleswoman: "Hehe, love, how do you know that I'm hot, your bucket of water, calling for summer coolness, is there any water, another bucket, I like to splash me, do you remember me after splashing my water?"

At this moment, an Audi A6 car came out of the door, the window of the cab was lowered, a middle-aged man in his fifties was bald, with a curly hair around, he stopped the car and pressed the horn, the young saleswoman saw the middle-aged man, and immediately smiled like a flower, and threw her eyebrows at the man from afar.

"Brother, wait a minute, I'll be here soon, I'll be here soon!"

The young saleswoman packed up her bag and went straight to the Audi car in three steps and two steps, opened the door and got into the back seat.

The young saleswoman lowered the window and squeezed a smile at Brother Xiong: "Hehe, I haven't remembered it yet, you are like this, you are just waiting here, maybe when I come back, I will remember, you are waiting here, I guess I can remember!"

The Audi car drove away, and the smoke from the exhaust pipe floated on Brother Xiong's face, and with the green smoke from the exhaust pipe, a sentence also came: "Brother, have you ever seen such a stupid comparison, have you ever seen such a stupid stupid comparison, he looks like a bear and still wants to soak the old lady, he just said that he wants to open a room with this girl, do you say that he is delusional, if this girl wants to open a room, he can only open a room with his brother!"

Watching the Audi car go away, Brother Xiong was wilting like a frosted eggplant, he sat at the door of the store, beating his chest and shouting: "God, why is this, why is this, where am I wrong, two days ago, there was a little bear, two or three days of hard work, why did she change the hexagram, if you want to change the hexagram, wait for me to finish the room with you!"

Xiong Erwei couldn't bear this heavy blow, he howled at the door of the mobile communication store, crying miserably, so many people came to watch, and thought it was not a dead person, and when he came out, he saw that this person was similar to a beggar, and the big guy scattered in a hurry, this person was neurotic, and there was nothing to look at.

Brother Xiong was howling, a person handed him a heart-to-heart tissue, the fragrance smelled very good, Brother Xiong took the tissue to wipe his tears, while wiping it was still complaining that his life was too bitter, God didn't even give him the opportunity to open a room, which was too unfair.

The person who handed him the tissue advised Brother Xiong: "Comrade Xiong, don't be like this, don't be too heartbroken, God is not unfair to you, God is fair to everyone."

If you lose something, God will let you get something from somewhere else, that is, you will get another compensation at the same time as you lose something, so don't be sad, you must cheer up.

For example, if you lose a chance to open a room with the saleswoman, you may get another opportunity to open a house, as long as you persevere and work hard, the opportunity to open a house will come to you, you don't need to despair, the opportunity is for those who are prepared!"

This person persuaded Brother Xiong for a long time, but Brother Xiong was still annoyed: "Who are you, my Brother Xiong is annoyed to death, a good opportunity was missed like this, my affection is willing to go with an old man, I don't want to go with her little Xiongxiong, you have to talk for a long time, you can replace my affection." ”

The man smiled: "Comrade Xiong, if you think I can replace her, then I can replace her, she is love, I am also love, you look back and see who I am, right?"