This kind of condolence performance of the art troupe is generally left while performing, and the tickets that don't need money are like this, just like when it comes to the last show before, there are less than half of the audience left, that's the reason. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He Xiangdong's stand-up is an encore after the end, and it has been more than half an hour now, and it's so late, no one has left, and no one has even gone to the toilet, this is really evil.

Now the popular view is that the cross talk performance time cannot exceed twelve minutes, and the audience will be impatient if the time exceeds it, and now He Xiangdong has been telling stories for more than half an hour, and the audience is not impatient at all, which is really rare.

Hou Sanye didn't have much expectations for He Xiangdong's stand-up, and the long-form stand-up was indeed not suitable for such a stage, so no one said it later, and even many young people were unwilling to learn.

The reason why he agreed to He Xiangdong's request was also to not dampen He Xiangdong's enthusiasm for cross talk, after all, He Xiangdong was the young man he valued the most, but even he didn't expect the long-form stand-up to be so popular.

Hou Sanye touched his mouth, leaned forward, looked cautiously at He Xiangdong, who was talking about the nine-headed case, and then looked at the audience under the audience who were fascinated by it.

He was secretly speechless.

He Xiangdong didn't know the reaction of the actors backstage, all his spirit was focused on the stage and the story.

"There was a man lying on the bed, with his head covered by a quilt and two legs exposed underneath, and he knew by looking at the pants that it was a woman. The man was covered with his head above and his legs bare, and the young man was standing outside the door. He Xiangdong pinched the curtain with his fingers, picked up the curtain to watch, typical opera movements, and the book-mouth drama frame are all basic skills integrated into the blood of cross talk actors.

He Xiangdong used Shandong's mouth: "'Grandma, you're still sleeping, I'll bring you water.'" Do you remember how he did, reaching for the curtain, and then half-pulling himself inside. At this moment, a figure appeared behind the young man, who was holding a bloody human head in one hand with two hands. ”

When the audience heard this, they held their breath and didn't dare to breathe.

The man stood behind the man and looked, and behind him the master was holding two heads, dripping with blood. When I looked down, I saw two buckets behind the young man. He Xiangdong made the action of putting people's heads: "He put his head in a bucket, and there were two white towels on the edge of the bucket, and he covered the towel on the head." ”

……

"Hey, the young man picked up two buckets and went out, and he didn't see who the man was, and he didn't know who the man was, so he picked up the buckets and went back, walking like a fly along the way, and when he got to the shop, he stacked the two buckets together, and then went back to the house to make up for the cage. ”

……

He Xiangdong used a folding fan as a cigarette pouch, and while smoking, he learned from the old shopkeeper in Shandong to speak: "'Oh, where is this bucket of this color.'" 'Think, there is a human head in this bucket, and there is blood on the outside of the bucket, and it is red, and the old man thinks it is rubbed somewhere. "Oh, this little Liben, how do you do things, where did you get it, why do you have towels in this bucket?" The cigarette pouch was like, 'Oh, my mother'. ”

……

The old shopkeeper was also bold, and when he looked around, there was no one, and he thought to himself who was going to harm me, so he took out the bucket above, and there was a human head below, a man and a woman, and two heads. ”

As soon as He Xiangdong's voice fell, two heads came out, and he didn't stop and continued.

……

"How bold is that old guy, so he took out the head directly, in the Qing Dynasty, men also had braids, he tied the braids with a button, and the other woman's head was also buckled, and he made a bamboo pole, and carried a human head at one end. The old man came out, looked left and right, it was still early, there was no one on the street, and the common people didn't get up. ”

The old guy carried two heads, and in three or two steps he arrived at the oil and salt store, which is a place that sells all kinds of groceries, that is, a grocery store, and there is a place at the door where there is a banner. ”

"The old guy takes the bamboo pole and goes up, and walks you. On the other side, come. Two bloody human heads were hung on the front of the grocery store. ”

……

Half an hour later, the old Shanxi shopkeeper of the grocery store got up. He Xiangdong learned Shanxi's mouth: "Second baby, it's not too early, get up and hang a pretense." ”

"Okay. Xiao Laoxi also got up, took his things and hung up under a pretense, and the child slept in a daze. He Xiangdong learned from Xiao Laoxi's confused look: "Well, ah, it's so early, I haven't woken up yet, um." ”

"Ahh He Xiangdong looked up and exclaimed.

Everyone at the scene held their breath.

He Xiangdong said: "This time I look up, the three souls are out of the body, what's wrong, the head is wow." Suddenly, everything was thrown there, and it ran into the house with a rolling belt. ”

……

"Lao Xi'er also came out, and he was stunned when he looked up, and said that I had offended people, why did I still have a human head here, count it with my hands, one, two, three, three. ”

The last note fell heavily, He Xiangdong patted the waking wood, smiled, and immediately turned around and left, very decisively, without stopping for a moment.

He Xiangdong is an artist who respects the audience very much, and every time he finishes a performance, he has to bow deeply to the audience to express his gratitude, but this time as soon as his voice fell, he walked back with great chic and confidence, not looking at the audience's reaction at all.

He's happy here, and the audience is furious.

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Gone?"

"Gone?"

……

There was a lot of suspicion in the audience, and the audience looked around and didn't see any other actors coming out, they were on the rise. This group of people is going to leave in front, and now that He Xiangdong has finished speaking, they are reluctant to leave.

The main reason is that He Xiangdong dug too many pits, and he didn't bury any of them, so he left immediately, you said that there is no lack of virtue.

Why are there three heads hanging on the grocery store of the old shopkeeper in Shanxi, aren't they two? Who is the extra head? Who hung it? When was it hung up? What are the identities of these three heads?

Who was the big man with two bloody heads? Was he the one he killed? Why did he put the head in the young man's bucket? Why did he show up in the big grandmother's house? Did the woman have the big grandmother's head?

Who made the sound when Ma San heard the sound of asking him to return the hat at home? Why did the hat suddenly return to the head of the hanged corpse? What is the identity of the dead corpse?

What is the thing that Ma San has to do when he asks Ma San to go to the brick tower alley? Why do you want to find someone who does white things? How did he get rich? What will happen next?

And Boss Jia, who spent so much time talking about this person taking Ma San to visit the Xuanwu Temple and saying a bunch of useless words, what is this person doing? What is his identity and what role does he play in the story?

At first, the young actor said that the story took place outside the door of the Xuanwu Temple, but he still hasn't seen anything to do with the Xuanwu Temple?

There are so many pits, He Xiangdong doesn't care about killing or burying them, but the audience's curiosity is all hooked, and they all refuse to leave.

So that's why He Xiangdong has to go to great lengths to find the whole nine-head case, because this is really a peerless paragraph. (To be continued.) )