Chapter 729: Look at their Jianzi meat
The fans at the wedding scene were also very excited, they couldn't look at the idols, only the idols were on stage, they were completely out of control, whether they liked it or not, they were all out of control at that time, and they threw eggs and tomatoes together.
As soon as Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, stood on the stage, she was projected eggs and tomatoes by this group of fans who adored her, and she couldn't figure out why these fans carried eggs and tomatoes with them, didn't these cost money?
Or Sister Mei's reaction speed is very fast, when this group of out-of-control fans projected eggs and tomatoes, she ran away and hid behind the second brother and second sister of the provincial TV station, and suddenly these two people were projected with eggs and tomatoes, so that the two of them were sticky, but the two bigwigs of the provincial station were addicted.
"Grandma is so cool, it's cooler than yesterday's wedding, it's really cool. ”
It seems that the scene where fans are out of control is not this wedding, other wedding scenes will also appear, and these two second brothers and sisters are also commonplace, which also reflects their professionalism.
"Second brother and second sister, why don't you change your clothes, wash your face and then host. ”
When the fans' emotions stabilized, Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, asked the two bigwigs from the provincial Taiwan, and the two bigwigs touched their faces with their hands, and told Mei Gui while shaking the sticky mucus on their hands.
"No need, we're in a hurry, even if we change it, it won't be clean for a few minutes, the emotions of the fans are up and down, maybe I'll get sick in a while, it's better not to change it. ”
The words of the two bigwigs didn't land, the fans' emotions were out of control again, and the eggs and tomatoes crackled and projected together, this time the two bigwigs also opened their mouths and went directly to pick up the projected eggs and tomatoes, and after receiving them, the two raised their arms and shouted.
"yes, we've got it, let's have another one!"
The two bigwigs played for a long time, and took eight eggs and eight tomatoes in one go, so that the two of them almost didn't die.
"Don't come, please don't vote anymore, let's continue to officiate at the wedding. ”
The two bigwigs were lying on the stage, and they begged the fans to let them go.
"There is an invitation to the groom to come to the stage, there is an invitation to the groom to come to the stage, pick up the third brother and come to the stage quickly, if you don't come on stage, we will be shot to death by these people." ”
The second brother and sister of the provincial Taiwan were almost buried by eggs and tomatoes, and they also howled hoarsely, asking the groom to take the third brother to the stage.
The March of the Volunteers was played for the third brother, and as the music sounded, a personable man walked up to the stage, followed by nineteen Yushu groomsmen.
"Wow, pick up the third brother, you are so handsome, you are much more handsome than on TV, your image on TV is ugly, why don't you look like you?"
What is not called like, that is, the real person looks good, once the photo is taken, the person in the photo is very ugly, more ugly than the real person, this phenomenon is not called like.
After the third brother came to the stage, the following was also boiling, everyone's eyes were straight, whether it was a man or a woman, or old or young, they were stunned by this suave third brother, this third brother was too handsome.
"Hmph, you're right, the third brother is just not very good, the third brother is much more handsome than on TV. ”
This third brother is not a modest person, he slowly walked on the stage, waved his hand to everyone, and from time to time the two little pigs dressed up, which made the fans fascinated.
"Pick up the third brother, you are so handsome, you are more handsome than Song Joong Ki, you are more handsome than Kim so-hyun, pick up the third brother, we love you!"
The fans went crazy again, cheering and screaming one after another, and as the cheers and screams came out, it was the projected eggs and tomatoes.
The two took the third brother but did not hurry, and took the eggs and tomatoes projected from the audience in his hands one by one, the action was very elegant, and he played several beautiful and infinite movements.
"Fans, this third brother wants to solemnly tell you that this third brother is not Song Joong Ki, nor is he Kim so-hyun, this third brother is a handsome domestic guy born and raised, I am me, a different fireworks. ”
This third brother is really good at playing chic, it is a front flip, a back flip, and a 360-degree 720-degree one, and he has played several difficult actions, and he is dazzling and dizzying.
"I'll go, Gao Feng, if you don't make a fuss, you'll die, let you be the groom, not let you be a monkey, you think this year is the Year of the Monkey, here is the Year of the Monkey party!"
This third brother had a very good time, and Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, and the nineteen groomsmen who followed behind him, took sticks together to beat him, and this thing was serious.
"Hehe, it's not easy to get on stage, you just let this handsome guy play twice. ”
It turns out that this product is not to pick up the third brother, but Comrade Gao Feng, no wonder this product is full of fun, and it is so high that it has no head.
"Mei Gui, how can you have nineteen best men, where did you get so many best men, and everyone has only one best man?"
There are too many groomsmen on the field, and nineteen of them came at once, one is more than a jade tree in the wind, and everyone also found that these nineteen groomsmen have very high chests, and the big guy has doubts.
