Chapter 878 - The biggest liar in the letter

When the beauties came to the place where the peak jumped over the wall, they found that only Ma Lanhua's cheongsam was left, and even the cheongsam was instantly ignited and turned into ashes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

The beauties were grief-stricken, female policeman Wang Xiaoyue, female naval officer Wang Zhaojun, Xiaoyue City's first sister Mei Gui, as well as female traffic policeman Yan Ruyu, armed police female soldier Princess Wencheng, female tax officer Bi Yue, senior nurse Diao Xiaochan, rich second-generation girl Bai Bai, Wang Shangliang of the project department, Zhang Aiqing, a small cashier, two sisters of Shen Yuluo Yanjiang of the Human Resources Department, two sisters of Caojia, Leng Yan and Zuo Kaimen sisters, Yang Guifei and Ji Ruyi, willful and Ren Yao, Gong Xiaobei and Guo Lili, Chang E and Qu duckweed, girl yam.

All the beauties cried and wiped their tears, heartbroken, regretting that they shouldn't joke with him, a simple joke killed them, which made them unable to forgive themselves, and the beauties wanted to hit the wall.

Although the young woman Ma Lanhua was very sad about her cheongsam, when the cheongsam turned into ashes, she still felt the loss of Brother Gao, that was the real pain, she howled and cried, and went crazy to hit the high wall of the prison while crying, she was really hoarse.

"Brother Gao, you have to forgive your sister, your sister was sad about her cheongsam for the first time, after all, it was my sister who spent a lot of effort to buy her favorite clothes, and if you change it to anyone, it is also in such a mood, don't take this matter to your heart, and then it often becomes a ghost looking for me." ”

The beauties also howled: "Yes, Gao Feng, if you know what you know, don't blame us for joking with you, you often turn ghosts to find us, then you are too boring." ”

"Oh, you beauties, I don't know if you're really sad for Brother Gao, or pretend to be sad for Brother Gao, we all seriously suspect that you are the crying company, you're just performing." ”

The beauties shouted and grabbed the ground, and banged their heads against the wall, the three viagras saw it in their eyes, and they felt that they were crying and mourning company personnel performing, the action of hitting the wall was too fake, although it looked very violent, in fact, it was like dancing, and the head did not touch the wall at all.

"Three viagras, try one of you hitting the wall, this is the wall of the prison, it is similar to the copper wall, and the head is not ** bursting, who is so desperate, even if he is sad, he will not care about his own life. ”

"Hmph, we look down on you beauties, we are heartbroken on the surface, but in fact, there is no sadness in our hearts, we have real feelings for Brother Gao, so we will hit the wall to show you. ”

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, as well as Shen Jiwei, were disdainful of the beauties, they flew straight like a missile, and hit the wall of the prison with their heads, and suddenly there were three muffled sounds, and the three viagras were forced into the wall at that time.

"I'm going, it's so painful, no wonder these beauties don't really hit it, we're stupid, we're all dead, why are we still so sad and. ”

The heads of the three viagras were like iron heads, and they were driven into the wall like iron nails, and their bodies hung outside.

"These three stupid comparisons, they are really brothers, let's see how they come out, they are so stupid that they really believe that Gao Feng was electrocuted, but in fact, this Gao Feng has already run away, hanging a cheongsam here to deceive our sisters' feelings. ”

The beauties had already seen that Gao Feng had not been electrocuted, and he had already taken the opportunity to escape, this cheongsam was just a disguise, and only the young woman Ma Lanhua did not see this ghost trick, and the three viagras did not see it.

"Hey, beauties, you're going to have to help us pull it out. ”

After the three viagras were inserted into the wall, their heads were inside the wall and their bodies were outside the wall, and they were in a hurry and needed help to get out of the wall.

"Three viagras, you hold on for a while, let's go to the prison warden to borrow a hammer, you insert it too deeply, you can't get it out without a hammer. ”

When the three viagras heard this, they felt that it was such a truth: "Beauties, you have to borrow a bigger hammer, don't borrow that nail hammer, that will kill us." ”

"Viagra guys, don't worry, we won't borrow a nail hammer, we will borrow a hammer to save you, you hold on a little longer. ”

The beauties went to pull the young woman Ma Lanhua, but found that the young woman's face was covered with blood, and she had a few holes in her head, but she didn't feel any pain at all, and she hit the wall of the prison like crazy.

"Sister Orchid, don't act, you also prepared pig blood in advance, your acting is too realistic, and even a little scary. ”

"you, Wang Shangliang, Sister Orchid is so realistic, she is really heartbroken, she really hit the wall. ”

Wang Shangliang saw the blood on the face of the young woman Ma Lanhua, and thought that Ma Lanhua was acting, so Mei Gui scolded Wang Shangliang and told her that Ma Lanhua really hit the wall.

"My mom, we usually like Gao Feng very much, but the one who has the deepest feelings for Gao Feng is Sister Orchid, she really likes this Gao brother, Wang Xiaoyue, your current girlfriend, you have to learn from others. ”

The beauties saw that Ma Lanhua was really bumped, and they were shocked that they couldn't do it, which shows that this young woman Ma Lanhua really likes Gao Feng.

"Brother Gao, you go slowly, you go slowly, wait for your sister, you go, I don't want to live anymore!"

The young woman Ma Lanhua was held up by all the beauties, she was still howling hoarsely, she was crying crazy, so that all the beauties felt that they couldn't help but burst into tears, and they were crying while carrying Ma Lanhua out of here.

