He Xiangdong nodded and said: "Yes, martial artist, this is a practitioner, fist crushing stone tablet, palm splitting bricks, ho, such a large red brick, he will be broken into powder with a fist, if this is hit on a person, oops." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Although Xue Guo didn't know what He Xiangdong was going to say, he still held it down steadily: "Oh, it's so powerful." ”

He Xiangdong said: "But fortunately, this martial artist understands things. ”

Xue Guo asked, "What do you say?"

He Xiangdong learned from that martial artist, using Xiang'er, although cross talk is an art of language, but it also has limbs, you must be like someone you learn, and it is difficult to distinguish between the audience: "People persuaded 'Old man, who are you messing with, you have to carry it with him, ah? Do you know who he is, he is He Xiangdong, he is talking about cross talk'." ”

"Does it matter?" Xue Guo immediately picked it up.

The burden was shaken out, and the audience immediately laughed.

He Xiangdong continued: "People He Xiangdong is talking about cross talk, sometimes standing outside the table, sometimes standing inside the table, unpredictable, his style, this is a practitioner." ”

Xue Guo roared: "This is teasing." ”

He Xiangdong made an allegro move: "He will still do this." ”

"Hit the bamboo board?"

"And this?"

"Hit the jade board?"

"And that's not all, there's this. ”

"Isn't this just a waking wood?"

He Xiangdong made a palpitating look, rubbed his chest and said: "Oh, these are all his weapons, but they are amazing, and they are famous in the rivers and lakes." ”

Xue Guo opened his mouth and said angrily: "What kind of weapon is this, this is what cross talk is used." ”

As soon as this paragraph came out, the laughter of the audience did not stop, turning and flipping, this is the common skill in cross talk, but He Xiangdong can smash it casually, and there is really no one else in this ability.

So the evaluation of Fang Wenqi in the letter he left when he ran away was that although you are only in your early twenties, your ability is no weaker than any famous cross talker.

He Xiangdong clapped his hands: "He is a reasonable person, this old man dares to provoke me, can he afford to provoke me?"

"What?"

He Xiangdong hated it: "Ah, it's a pity, this old man is so ignorant, he has to find me to settle accounts, he said that there are people in his family, and he is not afraid of me." ”

Why is there another person coming out? Are you hanging up again? Hou Sanye in the audience is about to break down in a cold sweat, not to mention Xue Guo on the stage.

Xue Guo's nerves were very tense, and when he met such a partner, he was unlucky: "Yo, who is this?"

He Xiangdong explained: "This stuffy third master, there is a nephew, who is a big official in Beijing City, in a high position, he said that Beijing City will tremble three times, and this power is so big that it is boundless." ”

Xue Guo was also taken aback: "Ouch, hey, it's so powerful." ”

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said: "Yes, the character who walked sideways, he is actually a relative of this old man, and this old man went to find someone to help." ”

Xue Guo immediately answered: "Then what should I do?"

"Fortunately, he is also a reasonable person, and he also helped me persuade the third master. He Xiangdong began to learn to be a big official: "I said old man, ah, who are you messing with, are you going to provoke He Xiangdong?" Ah, there are millions of people in this Beijing city, who are you messing with, are you going to mess with him?"

"Old man, old man, let me tell you what to do, even if you provoke the prime minister in Beijing, I can help you settle things, but what kind of trouble do you provoke. ”

Xue Guo held it without losing anything: "Yo, why is this, what kind of character are you?"

He Xiangdong beat his chest and said angrily: "Do you know who He Xiangdong is? ”

As soon as he heard this, Xue Guo began to rummage over his baggage, and shouted at that time: "I haven't heard of it." ”

The audience was laughing wildly, and no one expected such a thing to come.

He Xiangdong flipped over again, and continued to beat his chest: "Ah, do you think He Xiangdong is talking about cross talk, and I won't be so afraid of him as just him." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What else?"

He Xiangdong roared angrily: "His master also talks about cross talk." ”

"Nonsense. ”

"Hahahaha......"

"Appeal ......"

"Woo ......"

These few hanging and smashing burdens are really good, so the lines must not be fixed in cross talk, and catching them on stage can produce unexpected effects, so catching them is also a compulsory homework for cross talk artists.

After smashing it a few times, He Xiangdong continued to follow the original framework and said: "As soon as this old man heard it, he felt reasonable, so he listened to my words, and three days later he came to apologize with a gift." ”

"Hey, what's this called? ”

He Xiangdong said: "That morning, I looked out of the window, and the old man found a lot of people, hundreds of them, all of them carrying gifts to see me. ”

Xue Guo asked, "What are you mentioning?"

