When Gao Feng climbed to the top of the mountain with three viagras, they also discovered the whereabouts of Bai Trade, and at the same time discovered a nunnery

"Brother Gao, no, this little lover of the white deal is a nun, does he keep a nun, his taste is different!"

When Bai Deal came to the nunnery, the three viagra brothers all exclaimed, could this Bai Deal keep a nun, this Bai Deal is also tasteful enough, so many girls don't have to find a nun.

There are also lights in the nunnery, and there are lights outside the nunnery, and there is a door lamp in front of the nunnery, which illuminates the situation in front of the nunnery.

In this nunnery, not only are there lights shining out, but there are also sounds, and when you hear the crisp sound, the three viagras all jump up at the same time.

"I'll check, this nun still likes to watch "Happy Comedian", isn't this Xiao Yueyue's cross talk?"

Recently, Dragon TV's "Happy Comedian" has been very popular, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are very obsessed, and they love Yue Yunpeng very much, and this Yue Yunpeng is also very popular.

Whether it is work time or what time it is, the two viagras will not fall behind in one episode of this "Happy Comedian", not only not a single episode, they have also been on it several times, it should be no less than 20 times, almost all of them can memorize every episode, especially the cross talk that Yue Yunpeng said, which is memorized word for word, and they imitate him every day.

Gao Feng said that the two viagras, in their spirit, it would not be very difficult to take the entrance examination to Tsinghua University and Peking University, and they would be the top students in the college entrance examination.

Unexpectedly, this Shen Jiwei also loves this "Happy Comedian", the Cheng dù he loves is no less than the two viagras, and it is more than that, he can not only recite Yue Yunpeng's cross talk program, he also recite the programs of other actors, and he can also recite Guo Degang's hosting lines, and he can also count the audience watching the show live, this special function makes the two viagras out of reach.

"Brother Shen, how did you count the audience, you haven't been to the scene to watch, how did you count in front of the TV?"

The two viagras are confused, how can they count the audience when they sit in front of the TV, can he have clairvoyance?

Shen Jiwei smiled: "Two brothers, what's so difficult about this, this is very simple, you Brother Shen don't need to go to the scene, you Brother Shen can count that there are two kinds of audiences watching this show, one is a male audience and the other is a female audience!"

"I'll go, count the audience like this, then who won't count, we also know that there are two kinds of toilets in the country, one is the men's toilet, and the other is the women's toilet."

When the two viagras heard it, they almost didn't die of joy, who doesn't know this, of course, there are only male and female audiences, then Shen Jiwei also said.

"That's not necessarily, in addition to the men's and women's toilets, there is also a kind of toilet that is the disabled toilet, which should be three kinds of toilets. ”

"Well, now there are three types of toilets, and in addition to the men's and women's toilets, there is also a disabled toilet. ”

The two viagras were completely convinced, and this Brother Shen knew better than them, in addition to the men's and women's toilets, the toilets for the disabled were really added.

After hearing that very familiar voice, the three viagra were very excited, and they were about to imitate Yue Yunpeng on the spot, and they were covered by Gao Feng, making them silent, and they didn't see Bai Jie knocking on the door.

"I didn't expect it, this nun also likes to watch the show "Happy Comedian", it seems that this art is the same, whether it is a monk or a nun, they all like good programs. ”

The three viagra gave such an exclamation, and they also held their breath and watched Bai Deal knock on the door, and Bai Deal knocked on the door knocker of the nunnery three times, and then shouted "Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger" inside.

Bai Trading's voice was quite loud, and after he shouted, he also startled Gao Feng and the three viagras, and his body trembled, thinking that it was thunder.

"My mother, this white deal is loud enough, he really knows how to find a codeword, how did he find such a codeword. ”

However, after Bai Transaction shouted this voice, the door of the nunnery was still closed, there was no movement in the nunnery, the sound of the program "Happy Comedian" was still playing, and Yue Yunpeng's distinctive voice came out along the crack in the door of the nunnery.

"Grandma's, this girl is fascinated by watching the show, this voice is so loud, I can't even hear me shouting so loudly, it seems that she likes Xiao Yueyue more than Xiao Yiyi. ”

After five minutes, the door of the nunnery was still closed, there was no movement in the nunnery, and the white transaction standing outside the door was also jealous.

Seeing that there was no movement in the nunnery, Bai Deal knocked on the door and yelled at the top of his voice.

"Heavenly King Cover Earth Tiger, Heavenly King Cover Earth Tiger, Heavenly King Cover Earth Tiger, Heavenly King Cover Yue Yunpeng!"

Bai Trading's roar became louder and louder, and he was hoarse, and he also looked a little angry.

Because, he roared so loudly, there was no movement in the nunnery, but it ruined him, and he was so angry that he was jumping in front of the nunnery.

