Chapter 287: Such an evil sect
In fact, He Xiangdong initially chose to fight officialdom, and the reason is very simple, because he has been talking about this paragraph for many years and has been very proficient, so he can play this cross talk very well. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
On this kind of big stage, there must be something very mature to perform, such as the show that has been performed at such a station in the troupe is arranged in advance, and they are all the same programs, they have been performed many times, and they are very mature, so this is the safest.
The same is true for He Xiangdong, if there are dozens of people sitting in front of him, he can try to say a new one, because there are few people, he can take into account everyone's feelings, and he can also smoothly accept everyone's feedback on what he said, so that he can make adjustments next time.
Cross talk is like this, a word is a little heavier and lighter, a word is a little faster and a little slower, the impact of this is very big, and the tricks in this are not only taught by the master, but also by the artists themselves.
This is especially true on this kind of big stage with hundreds or thousands of people, it is very difficult for you to grasp and accept the feedback of so many audiences, and if you have to say a joke that you are not good at at all, this danger is very great, and it is not easy to come back if something goes wrong, and it is difficult to say whether it can be loud or not.
He Xiangdong originally planned to talk about officialdom fighting, and he decided to do so until he was about to play, but because many spectators in front of him were leaving, so many people stood up.
In order to retain these audiences and fully capture the appetite of these people, he decisively replaced the officialdom and put the nine-head case in, because this paragraph has its own unique attraction.
"Ma San said, 'Brother, give me a way, I'm really out of line'. Stuffy Er said, 'Our brothers are brothers, you are out of line, and I am not in line.' But now there is a way, if you want to, I will not only pay you back, but also make you rich.'" ”
"Ma San asked, 'What's the matter?' and said 'If you really want to get rich, you can come over early tomorrow morning and do me a favor, and after this favor, I will double the money I owe you'. ”
"'What kind of busy';'Tomorrow morning, you go to the brick tower alley, you go up there and wait for me to go, there is a dead family there, doing white things, you don't ask anything else, you see that family doing white things, where are you waiting, waiting for me to pass, and then I let you do what you do, let's do it as soon as we work together, okay?"
Even if this pit is buried, the biggest feature of the nine-head case is that there are many pits, a typical suspense story, full of pits, suspense, and people can't extricate themselves.
He Xiangdong continued to say and began to dig the second pit: "Ma San took off the hat on the head of the dead corpse and put it on his head, and then went home. ”
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"When he was sleeping at home, at about eleven o'clock at night, he faintly heard someone outside talking, 'Give me back your hat.'" ”
He Xiangdong used Zhang's storytelling skills, and suddenly moved the scene of the story to the audience: "Ma San sat up when he heard this voice, looked around, but couldn't hear any sound, this was a doubt in his heart, and suddenly he heard a voice outside, 'Give me back your hat'." ”
This sound was real, and Ma San felt a cool breath coming up from under his feet when he sat here, and he was stupid there. 'Oh my mother, who's who, who's, who's" shouted many times, but no one answered. ”
The audience's ears were pricked up, and they looked at He Xiangdong on the stage with all their attention, completely forgetting the passage of time, staring at He Xiangdong without blinking.
Now no one really says they are leaving, this stand-up comedy has attracted these people, big pits and small pits one after another, and buried these audiences one after another.
Even the actors in the background are the same, looking at He Xiangdong seriously one by one, no one spoke, they were all immersed in the story, even those who were originally just watching the excitement.
Xue Guo compared the doubts in his heart with He Xiangdong's stand-up comedy, understood a lot in his heart, and solved a lot of his confusion.
Mr. Shi is also watching it very seriously, he is not good at stand-up comedy, but he has heard a lot of old gentlemen talk about the nine-head case, and now he listens to what He Xiangdong said, but he feels a little different, but he can't say anything different all of a sudden, he just feels that what He Xiangdong said makes him very comfortable.
He Xiangdong continued: "Ma San didn't blame the young man anymore, so he continued to walk forward, he still had to hurry up to the brick tower alley, walking here, and passing by where the dead body he saw hanging yesterday was, he must have looked at it, the dead body was still there, but the hat was put on again." 'Oops'. ”
In the end, as soon as the "oops" came out, everyone was full of wit, and there was a creepy feeling.
Another pit was dug down, and He Xiangdong had no intention of burying it, and continued to say: "And the young man who carried the burden ......"
Hou Sanye finished going to the toilet, and then after sorting out things in the background, he slowly walked over, he spent more than half an hour on this one, and he estimated that the audience might be almost gone, in case it was all over, he would be better to take a look at it and comfort He Xiangdong.
Here he walked slowly and leisurely to the entrance door with his hands behind his back, and saw a large group of people with their heads gathered at the door, watching very seriously, and no one even noticed him coming in.
"Ahem......" Hou Sanye coughed, but no one paid attention to him.
Hou Sanye's face was a little unbearable, and he shouted again: "Hey." ”
Bao didn't reply, so he waved his hand behind him, signaling the visitor not to speak.
Hou Sanye's face darkened, and he asked in a deep voice, "What are you doing?"
Bao was also anxious to inquire, and turned around and scolded: "I told you to stop arguing, you are still noisy...... Noisy, Hou Tuan?"
In an instant, Bao inquired's face was extremely exciting.
Hou Sanye glanced at him, didn't talk to him, took two steps forward, and saw that Mr. Shi was also lying there, he asked, "Hey, old Shi, how is this kid talking?"
"It's ok. Mr. Shi didn't look back, and replied directly perfunctorily.
"What do you mean it's okay?" Hou Sanye rolled his eyes, stepped forward to take a look at the exit door, and found that there were still many spectators at the scene, he was surprised: "There are so many people, how many have gone?"
Mr. Shi was already immersed in the story of the nine-head case, and Xue Guo replied: "From the beginning to the present, no one has left." ”
"Huh?" Hou Sanye opened his mouth wide.
Xue Guo added: "I don't even have to go to the toilet. ”
"Such an evil sect?" (To be continued.) )