Xue Guo asked, "What are you doing out there?"

He Xiangdong explained: "I went out to run errands, there was a grocery store next to my house, the boss collected everything, the business was very miscellaneous, I went in to find the boss, I asked the family to give me a thousand yuan, and the boss counted out a thousand yuan for me." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xue Guo was slightly surprised, and asked, "Really give, what does he owe you money?"

He Xiangdong shook his head: "This is not. ”

Xue Guo asked again: "Then you have money in him?"

He Xiangdong shook his head again and said, "No, he and I are business partners, and we have business dealings." ”

Xue Guo instantly understood, nodded and said, "Oh, I understand when you say that." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Eh, I'll go home after taking the money, go home, ask my daughter-in-law to make tea, and let's continue the good tea." The old man was drinking tea, I told my daughter-in-law to prepare a meal, the old man was too old to chew the cake, cook, make it softer, I also went to buy a few pairs of prawns, buy yellow croaker, and stir-fry two vegetables, and also asked the child to drink. ”

Xue Guo praised: "You can entertain here." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, give food and drink, and let my son pinch his legs and beat his shoulders for others, and treat our own old man like this." ”

Xue Guo said: "There's nothing wrong with it, there's nothing wrong with your hospitality." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, we are waiting for this delicious and delicious drink, I am usually reluctant to buy this pair of shrimp and yellow croaker, how good it is to entertain others, he eats and drinks well." I also counted six hundred dollars for him. ”

Xue Guo asked, "Why do you give money?" ”

He Xiangdong explained: "The house money, this is next month's house money." ”

"Oh. ”

He Xiangdong learned the conversation between the two: "This old man was still wondering, and asked me, 'What do you mean by giving me money', I said to him, 'Third master, this is next month's room money, I will give it to you first'." The old man was still not happy, he said, 'This is given on the eighth of every month, and you give it early'. I said to him, 'It's getting hotter and hotter this day, you're going to be hot again on such a hot day, we don't want to go, now it's just for you, hey, it's the same for two days earlier and two days later.'" ”

Xue Guo praised: "Ho, it's really exquisite." ”

He Xiangdong also asked: "There is nothing wrong with what we are doing." ”

Xue Guo said as a matter of course: "Then there is no designation." ”

He Xiangdong said sadly: "That's it, the old man still scolds me." ”

Xue Guo exclaimed: "Ah, is there such a thing?"

He Xiangdong shook his head and sighed: "This is all good, when the old man went out, I got him a small plastic bag and gave him a little fruit, alas, and sent it to the door, but as soon as the old man turned around and looked at it, he scolded for this breach." ”

He Xiangdong learned the angry appearance of the third master, his face was red, his eyes were about to pop out, and his grief and anger were nowhere to go, it could be seen that he was really working hard, and scolded bitterly: "Sun Tzu, find me a house to move, get out of here." ”

"Alas......" He Xiangdong sighed, clutched his chest, and made a painful look: "Mr. Xue, you are an understanding person, tell me how I treat him, ah? ”

Xue Guo said: "Yes, you are good to others, but why are others?" ”

He Xiangdong was still sad and angry: "Tell me, you talk about it, be reasonable or unreasonable, I am serving with delicious food and drink here, and I asked my daughter-in-law to cook for him, and let my son beat his shoulder, and I also gave him the next month's house money in advance." ”

Xue Guo then said, "You have to ask him, ask him what's going on." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, I have to ask him, I asked him, 'Third master, you have to speak of conscience, I will give you this delicious food and drink, and I will give you the next month's room money in advance, if you don't say thank you, forget it, why do you still open your mouth and scold people'." This stuffy third master is actually angrier than me, and he crosses his waist and scolds me, 'Sun Tzu, eat and drink, and pay for the house? I just ask you, where are all the tiles on my house?"

"Poof......" The audience burst out laughing, few people have spoken traditional cross talk these days, and these audience members sitting have never heard of this paragraph, and the bottom suddenly shook out, and the audience couldn't laugh anymore.

Xue Guo was also dumbfounded on the stage: "Ah, then where did this tile go?"

He Xiangdong still looked sad and indignant: "Ah, you talk about it, it's unreasonable, I'm so good to him, and he still scolds me." ”

"It's not. Xue Guo pulled He Xiangdong for a moment, and then asked, "Where is this tile?"

"Huh?" He Xiangdong seemed to have heard it at this time.

Xue Guo asked again: "No, where did this tile go?"

He Xiangdong said: "The wind is blowing." ”

Xue Guo didn't believe it at all: "Nonsense, it's possible for this wind to blow off one or two pieces, you can't blow all of them." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Why can't it, this tile is not nailed with nails, why can't it be scraped away." ”

Xue Guo said: "You don't talk nonsense, it's impossible, to be honest, how did you not have this tile." ”

Seeing that he couldn't hide, He Xiangdong could only say: "Where is the tile, do you think, this old man came in advance, I have to pay for the house." ”

"Yes. ”

"Six hundred yuan, how did you get the money for this house?"

Xue Guo said: "You got it from the grocery store owner." ”

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically: "Why do people want to give me money?"

"You're business partners. ”

"That's right, I don't give tiles to others, how can I be considered a business partner?"

Xue Guo was dumbfounded and said, "Ah, did you sell other people's tiles?"

......In fact, traditional cross talk is the best thing to say in this era, because the audience under the stage has never heard of it, this is a good thing that has passed the test of time, and the effect is particularly good.

Xue Guo scolded He Xiangdong: "You sold other people's tiles, and then gave people money for houses, lack of virtue or lack of virtue, did you do this?"

He Xiangdong said: "What's the matter, I ate and drank well to serve him, and gave him room money, and he still treated me like this, angry with me, I gave him a big mouth when I rounded my arm." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Beat people." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Beat people, hum, such an unreasonable person just wants to beat, snap, I will go up with a mouth." My daughter-in-law also came over and gave the old man two punches in the eye, beating them like pandas. My son also came, picked up the old man's crutch, and with a click, it broke off, and with one foot he stepped on the old man's face. ”

Xue Guo said: "Hey, you bastards." ”

He Xiangdong continued to move: "I took out six hundred yuan from the old man's pocket, counted it and put it in my own pocket. Then he went to the old man's other pocket and took out another two hundred dollars. ”

Xue Guo hurriedly said, "Hey, this is someone else's." ”

"Oops. He Xiangdong looked at him and hated that iron could not become steel: "Why don't you understand, this mistake will be punished." ”

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Xue Guo frowned and said, "What kind of human nature are you." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Oh, this drove the old man away, and I asked him to come to me within three days to apologize." ”

"Ah, you're still asking people to apologize to you?"

He Xiangdong said: "This old man went home, he was shameless, he actually told the matter here at home, saying how I beat him, how my daughter-in-law beat him, how my son broke his crutches, and he took the money." You talk about it, and you have to be shameless. ”

Xue Guo said: "This is shameless, you are really good." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "This old man's eldest son also said that he was going to beat me. ”

Xue Guo said: "That's not it. ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and sighed: "It's so shameless, and I'm still looking for someone, thanks to this old man's uncle, who is a martial artist." ”

Xue Guo raised his eyebrows and said, "How can you be a martial artist." ”

Hou Sanye, who was sitting in the audience, was also stunned, the traditional book didn't have this? )