Chapter 728: Please Pay Us Appearance Fee
The moment the elevator door closed, the man, known as the third brother, gave an order to the eight big men who poured in, forcing Gao Feng to eat the spit on his trouser leg, and let the man eat his own little solution.
The eight big men rushed up, punching and kicking wildly, and the elevator suddenly resounded with a peak howl.
"Oh, it's so cool, it's really refreshing, you work harder, you don't look like you haven't eaten, you still look like a man, it's like tickling me, can you make a little effort, let this girl be refreshed!"
This thing is like what it is called, and the loud voice is very penetrating, coming out of the elevator, this kind of piercing strange scream can be heard from the first floor to the sixth floor, which makes the big guys frown, and they all think of that kind of thing in their hearts.
"I'm going, this six-star hotel in Xiaoyue City, this kind of activity is carried out in broad daylight, aren't you afraid that the police will sweep away pornography?"
However, everyone thought about it carefully and felt that if they could open this six-star hotel, it would mean that the boss was a person with exquisite faces, so what kind of relationship could not be solved, the boss himself was a representative of the National People's Congress, and the relationship was all the way, otherwise this kind of activity could be carried out so rampantly.
"Xiao Jie, you're right, we really haven't eaten, this is still the meal we ate at noon yesterday, I've been hungry until now, we only make so much effort, and we can only give you so cool, you just order it." ”
These eight big men are still angry, they have been busy since noon yesterday, and they are still on an empty stomach, and they don't have the strength to beat people.
"Oh, then you're still following this bastard, he doesn't even have enough to eat?"
"Xiao Jie, you talk nonsense, we don't follow this bastard, we still follow you, people are also the third brother, that is rich and powerful, the salary can also be more than 8,000, and there is also an appearance fee, this time to beat someone is 500, we can get 500 if we beat you." ”
These eight big men are also telling the truth, they follow the third brother to eat and drink spicy, they can get a salary of 8,000 yuan a month, and there is another appearance fee, who else is beaten, it is 500 yuan to beat an ordinary person once, and the appearance fee is 500 yuan for beating the peak today.
"Oh, that's the case, the salary is indeed not low, and the cost of beating people is not low, but this girl is not an ordinary person, how can I also be a young girl who is born beautiful, how can the cost of this also rise by one hundred, you can find the third brother to ask for six hundred." ”
"Go to the ball, you're not ordinary, a nobody like you, grab a lot on the street, don't think that you have two Tianjin dogs and ignore buns, people don't grow two Tianjin dogs and ignore buns, beating you to five hundred is already high." ”
Gao Feng told the eight biao-shaped men to ask them to find the third brother to raise the price, people like him are not ordinary people, it is a little higher than ordinary people, giving 500 yuan is too low, it should rise to 600 yuan, and the eight biao-shaped men will smack him, and there are many women like him on the street, each with two Tianjin dogs ignoring big buns.
Gao Feng said again: "Big brothers, if you beat your boss's third brother, will he give you an appearance fee?"
"I'll go, you little brain-free mother, let's beat our boss, then we can still get money, not only can't we get money, we will also be fired, before we are fired, our boss bastard has to beat us half to death, if you are unlucky, you will be beaten half of your body, and you can only find a wheelchair as a wife for the rest of your life." ”
Gao Feng's questioning, these eight big men have been scolding Gao Feng for being a little bit of a fart, they beat their bosses, so they can still have a good life, they didn't beat them half-through, that's already a blessing.
Gao Feng said: "Oh, since that's the case, then you have been beating your third brother bastard, and let him eat your little solution tools one by one!"
"Xiao Jie, you are kidding, how can we beat our own boss, although the bosses are all bastards, then we will not beat him, even if we borrow a few of our guts, we will not do it, we are beating you now, and it is also a tool for you to let your Xiao Xie eat us one by one." ”
What Gao Feng said, how can the eight big men believe it, even if they borrow their eight guts, they will not beat the boss, although they are not happy with the boss, they can only scold behind their backs, and curse him when they go to the toilet to poop, and want to pull him out.
While speaking, the elevator door opened, and the elevator went to the sixth floor, where the wedding was held, and the elevator door was facing the event room where the wedding was held.
The activity room is brightly lit and crowded, the fluorescent lights are shaking back and forth, and a stage is also set up in the activity room, there is a pair of hosts on the stage, I have seen the flow chart of the wedding, and I know that these two hosts are the second brother and second sister of the provincial station, and they can invite the second brother and second sister, which also requires a little face, of course, the appearance fee is also the most critical.
The host of the provincial station, the host level is higher, the Mandarin is very standard and fluent, occasionally mixed with a little local dialect, without losing their humor.
The wedding scene also invited two first-class stars in the country, four second-rate stars, three men and three women, they cheered for the wedding, these three people sang a song on the stage, the atmosphere of the scene was even more enthusiastic, and fans couldn't wait to rush up and hug their heads and feet.