"Brother Gao, you walk slowly, you walk slowly, wait for us poor people. ”

"Girl, don't be sad, there are many people in the world, your boyfriend with a handle is gone, and there is another boyfriend with a handle, the old one doesn't go, the new one doesn't come, now people pay attention to efficiency, changing boyfriends is as fast as changing clothes, you can mourn and change." ”

The beauties howled all the way, and the prison warden understood that Wang Chenggong's daughter's boyfriend with a handle was electrocuted, and they were grief-stricken.

"Ouch, uncle, there are many handles in the world, but each belt is not the same, like him is different, I just like him with this handle, other handles, I'm not interested."

Uncle, what kind of handle, I'm confused, there are more handles in the world, and the old ones don't go to the new ones, I'm not crying about this, we're just ......"

"Uncle, what are you doing, you can talk about wearing a handle, why did you take off your clothes, do you want to prove that you are also wearing a handle, you are so old, you don't care about your identity!"

Halfway through Wang Xiaoyue's speech, she became terrified, and the prison director was very puzzled.

"Girl, what, can your uncle be such a shameless person, can strip naked in front of you, and prove that your uncle is a handle, your uncle has lived for forty or fifty years, can you prove that he is a handle, if your uncle doesn't bring a handle, can he give birth to twin daughters?"

"Ah, I'll go, who took off my clothes, who did a good deed, I was like this in front of this group of girls, where did I put my old face?"

The prison warden said as he subconsciously looked at his body, and when he saw that it didn't matter, he was startled when he saw it, and the police uniform on his body was gone, only a pair of orange briefs remained.

"Girl, your uncle is not like this, your uncle can't be like this, you must not tell your father, let alone tell your mother, everyone knows that your mother has become a long-tongued woman, as long as someone is embarrassed, she will be placed in the letter group, you must not tell her, your uncle does not wear clothes in front of you, remember it." ”

The prison warden was embarrassed and told Wang Xiaoyue while running, which made Wang Xiaoyue laugh.

"Uncle, don't worry, I won't tell my dad and my mom, I'll send it to the message group myself, how can you not let everyone enjoy such a wonderful moment. ”

"Gao Feng, you guy is too immoral, you took off the warden's police uniform and made him so embarrassed, don't you feel ashamed?"

After the prison warden ran away, Gao Feng appeared in front of all the beauties, and the police uniform he was wearing was the prison warden's police uniform, and he took off the prison warden's police uniform, and the prison director didn't even know it.

"Hmph, in the end, you lack virtue, or I lack virtue, the most lacking virtue is you, Comrade Wang Xiaoyue, you are a big liar, you obviously called the warden, and tricked me into climbing over the wall, and the only cheongsam I wore was also hung on the barbed wire, otherwise, I could go and get off the warden's police uniform." ”

"Hehe, who made you have a pig's brain, you have to jump against the wall if you are not sure. ”

Wang Xiaoyue remembered the scene of Gao Feng being hung over the wall, she also felt very happy, and Miss Bi Yue walked over and said.

"Gao Feng, I can tell you, in fact, the biggest liar in the world is Wei Xin, and it is the world's super liar. ”

"Miss Biyue, have you been deceived by telecom fraudsters, how can you say that Weixin is a big liar, don't you play with your Weixin every day, if you don't play Weixin for a second, you will not be able to give up, how can you say this. ”

The letter is now an indispensable communication tool in people's lives, especially young people, and they can't do without it, but Bi Yue said this, not only did Gao Feng wonder, but all the beauties also wondered.

Bi Yue said: "Sisters, this message is indeed convenient and fast, and it is closely related to our daily life, and relevant data shows that 25% of users open the letter more than 30 times a day. 55.2% of the beee users opened the beanie message more than 10 times a day.

In terms of occupations, corporate employees, freelancers, students, and employees of public institutions account for 80% of users, in addition, 80% of China's high-net-worth individuals use Weixin.

It is enough to see that the impact of the letter on our lives is undoubtedly huge.

According to relevant data, the monthly active users of Weixin have reached 549 million, covering more than 200 countries and more than 20 languages. In addition, the total number of public accounts of various brands has exceeded 8 million, the number of mobile applications has exceeded 85,000, and the number of users has reached about 400 million.

Entertainment accounted for 53.6%, public platforms accounted for 20.%, shopping accounted for 13.2%, travel accounted for 11.3%, and catering accounted for only 2%.

According to statistics, the scale of living consumption directly driven by Weixin has reached 11 billion yuan, of which the largest expenditure on entertainment consumption is 5.891 billion yuan.

The payment and wallet functions have been widely welcomed by users through interactive activities such as New Year's red envelopes. ”

"Bi Yue, you are worthy of being a tax officer, your data is so clear, you all know that the letter is so powerful, the letter has such a huge function, then you still say that the letter is a big liar, I often see you grab red envelopes, see you use the letter to transfer money, etc. ”

Everyone uses the letter every day, but they don't know that it is so large, takes into account so many functions, and produces such a big benefit.

"Gao Feng, this girl grabs red envelopes every day, and often pays with the wai letter, I just found a big problem, each of us has money in the wai letter wallet, my wai letter wallet has more than 2,000, which of you has no money in the wallet, as long as there is money in the wallet, the wai letter is the biggest liar. ”