"White deal, didn't you hear my aunt and grandmother watching "Happy Comedian", my aunt told you, when did my aunt and grandmother finish watching this episode, and my aunt and grandmother gave you a secret word to this next sentence, the river demon of Pagoda Town. ”

Bai Transaction jumped up and down dozens of times in front of the nunnery, and there was a crisp scolding sound from the nunnery, and Bai Transaction stopped eating at that time, and became very docile, bowing down in front of the door of the nunnery, and talking very softly to the inside.

"Demon, your Yi Yi finally climbed the mountain, you can't let your Yi Yi in, let your Yi Yi accompany you to watch this show, your Yi Yi also likes this little Yueyue. ”

"Hmph, you want to come in, that's okay, did you buy me the latest Apple tablet, if you bought the latest tablet, then your demon will let my Yiyi come in." ”

"I'll go, this white deal and this nun are not sour, and one is easy, one is a demon, we think it's two monsters. ”

The white deal talked to the woman in the nunnery, and the teeth of the four people in the peak were soured, and the white deal was all five people, and they were still screaming like children, it seems that this has a lover, and people will be perverted, and they will become like goblins.

Bai Transaction continued to speak: "My aunt, I didn't just buy you a tablet the day before yesterday, why do you want to buy a new model, isn't the new model more functional than the old one, that is, the pixels are more high-definition than it, and you can take a dynamic photo, what is the difference with the old model."

My little demon, don't believe in any new models, this is all merchants who change the soup and don't change the medicine, that is, add one or two functions to the old model, which are all fooling people, but the price is much higher than the old one. ”

White trading makes sense, at present, all kinds of products are changing quite quickly, such as this electronic products, as well as this car products are constantly launching new models, in fact, it is not to change the soup without changing the medicine, but deliberately leave a few functions of the old model not to be launched, and the new model adds a few functions, not all of them are new, this is just some tricks used by merchants.

"That's not good, your aunt just likes new styles, I don't care how the merchants use tricks, I need new styles, several of my classmates use new styles, I have to use new styles, so that I can have an identity." ”

The white transaction explained for a long time, and the woman in it disagreed with his statement and insisted on a new tablet.

What the woman in the nunnery said also made the four of them a little stunned, listening to her say that there are still classmates, is there a nun school, the nuns in the nun school are very high-end, and they are playing with the latest tablet computers.

However, the current monks and nuns are not like in the past, they play new things, it has long been commonplace, in the early days there were rumors that where the monks drove luxury cars with the latest mobile phones, and I heard that where the abbot still has several villas.

In fact, not only monks have schools, but nuns can also have schools, then the Buddhist college is an undergraduate diploma, and some people even lament that it is not easy to become a monk, at least they have a bachelor's degree.

"Oh, my little demon, why are you comparing with your classmates, this can't be compared, no one can keep up with the trend of the times, modern things are renovated too quickly, you can't keep up with the trend even if you get on a plane." ”

"White deal, you don't bother to talk to Aunt Ben, how many grievances have Aunt Ben suffered with you, why don't you say it, you actually accuse me of following the trend, I'm a lesbian, we don't chase the trend, what do we chase, do we chase the sun, chasing the sun is also the business of you stinky men. ”

Bai Deal was scolded by the women in the nunnery, and said that women are born to follow the trend, and stinky men are to catch up with the sun.

"Little demon, don't make trouble, what are you chasing the sun, your Yi Yi is chasing the moon and climbing up, you hurry up and let me in." ”

Bai Trade, who was standing in front of the door of the nunnery, was in a hurry, begging the woman inside to let herself in, and the humanity inside.

"White deal, that's not good, you have to bring the new tablet, and Aunt Ben will let you in, otherwise you don't want to come in." ”

This woman was more serious, and Bai Deal cried with a sad face: "My good demon, can you give you a grace period of two days, and I will bring you the new tablet tomorrow, okay?"

The woman in the nunnery replied, "Grandma doesn't believe you, you must bring the new tablet tonight, or you can go down the mountain, Grandma Ben is tired and wants to sleep." ”

The white transaction outside the door was really anxious, "Demon, I'll give you a note, I'll promise to buy you a new tablet tomorrow, otherwise there will be five thunderstorms in the sky." ”

"Hmph, white deal, how many notes have you made, which one of you have cashed out, this is all the note you typed, you can take it over and take a good look." ”

As soon as Bai Jie finished saying that he was going to type a note, the sky above the nunnery was like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers, and hundreds of notes were sprinkled down, and after a while, they fell in front of the door of the nunnery, and at the same time, a muffled thunder sounded in the sky, and it exploded like a cannon in front of the door of the nunnery.