"Hey, Sister Mei, are all your best men fitness coaches, why are your breasts so high and your muscles so developed, why don't you let them expose your upper body, let's see Jianzi meat." ”
"Hehe, everyone, your questions are quite good, you are asking two questions, this sister will answer them to you one by one, first of all, this first question, why does this sister have so many groomsmen, that proves that this sister is attractive, there are many excellent men who pursue this sister, they are all excellent men, they are all the ex-boyfriends of this sister. ”
"Ah, really, we also know that your first sister Mei is attractive, and we also know how many lines of men are going to chase your first sister Mei, but you can have so many ex-boyfriends, that's what we can't believe, why are you so much?"
Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, pointed to the nineteen best men and told everyone that these were all her ex-boyfriends, and the audience was boiling again, and Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, said again.
"Everyone, it's a new era now, there are only nineteen ex-boyfriends, you don't often watch that blind date show, the female guests standing there, although only three ex-boyfriends were reported, those are all false numbers, and their ex-boyfriends may surpass this first sister.
Everyone, what do girls compare with now, either with a car or a house, or with this ex-boyfriend, the more ex-boyfriends that mean the better we are, just like flies bite cow dung, the more flies don't prove that cow dung smells worse.
Ladies and gentlemen, this first sister has nineteen ex-boyfriends, is this more? You don't know, our second sister still has twenty-one godfathers, compared to her, this first sister is not worth mentioning.
Everyone, I think it must be clear, what is a godfather, a godfather is a father, the second sister has so many fathers, everyone is not unusual, it is also rare that the first sister of this nineteen ex-boyfriends, the ex-boyfriends of the first sister of this are as good as me, as handsome, don't you say that they are all fitness coaches, don't you want to see their Jianzi meat, this is the second question, I let you see their Jianzi meat. ”
After Mei Gui finished speaking, she also walked to the nineteen best men, she wanted them to show their upper bodies to satisfy everyone's curiosity, and take a look at the healthy meat of the nineteen best men, and the sisters scolded Mei Gui.
"Mei Gui, you are stupid, how can we have Jianzi meat, we only have steamed bun meat, how can we show it to everyone. ”
Mei Gui said: "Oh, it turns out that you are all buns and meat like me, then we won't show it to everyone, let's let the third brother show it to everyone." ”
Mei Gui turned her face and said to everyone: "Everyone, in fact, everyone has seen a lot of fitness coaches, and there are many in the gym, and there are a lot of them, and their Jianzi meat is not much to look at. ”
Mei Gui's incendiary nature is very strong, she instigated like this, the scene boiled again, everyone has to watch the third brother's Jianzi meat, and the third brother standing on the stage is Comrade Gao Feng.
"Mei Gui, are you so interesting, you want to come up with my foreign appearance!"
Gao Feng glared at Miss Mei Gui with his eyes, Mei Gui showed a weird smile, and used his hands to incite the people in the audience.
"Everyone, do you want to see the third brother's Jianzi meat?"
"That's right, everyone should take a look at the third brother's Jianzi meat, we all dream of seeing his Jianzi meat. ”
The nineteen groomsmen also coaxed together, and the people in the audience couldn't control it, and the cheers and screams were a big one, asking Gao Feng to show his upper body, and they wanted to see his Jianzi meat.
Gao Feng showed a very sunny smile and faced everyone.
"Everyone, this handsome guy thank you for giving me this opportunity to dew, this handsome guy will definitely seize this opportunity to dew, but this handsome guy doesn't want to show Jianzi meat so plainly, this handsome guy wants to set off the atmosphere of the scene, I hope that the gaffer will cooperate with Ben Sange, and now the lights are all out, when the lights are on, you can see a new third brother, and you can also see the healthiest Jianzi meat of the third brother!"
If Gao Feng was the case, he immediately got a response from the audience, and they hoped for this effect, an unexpected effect, a shocking effect, so they asked the gaffer to cooperate with the third brother to turn off all the lights in the activity room before the third brother revealed his flesh.
The gaffer was also ready to say that the time was very tight, and he was going to rush to the next wedding scene, he looked at the group of people who were pressed by Wuwu, and then looked at the tragic situation of the second brother and the second sister in the provincial station, and he said without hesitation that he would cooperate with the actions of the third brother, as long as the third brother gave an order, they would put out all the lights on the scene to ensure that there was no light at all.
Gao Feng posed, a thinker, and then pointed to the ceiling with his hand.
"Gaffer, please turn off the lights. ”
The gaffer reacted quite quickly, and as soon as Gao Feng's hand pointed to the ceiling, all the lights in the entire activity room were extinguished, and only a small bright light on the stage was shining.
"Gaffer, let you all go out, why didn't you go all out!"
Gao Feng was very annoyed and shouted.