He Xiangdong said: "There are sticks, hammers, shovels, brooms, and knives." ”

"Ahh ”

He Xiangdong complained angrily: "Shameless, ah, I've seen such a shameless person like this, and I came to the door." ”

"Who's shameless?"

He Xiangdong said: "Oh, don't look at so many people, they are quite polite." ”

"Oh, what did you say?"

He Xiangdong said: "Sun Tzu, come out for us." ”

Xue Guo said: "Hey, this is polite? ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and sighed: "Alas, shameless, a group of people came to beat me, but I won't be afraid, I will be afraid of them? ”

"Oops, don't mention this. ”

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and said, "Hmph, I'm afraid of them?" ”

"Okay, okay, put it down, it's not going to work. ”

He Xiangdong made a stunned look: "I'm afraid of them?, ah, I've also practiced, I kick my feet and step my legs." ”

"How's it going?" Xue Guo immediately caught it.

He Xiangdong said: "I ran from behind the window." ”

"Huh, ran away?"

He Xiangdong shook his head: "How else to say that they are shameless, they have already found someone to block me behind my house, shameless, they, this beat me so much." ”

"Ho. ”

He Xiangdong cried bitterly: "They still tied me up, and they didn't let me speak, I gave me a mouth when I said a word, oops, it hurts, there is no humanity." ”

Xue Guo said: "You really deserve this." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "That boring third master not only found someone to beat me, but he also scolded me, telling me in front of those people in the alley how I beat him and how I bullied him. Shameless, why do you say anything, will he be a man in the future. ”

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Where is it shameless?"

He Xiangdong said: "I was almost beaten by them and no one looked like me, fortunately, our neighbor has a second uncle, and he came to persuade him to fight."

He Xiangdong learned from the second uncle: "Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight." Third master, this is like this, you said that he beat you and kicked you, but I didn't see it. Now you guys are beating him, and I can see it. You see, who's not wrong. Well, give me a face, brother, forget it. ”

"Your house is easy to rent for 2,000 a month, so you can let him go, and don't beat him or scold him. Navaa, if you want to come back, you need it, or you don't come back. Big brother, give my brother a face...... I'm angry, is this human words?"

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "This is not human words, is it?"

He Xiangdong said: "He doesn't face me." ”

Xue Guo said: "This is not towards you?"

He Xiangdong continued: "The second master has finished speaking, and the third master also felt a little reasonable when he heard it, so he asked me and asked me, 'Boy, everyone has an idea, what do you say'." He asked me, he asked me to speak. ”

Xue Guo said: "Yes, you have to say it." ”

"Hmph. He Xiangdong said angrily: "Let me speak, hmph, this is okay, I have to scold them to death, a group of shameless guys, dare to beat me." ”

"You're still swearing?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Yes, it's okay if you don't let me speak, let me speak, hum, I said kill them, I had a stalk in my neck at the time, and I came to a particularly hard word, and when I finished speaking, I was silent, and the people present didn't dare to speak." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What are these words?"

He Xiangdong cried and said, "As long as the dads don't beat me, everything is easy to say." ”

"Huh?"

At the end, the audience applauded thunderously, and the applause almost overturned the sky, and the game passed for a while. The actors in the troupe who watched the performance also applauded with sincere admiration, this show was better than the previous one, and He Xiangdong completely conquered them with his strength.

Director Huang and Hou Sanye in the front row also applauded, Hou Sanye had an unconcealed surprise and relief on his face, He Xiangdong's ability was even better than he imagined, but more importantly, this child is responsible, responsible, and has a good humanity.

Sister Wang also breathed a sigh of relief, and looked back at the audience who were about to shout and burst their throats, the big stone in her heart finally landed, not only did there be no performance accident this time, but it was quite successful.

All this is thanks to you, Sister Wang looked at He Xiangdong, who had exited in a dashing manner, with a pleased smile, and said secretly in her heart: "Boy, from now on, you will be my person." ”

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo walked down the stage with the audience's extremely enthusiastic applause, and when they were halfway through, the host was about to come up to end the performance, but He Xiangdong turned around and went back.

The host was dumbfounded and stunned on the stage. Xue Guo took a few steps forward, only to find that He Xiangdong had turned around after that, and he was also stunned at that time.

There are also the actors in the troupe who are stunned, Sister Wang, Director Huang, and Hou Sanye, all of them are dumbfounded, what are you going to do?

(To be continued.) )