The last desk in the office of the material department is the desk of Niu Struggle, the boss of the material department, Niu Struggle is falling under his desk, and it is the first time he has touched his desk so intimately.

Few people have worshiped their desks, and this is the first time to worship the desk, and this kind of etiquette is a bit too high and too heavy.

Niu Struggle's body was too large, when he fell, it was like a mountain had collapsed, and the movement was also very large, the floor of the material department was cracked more than a dozen pieces at that time, and the entire floor of the project department was shaking, as if there had been an earthquake.

It was easy for the cow to fall down, but it was very difficult to get up, he threw himself under the desk, he didn't intend to get up immediately for a while, he just lay quietly on the floor, and the garbage can was still on his head, and the garbage in the garbage can was a head of melon seeds.

Niu Struggle fell under the desk, and he still heard someone talking, and he heard that person's voice was a little shrill and thin, as if Xiong Erwei was talking.

Niu Struggle also estimated that the only person who could play such a prank in the Ministry of Materials was this Xiong Erwei bear, he was made angry, but he couldn't send it out, he couldn't even climb up, how could he be angry.

"Erwei, isn't it you, don't make trouble, quickly help me up. ”

Niu Struggle endured his anger, he had already learned Xiong Erwei's temper, you really can't be angry with a bear like him, the more angry you are, the more he will have to go against you.

So Niu Struggle's tone was very gentle, he thought that as long as he let Xiong Erwei help him up first, then he would have a chance to be angry with him, which also called having to bow his head under the eaves of people.

Niu Zhan knew that if he relied on his own strength, it would be difficult for him to get up from the floor, and he could only count on Xiong Erwei to help him.

"Hehe, Niu Struggle, you're not wrong, this handsome guy is Xiong Erwei Xiong Goods, you also understand the power of this Bear Goods." ”

Niu Zhan has no doubt that Xiong Erwei calls himself a bear, a person like Xiong Erwei who has always lacked a root in his head can do anything, he is originally a bear, and he still feels very honored when he calls himself a bear.

"Erwei, I know this is your masterpiece, I admire your ability to create a new one, you are born to be a "↙ ↙ ↙ ↙, m.v.c★omstyle_tt; A talent, the minister has always been impressed by you, you quickly help the minister up, it's so cold on the floor. ”

Of course, the floor of the material department is very cold, because Wang Shangliang splashed a bucket of dirty water on the floor, and the water on the floor is also quite deep, otherwise Niu Struggle would not have slipped so much, and Niu Struggle's pants were also soaked, and it was cool and swishing.

Niu struggled with his conscience, he just wanted Xiong Erwei to quickly help himself up, as long as he got up, there would be a way to cure this bear goods.

However, the guy who called himself a bear was not in a hurry, he was doing it slowly.

"Niu struggle, this handsome guy knows that you want to get up immediately, and this handsome guy knows that you want to get up with the help of my strength.

However, Niu struggles, this handsome guy is not in a hurry, this handsome guy has two conditions, you must agree to two conditions for this handsome guy, then this handsome guy will help you up. ”

After listening to the words of this goods, the more Niu Struggle became, the more convinced that this product was Xiong Erwei, which was also the nature of this goods, and he tried every means to put himself down, so he had other purposes.

"Erwei, the minister knows that you have bad intentions, you just want to do something, and the minister also agrees to your conditions, you can just ignore the conditions, as long as the minister is within the scope of the minister's ability, the minister will not even frown. ”

So far, Niu Struggle can only use the strategy of delaying the army, he first stabilizes the bear goods and then acts.

"Ouch, no wonder it's a ministerial-level figure, you're very happy to struggle, then okay, I'll tell you the conditions, the first condition is that your desk belongs to this handsome guy, where are you going to be cool." ”

"Hey, Erwei, why do you mention this condition, this is the minister's desk, the minister is going to work here, the desk is occupied by you, where is the minister going to work." ”

The goods put forward this condition, Niu Zhan didn't agree, he Xiong Erwei has a desk, why should he occupy his desk, although all the people are in one office, then this last desk is also a minister's desk, how can you give up and give up, then how can there be a minister's identity.

Niu Struggle is unwilling, the goods are unhappy: "Hey, Niu Struggle, you are too angry, you are reluctant to give up a desk, I haven't asked you to let the minister out now, do you still want this handsome guy to help you up!"

When Niu Zhan heard this, he himself felt funny, this bear not only wanted to occupy his desk, but he also wanted to occupy his position as a minister, this thing was really naïve.

Niu Struggle was angry and funny, he pondered it carefully, and felt that this Xiong Erwei was a child, there was no need to compete with this goods, so he would fool him first.

"Okay, Erwei, this desk can be given to you by the minister, and the minister will use your desk to work, isn't it just a desk, it's not a big deal, and ah, Erwei, you want the position of the minister, and the minister will willingly give it to you, as long as you help the minister up. ”

Niu Struggle is willing to give up everything, even his position as a minister is willing to give up, the goods are very happy after hearing it, from his movements you can feel that he is happy, he sits on the table is the whole body is shaking, that is the same symptom of electric shock.

