He Xiangdong on the stage also seemed to have just reacted, and asked in surprise: "Oh, oh, I'm losing it?"

Xue Guo said angrily: "Nonsense." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Oops. He Xiangdong was full of remorse, holding his head in his hand, and slammed it straight to the table, which really looked like he had been violently assaulted by a few big men.

Xue Guo was also frightened, and asked carefully: "Yo, what's wrong with you, even if you lose money, you won't react so much, just don't take this crooked path next time." ”

He Xiangdong hated it, his face was about to twist, and he scolded: "You all bully me, you all bully me, bully me as an honest person, and you all ride my neck to." ”

Xue Guo also asked: "Ah, such a bully." ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and sighed: "I'll just endure it." ”

Xue Guo asked in surprise, "Is there anything rare?"

The burden was shaken out, and the big guys laughed.

He Xiangdong looked gloomy, and said very decadently: "Alas, they all bullied me, and life is not easy, you said that those of us who are actors have worked hard for so many years, and what have we come up with, ah, I have never even been the president of the United States." ”

"Huh, how dare you think about it?"

The audience is laughing again, "Jiewa" is also a traditional cross talk, and the framework in it is complete, but a lot of the baggage in it is made up by He Xiangdong and smashed into it, the burden is very dense and full of jokes.

He is happy to be compiled here, and fortunately, Xue Guo's basic skills are solid, and his ability is also great, he can catch the burden that He Xiangdong revealed, and he can turn it back, otherwise it will all fall to the ground.

To do this, of course, the actor needs to react sensitively, but more importantly, he must be able to foresee what the other party wants to say, as soon as he finished the first half of the sentence, you already know in your heart what he is going to say in the second half of the sentence, the burden is there, you have already made preparations, and as soon as his burden is shaken out, you will naturally be able to catch it steadily.

This method is very simple to say, but it is very difficult to do, and you are not a roundworm in someone's stomach, so how do you know what someone is going to say.

Even if you guess it, you have to understand where the burden is in the shortest possible time, and you have to think about how you want to pick it up, basically you have to come up with a strategy between the lightning and flint, and the burden is not caught all of a sudden, and it falls to the ground, then there is no chance to regret it.

This ordinary person really can't come.

He Xiangdong continued to hate and said: "Why, why are people so rich, they open luxury, live in villas, and raise a piece of dog food bought by Jingba for 70,000 or 80,000 yuan a year, why, I said that cross talk only earns 10,000 yuan a year." ”

Xue Guo also persuaded: "Don't fight with dogs." ”

This baggage is turned over very well.

He Xiangdong also glanced at Xue Guo, and suddenly felt a lot more relieved in his heart, these burdens just now were all temporarily smashed, but he didn't expect Xue Guo to be quite stable, his heart was instantly stable, and he was more free and easy to work.

He said: "Tell me, everyone lives in a big villa, and I still rent a small dilapidated house to live in, just like that, our landlord kicked me out and didn't let me live in it, it's too bullying." ”

This is about to get into work, and Xue Guo also went down to catch it: "Yo, what's the matter, this is, don't worry, say it slowly." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I, rent a house to live in a rented house in Beijing, in Beijing's Tanzi Hutong Miscellaneous Courtyard, there is a carpenter on the left, a blacksmith on the right, and a prostitute in front, you said that now that the chicken plague has broken out, I don't dare to talk to others." ”

Xue Guo hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong: "Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, this chicken is not that chicken." ”

"Woo ......" The audience laughed and coaxed constantly, when did these people hear such a joke at the condolence party, this one immediately had an explosive effect.

The actors in the group also laughed wildly, and then looked at He Xiangdong with extremely wonderful expressions, and they were all stunned.

Director Huang first laughed a few times, then held back his laughter, his face turned red, and scolded: "This kid, why do you say everything on stage." ”

Hou Sanye's face was a little dark, and the corners of his mouth pursed a smile.

Sister Wang also looked stupid, you said that you have the intention to blame, how can you blame, people are under huge pressure to save the scene, this itself is a manifestation of responsibility and responsibility, it needs to be well publicized and praised, and look at this posture This rescue must have been successful, not to mention how good the effect is.

After the performance, whether to perform or criticize, Sister Wang is about to collapse, so she can only secretly pray that He Xiangdong will be merciful next, but don't use any burden on this stage.

He Xiangdong didn't care about it and continued: "Don't talk about the neighbor in front, let's talk about the carpenter on the left, who does carpentry all day long, and the blacksmith on the right knows how to strike iron." Oops, it's so noisy that I can't even stand a golden bottle of plum in my hand. ”

"Wait, stop talking nonsense. Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him.

He Xiangdong continued: "There's no way, I just changed to an illustrated version, alas, I'm a reader." ”

The audience was laughing maniacally.

"Shut up. Xue Guo shouted angrily, He Xiangdong was stunned for a moment, Xue Guo accused him and said: "What kind of literati are you, this book is a classical masterpiece, the first of the four strange books of the Ming Dynasty, what did you say about it." ”

After finishing speaking, Xue Guo also glared at He Xiangdong, and He Xiangdong also understood that he had just wiped the edge a little, and this kind of occasion was not in the garden after all.

But fortunately, Xue Guo just picked up such a sentence, in fact, it is very simple whether the mainstream is not mainstream, no matter how unbearable your teasing performance is, as long as you praise and scold, this is no problem, you are not promoting ugliness, but showing ugliness, and then criticizing this ugliness.

He Xiangdong was not affected and continued to say: "No way, just quarrel, just endure it, but there is one thing that I can't bear, our landlord won't let me live." ”

Xue Guo asked again, "Why is this?"

He Xiangdong said: "I live in this Tanzi Hutong, our landlord is called the third master, this old man has earned a lifetime of money to buy a house, and now he is retired at home and points to the rental money to live." In fact, his house is really good, there is a kitchen, a toilet and everything, and it is only 600 yuan a month, where can you find it in Beijing now?"

Xue Guo responded: "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "And it's a monthly payment, one by one." I've never defaulted on his house money, and everyone is doing well. ”

Xue Guo said: "This is a good thing. ”

He Xiangdong said again: "One morning I went to the alley to buy fruit, and I happened to see our landlord bored with the third master, so I immediately greeted people, and I said, 'Old man, why are you going'." The third master also said, 'I'll go around'. ”

"Yes. ”

He Xiangdong began to act out a dialogue between himself and the stuffy third master: "I said, 'The third master came home to sit and sit', and he also asked me, 'Yo, what's wrong with you today?', I also said, 'It's okay, just ask you to sit at home, you are an elder, even if you don't rent your house, please come to my house to drink saliva'." ”

Xue Guo also held it and said, "This is a good word." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then I will invite the third master to the house, bring him tea, and then I will turn around and go out." (To be continued.) )