The strange boy was only two yuan, and he was even poorer than the one who asked for food, so it was no wonder that he was wearing a crumpled suit, and a set was less than a hundred yuan. ∑ top novel,

This thing can ruin Gao Feng, and at the same time as throwing his wallet into the trash, Gao Feng picked up the goods and slammed him on the floor, just like a big axe chopping wood in the countryside, which fell from the wooden handle from time to time, and slammed the axe butt to the ground on the hardwood.

Gao Feng put the buttocks of the goods to the ground and paused vigorously on the floor seven or eight times, but he didn't expect that the goods did not feel any pain, but a very chopstick-like state of enjoyment.

"Hehe, Gao Feng, you are also a hooligan, you made this handsome guy do this action, how can you make this handsome guy embarrassed, but this handsome guy enjoys this action very much, I think it is very comfortable, you can use some more strength." ”

Gao Feng wondered, this thing should be screaming, how could he be in such a state of enjoyment, could it be that his ass is made of sponge material.

"Your grandmother's, you kid actually held this girl's pig under her ass.

Gao Feng, you lose the girl's pig, you lose the girl's pig. ”

Before Gao Feng went to check the butt of the goods, Wang Shangliang jumped in from the door of the office, and she snatched a cloth pig from under the butt of the goods, the cloth pig had been soiled, and Wang Shangliang took the cloth pig and smashed Gao Feng's head wildly.

It turned out that this thing held Wang Shangliang's cloth pet pig under his buttocks, no wonder Gao Feng paused him so much, he didn't have any bird at all, but still enjoyed it.

"Hehe, Shangliang, your pig was originally based on the peak, you originally thought it was the peak, how can you ask Brother Gao to compensate, how can you compensate yourself." ”

Wang Shangliang's cloth pig was padded under the buttocks by this goods, and now it is dirty, it is estimated that it is difficult to wash away without a small packet of laundry detergent, Wang Shangliang is angry, and the back of his neck is smoking.

However, Wang Shangliang was not angry with the goods, but she was angry with Gao Feng, the reason for this Comrade Xiong Erwei understood that the cloth pig that Wang Shangliang bought was a substitute for Gao Feng, and Miss Wang regarded this cloth pig as a living Gao Feng.

Wang Shangliang likes Gao Feng, this is not a secret, with the passage of time, as Wang Xiaoyue and Gao Feng become more and more affectionate, often show affection in front of her eyes, she feels that this exciting prank is getting more and more intense, she can't bear this prank, she thinks that Gao Feng and Wang Xiaoyue show affection is a prank.

Miss Wang Shangliang bought a cloth pig, she vented her feelings on this cloth pig every day, as long as Gao Feng appeared in front of her, she would complain to this cloth pig, scolding this cloth pig is really a stupid pig, and she doesn't even understand the mind of a girl.

Of course, Gao Feng understands Wang Shangliang's thoughts, like her age is also the season of Sichun, she can like herself unhiddenly, Gao Feng feels happy and worried, after all, he has a girlfriend Wang Xiaoyue, and that love is getting deeper and deeper, he can't love other girls anymore, he is not an ancient king, he can accept the world's strange women.

Moreover, it is not that Wang Shangliang likes himself in the project department, nor does Wang Shangliang buy a cloth pig, but that there are many girls who like Comrade Gao Feng, and there are many cloth pigs.

Zhang Aiqing, the little cashier, Gong Xiaobei, the budget clerk, Leng Yan and the left door of the engineering department, the sisters Cao Yicai and Cao Ercai, Yang Guifei and Ji Ruyi, as well as Chang E and Guo Lili, as well as the wayward girl of Liangchang's data clerk, and even the Qu duckweed girl of the survey group.

In addition to the girls within the project department, there are also Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, Yan Ruyu, the female traffic policeman, Princess Wencheng, a female soldier of the armed police, Diao Xiaochan, a senior nurse of the First Hospital of Xiaoyue City, and of course, the first sister Ma Lanhua and the young woman, they all bought cloth pigs.

Whenever there are holidays, the material department of the project department has become the world of cloth pigs, all kinds of cloth pigs are full of it, and even the girls in the aisle are holding the cloth pigs.

Of course, when these girls were holding the pig, they would also loudly scold the stupid pig in front of Gao Feng, and the meaning of pointing at Sang and scolding Huai was self-evident, especially in front of Wang Xiaoyue.

Wang Xiaoyue is worthy of being a policewoman, she didn't think much of the teasing of these sisters, she bought the biggest cloth pig instead, and suppressed the sisters in one fell swoop.

"Hehe, sisters, this is the real stupid pig of this girl, and this girl also tells you, if you really love a stupid pig, you have to be willing to spend money, you have to treat it as the first pig in the world. ”

In the face of Wang Xiaoyue's big cloth pig, all the sisters completely obeyed Wang Xiaoyue, because this was not a cloth pig, but a real pig wearing cloth clothes, she drove the pig from the police station out, and the material department became a pigsty for a while.

The goods stained Wang Shangliang's cloth pig, and Wang Shangliang's anger was sprinkled on Gao Feng's body, and she smashed Gao Feng's head wildly with this cloth pig, complaining vigorously.

"Gao Feng, you are a stupid pig, you are a stupid pig who does not understand the amorous feelings, you are a stupid pig whose head has been put into dung.