"Well, this is like a minister's arrogance, this handsome guy also unceremoniously accepted your gift, from now on this desk is this handsome guy's, from now on this handsome guy is the minister.

However, Niu struggles, don't be in a hurry, you want this handsome guy to help you up, then you have to agree to a condition, as long as you agree to this handsome guy's condition, that handsome guy is duty-bound to help you up immediately. ”

The desks have been given up, and the position of the minister has been let out, so what is there to be reluctant to, of course, these are just verbal, and only Xiong Erwei, a bear goods, can believe it, it is just a joke here in Niu Struggle.

"Erwei, what conditions do you have, just mention it, the minister has promised you, you don't have to grind anymore, it's too cold on the floor, you don't know that the minister has a prostate." ”

There are quite a lot of problems with Niu Struggle, what high blood sugar, high blood lipids, high blood pressure and other three highs, he has them all at the same time, and at the same time he also found that he urinate frequently and urgently, which is the symptom of the prostate, and he suspected that he had a prostate.

"Well, Niu Struggle, you look like a pig, what do you usually eat so much, can you not suffer from a disease, you should have strengthened your exercise a long time ago, and if you don't strengthen your exercise, your cow will be finished."

Niu struggle, this handsome guy not only suspects that you have a prostate, but I also suspect that you can't do housework. ”

Niu Fen also sighed, and said to the goods: "Erwei, the minister wants to strengthen the exercise, but he can't do it, and now his body is so stupid that he can't even lift his legs and feet, and his arms are as heavy as lead, it is estimated that it is frozen shoulder."

Erwei, what's your house?"

Niu Zhan doesn't understand this house, no one listens to it, what is this new term, what is the house.

The thing laughed like a sifting of sugar, and the whole desk shook.

"Haha, the cow struggles, you just pretend, you eat tender grass every day, go out to hunt pheasants every day, you don't know what is going on in this house. ”

"Oh, Erwei, what kind of house matter, that's called a house matter, why is it still a house matter. ”

Niu Struggle heard it, this goods is a house matter, not a house matter, and the goods are more serious.

"Niu struggle, the house is not a house, since it is a house, is it not a house!"

Niu struggled and had no way, Xiucai met Bing, and he couldn't make sense anymore, so he had to follow this goods.

"Erwei, you have to be right, this is the house matter, and you are right, the minister has no ability to do the house.

Erwei, hurry up your second condition, the minister really can't stand it, the floor is too cool, and the trash can is too stuffy, so you can hurry. ”

"Okay, Niu Struggle, this handsome guy knows that you are uncomfortable, then this handsome guy will save time, the second condition of this handsome guy is to let you take out a thousand yuan, as long as you take out a thousand yuan to this handsome guy, that handsome guy will immediately help you up. ”

"What, what, Erwei, you're still here, you're still making money!"

This product proposed to ask Niu Struggle for a thousand yuan, Niu Struggle was in a hurry at the time, this goods are still real, I thought it was just a joke.

"Niu struggle, this handsome guy is playing is real, not playing with you, including this first condition, it is true, your desk is given to me, and your ministerial position is given to this handsome guy.

Niu struggles, this handsome guy sues you, this handsome guy wants you a thousand yuan, that's not the real intention of this handsome guy, it's just because this handsome guy promised to buy the twenty books of the peak, otherwise this handsome guy can open his mouth to you. ”

"Erwei, you are the one behind the scenes, and what happened today was all instructed by Gao Feng. ”

When Niu Zhan heard this, he seemed to suddenly realize, like Xiong Erwei, he didn't have this brain, he didn't have so many scheming, and there must be someone behind the scenes.

The goods said: "Yes, this qiē was instructed by Gao Feng, and you also know it, how could this handsome guy come up with such an idea, and this handsome guy is helpless."

Niu struggle, I also know that you are not bad for money, your monthly salary is as much as seven or eight thousand, this is only part of your income, your big income is very much, you can pick out these eight thousand from anywhere. ”

"Okay, Erwei, don't stop it, since it is Gao Feng's idea, then the minister will agree to your conditions, and I will give you a thousand yuan now, and you can help the minister up." ”

Niu Struggle didn't let this thing go on, he knew that Xiong Erwei had a broken mouth, he was like the mouth of the shrew, as long as he knew something, it would spread all over the sky, and everything that didn't have to have a beard and a face.

Niu Struggle was very simple, took out a handful of money from his wallet, and he counted it with his hands, counting 1,200 yuan and holding it up to the goods.

"Erwei, this is 1,200 yuan, and the minister will give you another 200 yuan, which can be regarded as hush money, don't go out and mess around. ”

The goods jumped off the desk of Niu Struggle and took the 1,200 yuan in his hand, which was very happy.

"Niu struggle, you have paid this handsome guy to keep his mouth shut, that handsome guy can mess around, this handsome guy will know it, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be. ”