Chapter 877 Top dozen with handles
All the beauties ignored Gao Feng's life, so Gao Feng had to jump to the wall, took dozens of steps back, stepped into the mud, and got his shoes wet, so he had to take off his shoes and run barefoot. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The peak tried to run a few times, obviously because of the lack of self-confidence, there is no absolute certainty about this cornice, and it also caused the unhappiness of the beauties, and sprayed him well, scolding him for being embarrassed and coming home, there is no gold and steel diamond, and he still does this porcelain work, even the three viagras can't stand it, isn't it a wall of more than ten meters, we can also fly up.
The three viagras were not convinced, and jumped to the wall one after another like frogs at the bottom of the well, but they all hit the wall, and suddenly became three Wu Dalang cooking cakes, which were pasted for a long time before they fell.
Gao Feng made one last run, stepped on the body of the three viagras superimposed on each other and flew up the wall, just as he estimated himself, there was a difference of two centimeters in height, and he was hanging on the barbed wire at once.
"I'm going, my grandmother's estimate is right, it's just two centimeters off, it's terrible, first, it's embarrassing, and second, it's an electrified barbed wire, not only but also a life. ”
Gao Feng hung like a rag on the barbed wire, and he thought to himself that this was the end of the game, and he would definitely be electrocuted.
"Hehe, handsome guy, we didn't expect that you would be such a good person, and your head would be short-circuited, you are obviously not 100% sure, you still jump up, this is your own jump, it has nothing to do with us. ”
Seeing Gao Feng hanging on the barbed wire, all the beauties were overjoyed, they had seen a fool, but they had never seen such a fool, he called the world first, no one dared to call the world second.
"Hey, beauties, why doesn't it have anything to do with you, it's a big deal, aren't you forcing me, I was forced to jump helplessly, I wasn't sure, you forced it, you hurry up and notify the prison to pull the knife and cut off the power supply, otherwise I will be scorched in a while." ”
Gao Feng was in a hurry, hanging himself on the live wire, and plugged it into the power supply like charging the mobile phone, and it would be scorched after a while.
The beauties said: "Gao handsome guy, you think that the prison is opened by your family, you say that the power will be cut off when the power is off, it is the prison opened by our own family, you have been electrocuted, we run over to cut off the power supply is nothing, you can only be electrocuted into a charred yellow, it is better for us to put some cumin, we like the smell of cumin, and you can also put some pepper noodles." ”
Gao Feng shouted: "I'll go, you yellow hair, you are interesting enough, this handsome guy will not let you go." ”
The beauties said: "Hehe, handsome guy, how good you are, wearing a woman's cheongsam, showing your sexy ass hanging on the barbed wire, that is a unique landscape, after the prison guards find you, they will feel sorry for you, you don't let us go, then please be a ghost." ”
"Yes, handsome guy, bye-bye, who made you have pig brains, something that you are not sure of at all, you still try it by yourself, who can blame it, you yourself have said that you must know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles. ”
After the beauties finished speaking, they patted their buttocks and left, so anxious that Gao Feng shouted.
"Hey, beauties, you can't see death without help, you have to save me down, I'm hanging on it, I can't use my strength anymore. ”
The beauties waved their hands: "Gao handsome guy, what does it mean to see death and not save it, we haven't seen it at all, you just hang it well, maybe you can hang it until dawn tomorrow, wait for the prison guards to save you." ”
The beauties waved goodbye, but Gao Feng refused to give up: "Hey, you can't go, where are you going, Zhaojun save me, Xiaoyue save me, Sister Orchid save me, you can't leave me alone." ”
Wang Zhaojun and Wang Xiaoyue said: "Gao handsome guy, we don't know how to fly the eaves and walk the wall, we just know a little bit, compared to you, we are a small witch, how can we have the ability to save you, if we want to save you, then it's not for us to die by ourselves, you just wait for the opportunity slowly." ”
The young woman Ma Lanhua also replied to Gao Feng: "Brother Gao, I'm sorry, your sister is okay to dance square dance, let me jump over the wall, I don't dare to take this risk, you can only save yourself, I believe brother, you are auspicious, maybe it will be fine, at most hang on it for a few days, we will go through the gate and enter." ”
"What did you say, you went through the gate and went in?"
As soon as Gao Feng heard the beauties in the audience say that he would go through the gate and enter, he was very puzzled, Wang Xiaoyue told him with a smile.
"Gao handsome guy, yes, we went in through the gate, this prison warden is my father's best comrade-in-arms, I called him and asked him to let us in, so we went in through the gate, is there any problem?
Gao handsome guy, I also told you, I told the warden, let him stop the electricity for five minutes, so you will be fine hanging on the barbed wire, of course, this is only five minutes, now there are only three minutes, once the prison is electric, then you can watch and do it yourself. ”
After this group of beauties finished speaking, they swaggered away, and they were so anxious that Gao Feng shouted: "I'll go, you Wang Xiaoyue, you are murdering your husband, you can enter through the gate, and you still trick me into jumping over the wall, you deliberately hurt this handsome guy." ”
Wang Xiaoyue patted her ass and jumped away: "Yes, handsome guy, I will deliberately harm you, I just want to murder my husband, I don't harm you, who can I hurt, you have the ability, you come down and bite me now." ”
"Wang Xiaoyue, you wait, wait for me to go down, I have to bite you, if I don't bite off a piece of meat from your buttocks, I won't be surnamed Gao. ”
Gao Feng yelled at Wang Xiaoyue loudly, but Wang Xiaoyue was very excited, as if Gao Feng was going to bite her ass, and she felt very excited.
When the sisters came to the front of the prison gate, the prison director was waiting in front of the door, Wang Xiaoyue jumped over happily and naughtily pulled the warden's beard.