However, when Gao Feng listened, he felt that the songs sung by this second-rate star were not as good as those sung by a few disabled people in the underground passage of the shopping mall in Xiaoyue City, and there were a few words that were out of tune.
Moreover, these six stars did not leave the stage immediately after singing, and they held the microphone on stage and kept asking for appearance fees.
"Hey, who will give you this appearance fee, if you don't pay this appearance fee, we won't go down, and there are round-trip plane tickets, as well as taxi money, and the money for temporary diarrhea and toileting. ”
These celebrities held a handful of bills, waiting for someone to reimburse them, and the fans below were even more emotional, stomping their feet and clapping their hands in the audience, cheering for their idols.
"I love you, we love you, you are so humorous, why are you so humorous. ”
"You're better, a small city is a small city, the quality of fans is low, your head just can't turn around, are we being humorous, we're waiting to settle the bill, who is the organizer, hurry up and settle the bill, we're still waiting to go to a wedding scene in a town." ”
The fans were passionate, these six stars were impatient, and they scolded the fans, which immediately attracted the dissatisfaction of the fans, and suddenly melon seed candy, as well as eggs and tomatoes were thrown up, smashing the six stars all over the egg and tomato juice, and the six stars also shouted.
"Hey, you guys just smash it, let the storm come more violently, smash an egg five cents, smash a tomato, now a hundred eggs, one hundred and twenty tomatoes, that's one hundred and seventy yuan, who is the organizer, come out to pay, we are in a hurry to the next wedding scene." ”
These six stars are settling accounts while roaring, and fans are even more energetic in throwing eggs and tomatoes, scolding while smashing them.
"I'll check, what kind of bastard star are you, you're bandits, what kind of shitty songs do you sing, it's not as good as a few disabled people in the underground, you still want money, it's good if we don't let you lose money." ”
rushed up a group of fans, some men and women moved together, beat these six stars wildly, and threw them down from the window on the sixth floor, and the six stars who floated down from the window haven't forgotten their appearance fees.
"Hey, who's the organizer, pay me the venue fee, we're still in a hurry to rush to the next wedding scene, is it easy for us to come out and pretend to be a star? We said we came by plane, but in fact we came by tractor pulling bricks, at least you paid us for the tractor!"
threw the six fake stars off the sixth floor, and the second brother and sister of the provincial station continued to host, they were very calm, and some people asked them if they wanted to clean the scene, the stage was full of eggshells and tomato meat, the two hosts waved their hands and didn't need to clean up, it was better to keep such an accident scene, and we were in a hurry to catch up with the next funeral scene.
The wedding continued, the host announced that the bridesmaids would help the bride to enter, and the music of the devil entering the village sounded at the scene, and the people in the audience booed, shouting together that the wrong accompaniment was brought in, and the bride entered it, how could the music of the devil enter the village, hurry up and change the music.
The sound engineer told the big guy loudly, no need to change, the devil enters the village, the devil enters the village, the newcomer has a new atmosphere, we are also in a hurry to catch up with the next promotion site that sells diapers, time is money, you have such a low appearance fee here, then it can only be accompanied by this music.
The sound engineer was not changed, the music of the devil entering the village was playing, and the bride walked up to the stage with the support of the bridesmaids, and there was a burst of cheers at the scene.
"First sister, first sister, first sister Mei, you are so beautiful, first sister Mei, we love you!"
The host shouted to the crowd below: "Hey, everyone shouted wrong, it's not Sister Mei, it's Sister Yu, you should call Sister Yi, we hate you!"
As soon as the host's voice fell, the following roared like a sea of mountains: "Second sister, we hate you to death, why do you look so ugly!"
The bridesmaid is really Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, she helped the bride to the stage, this Mei sister is really a country and a city, but the bride she supported is like a ghost, just like the female ghost in the movie "Painted Skin".
"Hello everyone, I'm very grateful to everyone for hating my second sister, in fact, my second sister also hates you very much, I can't wait for you all to die. ”
"Second sister, you go to die!"
Before the second sister's words fell, a burst of eggs and tomatoes were projected below, and they smashed on the body of the second sister, these people's projection was quite accurate, everything was projected onto the second sister's body, and the first sister Mei who was supporting her was safe and sound.
Sister Mei was very happy, she bowed to everyone and said to everyone with a smile.
"Thank you for smashing so accurately, thank you for not smashing it, I love you!"
Sister Mei's words immediately enlivened the atmosphere of the scene, and the men and women below went crazy.
"Sister Mei, we love you too, and we like you too. ”
Then, it was a crackling projection of eggs and tomatoes, which scared Mei Gui into throwing down the bride and the second sister and running away, pushing the second brother and second sister of the host of the provincial station in front of her.
"I'll go, you love me like this, you like me like this!"