How can you hang a man on a tree with a crooked neck in Wang Xiaoyue, you can't open your mind to accept all the girls who love you.

Now is not the feudal and conservative era before, today's young people, which one doesn't talk about seven or eight loves, which one doesn't have seven or eight ex-girlfriends, who is as stupid as you is home, just for Wang Xiaoyue, a yellow-faced woman, and be alone. ”

Wang Shangliang's scolding stunned Gao Feng, did this girl have a burned head and said such nonsense.

However, there is some truth in what Wang Shangliang said, young people in today's society are really like this, whether they are male or female compatriots, falling in love is like entering a vegetable garden, and it is so casual that people can't accept it.

There is a blind date show, and the number of relationships between male and female guests on it is at least three times, the ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend are at least three, and more than three people, and one guy is ashamed to talk about a hundred, both domestic and foreign, involving many countries, which really makes Gao Feng jealous and jealous to death.

Sometimes, Gao Feng thinks about it and thinks that he should fall in love a few more times and find a few more ex-girlfriends, not to mention that he has a woman's popularity, whether it is in the project department or outside the project department, there is no shortage of beauties around him, and he is really beautiful.

However, as soon as this Comrade Gao Feng thought of Comrade Wang Xiaoyue, he immediately dispelled this kind of flowery thought, and Wang Xiaoyue also warned him from time to time not to mess with his thoughts, you are not Emperor Qin and Han Wu, you are not Tang Dynasty and Song Zu, you are not Genghis Khan, you want to have seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards in your life, then there is no door, you just want to have two ex-girlfriends, then don't think about it.

In the end, Wang Shangliang ran out crying with the cloth pig in his arms, which was also the first time that Wang Shangliang's girl lost her temper, which also made Gao Feng feel helpless.

"Gao Feng, do you think it's embarrassing for you to provoke a girl to cry for the head cloth pig?"

"Shut up for me, isn't that all the trouble caused by you, you stained other people's pigs, it's no wonder that people don't cry. ”

When Wang Shangliang ran out, the kid who was carried by Gao Feng said that he was very angry, and this disaster was caused by this goods, otherwise Wang Shangliang would not have lost his temper.

"Gao Feng, this handsome guy thinks that when a girl is sad, there must be a man who stands up and gives her a broad shoulder to lean on, so you have to chase it out, don't stand here stupidly. ”

"Hmph, boy, what you said has some truth, this handsome guy also thinks so, Shangliang is a good girl, and a beautiful girl, this handsome guy should let her lean on his broad shoulders. ”

When the kid spoke again, Gao Feng thought that there was some truth, so he let go and ran out of the office of the Ministry of Materials, chasing Wang Shangliang like the wind.

As soon as Gao Feng let go, the goods fell from Gao Feng's hand like a bun to the ground, his ass lost the protection of Wang Shangliang's cloth pig, and at the same time as his ass hit the ground, he felt a heart-piercing pain, and the feeling of death pain rose from his ass to his head.

"My mother, Gao Feng, you are throwing buns, you can kill this handsome guy, this handsome guy has a feeling of broken eggs. ”

Five minutes after Gao Feng chased out, Niu Fentou, the boss of the material department, came to the office, Niu Fentou, as the boss of the material department, was still very particular, and wore Bi Ting's formal clothes every day, a black suit with a white shirt, but no tie.

Niu Fentou is still a very frugal person, his suit has been worn on his body for some years, about five years, and the sleeves are polished and shiny.

In particular, Comrade Niu Struggle's three-section scalp shoes have been even longer, these three-section scalp shoes are military supplies, and the quality can be described as bargaining, and it is estimated that people will be fine with these shoes.

However, the soles of these shoes were very smooth, and on the smooth floor tiles, it would be a very simple thing for Niu Zhan to use them to skate.

Of course, Minister Niu Fentou didn't want to skate on the floor, because Comrade Niu Fentou was too large and his body was too bulky, so if he slipped and fell to the ground, not to mention that the floor would be broken a few pieces, he might have difficulty getting up.

The big-bellied cow struggles, and he is also very distressed about his body, and the fat man is very distressed about his body, and he is worried about his big belly, and he wants to lose weight but can't do it.

Niu Fentou didn't want to skate, but he had to skate today, and as soon as the soles of his polished three-section scalp shoes stepped on the office floor, he was immediately slipped out of the office, and he fell into the office like a mountain.

I don't know who threw a banana peel at the door of the office of the Ministry of Materials, and when Niu Struggle entered the door, he stepped on the banana peel, and his body lost its center of gravity at that time, and the whole person fell to the ground like a dog chewing.

I don't know who put the trash can in the middle, and when Niu Struggle fell to the ground, he got into the trash can with his head, and this trash can seemed to be a custom hat for him, and it was just right on top of his head, and it felt a little tight.

At the same time as the cow struggled to pounce, he shot forward like a rocket, because there was standing water in the office of the material department, and the ground was very slippery, and he suddenly shot out like a rocket, directly under the last desk, and his whole body was stuck under the desk.

"Haha, Niu struggle, you haven't reached the New Year yet, you will pay New Year's greetings to this handsome guy in advance, your filial piety is really commendable!"

Niu struggled to get under the desk, and a shrill laugh rang out from above the desk.