"Uncle, your image is not very good, some of the appearance of Sanhontaro, you are not afraid that the bureau leader will give you a punishment or fire you. ”
The warden laughed heartily: "The yellow-haired girl, more and more like Wang Chenggong, she speaks like a leader, you want to fire your uncle, except for your father, who has this power, others don't have this power."
Girl, you don't have something to find your uncle, I'm afraid you can't even remember your uncle, your uncle has been waiting for you to be your daughter-in-law, let's see another day and do this big thing. ”
Wang Xiaoyue said with a smile: "Uncle, you are really joking, you are more powerful than my father, you gave birth to two daughters in one go, where did you come from, I don't have a way to be your daughter-in-law."
Uncle, how did you get it with my father, they are all soldiers from the Second Artillery, why can't you give birth to a handle, don't you think it's a pity. ”
"Haha, girl, what do I have to regret, what's wrong with not having a handle, you see that you are a yellow-haired girl, better than a few people with handles. ”
The prison warden laughed, and Wang Xiaoyue replied with a big grin: "Uncle, that's not it, I, Wang Xiaoyue, can top more than a dozen handles, your family is not bad, my two younger sisters can also top more than a dozen handles." ”
"Wang Xiaoyue, don't brag, if you continue to brag, the cattle around this prison will be blown to death by you, you better hurry up and let this uncle stop the electricity for a while, otherwise, your boyfriend with a handle will be scorched." ”
Policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is also a person who can brag, and the prison warden jokes are invisible, boasting is almost to the sky, Xiaoyue City's first sister Mei Gui is a little unsightly, she is still anxious for the peak hanging on the barbed wire, these five minutes are too short, then the toilet kung fu, for today's young people, that is not the toilet kung fu, only one-fifth of the toilet kung fu, young people are in love with the toilet.
"Ouch, I forgot about it, and there's another guy hanging on the barbed wire.
Uncle, you turn off the electricity for another five minutes, and my boyfriend with a handle is still hanging on the barbed wire. ”
"Ah, girl, you can play in the city, how can you hang your boyfriend with a handle on the barbed wire, no wonder you let your uncle stop the electricity for five minutes, you are also very interesting, whose boyfriend doesn't bring a handle."
Girl, but, I'm sorry, you only let me stop the power for five minutes, I will arrange for it to stop for only five minutes, this barbed wire fence is an independent line, it can also be controlled regularly, so this will have been sent to the power. ”
"Ah, uncle, you're miserable to me, you're miserable to my boyfriend, my mother, it's a big deal now, my boyfriend with a handle has a big problem. ”
As soon as the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue heard the words of the prison warden, she ran out like crazy, regretting while running, and the group of beauties also ran wildly behind.
"The peak with the handle, you must hold on, you must hold on, as long as you hold on for more than ten minutes, you will be saved, and we will save me by taking a herringbone ladder." ”
"Let's go to the ball, beauties, this is electricity, Brother Gao can stand it, it's still more than ten minutes, who do you let hold up can't stand it for a second, and take a herringbone ladder to save Brother Gao, then you all have to be electrocuted." ”
The three viagra who touched the wall suddenly had their heads opened, thinking that electricity is a tigress, as long as it is electrocuted, it is a matter of a few seconds, no one can stand it for more than ten minutes, and when someone is electrocuted, you must not blindly go to the rescue, like the situation where the peak is hung on the barbed wire, if the beauties want to take the herringbone ladder to rescue, it will only be a dead end.
"yes, the three viagras are so right, we can't take such a risk, we can't take a herringbone ladder to rescue Gao Feng, we can only think of other ways, such as smashing him down with a brick, or hooking him down with an iron hook. ”
"Wang Shangliang, you are a pig's brain, if you smash the peak with a brick, then you will also be stoned to death, if you hook him with an iron hook, it will not be much better. ”
The beauty queen Shangliang came up with a few ways, and was immediately refuted by Zhang Aiqing, and Wang Shangliang asked rhetorically.
"Zhang Aiqing, you are not a pig's brain, you have a good brain, so what good can you do?"
Zhang Aiqing said: "My method is the most effective, that is, to stand below and watch Gao Feng being electrocuted." ”
"I'll go, Zhang Aiqing, you are not only a pig's brain, you are still a vicious woman, you will not be saved when you die. ”
The beauties were running to the place where the peak was hanging, and there was a war of words, and when the beauties ran to the place where the accident occurred, everyone screamed in horror.
"God, you really have eyes, you roasted the peak with a handle until only one cheongsam remained. ”
There is only one cheongsam left on the barbed wire fence at the head of the prison, and the people at the peak have long been turned to ashes, this electric tiger is powerful, this is only a little bit of effort, in the blink of an eye, the living people are gone.
"Sister Orchid, people can't be resurrected after death, don't be too sad, don't climb up desperately, you can't climb up. ”
The saddest person was the young woman Ma Lanhua, who desperately climbed to the wall of the prison, Yang Guifei went over to comfort her, and Ma Lanhua told Yang Guifei.
"Concubine, people can be without, this cheongsam can't be without, this cheongsam has taken a lot of my effort, I have visited the mall several times, secretly photographed the style with my mobile phone, and then bought it online, the more than two hundred, this is my favorite cheongsam, I can't live without it." ”
"I'll go, Sister Orchid, I thought you were sad for the peak, you were sad about your cheongsam, don't climb anymore, your cheongsam also went with the peak. ”
All the beauties exclaimed in surprise when they heard it, it seems that this person's feelings are only instantaneous, and the critical moment is not as good as a cheongsam, Ma Lanhua's cheongsam was also ignited by electricity, and it was gone in an instant after a fire.